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Title: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Zzubelad on December 11, 2009, 06:06:28 AM
A bit of news/short Buzz interview in the latest issue of Rock-A-Rolla mag about the next Melvins album:

Buzz says he has "300 songs" and one song on the album will be something he wrote in the 90s   :shock: :shock: :shock:  They will apparently "hit the studio in February and it'll be out before summer"   :D :D :D

Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:20:15 AM
and the machine keeps plugging at standard pace.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Idlehanz on December 11, 2009, 06:27:08 AM
Quote from: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:20:15 AM
and the machine keeps plugging at standard pace.
and thank god for that.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: (the) Razor on December 11, 2009, 06:41:19 AM
It's always interesting to try anticipate what a new Melvins album is like...quite? noisy? heavy?  gay? eclectic?

Something to look forward to next year.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:43:43 AM
I still believe it will be different.

after NWB buzz said the next album would go in a different direction.

I think he meant it.

I expect something slightly more experimental.  maybe incorporating the drums on a different plane than just your standard belting out of beats.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Zzubelad on December 11, 2009, 06:45:24 AM
A closing drum-off is always a safe bet
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:56:38 AM
Quote from: Zzubelad on December 11, 2009, 06:45:24 AM
A closing drum-off is always a safe bet


I'd pay good money to hear that.
in fact, I've been waiting for it. 

please!!  a dale/coady change off.  imagine the possibilities.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Jozzy on December 11, 2009, 08:33:00 AM
Quote from: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:56:38 AM
Quote from: Zzubelad on December 11, 2009, 06:45:24 AM
A closing drum-off is always a safe bet


I'd pay good money to hear that.
in fact, I've been waiting for it. 

please!!  a dale/coady change off.  imagine the possibilities.

YES!

And as far as a new album goes..... \:D/

Melvins are one of the only bands that I get really excited about when it comes to new music. Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of other bands, but there is not a single band that builds my anticipation like these guys.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on December 11, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
I heard Kevin will be playing the triangle & spoons on this one.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 19, 2009, 08:13:15 AM
This is great news. And I agree, Melvins are one of a few bands that I do get eager about when they say they are releasing a new album out soon.

But wow, 300 songs??? Do you think Buzz was being facetious about this? How in the world would he and the rest of the guys choose say 10 songs out of a batch of 300???

Yeah, I'd say that they are pretty comfortable with this line-up now. I think Buzz may want to branch out with the possibilities now.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: DC on December 19, 2009, 10:59:19 AM
Yay! Gonna drop some songs from NWB from the stlist!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 11:03:19 AM
I bet he was very serious.  I've heard him say many times he writes a lot.  Dale has said it too I think.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: anaconda on December 19, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
plus he's often said he catalogues every little riff, idea, snippet over the years on a four track
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on December 19, 2009, 11:45:41 AM
There was an interview in the last year or so with Buzz where he said something about how they are going to record in their practice space more and that the new record might be sort of like the last song on NWB.

Anyone else remember that? 
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 19, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
Yeah, but 300 complete songs???
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: Jared Rutmanis Deutrom on December 19, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
Yeah, but 300 complete songs???
I believe it.  At the rate they put stuff out, I totally believe it.  Some of it might need some fiddling and reworking, but for the amount of bands/projects Buzz is involved in, he has to have a massive catalog of stuff that hasn't seen the light of day.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 19, 2009, 09:07:10 PM
I'm ready for a Sgt Pepper Melvins album. Massive studio experimentation with this line-up. But I trust Buzz and the rest to offer something spectacular.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Captain CoryCory on December 19, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
Quote from: "The Nature Boy" Jared Deutrom on December 19, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
Yeah, but 300 complete songs???

That sounds like something more of what WEEN would say than the MELVINS.

Imagine if these two bands put out box sets of all the unreleased shit with live shows. It'd put the fucking Merzbox to shame!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: Captain CoryCory on December 19, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
Quote from: "The Nature Boy" Jared Deutrom on December 19, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
Yeah, but 300 complete songs???

