The REAL Melvins conspiracy!

[LuckMach3]

It seems like just the other day we were joking about lizard people.  Well it turns out at David Icke's forum, the guy who honestly believes lizard people are real, some people believe The Melvins are a part of a satanic cult.   

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3097&highlight=tiger+woods&page=292

I only got about 5 pages in but it was as asinine as it was entertaining.

Some quick highlights include:

-A guy quoting the Prick track "How About" and saying, "Those are pretty chilling lyrics when you consider that the Rosicrucians
appear to be a blood-drinking cult."

-An Altamont (Dale's band) conspiracy theory because they formed the year Kurt Cobain died.

-An attempt to link The Water Glass to some type of pro-war conspiracy.

[DC]

Don't talk shit about the lizard people.

They live under Denver Airport, and guard the internet for us, along with that big scary devil horse.

[meezer]

Any concerns about the "Chalk People"? Or dropping a minute of disco into the middle of a metal album with "Lizardus" being the only intelligible lyric? How about ritual animal sacrifice, in Black Bock? It goes on and on, nutters!

[Satchel Paige]

yes!
finally some people making sense!
i'll be occupied for a couple of hours

[Bro Hammer]

yes!
finally some people making sense!
i'll be occupied for a couple of hours

Good luck! It took a lot of willpower for me to pull myself outta there.

[deatheats]

[Idlehanz]

Some people have way to much time on their hands.

[Grayfro]

I have way too many scales on my claws...I mean hands.

[deatheats]

Duh, of course Kurt was murdered by the Satanist/Statist/CIA/Gay/Reptilian operatives named Buzz & Dale. 

One of my favorite quotes, "I have no problem at all in thinking that Cobain may have been, or probably was, a gay freemason. "

[LuckMach3]

Duh, of course Kurt was murdered by the Satanist/Statist/CIA/Gay/Reptilian operatives named Buzz & Dale. 

One of my favorite quotes, "I have no problem at all in thinking that Cobain may have been, or probably was, a gay freemason. "

This is an absolute goldmine of entertainment.  I especially started laughing when it turned into a conspiracy about my old hometown!

I don't see why less "mainstream" bands like The Melvins should be immune to critique just because a few pretentious losers idolize them. They're no better than Miley Cyrus, they're just less popular, and they shall be treated in kind.

[homeless_dad]

Beelzebuzz

[homeless_dad]

They've never hid their worship of Satan.
It's at the end.

Melvins- Kid gets kicked out by BuzzO Oly,wa:
http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc

[homeless_dad]

Fact:

Buzz dated Lori.  Lori's Father was a big wig in the CIA.  The CIA learned mind control techniques from the nazi's.  Melvins have plenty of nazi symbols on their merch. 



I've said too much.

[(PAUL)]

Keep an eye out for the black helicopters, because you won't hear them.

[LuckMach3]

They've never hid their worship of Satan.

I'm sure the gay freemason's think his Satanic mumu is fabulous!