Worst Melvins song

Started by Pringles, April 05, 2007, 02:26:59 PM

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steve

...Steve

Pringles

This thread is about real song.

Of course Teresascream, Message save and pure digital silence suck. But they purposely suck. So its not the worst melvins song.
Luck is a residue of design

glen

"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Erikkerik

Quote from: steve on April 06, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Pure Digital Silence
No way! PDS would have secure seat if I ever were to make a best of melvins cd. It`s so refreshing.


G.I. Joe
I have brought the great ball of crystal;
            Who can lift it?
Can you enter the great acorn of light?
But the beauty is not the madness
Tho' my errors and wrecks lie about me.
And I am not a demigod,
I cannot make it cohere.

(PAUL)

Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

duster


Bizarro Bike

Spread Eagle Bealge. boring.
only the truly bizarro can ride this bike.

norecess

Quote from: Bizarro Bike on April 07, 2007, 01:38:17 AM
Spread Eagle Bealge. boring.

Haha, no way.

Have you listened to the version from Houdini 2005?

Mad Arab

The only reason I am going to say If I Had An Exorcism is my choice for the worst song is because of the way Buzz sings--if you want to call it singing--on it. I cringe when it gets to the "looks like someone took a coat hanger" part. Other than that, I have no problem with the music of the song.

violent office


(PAUL)

Quote from: Dudbean on April 06, 2007, 10:22:52 PM
Quote from: PAUL on April 06, 2007, 08:36:13 PM
Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.

And to think I just applauded you...

Hey, I'm just being honest here with you. And isn't honesty one of the most important things in a relationship?
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

bUTTHOLEmAN

Quote from: PAUL on April 07, 2007, 08:47:31 PM
Quote from: Dudbean on April 06, 2007, 10:22:52 PM
Quote from: PAUL on April 06, 2007, 08:36:13 PM
Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.

And to think I just applauded you...

Hey, I'm just being honest here with you. And isn't honesty one of the most important things in a relationship?
:lol:
"You're the best lovur EVER!"

"No baby, you're not fat in those pants!"
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

al27

These probably don't count as songs, but there are two Melvins tracks that do absolutely nothing for me:

Spread Eagle Beagle
Lividity

-al27

AaronNi

I think that of all the threads here that Buzzo thinks are bullshit this one might actually raise his eyebrow.  But what would be better is if next tour some of the songs nominated here get put into the setlist!  :D
Earth first, make Mars our bitch!