Melvins 2016 Tour dates

[Captain CoryCory]

Helms Alee confirmed as the opening band in Louisville.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Helms Alee confirmed as the opening band in Louisville.

Fart lips is pleased.

[FartLips]

Helms Alee confirmed as the opening band in Louisville.

Fart lips is pleased.

yeah but am i gonna be able to talk the wifey into letting me go? Highly unlikely.

[glen]

Helms Alee confirmed as the opening band in Louisville.

Fart lips is pleased.

yeah but am i gonna be able to talk the wifey into letting me go? Highly unlikely.

take her.   

[GiveMe45]

Helms Alee confirmed as the opening band in Louisville.

Fart lips is pleased.

yeah but am i gonna be able to talk the wifey into letting me go? Highly unlikely.

I just don't understand this....

[glen]

I just don't understand this....

do you happen to be married?

[GiveMe45]

I just don't understand this....

do you happen to be married?

No but my most recent relationship was 12 years.  I wouldn't be with someone who would hold me back from doing something that makes me happy that has no negative effect on them.

[glen]

bottom line:  marriage and children is different.     

[GiveMe45]

bottom line:  marriage and children is different.     

I'd never pretend to be an expert in parenting but isn't 3+ months enough notice that there may need to be some childcare arrangements for one night?  Not trying to be a dick, like I said I just don't understand.

[joelk]

Man I hope Unsane and Melvins do another run together now that the Unsane wagon is up and operational again.

[GiveMe45]

Man I hope Unsane and Melvins do another run together now that the Unsane wagon is up and operational again.

This would be another dream tour.  It didn't come to this area last time

[joelk]

Nor here. Still sore about that.

[hemispheres]

bottom line:  marriage and children is different.     

I'd never pretend to be an expert in parenting but isn't 3+ months enough notice that there may need to be some childcare arrangements for one night?  Not trying to be a dick, like I said I just don't understand.

Surely you've seen sitcoms? Marriage is supposed to be a sexless and miserable time in which the husband is only allowed to drink beer and watch football. The wife manages all financial affairs and social outings.

[hemispheres]

Most likely going to the Athens show

[meezer]

bottom line:  marriage and children is different.     

I'd never pretend to be an expert in parenting but isn't 3+ months enough notice that there may need to be some childcare arrangements for one night?  Not trying to be a dick, like I said I just don't understand.

Surely you've seen sitcoms? Marriage is supposed to be a sexless and miserable time in which the husband is only allowed to drink beer and watch football. The wife manages all financial affairs and social outings.

Is there a name for the the theory that eventually every marriage will see the couple put a line of masking tape on the floor (right over the middle of the sofa) splitting the living room in two? Always loved that episode.