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Title: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Idlehanz on June 18, 2009, 05:00:48 PM
are in the latest Revolver....

(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/idlehanz/TRESPERROSYBUZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: dead mike on June 18, 2009, 05:05:55 PM
I can't really see the text, but is one of the dogs named Coco Diablo Chanel?

What the fuck?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Idlehanz on June 18, 2009, 05:07:21 PM
Quote from: dead mike on June 18, 2009, 05:05:55 PM
I can't really see the text, but is one of the dogs named Coco Diablo Chanel?

What the fuck?
Yep.  Also Itchy and Bacchus.

That's the pic I got, sorry it's so small.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
very cute doggies. :D
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 06:32:27 PM
anybody have the issue to scan? It seems like a pretty interesting read.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: rictus on June 18, 2009, 06:35:03 PM
What, no cats?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.
so is he not allowed near blind people in wheelchairs either? y'know... the electroretard cover.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 07:47:21 PM

so is he not allowed near blind people in wheelchairs either? y'know... the electroretard cover.
That's an excellent question.  I think human cruelty is tolerated more than animal cruelty though I could be wrong.  I love that cover by the way.  Frank Kozik has a twisted imagination.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 18, 2009, 08:12:06 PM
don't forget that poor spider!
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Idlehanz on June 18, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 06:32:27 PM
anybody have the issue to scan? It seems like a pretty interesting read.

Just go read it out of the magazine without paying for it.  That page is the whole article.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Mad Arab on June 18, 2009, 08:47:28 PM
It was Lori that held the cat by the tail, not Buzz. Thats a lame thing to use to restrict him from owning a cat.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: rictus on June 18, 2009, 09:29:38 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 18, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 06:32:27 PM
anybody have the issue to scan? It seems like a pretty interesting read.

Just go rip it out of the magazine without paying for it.  That page is the whole article.

fixed.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 18, 2009, 10:22:01 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.
:lol: In Ireland they'll hang you from your knickers and flog you with potatoes for first offenses.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: molotov on June 18, 2009, 11:35:47 PM
What about that little cute two-headed dog from Houdini?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Rev. Mike on June 18, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
And it was Ozma, not Bullhead.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 07:30:30 AM
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Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 19, 2009, 07:33:09 AM
Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 07:30:30 AM
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sweet dogs
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 07:35:54 AM
I could be off on this but by my count he's got 4.  thats alot of shit to shovel.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: rictus on June 19, 2009, 09:02:41 AM
Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 07:35:54 AM
I could be off on this but by my count he's got 4.  thats alot of shit to shovel.

That's how many I got, and yes it is. See my minor complaint.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Captain CoryCory on June 19, 2009, 09:15:32 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 07:47:21 PM

so is he not allowed near blind people in wheelchairs either? y'know... the electroretard cover.
That's an excellent question.  I think human cruelty is tolerated more than animal cruelty though I could be wrong.  I love that cover by the way.  Frank Kozik has a twisted imagination.

I dunno, I saw the following in the news:
- Kid kills a bunch of cats, gets 200 years.
- Michael Vick kills dogs, gets two years and a bunch of other charges.
- A football player named Dante kills an old man in a car accident, get 30 days.
- Brandy kills some dude a few years back in vehicular manslaughter, gets a year in the slammer TOPS.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Justafilthylurker on June 19, 2009, 04:17:52 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:09:30 PM
Frank Kozik

Fuck stuckism. Manifestos are lame as hell.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: bathroom creep on June 20, 2009, 08:15:13 AM
Scroll down to page 28 and click to zoom in:

http://www.revolvermag-digital.com/revolver/200908/?noli=1&
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 20, 2009, 08:40:02 AM
all hail BC!
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: rictus on June 20, 2009, 11:10:23 AM
Quote from: bathroom creep on June 20, 2009, 08:15:13 AM
Scroll down to page 28 and click to zoom in:

http://www.revolvermag-digital.com/revolver/200908/?noli=1&

Thank you.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 20, 2009, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 18, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 18, 2009, 06:32:27 PM
anybody have the issue to scan? It seems like a pretty interesting read.

Just go read it out of the magazine without paying for it.  That page is the whole article.
I guess I have bad eyes because I cant read any of that.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 20, 2009, 06:09:39 PM
Quote from: bathroom creep on June 20, 2009, 08:15:13 AM
Scroll down to page 28 and click to zoom in:

http://www.revolvermag-digital.com/revolver/200908/?noli=1&
thank you!
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: GrimReaper on June 21, 2009, 06:47:47 AM

Great find BC!

(http://r-cdn.dashdigital.com/revolver/200908/include/icons/1ptrans.gif)
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 21, 2009, 01:08:25 PM
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 21, 2009, 01:08:25 PM
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
hes owned the car for two years. who knows how old the car itself is.
if your trying to find buzz just look him up in the phoen book. im sure hes listed. :P
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 21, 2009, 02:07:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 21, 2009, 01:08:25 PM
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
hes owned the car for two years. who knows how old the car itself is.
if your trying to find buzz just look him up in the phoen book. im sure hes listed. :P
what's a phoen book? is that some new obama thing?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 21, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has pets...
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 08:38:10 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 21, 2009, 02:07:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 21, 2009, 01:08:25 PM
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
hes owned the car for two years. who knows how old the car itself is.
if your trying to find buzz just look him up in the phoen book. im sure hes listed. :P
what's a phoen book? is that some new obama thing?
whats an obama? is that some sort of new Harper thing?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Smellis on June 21, 2009, 09:49:03 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 21, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has crabs...

From all the groupies on tour

:shock:
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 22, 2009, 07:15:39 AM
cappy's got a mouthful of crabs?  I thought he just went to red lobster.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 08:59:37 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 21, 2009, 01:08:25 PM
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?

information logged.

I'm zeroing in now.

Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: dead mike on June 22, 2009, 10:12:14 AM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 21, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has pets...
I believe Dale said he got a new cat while they were recording The Maggot, hence the coughing you hear throughout.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Ron Maiden on June 23, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
QuoteBuzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

i always thought he was banned from a barber shop.........

that was too easy.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 23, 2009, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Armofinfant on June 23, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
QuoteBuzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

i always thought he was banned from a barber shop.........

that was too easy.
he was banned from pants.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Ron Maiden on June 23, 2009, 08:23:21 PM
Quotehe was banned from pants.

he was band from acoustic guitars.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 23, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

Lori Black is a major animal rights activist...ASPCA volunteer and supporter.
For some reason that cat liked being held up by its tail.
A federal offense would be so in any state....not just California.
They had some other cats when they lived in S.F. but they likely got eaten by immigrants, as is typical there.
Has anyone ever seen a stray cat in S.F.? Dogs are hard to come across as well.

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Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 23, 2009, 11:12:08 PM
that pic from ozma is one of my favorite melvins pics of all time
(gives me a good idea for halloween) dale looks soooo rad.
i have tight light pants like he's wearing...i need to find a striped shirt, nice beads and wrist band.
what color do you think the shirt could be?  i need to start this shit early.

i have never done that to a cat though, it's a pretty big cat too so i'm sure it's plenty more dangerous to attempt
is it possible to dislocate the tail?  it's an extension of the spine so i don't know if it could but maybe it can.
the cat doesn't seem to be freaking out in the pic, so perhaps she's done it before
i'm rambling.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Живојиновић on June 24, 2009, 12:13:57 AM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 23, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

Lori Black is a major animal rights activist...ASPCA volunteer and supporter.
For some reason that cat liked being held up by its tail.
A federal offense would be so in any state....not just California.
They had some other cats when they lived in S.F. but they likely got eaten by immigrants, as is typical there.
Has anyone ever seen a stray cat in S.F.? Dogs are hard to come across as well.

racist asshole




Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Живојиновић on June 24, 2009, 12:19:08 AM
Quote from: Smellis on June 21, 2009, 09:49:03 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 21, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has crabs...

From all the groupies on tour

:shock:

That would be Monsieur Deutrom, Friday.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 12:22:10 AM
Friday?

I bet Mark D snagged a lot of women when he switched to his cowboy outfit.   
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: molotov on June 24, 2009, 12:29:17 AM
Quote from: Живојиновић on June 24, 2009, 12:13:57 AM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 23, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

Lori Black is a major animal rights activist...ASPCA volunteer and supporter.
For some reason that cat liked being held up by its tail.
A federal offense would be so in any state....not just California.
They had some other cats when they lived in S.F. but they likely got eaten by immigrants, as is typical there.
Has anyone ever seen a stray cat in S.F.? Dogs are hard to come across as well.