That sounds like something more of what WEEN would say than the MELVINS.

Imagine if these two bands put out box sets of all the unreleased shit with live shows. It'd put the fucking Merzbox to shame!
[-o&lt;
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 10:05:27 PM
Didn't Buzz used to carry his guitar around everywhere?  I think 300 songs is more than possible.

I'm hoping for something heavy, possibly noisy, and new from the melvins. 
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Captain CoryCory on December 19, 2009, 10:09:49 PM
Either way a new album should be good.

And hearing about the "Old Song From the 90s thing" warmed me up a bit. Kinda like how Ween had been playing Buckingham Green since 1991 but didn't actually put it on any record til' the Mollusk (Though there IS a Chocolate & Cheese outtake of it that's real long and noisy.)
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 20, 2009, 05:28:28 AM
could someone be kind enough to post the interview?
im goin to bed.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Juan on December 20, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
Quote from: "The Nature Boy" Jared Deutrom on December 19, 2009, 09:07:10 PM
I'm ready for a Sgt Pepper Melvins album. Massive studio experimentation

That was Honky you honky.

I'm ready for a Streetcleaner Melvins album. Massive studio annihilation.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 20, 2009, 09:33:14 AM
im sure that they are a wide variety of sounds too!!!  im stoked!!!! is it summer yet>
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 20, 2009, 09:34:02 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 10:05:27 PM
Didn't Buzz used to carry his guitar around everywhere?  I think 300 songs is more than possible.

I'm hoping for something heavy, possibly noisy, and new from the melvins. 
i second that notion!!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 20, 2009, 10:39:27 AM
Quote from: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:43:43 AM
I still believe it will be different.

after NWB buzz said the next album would go in a different direction.

I think he meant it.

I expect something slightly more experimental.  maybe incorporating the drums on a different plane than just your standard belting out of beats.


okay, so i'm trying to figure out what this might be like. They seem to have covered so many styles; what have they not really done that would make this a new direction?

Melvins folk song album?

Melvins dippity dubbity reggae  dancehall album?

Grateful Dead song cover album?





Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 20, 2009, 10:46:49 AM
I like the folk album idea!!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 20, 2009, 10:50:41 AM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 20, 2009, 10:46:49 AM
I like the folk album idea!!


dont laugh too soon; this might happen!  Collab album with Cat Stevens & Crosby Stills & Nash!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 20, 2009, 12:51:50 PM
is'nt cat steven known as usef islam or something like that??? the melvins and usef islam... that has a good ring to it
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Juan on December 20, 2009, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: irezumi on December 20, 2009, 10:39:27 AM
Melvins dippity dubbity reggae  dancehall album?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 20, 2009, 03:43:20 PM
I'm talking about with this line-up, cracker. What I meant by that is that they ought to branch out into more adventurous territory.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Juan on December 20, 2009, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: "The Nature Boy" Jared Deutrom on December 20, 2009, 03:43:20 PM
I'm talking about with this line-up, cracker. What I meant by that is that they ought to branch out into more adventurous territory.


Hopefully they will seeing as they made the same album twice in a row.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 20, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 10:05:27 PM


I'm hoping for something heavy, possibly noisy, and new from the melvins. 

and I hope the sun comes up tomorrow and my taxes come due by the 15th of april.

achievable dreams: they guarantee a life of fulfillment.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 21, 2009, 04:50:04 AM
Senile Animal and Nude With Boots are not the same. You need your ears checked.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Justafilthylurker on December 21, 2009, 06:04:04 AM
There was a little overlap in the whole "Anthemic Vocals" area, but really. two whole different vibes and approaches on those albums. Chickenswitch, however: total Houdini clone.

Anyway, the Melvins would make a really excellent country album. They've already hinted at it several times what with Lizzy, Cotton Mouth, The Crybaby covers, Dr. Geek.

