Poll
Question:
After listening to both songs, which song is better?
Option 1: Boris
votes: 10
Option 2: Bitten into sympathy
votes: 1
On a local radio station near Stl there is a thing called the cage match. It usually consists of voters choosing between two songs. Recently I have been listing to my ipod song list from a-z. I decided that this format allows me to hear individual songs without the usual context . I thought it would be fun to start between two melvins songs. I guess we can start in the b's
Boris is like the Julius Caesar of heavy songs, there's no bigger reputation - maybe should've started by matching a song in the same class as Bitten Into Sympathy for it to be a fair match. :lol:
Quote from: (the) Razor on November 22, 2014, 10:32:47 PM
Boris is like the Julius Caesar of heavy songs
Et tu, Blood Witch?
Why start with B? Why not A? At A Crawl
At The Stake -vs- Anaconda
This isn't fair.
I mean it's Boris, a.k.a. Numero Uno Sludgero Epicero.
Bitten Into Sympathy is a great song, but...
I don't even...
:cobain:
The minute I seen Melvins Cage Match I just imagined a wrestling match with either...
a) a bunch of up-and-coming bassists
or
b) All previous Melvins bassists
There's a contract hung above the ring for a one-album deal with the Melvins which can only be obtained by a ladder.
The Melvins in the Bank match.
Quote from: anaconda on November 25, 2014, 09:19:42 AM
At The Stake -vs- Anaconda
I started with b because I thought it was funny. I like at the stake vs Anaconda. We should try it next.
Why not brackets, like March Madness™?
Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work. But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.
Quote from: Afterbirthmilkshake on November 28, 2014, 12:32:14 AM
Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work. But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.
Thanks for tasking me with this.
Here's what I can do, based on my knowledge and experience with computers.
I can draw it up on typing paper with a sharpie, take a picture of it with my phone,
post it as an attachment (which less than 1% of anyone will actually click on), there you go.
Multimedia. PowerPoint. Presentation. :lol:
Quote from: meezer on November 28, 2014, 05:18:11 AM
Quote from: Afterbirthmilkshake on November 28, 2014, 12:32:14 AM
Because I'm not smart enough to figure out how that would work. But if you can fugue it out. I think it sounds awsome.
Thanks for tasking me with this.
Here's what I can do, based on my knowledge and experience with computers.
I can draw it up on typing paper with a sharpie, take a picture of it with my phone,
post it as an attachment (which less than 1% of anyone will actually click on), there you go.
Multimedia. PowerPoint. Presentation. :lol:
That's too computery. Photocopy and mail them out!
Done!
Copache or Civilized Worm?
Quote from: Buzzinthebox on November 28, 2014, 03:55:18 PM
Copache or Civilized Worm?
Round 3.
http://youtu.be/-ZxHAZChcYU (http://youtu.be/-ZxHAZChcYU)
Duh! #-o
We already did that.
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=19991.msg526386#msg526386 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=19991.msg526386#msg526386)
Round 4. See above.
who's gonna start the next cage match? may I suggest we jump to H and pair up Hog Leg v.s. Hag Me?
Quote from: Sludgebaby on March 27, 2015, 01:37:42 AM
who's gonna start the next cage match?
You are.
Quote from: Sludgebaby on March 27, 2015, 01:37:42 AM
may I suggest we jump to H and pair up Hog Leg v.s. Hag Me?
That's fine, if you're a sadist that likes totally uneven competition. =;
If Buzz and Dale had met for a fight, either wrestling og boxing, I would put my money on Dale, the way he hammers them drums, MAN! Not saying that Buzz can`t handle himself,
he has powerful arms and can guaranteed deliver a punch, but Dale can go on for miles and miles, hammering like a windmill!
Jared looks like a lumberjack and Coady I think I read was a martial arts instructor. Good luck against either of those two.
Jared, Uh, Excuse me, I mean MR. WARREN Looks like a guy who would take the first punch and laugh heartily at your pathetic assault before severely Crushing your face under his Buttocks.
BAAAAww-Haaw-haaw-hawwwww.
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