Post your Melvins collection

[Chuck Hartford]

chuck, was that a gun in there?

Yes it is. Its not mine of course, I don't own any weapons myself. I believe that belongs to my friend Kyle.

[FartLips]

breakin' the law, breakin' the law, duh duh!

[tycho5]

Oh my!  It's THE deck.

^5   

What does the grip side look like?

The grip side has no tape and is kind of a dark orange-ish color. No graphics so you aren't missing anything.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

chuck, was that a gun in there?

Yes it is. Its not mine of course, I don't own any weapons myself.

That's what you tell the PAROLE OFFICER!

[Buick GN]

Oh my!

[Leeech]

fuck man,
the crybaby has quite the collection. it's almost discouraging.
Bullhead,
Houdini live
houdini
stonerwitch
stag
king buzzo
joe preston
dale crover
HAT
jello 1
jello 2
pigs
eggnog
lysol
gluey porch treatments
26 songs
the maggot
the bootlicker
We reach tribute
that just about does it I think, i've got some on the way.
But "crybaby" fuckin spanks us all on this one.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

12 variations of the same record get me hot.

[glen]

We reach tribute

sorry bubba, this doesn't count.

[tycho5]

Back in the early 90's, Slap-a-Ham records put out a couple 7"s called Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

These 7"s were their little jokes and contained roughly 30 bands each. Of course each track was no longer than 3-5 seconds and most of the bands were grindcore/metal/punk. The whole thing was tongue-in-cheek.

The reason I brought it up was because I vaguely remember the Melvins having a track on one of these 7"s but I can't seem to find proof. I want to say it had a red sleeve/black vinyl. The only reference to Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhhh! I've seen is:
http://www.discogs.com/label/Slap+A+Ham+Records

It would make sense since Slap-A-Ham put out two releases for the Melvins: 8" flexi and 5" clear vinyl

[Vcavallo]

they did in fact appear on this bleargh thing. 
my brother in law would always mention this record he had as a teenager "that had like 50 bands on it and each song was a second long and it sounded like, 'bla!.....BOOM....BA DA bronk.....DeeeeeeeDOT!.....etc'."  he would mention how he remembered seeing the melvins on the sleeve but didn't really know who they were.  i was surprised when he brought it up once After i had gotten to know the melvins.  i wanted to hear it.
anyway....i don't really understand how i'm structuring the narrative of this story... .... regardless: he and my sister had a fire at their house and this record of his was destroyed.  for christmas or a birthday or something a few years ago i found a copy of it on ebay and bought it for him as a nostalia sorta thing.  i am pretty sure it was on purple vinyl and came with a slap-a-ham sticker. 
the point: i looked at the sleeve and the melvins were on it.  i forget the name of the song, if any.

the end.

[tycho5]

Your disjointed story was heartwarming. Thanks! 

[Leeech]

well it sits in my collection, so it got thrown on the list. BEOTCH

[ElGrampo]

i forget the name of the song, if any.
the end.

i got that record [from crybaby] on grey vinyl. the melvins song is called "nothing".
that's not very creative, but nontheless: there are some great song names on that record:
macabre - zodiac
intense degree - he was the ukulele player for doctor eugene's travelling folk show band
b.g.t. - verstarkerschwein omaschwein [german, means: amp pig grandma pig]
and so on, and so on. GREAT!

[Vcavallo]

b.g.t. - verstarkerschwein omaschwein [german, means: amp pig grandma pig]

YAY!! i love that one

[the crybaby]

the melvins song is called NOTHING and it's really nothing. just 5 seconds of silence.