My ACTUAL prediction is something weird and mellow.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Schnabster on December 21, 2009, 06:54:31 AM
The purchase of a new Melvins-album is always special, I hope and believe that it will be different in style vs the two latest.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: black stallion on December 21, 2009, 07:29:31 AM
do you know the song Lividity,my hope is for something like that
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 21, 2009, 08:24:22 AM
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on December 21, 2009, 06:04:04 AM

Anyway, the Melvins would make a really excellent country album. They've already hinted at it several times what with Lizzy, Cotton Mouth, The Crybaby covers, Dr. Geek.


in all actuality i suspect the strong possibility of a countryish album as well.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: ManWithNoName on December 21, 2009, 10:23:26 AM
I don't get all this NWB hate. What's wrong with it? NOTHING, THAT"S WHAT!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 21, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Quote from: ManWithNoName on December 21, 2009, 10:23:26 AM
I don't get all this NWB hate. What's wrong with it? NOTHING, THAT"S WHAT!
if its the melvins it kicks ass PERIOD!! and if anybody does'nt like it we can step outside and settle this!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on December 21, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
I agree that all Melvins albums are great (with the exception of Chickenswitch, but that was only barely a Melvins album), but I'm ready for something substantially different than ASA and NWB.  Here's hoping for either something mellower ala Honky/Bootlicker, or something heavier and noisier ala HAT/POTRE.  I'd go for country too.  Buzz is a huge fan of The Lucky Stars and got them hooked up with Ipecac for Hollywood & Western, which is a great album.  Collaboration?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 21, 2009, 01:20:07 PM
 :lol:
Quote from: glen on December 20, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 10:05:27 PM


I'm hoping for something heavy, possibly noisy, and new from the melvins. 

and I hope the sun comes up tomorrow and my taxes come due by the 15th of april.

achievable dreams: they guarantee a life of fulfillment.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 21, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
I agree with all of this.

Quote from: Like Stee on December 21, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
I agree that all Melvins albums are great (with the exception of Chickenswitch, but that was only barely a Melvins album), but I'm ready for something substantially different than ASA and NWB.  Here's hoping for either something mellower ala Honky/Bootlicker, or something heavier and noisier ala HAT/POTRE.  I'd go for country too.  Buzz is a huge fan of The Lucky Stars and got them hooked up with Ipecac for Hollywood & Western, which is a great album.  Collaboration?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 21, 2009, 02:16:46 PM
i wasn't trying to say i'd be excited about a (hypothetically) country album.

Although Ween certainly surprised me with theirs. I have to admit that it's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 21, 2009, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: irezumi on December 21, 2009, 02:16:46 PM
i wasn't trying to say i'd be excited about a (hypothetically) country album.

Although Ween certainly surprised me with theirs. I have to admit that it's pretty awesome.
your up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: the bloat on December 21, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
I agree with everyone who feels like NWB and ASA are same-ish. Obviously they are different with different songs and so forth, but it's not like comparing Honky to the Maggot or Bootlicker to Gluey Porch Treatments. They need to break out of this recent comfort zone and get back to what made 'em great. Experimentin'. Weirdness  - which I think they were going for with 'Chickenswitch'. Left-of-center and heavy as fuck.

I will be disappointed to hear another 'Nude With Boots' even though I think it's great and all.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: gesundheit on December 21, 2009, 04:39:37 PM
If NWB and ASA are "same-ish" then so are Houdini and Stoner Witch, Eggnog and Lysol, Gluey and Ozma...Catch my drift?


Edit: and by no means am I going to have any sort of expectation for this album to meet any kind of requirements that I might have...to be honest, you all sound like a bunch of fucking weirdos..a Melvins COUNTRY album...wtf?? How can you say that you'd like to hear something obscure and different like that instead of the Melvins playing new Melvins songs. I think you all need your head checked.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: the bloat on December 21, 2009, 05:02:49 PM
QuoteIf NWB and ASA are "same-ish" then so are Houdini and Stoner Witch, Eggnog and Lysol, Gluey and Ozma...Catch my drift?

I think we would all agree that yes, those records can all be lumped together. I guess I am hoping for something different. What will be their next "phase"? Country? God, I hope not.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: molotov on December 21, 2009, 10:22:58 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 21, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
I agree with all of this.

