The REAL Melvins conspiracy!

[meezer]

whooooahahahohooey!
who are these fucks?

Just like the "He who smelt it, dealt it" Principle, the true Lizard People are the ones accusing everyone else of being Lizard People.

[LuckMach3]

According to http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm Dale admits that Stag is about Satan!  He even says, "All about the devil—as is this whole record. It's a concept album."  This is proof that the Melvins are satanists.  Why hasn't the media reported on this after Courtney Love claims?  I bet the Illuminati is trying to silence her after she found the missing plane.

The Melvins version of rockin in the free world?

I had no idea they played this either.  Apparently they did.  Someone please upload it!

[JUDY]

It would also explain their odd following. At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.

Themelvinsdotnetbbs: we are a cult

[meezer]

It would also explain their odd following. At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.

Themelvinsdotnetbbs: we are a cult

I've always longed to belong to something bigger than my own meager existence. Tell me about the "plane ". I'm not linking up to this weirdo site. The plane! The plane! Boss! The plane! 

[JUDY]

According to http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm Dale admits that Stag is about Satan!  He even says, "All about the devil—as is this whole record. It's a concept album." 

Hmmmmm. That gives me something to think about.


Dude I read something by David Icke years and years ago, only I cannot remember what it was. I totally believe in Lizard people but if Melvins had any affiliation with this, I think they'd be more like the Nazi Alien race that's been fighting them off in Antarctica. And said mumus should only be referred to as Blackened Wizard Robes.

[Satchel Paige]

you guys are saying too much
i was being questioned by CIA affiliates earlier today
and i had to tell them the truth...

melvins don't worship satan
satan worships melvins


so now.. they are on to us

[(PAUL)]

 

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

A while back, either Dale or Lori said they were Zoroastrian.. and it's rumored that Buzz and Dale met with Anton Levey in San Francisco.

[(the) flutter nuts]

The plane! The plane! The plane!

The kid's bleeding from his ear. Wanna know more?

My flight in that day was insane!

[Grayfro]

The walrus was Crover.

[(PAUL)]

A while back, either Dale or Lori said they were Zoroastrian.. and it's rumored that Buzz and Dale met with Anton Levey in San Francisco.

I heard about Levey too, that they met at that house he had in San Fran.

[LuckMach3]

I can't help but think of the Lard track "Can God Fill Teeth" once I got to the part about the Jelvins press release.

Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPV73jB0N6Q


It really is easy to make a conspiracy out of anything.


PS When I said Country Love found the plane I was joking about this from a few weeks ago.  http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/courtney-love-thinks-she-may-have-found-missing-malaysian-plane-20140317

[Mount Ambulance]

Ozma cat; animal sacrifice ... just sayin'

[JUDY]

Don't forget to say your HAIL DALES before bed.

[FartLips]

Don't forget to say your HAIL DALES before bed.

I say that before I kill drums.