The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

[cara]

Did you really just say that? Okay, Lil Kim.

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

drama . . . .

I just want to see me some of pinkyslim in one of her movies.  Pm me some titles to look up, love, would ya?   

[pinkyslim]

Did you really just say that? Okay, Lil Kim.

Yes I did BIG CARA.

[moderndayviking]

38 DD
24
36 lean and hairless

I am definitely not impressed. Your pic is nothing special, it looks like any lady I might run into at a thrift store or trailer park.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

drama . . . .

I just want to see me some of pinkyslim in one of her movies.  Pm me some titles to look up, love, would ya?   

ditto

[FartLips]

drama . . . .

I just want to see me some of pinkyslim in one of her movies.  Pm me some titles to look up, love, would ya?   

ditto

yeah put your money where your mouth was.

[PrickHonky]

Does anyone have extra copies of H.A.T. 7"s, Brain Center At Whipples, Dr. Geek, and Antivermin Seed they would be interested in selling? I would offer to trade, but I have nothing to trade.

[cara]

i have the whole set, but no extras. That being said i may consider selling them... it would have to be the whole set or nothing though.

[Uncle Fester]

anybody want a flipper cover 5 inch? transparent light green
make offer. its still in the original plastic sleeve and still has the flipper sticker, EX condition.

[perzo)))]

this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)

[Uncle Fester]

this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)

pm sent.

[Uncle Fester]

i approve of the direction this thread has taken.

you live in Alberta

so what?
where do you live thats so much better?

[Uncle Fester]

drama . . . .

I just want to see me some of pinkyslim in one of her movies.  Pm me some titles to look up, love, would ya?   

ditto

yeah put your money where your mouth was.

stapled to her pimps sagging balls?

[cara]

You see, its like this: pinkyslim is better than me, and all of us really, becuase she has double D's and dresses like she stole her clothes from a boy's locker room. Oh, and whatever drain she crawled out of is a lot better than where I live. I guess I just have to accept this.

Hey, would anyone be interested in trading something for the HAT singles set?

[moderndayviking]

You see, its like this: pinkyslim is better than me, and all of us really, becuase she has double D's and dresses like she stole her clothes from a boy's locker room. Oh, and whatever drain she crawled out of is a lot better than where I live. I guess I just have to accept this.

Hey, would anyone be interested in trading something for the HAT singles set?

Double D's don't matter when your face is riddled with acne scars, you look like a dude, and you wear blue blocker shades.