themelvins.net bbs

MELVINS => Melvins Show Reviews => Topic started by: Smellis on September 29, 2006, 10:59:44 PM

Title: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Smellis on September 29, 2006, 10:59:44 PM
By now you are in full swing and in MELVINS heaven. Can't wait to hear all about the show and what the guys had to say about the SNIVLEM shirts! I know you'll make 'yer own show post, but had to post this anyway in the show forum. Damn I'm jealous that you are there. GO MELVINS!! :x
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on September 30, 2006, 01:01:01 AM
.................       who??????  wha????????        computer piracy allows this post.     

show just got over.            oh, heavens.        heavens.  the drums.  are you sure you can handle the drums?

first impressions:  porn was beautiful.   

ghostigital = hell.

melvins highlights:  oven, let it all be (I was wrong), history of bad men

shirts are delivered.          I got a bad feeling those blue ones are taking a BEATING in melvins camp right now.  moss liked the shirts but wasn't digging the blue and pink.         more later.

one down, one to go.  see y'all sunday.

armof.  dude.  you left me hanging. HANGING.                   you gots to match.

PS: see this show twice if you can.      gotta go.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: GrimReaper on September 30, 2006, 03:34:58 AM
Quote from: glen on September 30, 2006, 01:01:01 AM



armof.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on September 30, 2006, 06:24:51 AM
Quote from: GrimReaper on September 30, 2006, 03:34:58 AM
Quote from: glen on September 30, 2006, 01:01:01 AM



armof.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: GrimReaper on September 30, 2006, 06:33:36 AM

Got it, concider the Reaper councelled.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on September 30, 2006, 07:51:27 AM
Quote from: GrimReaper on September 30, 2006, 03:34:58 AM


What happened? You met two girls and Arm of an Infant didn't take one off your hands?

long story.

piracy at work once again.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Smellis on September 30, 2006, 08:21:33 AM
All right Glen! Nice work with the shirts. Can't wait to hear what they said about them.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: blag jesus himself on September 30, 2006, 11:01:46 AM
glen, was that you that grabbed my shoulder after the show?????

i was wasted and delirious at that point i didnt realize what was going on....i was wearing my dwarves 'teach your children to worship satan' shirt and you were like the third person to yell something about the dwarves to me....it wasn't until i got halfway down the stairs that i was like 'that guy just said blag jesus himself, not just blag jesus, he must have been from the board'.  anyways, don't think i'm an asshole is what i'm sayin


i got right up front, as always.....i never understood people who go to shows and sit down at tables....

anyways, the show was pretty good.....porn were average i suppose....seemed like they tok 30 seconds from a kyuss song and repeated it for 8 minutes for each song, so it was entertaining, but not great.  dale was in his elvis getup.....looked like late period, fried banana sandwich elvis, with his gut sticking out.

ghostigital was really good, i asked the singer where bjork was at (he was in the sugarcubes with her) and he must have thought i was heckling him cuz he looked pissed, paused for a few seconds, shook his head and then started the set.  i shook his hand afterwards and told him they were great ,cuz they were getting about 90% boos.  he told everyone to buy their cd, and i said i already have it (i do) and he was like 'well buy it for her', pointing to my girlfriend...(i didn't).

big business was good, especially on the songs i recognized.  when they came out, buzz jr kind of mimed some generic pre-show stage banter like 'are you ready to partyyyyy', stuff like that, then the began the slow evolution into the melvins, with them palying a few songs and then dale coming out and eventually buzz.

the melvins were great, played the exact same set that's been posted here, except for the mechanical bride.  buzz dropped his pick at one point and some kid up front tried to give it back to him but he already got a new one, so the douchebag just throws it on the ground....luckily my girlfriend saw this and grabbed the pick for me, as i had no idea what was going on

the new songs were definitely the highlight, as i had seen most of the other songs before, though everything sounded better with the double drums, especially the bit and lovely butterflies.  i bought a poster and left.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on September 30, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
nice review.  how is that ghostdigital disc?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: klump on September 30, 2006, 03:27:37 PM
Quote from: ___-----_____------_____ on September 30, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
nice review.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: (PAUL) on September 30, 2006, 04:44:34 PM
Like Kevin's wife. Oooo, too soon?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 30, 2006, 05:02:35 PM
YES GLEN, TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU ROMANCED KEVIN'S WIFE!
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: klump on September 30, 2006, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 30, 2006, 05:02:35 PM
YES GLEN, TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU ROMANCED KEVIN'S WIFE!

You drink a lot of lead paint, yes?








:lol:
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Ron Maiden on September 30, 2006, 07:16:06 PM
ok i went to the detroit show and it blew my mind. i met Glen which was cool. we went out to my car and did heroin. hell of a first impression.

the drumming on this tour is just fucking amazing. Jared 's bass work in Big Biz is impressive.
i was blown away. the band Digital Ghost was so good i had to force myself to leave the room and go downstairs and watch the tigers for the first time this season, fuck em. fuck both the tigers and ghosty dig.

i learned tha tglen had fucked Kevins wife. thats crazy.

dan

Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 02, 2006, 07:31:48 AM
okay then,
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: GrimReaper on October 02, 2006, 08:07:13 AM

righteous
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 02, 2006, 08:22:07 AM
okay, now grand rapids - saturday night.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: mopafeena on October 02, 2006, 08:28:12 AM
Excellent reviews Glen.

