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Title: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: Dumpster D on July 23, 2013, 09:06:03 AM
It needs a catchy name. (Colossus Of Destiny* is not bad, either That Or Buzzo-king  :lol:)   

and of course it needs a cleverly titled menu with all the fixins.

Specials, and custom Melvins themed decor.

I could name some items off the menu, but lets see if you can Read my mind.

Expand on this!

...*note* yes I realize I spelled Restraunt bad.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Captain CoryCory on July 23, 2013, 09:47:52 AM
The mens and womens bathrooms should be called Vile and Honey Bucket.
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Post by: black stallion on July 23, 2013, 09:57:53 AM
can i have a pizza crover?
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Post by: glen on July 23, 2013, 10:06:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4dJvUOS.jpg)
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: rictus on July 23, 2013, 10:07:32 AM
Whatever you do DO NOT order the Shitstorm, unless of course you're feeling a little..irregular.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: homeless_dad on July 23, 2013, 11:06:10 AM
Welcome to the Melvins "They all must be slaughtered house of meat" where it's always gristle thick pork chop rot time!


"The lady will have the ligature slaughtered cow."
"Slendid!! and would she like that cooked happy, grey or black?"




Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Dumpster D on July 23, 2013, 09:00:39 PM
Was thinking of ordering off the lovely butterflies section of the menu myself.

But I might Try the Hog leg.

Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 23, 2013, 09:08:04 PM
How old/high are you? :lol:
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Post by: homeless_dad on July 23, 2013, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on July 23, 2013, 09:00:39 PM

But I might Try the Hog leg.
I read the review in the gourmet quarterly magazine, which stated: "the hog leg  spins nice.  Like a compass pointing north".
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Dumpster D on July 23, 2013, 09:31:43 PM
Old enough, and high enough to know everyone Loves Sausages.

Obviously one of the house specials.

I wouldnt mind a salad From the all you can eat- Let god be your gardener- salad bar.   

Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 23, 2013, 09:32:37 PM
This video actually has images in it that I had never seen before:

Melvins-HOG LEG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtyikrRKbc#)
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 23, 2013, 09:34:39 PM
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: homeless_dad on July 23, 2013, 10:41:55 PM
Freak Puke would be an awesome name for the melvins restaurant.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Dumpster D on July 24, 2013, 01:47:29 AM
Quote from: Grayfro on July 23, 2013, 09:34:39 PM
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)

ahhhhh Touche!    8) 


Make it a cheeseburger then.. 


Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: buddy holiday on July 24, 2013, 01:50:27 AM
i'll have the smiling cobra
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 07:18:08 AM
I'm old, I need something that won't clog Up The Dumper!
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Post by: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 07:32:29 AM
What I mean to say is I'm worried about The Heaviness of the Load, I want something I can Flush.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 07:36:59 AM
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 07:32:29 AM
What I mean to say is I'm worried about The Heaviness of the Load, I want something I can Flush.

easy (as it was) grayfro. I think its time to let it all be.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: jules on July 24, 2013, 07:41:31 AM
Is Crayfish on the menu?
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:01:55 AM
What's that Creepy Smell? Something Vile no doubt.
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Post by: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
This Hooch has given me Cottenmouth, quick, fetch the Water Glass!
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 08:28:37 AM
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
This Hooch has given me Cottenmouth, quick, feltch the Water Glass!

:shock: :shock:
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Post by: jules on July 24, 2013, 08:30:11 AM
(http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/AKV126C/menu1_zps138af5cf.jpg) (http://s925.photobucket.com/user/AKV126C/media/menu1_zps138af5cf.jpg.html)
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 08:35:00 AM
If you two don't knock it off there's going to be a suicide in progress.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: jules on July 24, 2013, 08:39:24 AM
Quote from: glen on July 24, 2013, 08:35:00 AM
If you two don't knock it off there's going to be a suicide in progress.
Stop causing trouble or I'll call the walter.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:57:13 AM
This thread has turned into a real Shit Sandwich, think I'll Spit It Out!
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 09:02:27 AM
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:57:13 AM
This thread has turned into a real Shit Sandwich, think I'll Spit It Out!

I'll admit, I do have a growing disgust.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
Post by: homeless_dad on July 24, 2013, 09:22:27 AM
You guys need a respite. 

Today's special: Roadbull served with a side of well run general hash and a glass of eggnog.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on July 24, 2013, 09:22:27 AM
You guys need a respite. 

Today's special: Roadbull served with a side of well run general hash and a glass of eggnog.

the last time I ordered that it ended with a severe case of dies iraea.

goddamit!!  now you've got me doing it.  :cobain:
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: homeless_dad on July 24, 2013, 10:56:22 AM
Sounds like glen's turn is over (from under the excrement). 

They got gimme 46 gimme 45oz of charmicarmicat for them redneck types.

They are branching out and are going to open a sushi bar called "let me roll it".
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: glen on July 24, 2013, 12:00:19 PM
do you know if there are any MELVINS songs with the phrase "delete thread" in the title?
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: homeless_dad on July 24, 2013, 12:05:51 PM
Ok here it goes...

I got the large, seemingly endless half-hung bunny/half-roman bird dog plate.  Quite the sacrifice.  I barley had room for the salad of Dwight Frye.  Felt I'd gone insane from all the food, but  I ate it all with teeth.  It was one long continuous meal.  Afterward, I felt like my bowels needed to be cleaned with Lysol. 
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: K4rJ4kC on July 24, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
You know what happens when you order a Shit Sandwich right? The whole place will be totally quiet for 4 minutes and 33 seconds and after that everyone will scream "You just took a bite" and massive laughter breaks out.
Title: Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
Post by: jules on July 24, 2013, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: K4rJ4kC on July 24, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
You know what happens when you order a Shit Sandwich right? The whole place will be totally quiet for 4 minutes and 33 seconds and after that everyone will scream "You just took a bite" and massive laughter breaks out.
:lol: