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Hey Smellis,
  Have you ever heard of the Stinkor Brothers? They used to walk around
Montesano up until about a year ago! It was a dude and his physically-challenged
wife and he used to push her in the wheelchair unless he was pissed off and then he
would walk about ten yards in front of her...

  What would happen if one of us recorded a track and sent it
to another, who would add their own track and then sent it
to another to add their track and so on and so forth..???

MP3 Lover,
    This letter is to inform you that the Melvins shirt that you
have requested is either out of print or just not available to
people who say they love MP3's... Game Over... The shirt has
been sold and I am glad I did not take your offer of $20.00 in
quarters... Good luck next time!

MP3Lover...Are you retarded or are you just a little slow?

Magnum P.I. is awesome!

Hey Skullbraineggs...... I know who you are...
Mayday...Mayday...

My mother told me that back in the late 40's, early 50's there
were reports of kids and the homeless dying from drinking too
much Anti-freeze. I know a guy who used to shoot up MD20/20,
he said a bottle would last you a good six months.
Does somebody need or want the original credits on the G.P.T.?
I can pull out my copy and put them on here, if need be...
We used to smoke Kodiak snuff from a pop-can on top of the Melvan!
Don't do it!!!

Hey Hanzzz Franzzz Pulverizer....
  Do you think you could entertain my skull by applying the
the full version of the Melvan to this thread? I tend to enjoy
re-living my past with those ohh so sweet sounds.....OK?

Eat it or wear it, then go for a nice relaxing swim.....

  Not to mention my Pioneer surround sound reciever just catching on fire
when I turned the power on to do a rough mix all alone. Or how about those
transmissions we were picking up through the headphones? Those were a bit
strange, seeing is that that has never occurred before in the basement and I
have been recording down there for roughly sixteen years!   

Yeah, that's Buzzo's writing. What type of paper was yours written on?

You name the location and I will set the time, which would
be never cause Napoleon never carried Francs in his pocket
you ding-a-ling! He carried Rubies...OK?

Hey Idlehanz, do you have turd in your pocket?

Hey King, I thought there was more Melvan to that recording we
put onto your hard-drive?

Hey thanks! I constructed what I refer to as a Bass Cave. I took two
4'x4' pieces of particle board and made a "V" or triangle off of the bass
rig. Then I put the mic stand right at the apex of that "V". Covered it
all up with sleeping bags and blankets. The only problem, was that we
had the amp cranked up too loud, so we had to keep it low in the mix to
avoid clipping and a great big,fat headache of a signal. There were a lot
of really strange occurances that took place while we recorded this track!!