Quote from: Like Stee on December 21, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
I agree that all Melvins albums are great (with the exception of Chickenswitch, but that was only barely a Melvins album), but I'm ready for something substantially different than ASA and NWB.  Here's hoping for either something mellower ala Honky/Bootlicker, or something heavier and noisier ala HAT/POTRE.  I'd go for country too.  Buzz is a huge fan of The Lucky Stars and got them hooked up with Ipecac for Hollywood & Western, which is a great album.  Collaboration?
I would it.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 21, 2009, 11:37:26 PM
i would not want to hear a melvins country album.. yeah it would be "different" but come on... ya can't be serious?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: molotov on December 22, 2009, 12:50:11 AM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 21, 2009, 11:37:26 PM
i would not want to hear a melvins country album.. yeah it would be "different" but come on... ya can't be serious?
Not the whole country album. I'd like to see a couple of country songs. It's like a seasoning for a good dish.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: (the) Razor on December 22, 2009, 01:07:41 AM
Quote from: ManWithNoName on December 21, 2009, 10:23:26 AM
I don't get all this NWB hate. What's wrong with it? NOTHING, THAT"S WHAT!

B-sides to ASA, terrible mix, bad vocals on some tracks. Weakest melvins song ever recorded in history....The Stupid Song Creep.

But apart from that it's still good! To each their own.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: black stallion on December 22, 2009, 07:46:45 AM
Quote from: Razor on December 22, 2009, 01:07:41 AM
Quote from: ManWithNoName on December 21, 2009, 10:23:26 AM
I don't get all this NWB hate. What's wrong with it? NOTHING, THAT"S WHAT!

The Stupid Song Creep.

i always thought that song has an Altamont vibe
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Chomas on December 22, 2009, 12:36:59 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 21, 2009, 11:37:26 PM
i would not want to hear a melvins country album.. yeah it would be "different" but come on... ya can't be serious?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: linoleum blownapart on December 22, 2009, 01:01:09 PM
i hope it is like bobby mcferin with buzz going chug chug chug wweeeeeeee, jarad going boom boom bang, and dale and cody going tap tap ching. and no singing.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on December 22, 2009, 02:54:57 PM
Quote from: Razor on December 22, 2009, 01:07:41 AMbad vocals on some tracks.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who noticed that.  Dog Island which should have been the heaviest most baddest assed song on the album was ruined by the vocals from about 5:10 to 5:30 which are all flat.  It's surprising to me that with that many talented musicians and engineers in the room that no one was bothered by the vocals being that far off pitch.  Other than that most of the vocals are pretty great though.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 22, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
My latest predictions...


(http://epistemysics.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/crystal_ball.jpg)



from the offices of Clear Channel


QuoteThe Melvins are going to make another multi artist collaborative album; not unlike The Crybaby but taken in a new & different direction. Buzz & Dale have long been awaiting the chance to work with some of these fine artists, and boy were we wonderfully surprised with the fresh new sound that you can't wait to hear!!

Join me as we look at the exciting hot artists on the new album and what they plan to do to 'bring it'!! 


Quote(http://www.rachellin.com/archive/kennyg_bg1_800.jpg)
Kenny G joins the gang for an uplifting catchy tune with a bit of an 'urban' vibe to it, a hot little number called 'Splashin' through Puddles'


(http://static.open.salon.com/files/billy_joel_stranger8_270x3391232988512.jpg)
Billy Joel takes it to another level when he adds the pearly ivories to the band's sound when they play 'Driving around Town'


(http://z.about.com/d/top40/1/5/i/7/collins1991.jpg)
Phil Collins brings his kit to the show to rock alongside Dale & Coady for a 3 drummer extravaganza called 'Dont wait for me, I'll catch up in a sec'


(http://ntvirus.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lionelrichie.jpg)
You have never heard a more rockin' version of Lionel Richie's 'Hello (is it me your looking for) until you hear him work his magic with the gang!


