Do Melvins worship satan?

[GobiK]

Gretings.  Me name is Gobi K.  This my second time seeing Melvins!  They have much energy but me have a question.  Me english not the best

Me want to know if Melvins worship satan - the devil?  this is troubling to me because me and woman see many teeshirts with 666 and devil on them.  This troubling to us very. 

Me love to watch Melvins and see might of they drummer Dell.  hevery good at beatin skins of drums


But do he worship devil? If they do me afraid. 


me a religios man from Mexico.  To me, I not hold anythihg agaenst others who do satan worship but me think they go to hell


You all the experts so me wife say, ask internets about this Satan?  In Mexico Satan is not a good guy or god to worship.  But me want to know if Melvins is of devil?  Do they have fang?  Do they do this kind of thing?  Me pray for they soul if yes.  But I still like them even if they do pray to devil me just sad and think me not able to go to more show.

We work hard to put the food in and to send money back.  Me love Denver. and me wife is good woman.  We do not worship devil but ask siriously, do these men do satan ritual.  I feel evil in audience at they sshow last rtime they come.  Evil feel good tho sometime..  It is not a good thing.  They is very bad to trust devil if they worship heem

[Idlehanz]

Oh this is gonna be good.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

 

It's a test.

[Idlehanz]

It's a test.

Of our patience?  Humility?  Understanding?  Sense of humor?

[black stallion]

juan strikes again?

[TheLegitMan93]

Gluey Porch Treatments = A reference to the band's preparing for a porch-side seance.
Ozma = Witchcraft.
Bullhead = A type of serpent.
Houdini = Black magick.
Prick = What the Melvins think Jesus is.
Stoner Witch = Witchcraft AND illicit unbiblical drug use!
Stag = An animal with horns just like Satan.
The Trilogy = The Melvins' attempt at mocking the holy trinity.
Hostile Ambient Takeover = Something the Melvins plan to do to the world with the aide of BEELZEBUB.
Pigs of the Roman Empire = Blasphemy against the Catholic church.
Nude With Boots = How Satan will be dressed when the heathens meet him in HAELL.

[TheLegitMan93]

The blood is dripping from his mouth 'cuz he just got done with a hawt, staemy blood orgy.

[GobiK]

Sometime hard to tell if you be serious )

It geuyine concern.  Me wife think Satan music is dangerous.  Me think this also to.  Please try to unnerstand.  We from church of Marion and study many religions to church.  We follow Swedenborg theory of Christianty we not bad.  But if this no seriyous to ask may we ask for letter writing to band label on ipecac musics?  Me wife write letters to them and no ansers.

Best thank you to you. 

We unnerstand different religios for different bodys  and we accept this all but we doont want to eb cursed to hellfire.

We go to show and see all devil childs in fritning close.  Devils and imps on they close.  666 and all.

But we drink good wine and have good times with all differing people.  Me ask for real satisfy mind

thank loves gobi   

[John Schuller]

C is for Cookie. Me love cookie.

[BuffaloSmashFace]

Its the other way around.

[deatheats]

Everyone knows Satan worships the Melvins, not the other way around!

[Dan_Halen]

Everyone knows Satan worships the Melvins, not the other way around!

YES!!! ....lots of great answers but this one is the best one so far, and it's totally true!

I also heard a rumor Satan is pissed cus he missed out on the 1983 CDs.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Didn't it say in the Electroretard liner notes that they worship Santa and celebrate Hilter's birthday?

[Mad Arab]

Gretings.  Me name is Gobi K.  This my second time seeing Melvins!  They have much energy but me have a question.  Me english not the best

Me want to know if Melvins worship satan - the devil?  this is troubling to me because me and woman see many teeshirts with 666 and devil on them.  This troubling to us very. 

Me love to watch Melvins and see might of they drummer Dell.  hevery good at beatin skins of drums


But do he worship devil? If they do me afraid. 


me a religios man from Mexico.  To me, I not hold anythihg agaenst others who do satan worship but me think they go to hell


You all the experts so me wife say, ask internets about this Satan?  In Mexico Satan is not a good guy or god to worship.  But me want to know if Melvins is of devil?  Do they have fang?  Do they do this kind of thing?  Me pray for they soul if yes.  But I still like them even if they do pray to devil me just sad and think me not able to go to more show.

We work hard to put the food in and to send money back.  Me love Denver. and me wife is good woman.  We do not worship devil but ask siriously, do these men do satan ritual.  I feel evil in audience at they sshow last rtime they come.  Evil feel good tho sometime..  It is not a good thing.  They is very bad to trust devil if they worship heem

No. They are just a hard working band in it for the long haul.

[Hot Pants]

i needed a good laugh this morning.