It needs a catchy name. (Colossus Of Destiny* is not bad, either That Or Buzzo-king :lol:)
and of course it needs a cleverly titled menu with all the fixins.
Specials, and custom Melvins themed decor.
I could name some items off the menu, but lets see if you can Read my mind.
Expand on this!
...*note* yes I realize I spelled Restraunt bad.
The mens and womens bathrooms should be called Vile and Honey Bucket.
can i have a pizza crover?
(http://i.imgur.com/4dJvUOS.jpg)
Whatever you do DO NOT order the Shitstorm, unless of course you're feeling a little..irregular.
Welcome to the Melvins "They all must be slaughtered house of meat" where it's always gristle thick pork chop rot time!
"The lady will have the ligature slaughtered cow."
"Slendid!! and would she like that cooked happy, grey or black?"
Was thinking of ordering off the lovely butterflies section of the menu myself.
But I might Try the Hog leg.
How old/high are you? :lol:
Quote from: Dumpster D on July 23, 2013, 09:00:39 PM
But I might Try the Hog leg.
I read the review in the gourmet quarterly magazine, which stated: "the hog leg spins nice. Like a compass pointing north".
Old enough, and high enough to know everyone Loves Sausages.
Obviously one of the house specials.
I wouldnt mind a salad From the all you can eat- Let god be your gardener- salad bar.
This video actually has images in it that I had never seen before:
Melvins-HOG LEG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtyikrRKbc#)
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)
Freak Puke would be an awesome name for the melvins restaurant.
Quote from: Grayfro on July 23, 2013, 09:34:39 PM
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)
ahhhhh Touche! 8)
Make it a cheeseburger then..
i'll have the smiling cobra
I'm old, I need something that won't clog Up The Dumper!
What I mean to say is I'm worried about The Heaviness of the Load, I want something I can Flush.
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 07:32:29 AM
What I mean to say is I'm worried about The Heaviness of the Load, I want something I can Flush.
easy (as it was) grayfro. I think its time to let it all be.
Is Crayfish on the menu?
What's that Creepy Smell? Something Vile no doubt.
This Hooch has given me Cottenmouth, quick, fetch the Water Glass!
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
This Hooch has given me Cottenmouth, quick, feltch the Water Glass!
:shock: :shock:
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If you two don't knock it off there's going to be a suicide in progress.
Quote from: glen on July 24, 2013, 08:35:00 AM
If you two don't knock it off there's going to be a suicide in progress.
Stop causing trouble or I'll call the walter.
This thread has turned into a real Shit Sandwich, think I'll Spit It Out!
Quote from: Grayfro on July 24, 2013, 08:57:13 AM
This thread has turned into a real Shit Sandwich, think I'll Spit It Out!
I'll admit, I do have a growing disgust.
You guys need a respite.
Today's special: Roadbull served with a side of well run general hash and a glass of eggnog.
Quote from: homeless_dad on July 24, 2013, 09:22:27 AM
You guys need a respite.
Today's special: Roadbull served with a side of well run general hash and a glass of eggnog.
the last time I ordered that it ended with a severe case of dies iraea.
goddamit!! now you've got me doing it. :cobain:
Sounds like glen's turn is over (from under the excrement).
They got gimme 46 gimme 45oz of charmicarmicat for them redneck types.
They are branching out and are going to open a sushi bar called "let me roll it".
do you know if there are any MELVINS songs with the phrase "delete thread" in the title?
Ok here it goes...
I got the large, seemingly endless half-hung bunny/half-roman bird dog plate. Quite the sacrifice. I barley had room for the salad of Dwight Frye. Felt I'd gone insane from all the food, but I ate it all with teeth. It was one long continuous meal. Afterward, I felt like my bowels needed to be cleaned with Lysol.
You know what happens when you order a Shit Sandwich right? The whole place will be totally quiet for 4 minutes and 33 seconds and after that everyone will scream "You just took a bite" and massive laughter breaks out.
Quote from: K4rJ4kC on July 24, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
You know what happens when you order a Shit Sandwich right? The whole place will be totally quiet for 4 minutes and 33 seconds and after that everyone will scream "You just took a bite" and massive laughter breaks out.
:lol: