rate the records

[Shatz]

This may sound like a uniquely dumb and time consuming idea, but how about giving the whole Melvins catalog of records a simple rating (with or without comments) like they did themselves 2 times before, using a zero to five star rating system, and posting it here for comparing reasons?

Take your time and give it a thought.
I would like to start, even if no one follows my example.


Mangled Demos from 1983:
10 Songs / 26 Songs:
Gluey Porch Treatments:
Ozma:
Your Choice Live Series:
Bullhead:
Eggnog:
King Buzzo:
Dale Crover:
Joe Preston:
Lysol:
Houdini:
Prick:
Stoner Witch:
Stag:
Honky:
Singles 1-12:
Alive at the Fucker Club:
The Maggot:
The Bootlicker:
The Crybaby:
Colossus of Destiny:
Electroretard:
Millennium Monsterwork:
Hostile Ambient Takeover:
Pigs of the Roman Empire:
Never Breathe What You Can't See:
Sieg Howdy!:
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust:
(A) Senile Animal:


I'm hoping for contributions, be as subjective as possible!

[FartLips]

that looks like a lot of work.

[Shatz]

But you know you can do it, if they can do it:
http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/pitw5/pg09.gif
http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/pitw5/pg10.gif
http://prod1.cmj.com/articles/display_article.php?id=3547598

[GrimReaper]

Shatz, I still love ya, but........no.

[anaconda]

Mangled Demos from 1983:
10 Songs / 26 Songs:
Gluey Porch Treatments:
Ozma:
Your Choice Live Series:
Bullhead:
Eggnog:
King Buzzo:
Dale Crover:
Joe Preston:
Lysol:
Houdini:
Prick:
Stoner Witch:
Stag:
Honky:
Singles 1-12:
Alive at the Fucker Club:
The Maggot:
The Bootlicker:
The Crybaby:
Colossus of Destiny:
Electroretard:
Millennium Monsterwork:
Hostile Ambient Takeover:
Pigs of the Roman Empire:
Never Breathe What You Can't See:
Sieg Howdy!:
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust:
(A) Senile Animal:

[Mad Arab]

Mangled Demos from 1983:
10 Songs / 26 Songs:
Gluey Porch Treatments:
Ozma:
Your Choice Live Series:
Bullhead:
Eggnog:
King Buzzo:
Dale Crover:
Joe Preston:
Lysol:
Houdini:
Prick:
Stoner Witch:
Stag:
Honky:
Singles 1-12:
Alive at the Fucker Club:
The Maggot:
The Bootlicker:
The Crybaby:
Colossus of Destiny:
Electroretard:
Millennium Monsterwork:
Hostile Ambient Takeover:
Pigs of the Roman Empire:
Never Breathe What You Can't See:
Sieg Howdy!:
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust:
(A) Senile Animal:

[FartLips]

i just give them all 5 stars since the records say melvins on them.

[Dead Cowboy]

i just give them all 5 stars since the records say melvins on them.

I give prick 1 since, technically, it doees not.

[norecess]

Doesn't what?

[anaconda]

It doesnt say Melvins on it, it says SNIVLEM

[(the) Razor]

Mangled Demos from 1983: N/A
10 Songs / 26 Songs: ***1/2
Gluey Porch Treatments/Ozma: ****
Your Choice Live Series: N/A
Bullhead: ****1/2
Eggnog: ****
King Buzzo: N/A
Dale Crover: ***1/2
Joe Preston: N/A
Lysol: *****
Houdini: ****
Prick: N/A
Stoner Witch: ****1/2
Stag: *****
Honky: *****
Singles 1-12: N/A
Alive at the Fucker Club: N/A
The Maggot: ****
The Bootlicker: ****
The Crybaby: N/A
Colossus of Destiny: N/A
Electroretard: N/A
Millennium Monsterwork: N/A
Hostile Ambient Takeover: ***1/2
Pigs of the Roman Empire: **1/2
Never Breathe What You Can't See: N/A
Sieg Howdy!: ****
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust: N/A
(A) Senile Animal:  ****1/2

I don't download so I haven't hear the N/A albums yet.

Edit: Update Crover's EP.

[seas of luck]

I'm bored so I'll play.  I'm not smart enough to know how to do the nice graphics though.

Mangled Demos from 1983: ***1/2
10 Songs / 26 Songs: ***1/2
Gluey Porch Treatments: ****
Ozma: ****1/2
Your Choice Live Series: ***1/2
Bullhead: ****1/2
Eggnog: ****1/2
King Buzzo: ***1/2
Dale Crover: ****
Joe Preston: ***1/2
Lysol: *****
Houdini: ****
Prick: ***1/2
Stoner Witch: ****1/2
Stag: *****
Honky: ****
Singles 1-12: ***
Alive at the Fucker Club: ***1/2
The Maggot: *****
The Bootlicker: ****1/2
The Crybaby: ****
Colossus of Destiny: ****
Electroretard: ****
Millennium Monsterwork: ***1/2
Hostile Ambient Takeover: ****1/2
Pigs of the Roman Empire: ***1/2
Never Breathe What You Can't See: ****
Sieg Howdy!: ****
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust: ****
(A) Senile Animal:  *****
Nude With Boots: *****

Edit: I added Nude With Boots.  It's way too hard to rate their albums.

[norecess]

Mangled Demos from 1983:
10 Songs / 26 Songs:
Gluey Porch Treatments:
Ozma:
Bullhead:
Eggnog:
King Buzzo:
Dale Crover:
Joe Preston:
Lysol:
Houdini:
Prick:
Stoner Witch:
Stag:
Honky:
The Maggot:
The Bootlicker:
The Crybaby:
Colossus of Destiny:
Electroretard:
Millennium Monsterwork:
Hostile Ambient Takeover:
Pigs of the Roman Empire:
Never Breathe What You Can't See:
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust:
(A) Senile Animal:

that looks like a lot of work.

This looks like a lot of work.

[Shatz]

Thanks for not letting the idea die!
Interesting and diverse results so far.

[GrimReaper]

Norecess omitted Sieg Howdy.

Voted off the Island is worth at least one star, No?