london

[FartLips]

theres just that little issue of a penis   (little issue....  tee hee hee).      I assume buttholeMAN has one.
I assume Buzz's SISTER does not.  the math just doesn't work. 

Maybe Buttholeman is not a man at all, and actually Buzz's sister.  Now, say, Buzz's sister just looooves the anal, as in, "put it in my butthole, man".  Buttholeman, there ya go.

brilliant!! you should decode the Koran next.

or set my vcr.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

Hello, hello... Long time, no chat.

Anyhow, I went along to this so I'll share with you what few shards of memory haven't been burnt away.

Right, Porn were awesome - they're possibly the most fun, free and honest band I've ever seen. Is it DSS on bass for them?  Can't tell... Anyhow, they played a suitably twisted and entertaining set. One of their songs went on for a good ten minutes or so and was characterised by it's failure to 'kick in'. Hilarity!

Big Business had Dale playing guitar with them, but to be honest (and possibly blasphemous) I'm not a huge fan. The tone Jared gets on his bass just doesn't cut through nearly enough. Maybe he needs a chorus pedal or somesuch, but Big Business always just sound like someone howling over an elaborate drum track. If Jared could reproduce the bass sound from A History of Bad Men live, I'm sure they'd be awesome but as it stands I find myself willing them to finish whenever I see them...

As for the mighty Melvins themselves? Lots of material from Senile Animal (as you'd expect, I suppose), which doesn't float my boat nearly as well as the mid-90s stuff, but sounded good. And like others in this thread have said, the Melvins have been better than they were at this show - but the set did span a fair few records (the crowd never fails to be amazed when Oven gets aired, it seems) and they ended with a Jared-led rendition of Lady in Red, which was the best end to a Melvins show I've seen yet, I think.

I don't know...I enjoyed myself, but this show was decidedly less mind-blowing than other shows I've seen. That said, that could have been because I had the misfortune of being at the front and having many of the great unwashed 'mosh' into me. Why do people feel this compulsion to beat the shit out of one another just because a band is onstage? Or more appropriately, why do they assume that everyone wants to take part? I despair, really I do...

Not bad, Melvins, but sadly this show just didn't have the same spark as a show by the Melvins usually does. Still, Porn were awesome and we mustn't forget this!!

[jaymz]

Not bad, Melvins, but sadly this show just didn't have the same spark as a show by the Melvins usually does. Still, Porn were awesome and we mustn't forget this!!

The Melvins where the same old Melvins i just think that it was the crowd that ruined them. But porn where awesome.

That said, that could have been because I had the misfortune of being at the front

Where abouts at the front where you? i was just in front of buzz.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

The Melvins where the same old Melvins i just think that it was the crowd that ruined them. Porn is awesome.