(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2009/11/Rod-Stewart201-thumb-397x411.jpg)
Rod Stewart is at his best here with a new hit called 'Dont forget about Me'


(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/16-22/rkelly460.jpg)
The Melvins help R. Kelly finish the story with the lost episodes of 'Trapped in the Closet'. Not to be missed.


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3K88Os_ixFc/SaxgPtucFeI/AAAAAAAAAn0/76prtT9zHE4/s400/michael_bolton2.jpg)
Michael Bolton adds his golden tenor vocals to a smash called 'Lotion Music'


(http://img2.allposters.com/images/PF_New%5C462008%5C/4420190.jpg)
We couldn't gett all of them, but at least we got Barry & Robin Gibb
(http://www.socialmiami.com/img2007/DRI/Barry-Robin-Gibb-200x200.jpg)
as we round third base on the album with a slow number called 'The years have not been kind'



(http://theregalbeagle.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kenny-loggins.jpg)
The album slides home with a finish worthy of a standing ovation as they tear up 'Danger Zone' with the great Kenny Loggins


QuoteThis new take on adult contemporary is undoubtably  going to be one of the best Melvins releases of all time
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on December 22, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Awesome.  I can't wait to hear those collaborations.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Captain CoryCory on December 22, 2009, 05:20:00 PM
So hit the fuckin' road,man, PISS UP A ROPE!

I'm not a big country fan, but that and some Johnny Cash are my big exceptions.

Anyways, it's another album to look forward to in 2010, along with High on Fire, OM (probably), WEEN, Jerry Lee Lewis. and any more not immediatly coming to mind.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: chuckm792 on December 22, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
FYI: Phil Collins has officially retired from playing the drums, so I don't expect he will be hitting the skins with Dale and Coady anytime soon.  He plans to continue to tour with the dulcet tones of his golden pipes, though!  But other than that, I'm sure irezumi's predictions are spot-on!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: MrJunkie on December 22, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 22, 2009, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: MrJunkie on December 22, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.
well said
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Justafilthylurker on December 23, 2009, 10:29:05 AM
Those vocals are sung like that every time. They are providing CONTRAST.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 23, 2009, 01:26:18 PM
Quote from: MrJunkie on December 22, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.
glen showed me how good wiping my ass is for me and for people around me.
whats wrong with country? remember when themelvins covered ramblin man and okie from muskogee?  those songs were great!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: GrimReaper on December 24, 2009, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 23, 2009, 01:26:18 PM
Quote from: MrJunkie on December 22, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.
glen showed me how good wiping my ass is for me and for people around me.
whats wrong with country? remember when themelvins covered ramblin man and okie from muskogee?  those songs were great!

Word.

Melvins could have sang those songs at the Grand Ol' Opry.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on December 24, 2009, 11:46:24 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on December 11, 2009, 06:27:08 AM
Quote from: glen on December 11, 2009, 06:20:15 AM
and the machine keeps plugging at standard pace.
and thank god for that.

I was just thinking the same thing
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on December 25, 2009, 12:29:39 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 23, 2009, 01:26:18 PM
Quote from: MrJunkie on December 22, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.
glen showed me how good wiping my ass is for me and for people around me.
whats wrong with country? remember when themelvins covered ramblin man and okie from muskogee?  those songs were great!

this is true, especially when they slowed okie from muskogee down to about 1/3rd normal speed live and drove the Down fans nuts
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 25, 2009, 03:37:49 AM
iiiii doooonnnnttt taaakkkkeeee nnnnooooo trrriiiipppsss onnnn llllssssddddd
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 26, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
wait.. what'd I do?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Mad Arab on December 26, 2009, 09:25:10 PM
You did it, glen. Don't be playing all innocent.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on December 26, 2009, 09:50:19 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:

could be good advice if given to the right person/people
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 28, 2009, 05:53:52 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
pull out two sheets, fold in half and place in palm. cup anus and wipe away from the scrotum.


he also gives out lessons for wiping your ass in emergency situations.