Wow, what an awesome response to the shirts.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: norecess on October 02, 2006, 08:56:14 AM
Fucking great review, I'm really, really happy for you, Glen. Both thumbs up!
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: ManWithNoName on October 02, 2006, 09:38:22 AM
"the sweat dripped off his fro and rained down on me like a heavenily dew."

hahahahaha

awesome review, man
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 02, 2006, 10:13:45 AM
I also want to add this:

it seemed like jared was almost more the front man than buzz was.  buzz kinda laid back and jared headed up the stage.   jared sang all of oven and all of history of bad men.  buzz never spoke and kept himself to the rear of the stage except to come up to his microphone.   I felt like buzz and dale tried to showcase coady and jared.  anyone else who saw this tour get that feeling?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 02, 2006, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: blag jesus himself on September 30, 2006, 11:01:46 AM
glen, was that you that grabbed my shoulder after the show?????



it twas.   I saw you up front for the set.  the tip-off was the large red bearded fella and your girlfriend. just as you said.  on the way out I glanced and saw you.  I could tell you were in no shape to start conversing.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: blag jesus himself on October 02, 2006, 10:41:43 AM
yeah it did seem like buzz was kinda hangin back a little bit.  and i was a little disappointed that he didn't sing at all on oven, but jared is the only person i'd want to sing in his place.  and yeah glenn, at that point in the show the combination of vodka, pbr and the free corona some guy gave me (not sure why?) plus the mental exhaustion made me a little out of it.  i'll trade you buzz's pick for dales sticks??  fair trade i say......
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: blag jesus himself on October 02, 2006, 10:46:54 AM
Quote from: ___-----_____------_____ on September 30, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
nice review.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on October 02, 2006, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: glen on October 02, 2006, 08:22:07 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/melvins010Custom.jpg)

after 20+ years of riding in vans they've finally got some leg room. 
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: SchnabelA on October 02, 2006, 02:46:49 PM
Posititive karma for Super-Glen!
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 02, 2006, 02:49:42 PM
GLEN GIVES THE BEST REVIEWS!!!!
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: meanclown on October 02, 2006, 04:05:18 PM
yeah Glen...great stuff...even the tomato wars..f-ing surreal & brilliant...i wouldn't have expected anything less from the man, the myth, the legend....oh yeah, and belated congrats on the 3000th post...
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Dog Tired on October 02, 2006, 04:40:52 PM
ahhh i cant wait to wear my shirt now.

thats super great for you glen.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: klump on October 02, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
great review :)

Great that the Melvins liked the shirts   :shock:
Lunica and I will now walk around with enormous heads.  :lol:
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Ron Maiden on October 02, 2006, 07:07:54 PM
what fucking shirts?

i sqaw black jesus too. i was behind him back a bit. the pit was between us and his teach kids to worship satan shirt.

yes thats right there was a pit. and boy was it an anoyign one. Jared said at one point "the bums can go outside"

anyone ever hear the yo yo a go go comp live track form Karp Bacon INdustry? "put your shirts on!!!"
that was great.

good reviews glen-er.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Dog Tired on October 02, 2006, 08:33:23 PM
"you bunch of cock rockers"
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 02, 2006, 09:09:43 PM
glen!

thanks, that was great.

i can't believe they liked them and the roadies were wearing them....great that they'd wear them just so you could see em.  good ol melvins + moss.   i hope they wear them for the whole tour.  i'll wear mine to the show and maybe i'll be able to carry an amp or two around

you should have clung to the bottom of the bus like you promised!  you had the opportunity....
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on October 02, 2006, 09:14:31 PM
Wow, Glenn!  You are INDEED a Legend Now! 

Cheers on the great review!   :cheers:

I just wish I didn't have to wait until the end of November for the Tempe show.  :(
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on October 02, 2006, 11:10:36 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on October 02, 2006, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: glen on October 02, 2006, 08:22:07 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/melvins010Custom.jpg)

after 20+ years of riding in vans they've finally got some leg room.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Lunica on October 03, 2006, 12:29:51 AM
yeah, glen IS a legend! if they keep wearing them, it would be great if someone could take a picture! that way my portfolio would be pretty funny lookin'. i bet they'll be all worn down and sweaty by the time they arrive in england, but i'll make sure to take lots of pictures of the shows we're going to :D

great review, glen! can't wait to see them.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 03, 2006, 10:14:46 AM
the whole damn thing is still sinking in.    a surreal moment, no doubt.

by the way... further developments have led me to believe I was wrong, it was not their tour bus. but they were at my hotel and it was the only bus/van/whatever in the parking lot.  I think I was mistaken though.