Is this an ethnic joke?





Your first version of post was much better. :)
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 12:30:14 AM
 :lol: Zhibo deletes posts too quickly.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: molotov on June 24, 2009, 12:32:25 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 12:30:14 AM
:lol: Zhibo deletes posts too quickly.
Not so quickly.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on June 24, 2009, 09:46:14 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 12:22:10 AM

I bet Mark D snagged a lot of women when he switched to his cowboy outfit.   

correction.  I bet he lasso'd alot of women.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on June 25, 2009, 05:08:28 AM
Quote from: glen on June 24, 2009, 09:46:14 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 12:22:10 AM

I bet Mark D snagged a lot of women when he switched to his cowboy outfit.   

correction.  I bet he lasso'd alot of women.
he corraled 'em.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 05:34:39 AM
can I get a "hog tied"?             anyone?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: flyinghouses on July 01, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
Has Buzz been asked about that photo with the cat in any interviews? I don't remember ever reading about it. I can't believe he wouldn't be able to own a cat. Is there any truth behind that? Those are nice dogs Buzz owns, which makes me even more curious why they would have picked someone elses dog to use on the cover of their last record. The fuck is with that?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: RomanBirdDog on July 01, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
he said that he had a cat named boris
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: ConJuan on July 05, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
Quote from: flyinghouses on July 01, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
I can't believe he wouldn't be able to own a cat. Is there any truth behind that?
There is absolutely no truth in that.  I started the rumour and now I'm ending it before I tarnish Buzz's reputation any more.  I still think it's no way to handle a grown cat and yes I know it was not Buzz who was holding it but still.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on July 05, 2009, 03:24:49 PM
Quote from: conj on July 05, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
Quote from: flyinghouses on July 01, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
I can't believe he wouldn't be able to own a cat. Is there any truth behind that?
There is absolutely no truth in that.  I started the rumour and now I'm ending it before I tarnish Buzz's reputation any more.  I still think it's no way to handle a grown cat and yes I know it was not Buzz who was holding it but still.
be careful man  :shock:  some people will beleive anything they read here.
btw, let me introduce myself.
Im buzz's stepson, George.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Buick GN on July 05, 2009, 03:25:48 PM
What up, dawg?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: FartLips on July 05, 2009, 10:36:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on July 05, 2009, 03:24:49 PM
Quote from: conj on July 05, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
Quote from: flyinghouses on July 01, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
I can't believe he wouldn't be able to own a cat. Is there any truth behind that?
There is absolutely no truth in that.  I started the rumour and now I'm ending it before I tarnish Buzz's reputation any more.  I still think it's no way to handle a grown cat and yes I know it was not Buzz who was holding it but still.
be careful man  :shock:  some people will beleive anything they read here.
btw, let me introduce myself.
Im buzz's stepson, George.
i thought you were a blood relative. liar!
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: ConJuan on July 06, 2009, 10:12:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on July 05, 2009, 03:24:49 PM

btw, let me introduce myself.
Im buzz's stepson, George.
Nice to meet you I'm Buzz's bastard son Allowishus.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: glen on July 06, 2009, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: conj on July 06, 2009, 10:12:48 AM

Nice to meet you I'm Buzz's bastard son Allowishus.

allowishus... allouicious..

whats the difference?

PS: I suspected you two were related.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: nickoctane on July 06, 2009, 12:18:44 PM
I named my dog Crover and my cats name is Buzzo. pretty lame, right?
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: norecess on July 06, 2009, 12:36:16 PM
a friend of mine called his cat BORIS :evil:
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: (the) Razor on July 07, 2009, 05:14:27 AM
Quote from: nickoctane on July 06, 2009, 12:18:44 PM
I named my dog Crover and my cats name is Buzzo. pretty lame, right?

no, that's rad.
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: black stallion on July 11, 2009, 09:03:10 AM
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Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Uncle Fester on July 11, 2009, 04:27:17 PM
cool!
Title: Re: Buzz & his dogs
Post by: Boo on July 23, 2009, 03:38:25 AM
a federal offense in california, huh?
a federal offense is punishable in all parts of the federal government...like in every state