Need Ticket Desparately

[brintoul]

I slept on getting tickets to the show in San Diego on December 1st.  Can somebody hook a brutha up?

I haven't missed a show in San Diego since 1999.  I must see this show for sure or I will weep heavily.

Thanks.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I slept on getting tickets to the show in San Diego on December 1st.  Can somebody hook a brutha up?

I haven't missed a show in San Diego since 1999.  I must see this show for sure or I will weep heavily.

Thanks.

Get you blowin lips ready for the doorman.

[norecess]

There's nothing wrong with weeping heavily every once in a while. I'd be looking forward to it.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I'll look out the door everyonce in a while and pantomime to you what's going on inside.  It'll be just like you're there!  I totally just hooked you up.

[FartLips]

There's nothing wrong with weeping heavily every once in a while. I'd be looking forward to it.

beto weeps every day.

[norecess]

There's nothing wrong with weeping heavily every once in a while. I'd be looking forward to it.

beto weeps every day.

The more special the moment will be he WILL be seeing them.

[GrimReaper]

I slept on getting tickets to the show in San Diego on December 1st.

[brintoul]

Why yous guys gotta be so doggone mean?  Alls I wants is me a ticket.  Is that too much to axe?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

My advice is don't put off today what you can do today.

Check some of the ticket brokers, you should be able to find tickets for under $50

[glen]

Check some of the ticket brokers, you should be able to find tickets for under $50

melvins tix from a broker?  whats the world coming to?

[klump]

just stand outside crying, maybe that will help.

and it wouldnt hurt if you wore a tie and som cologne.

[Lunica]

or a dress

[norecess]

And a pink mustache.

[brintoul]

or a dress

Gots me a ticket offa Craig's Wrist beotches!  I'll be looking for you mean peeps!

[FartLips]

not i said the mean guy!