hey armof,  I gave the shirts away before I appraoched you and they were wearing them in grand rapids.   the one roadie dude (englishman) told me he would continue to wear it every night but he would have to wash it at some point because it would get "a bit smelly" after awhile.  hopefully some of you get to see them up there though, its a pretty damn cool site.

now i want to go see them again. "hoooooney!! can I fly to florida and stay at my friend Hank Hill's house to see the melvins again?"       asking that question might be like playing russian roulette.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on October 03, 2006, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 10:14:46 AM
the whole damn thing is still sinking in.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 03, 2006, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 10:14:46 AM
asking that question might be like playing russian roulette.

kinda... except you know the bullet is in the next chamber.
speaking of which, has anyone seen this 13 Tzameti film?  i am going to see it this week.  preview looked fucking amazing and my film professor highly recommended it.  last time he did this it was Cache, and that was one of the better films i've seen in theaters
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on October 03, 2006, 05:11:25 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 03, 2006, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 10:14:46 AM
asking that question might be like playing russian roulette.

kinda... except you know the bullet is in the next chamber.
speaking of which, has anyone seen this 13 Tzameti film?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Ron Maiden on October 03, 2006, 06:18:41 PM
is there a pic of the shirts?

i was a screen printer for 3 years.

glen, do you print them or have them printed?

dan
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 03, 2006, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: armofinfant on October 03, 2006, 06:18:41 PM
is there a pic of the shirts?

i was a screen printer for 3 years.

glen, do you print them or have them printed?

dan

had them printed.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on October 03, 2006, 08:50:45 PM
Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: armofinfant on October 03, 2006, 06:18:41 PM
is there a pic of the shirts?

i was a screen printer for 3 years.

glen, do you print them or have them printed?

dan

had them printed.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 03, 2006, 10:55:40 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on October 03, 2006, 08:50:45 PM
Quote from: glen on October 03, 2006, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: armofinfant on October 03, 2006, 06:18:41 PM
is there a pic of the shirts?

i was a screen printer for 3 years.

glen, do you print them or have them printed?

dan

had them printed.   lunica and klump design,  color choice was popular vote.  theres also blue w/ pink ink.  want one?

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/shirt001Custom-1.jpg)



what a handsome torso. :P
CHECK OUT HIS ABS!!!
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 04, 2006, 07:15:13 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 03, 2006, 10:55:40 PM
CHECK OUT HIS ABS!!!

hey.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: klump on October 04, 2006, 08:08:19 AM
(http://myspace-841.vo.llnwd.net/00494/14/82/494322841_s.gif)
"oooh! a quarter!"
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Ron Maiden on October 04, 2006, 04:12:30 PM
what is the image on the shirt i cant tell.

what color blue? like royal or baby?

dan
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Lunica on October 04, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
baby blue and pink (it was done as a joke though, not because we wanted a "cute" shirt) :)
the image on the shirt is a specimen the old sailors referred to as the "fleazy rider".

(fliii-zi r
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 04, 2006, 04:59:46 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/manwithCustom.jpg)

or, in layman's terms,
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 04, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
are you serious lunica?  or am i making an ass of myself right now...?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 04, 2006, 05:17:29 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 04, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
are you serious lunica?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 04, 2006, 10:01:26 PM
Quote from: glen on October 04, 2006, 04:59:46 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/manwithCustom.jpg)

or, in layman's terms,  its a dude riding a flea.
(photocredit to a man with no name)
Who's that strapping young gentleman?  Is that Gay Ray?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: ManWithNoName on October 04, 2006, 10:31:46 PM
I'm not gay, I'm a canuck.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 04, 2006, 10:39:43 PM
Quote from: ManWithNoName on October 04, 2006, 10:31:46 PM
I'm not gay, I'm a canuck.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 02:02:07 AM
Quote from: glen on October 04, 2006, 05:17:29 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 04, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
are you serious lunica?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: FartLips on October 05, 2006, 05:18:02 AM
Quote from: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 02:02:07 AM
Quote from: glen on October 04, 2006, 05:17:29 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 04, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
are you serious lunica?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 08:26:03 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on October 05, 2006, 05:18:02 AM
Quote from: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 02:02:07 AM
Quote from: glen on October 04, 2006, 05:17:29 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 04, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
are you serious lunica?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: glen on October 05, 2006, 08:28:41 AM
Quote from: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 08:26:03 AM


You're on fire farty!


ON fire?  he IS fire!  the man is relentless.       I'm starting to think he might get vin to post the interview just to put the damn fire out!

at this point it shows no signs of weakening. 
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: mopafeena on October 05, 2006, 08:43:01 AM
Well ok.

Farty you are fire.
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Lunica on October 05, 2006, 09:59:06 AM
but not fired!

were you being serious, Vin, or were you joking?
Title: Re: GLEN GLEN GLEN!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 05, 2006, 01:50:17 PM
the interview will be around sometime before it's anniversary. 
i said this already, and you all know i am a man of my word.
:shock:


glen, your new avatar is scary