Artificial Intelligence vs. the Melvins

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Melvins don't have to worry about AI yet.

https://chat.openai.com/chat

"Write a song by the band the Melvins

Here is a potential song by the band the Melvins:

Verse 1:
We're the Melvins, here to rock your world
With our heavy riffs and thundering drums
Our sound is loud, our style is bold
We'll leave you headbanging, never feeling old

Chorus:
Melvins, Melvins, we're the kings of grunge
Our music's raw, our attitude's uncaged
We're here to bring the noise, to make you feel alive
Melvins, Melvins, we'll never die

Verse 2:
We draw inspiration from the greats before us
Black Sabbath, Zeppelin, and Motorhead
But we bring our own flavor, our own twist
We'll make you bang your head and throw your fist

Chorus:
Melvins, Melvins, we're the kings of grunge
Our music's raw, our attitude's uncaged
We're here to bring the noise, to make you feel alive
Melvins, Melvins, we'll never die

Bridge:
We don't follow trends, we don't play by rules
We make the music that we want to hear
We'll keep pushing boundaries, keep pushing limits
We're the Melvins, and we're here to win it

Chorus:
Melvins, Melvins, we're the kings of grunge
Our music's raw, our attitude's uncaged
We're here to bring the noise, to make you feel alive
Melvins, Melvins, we'll never die."

[vince furnier]

where's the Dadaism? why is this just "Hey Hey We're The Monkees" pt II?   

[amazonAMAZON]

Seriously how hard would it be for an AI to pick up on the tropes.

Like a forty man
Like a bed sow
Disgust never happen to the no line
I push it all, push it all away

What did you
I told you no you don't
My mack a see the bow set load of hate
Hum a C T dead to the pig nine

Heavy doe to doe
Better go my own
Never take it tone
Never take it
Don't let
Don't let you seed in the neverly


AI can't compete with fan mimicry yet, not by a long shot. Everybody chime in! Make a Buzz poem.

[amazonAMAZON]

I'm a little upset no one has either come along to shit on my lyric attempt or praise its genius.

[FartLips]

meh.

[vince furnier]

 

[(the) Razor]

It doesn't quite have the nuance of humans....yet
Was off to a promising start at least...

Verse 1:
I saww a dragon flying through a cloud of smoke
I heard a mermaid singing in a tree
I felt the ground shaking, I saw the sky turn red
It's a surreal world, I'm not sure I'm in bed

Chorus:
The Melvins, we're a surreal band
We don't make sense, we don't have a plan
The Melvins, we're a weird bunch
We don't play by the rules, we don't care about the crunch

Verse 2:
I tasted a rainbow, it was sweet and sour
I touched a star, it was soft and warm
I met a unicorn, it told me a joke
It's a surreal world, I'm not sure I'm awake

Chorus:
The Melvins, we're a surreal band
We don't make sense, we don't have a plan
The Melvins, we're a weird bunch
We don't play by the rules, we don't care about the crunch

Bridge:
We don't follow the norms, we don't play it safe
We embrace the absurd, we let our minds stray
We're the Melvins, we're one of a kind
We don't make sense, but that's just fine

Chorus:
The Melvins, we're a surreal band
We don't make sense, we don't have a plan
The Melvins, we're a weird bunch
We don't play by the rules, we don't care about the crunch

I tasted a rainbow, it was sweet and sour

That's buzz though...