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Buzz, at it again?
« on: June 02, 2008, 04:07:00 PM »
Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen


The Nirvana frontman's remains have been taken from the Hollywood home of his widow Courtney Love

Tim Jonze
Monday June 2, 2008
guardian.co.uk


It's not entirely clear how you'd go about flogging them on eBay without arousing suspicion, but that hasn't stopped someone from stealing Kurt Cobain's ashes, according to his widow Courtney Love.
Love believes a former friend is responsible for swiping Kurt's remains, which were stored in a pink bear-shaped handbag and hidden in a wardrobe at her Hollywood home.

She now claims to be suicidal as a result of the theft: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Most of Cobain's ashes were originally scattered at a New York Buddhist temple and in the Wishkah river in Washington state. However, Love says she kept some for herself, hidden away in a location that was a closely guarded secret until now.
"They were all I had left of him," Love said to the News of the World. "Who has their husband's ashes stolen?"

Love is hardly a stranger to controversy. This March she claimed that someone had used Cobain's social security number to steal more than $200 million from his estate. As with the theft of his ashes, Love believes the culprit was known to her.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994.


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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 04:22:59 PM »
"I don't know what I'll do..."

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 04:46:32 PM »
Buzz is being questioned as we speak. he is being held in Guantanamo.

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 07:21:44 PM »
Please, no one give them back.

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 07:22:18 PM »
Buzz is being questioned as we speak. he is being held in Guantanamo.

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 07:22:32 PM »
She probably got too high, and forgot where she put them.
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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 08:17:24 PM »
Or smoked him on accident. Or maybe even made cocoa like on South Park :D

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 09:13:01 PM »
Now if we can just free Francis Bean...

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 01:25:34 AM »
"They were all I had left of him," Love said to the News of the World.


She would have all of his stuff if she didn't auction it off.
This isn't a time for lectures!

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 04:44:55 AM »
Buzz stole the ashes of Kurt Cobain?  :lol: That's sick!

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 06:05:56 AM »
Or smoked him on accident. Or maybe even made cocoa like on South Park :D
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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 12:33:30 PM »
i would use them to make tea

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 07:12:33 PM »
maybe his ashes didn't get stolen.  maybe Kurt came back to life to have his revenge on Courtney!

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 07:28:39 PM »
Check your vacuum cleaner.

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Re: Buzz, at it again?
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »
" right now I'm suicidal."
promises, promises.