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Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on December 28, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 28, 2009, 05:53:52 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
pull out two sheets, fold in half and place in palm. cup anus and wipe away from the scrotum.


he also gives out lessons for wiping your ass in emergency situations.


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you mean I've been doing it wrong this whole time?? guess I should have paid closer attention when I was younger
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: liamlw on December 29, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
i am hoping this one is more in the direction of heavy sludgy and noisy
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 29, 2009, 06:43:16 AM

stay on topic please, this is the 'how to wipe your ass properly' thread.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 29, 2009, 07:50:44 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 29, 2009, 06:43:16 AM

stay on topic please, this is the 'how to wipe your ass properly' thread.

if it sounds like ASA or NWB I suppose a few select individuals will incorporate said disk in Fessy's new topic.

did I just say that?

I speak not for myself.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on December 29, 2009, 10:20:54 AM
unless the Melvins completely sell out and go in a mainstream commercial direction, I don't care what the new album sounds like. I would prefer heav and noisy but I will take what I can get
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 29, 2009, 11:49:55 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on December 29, 2009, 10:20:54 AM
unless the Melvins completely sell out and go in a mainstream commercial direction, I don't care what the new album sounds like. I would prefer heav and noisy but I will take what I can get

what if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 29, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
Somebody's feeling saucy today.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: (the) Razor on December 29, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
I would love to see Melvins go mainstream. We'd probably see a professional DVD/Blu-Ray live disc...now who wouldn't love to see something like that?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 30, 2009, 02:26:46 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 29, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
Somebody's feeling saucy today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9rRhgMNDlQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9rRhgMNDlQ)
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 30, 2009, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: glen on December 29, 2009, 07:50:44 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 29, 2009, 06:43:16 AM

stay on topic please, this is the 'how to wipe your ass properly' thread.

if it sounds like ASA or NWB I suppose a few select individuals will incorporate said disk in Fessy's new topic.

did I just say that?

I speak not for myself.

I agree.
and thats all i got to say about that.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: irezumi on December 22, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
My latest predictions...


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from the offices of Clear Channel


QuoteThe Melvins are going to make another multi artist collaborative album; not unlike The Crybaby but taken in a new & different direction. Buzz & Dale have long been awaiting the chance to work with some of these fine artists, and boy were we wonderfully surprised with the fresh new sound that you can't wait to hear!!

Join me as we look at the exciting hot artists on the new album and what they plan to do to 'bring it'!! 


Quote(http://www.rachellin.com/archive/kennyg_bg1_800.jpg)
Kenny G joins the gang for an uplifting catchy tune with a bit of an 'urban' vibe to it, a hot little number called 'Splashin' through Puddles'


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Billy Joel takes it to another level when he adds the pearly ivories to the band's sound when they play 'Driving around Town'


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Phil Collins brings his kit to the show to rock alongside Dale & Coady for a 3 drummer extravaganza called 'Dont wait for me, I'll catch up in a sec'


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You have never heard a more rockin' version of Lionel Richie's 'Hello (is it me your looking for) until you hear him work his magic with the gang!


(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2009/11/Rod-Stewart201-thumb-397x411.jpg)
Rod Stewart is at his best here with a new hit called 'Dont forget about Me'


(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/16-22/rkelly460.jpg)
The Melvins help R. Kelly finish the story with the lost episodes of 'Trapped in the Closet'. Not to be missed.


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3K88Os_ixFc/SaxgPtucFeI/AAAAAAAAAn0/76prtT9zHE4/s400/michael_bolton2.jpg)
Michael Bolton adds his golden tenor vocals to a smash called 'Lotion Music'


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We couldn't gett all of them, but at least we got Barry & Robin Gibb
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as we round third base on the album with a slow number called 'The years have not been kind'



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The album slides home with a finish worthy of a standing ovation as they tear up 'Danger Zone' with the great Kenny Loggins


QuoteThis new take on adult contemporary is undoubtably  going to be one of the best Melvins releases of all time
seriously?  :(
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:56:10 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
Front to back? or back to front?  i can never figure out wich way to do it
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on December 30, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:56:10 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
Front to back? or back to front?  i can never figure out wich way to do it

relax.

go with what works best for you.
if you walk away feeling ship-shape and skid free you're doing okay.
its the end means that are crucial here.

Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 30, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
seriously?  :(

uhhh no, i was just really really high when i did that.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: irezumi on December 30, 2009, 05:18:43 PM
no but really, c'mon; tell me a Melvins cover of 'Hello(is it me your looking for)' doesnt have the potential to rock?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 31, 2009, 04:34:00 AM
Quote from: irezumi on December 30, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
seriously?  :(

uhhh no, i was just really really high when i did that.
yessssssssssssssssssss  :mrgreen:   :D/
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 31, 2009, 01:33:19 PM
Quote from: glen on December 30, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 03:56:10 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?  :shock:
Front to back? or back to front?  i can never figure out wich way to do it

relax.

go with what works best for you.
if you walk away feeling ship-shape and skid free you're doing okay.
its the end means that are crucial here.



haha!
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: PrickHonky on January 02, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
I have a feeling that the new Melvins album will probably be the highlight of 2010 for me, as sad and pathetic as that may sound.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Buick GN on January 03, 2010, 04:45:28 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on January 02, 2010, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on January 02, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
I have a feeling that the new Melvins album will probably be the highlight of 2010 for me, as sad and pathetic as that may sound.

hopefully they'll finally get their own ride at disneyland.
Those plans were axed. Disney has bigger fish to fry.

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Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: TheSwingSet on January 03, 2010, 11:23:53 AM
...kinda crazy, eh....

i too am hoping for a booterlickish album from the currentlineup..
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on January 04, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
What if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on January 05, 2010, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on January 04, 2010, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on January 04, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
What if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg


no. this is the direction they should move in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq89wxYlKtM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq89wxYlKtM)

12 string bass......9 strings too many.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: rictus on January 05, 2010, 11:54:10 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 05, 2010, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on January 04, 2010, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on January 04, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
What if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg


no. this is the direction they should move in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq89wxYlKtM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq89wxYlKtM)

12 string bass......9 strings too many.

:lol: That bass looks ridiculous.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: ManWithNoName on January 05, 2010, 12:41:14 PM
It's a chapman stick and Tony Levine rocks the shit out of it, unlike that long haired tard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGv5XFbnsVc&feature=related
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: danimal on January 05, 2010, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on January 04, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
What if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

thanks for the link.  i've never heard of this band.  best bad song/video i've heard since avril lavigne's girlfriend
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Chowder Chucker on January 05, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on January 04, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
What if it sounds like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

Ho-lyyyyyy shit.
I just blew a fucking fuse.
Must....have....blood......
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on January 05, 2010, 02:12:40 PM
Quote from: ManWithNoName on January 05, 2010, 12:41:14 PM
It's a chapman stick and Tony Levine rocks the shit out of it, unlike that long haired tard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGv5XFbnsVc&feature=related
Why play a stick though when a bass can sound just the same?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDgLIfVKao
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: ManWithNoName on January 05, 2010, 02:40:51 PM
A Chapman stick also has guitar strings. Wider range, I guess.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: glen on January 05, 2010, 06:28:34 PM
so is the band called attack attack and the song is stick stickly?  or the other way around?

oh good lord, why do I care?
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: (the) Razor on January 05, 2010, 06:47:20 PM
It's okay to be curious glen. If it wasn't for curious I doubt half of us wouldn't even exist today.
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Buick GN on January 06, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
"While curious George's drug patrol is out here hunting snipe"

had to
Title: Re: New Melvins album in 2010
Post by: Like Stee on January 06, 2010, 05:44:35 PM
Quote from: glen on January 05, 2010, 06:28:34 PM
so is the band called attack attack and the song is stick stickly?  or the other way around?

oh good lord, why do I care?
Yes.  I guess most of you missed the Crabcore thread I started.  It's pretty funny even the NY Times has referenced Crabcore as a legit musical genre now.  What's the world coming to?