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Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on September 29, 2004, 07:30:38 AM
thank you so much buzz and the crew for comin 2 london for you fat tour!! Me and my drunk ass mates are gona be there to mosh!!!!!!

THANK U THANK U!!!!!
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: gwiz on September 30, 2004, 09:01:59 AM
Oh, Yabba dabba Doooo...!!
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Green Honey on September 30, 2004, 09:15:20 AM
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Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Vcavallo on September 30, 2004, 11:30:29 PM
"drunk ass moshers" are the ruination of melvins shows.  im glad to hear you are an ocean away from me....god...  im sure you'll be flashing plenty of "rock-horns" hands too, eh?  douche.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: lemmeseethatrectum on October 01, 2004, 12:58:25 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo"drunk ass moshers" are the ruination of melvins shows.  im glad to hear you are an ocean away from me....god...  im sure you'll be flashing plenty of "rock-horns" hands too, eh?  douche.

wow arent u upset.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: anaconda on October 01, 2004, 01:08:41 AM
i hate to say it but moshing does suck. it ruins me being able
to view and decipher my hero's playing techniques and nuances.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 01, 2004, 07:48:03 AM
QuoteChildren's Rules
Strictly no under 14s. Under 16s only admitted with an adult.
18s and over for club nights. Please see sales pages for exceptions

and i belive my 15th is the 24th of november!!

and why does moshin suck? lame...
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: klump on October 01, 2004, 08:18:34 AM
hmm, why IS moshing lame?

well , when i have payed some of mye hard earned money i dont want to jump around drunk and scream instead of listening to the band...

but do whatever you want as long as you not blocking my view, throwing shit at me or bumping into me like a horny german shepard...
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Galvano on October 01, 2004, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: klumpbumping into me like a horny german shepard...

= Moshing
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 01, 2004, 08:52:50 AM
moshing is fine when you are doing it, but it sucks for everyone else.  i hate having to stand constantly on guard, half-focused on the music, because there is always the chance some body is going to come rocketing at me.  i can tolerate moshing, its the drunken moshing with no regard for anyone else the gets to me.   oh yea, and you are 14.  maybe when you get older you will understand how to appreciate life in a calm and subtle way without being an ass every minute with your drunk ass mates.  i usually don't discriminate based on age, but you've given me a reason to.  all other 14 year olds have you to blame.  but don't worry, i still love you
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Post by: klump on October 01, 2004, 08:57:58 AM
i mean, when im going to see mot
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Post by: FartLips on October 01, 2004, 10:13:33 PM
Quote from: Vcavallomoshing is fine when you are doing it, but it sucks for everyone else.  i hate having to stand constantly on guard, half-focused on the music, because there is always the chance some body is going to come rocketing at me.  i can tolerate moshing, its the drunken moshing with no regard for anyone else the gets to me.   oh yea, and you are 14.  maybe when you get older you will understand how to appreciate life in a calm and subtle way without being an ass every minute with your drunk ass mates.  i usually don't discriminate based on age, but you've given me a reason to.  all other 14 year olds have you to blame.  but don't worry, i still love you
to keep on showing the love, this bullshit you do, which you call "moshing" isnt really moshing like when i grew up, but just a bunch of dumbasses punching each other and elbowing innocent bystanders.  thats why when someone hits me i kick the crap out of them and throw them on the floor.  now thats entertainment! :twisted:
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: LouiLoomis on October 02, 2004, 07:25:51 AM
Hey Crazyslap, you might wanna check the age restrictions that Mean Fiddler have is you'll only be 15 at the time.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: CaptainPungent on October 02, 2004, 04:35:34 PM
My friends almost got into a fight with those faggots who go to hardcore shows and kick and punch air, swinging their arms like idiots.  Moshing I can accept, but I'd rather focus on the music than fearing getting squashed by a fat and drunk 37 year old guy moshing to nightgoat.  It is cool until you get into it when you don't want to.  Im just a thin and frail guy, so moshing doesnt seem to be my thing.  I hate that other kind of dancing, most "straight edge" kids do, or whatever the fuck they are.  Moshing is so much better and more tolerable than that shit, because with moshing you are pushed, and the gay ass dancing you are punched.  I still will like to go to a show and focus on Buzz, Dale and Kevin playing, you get mezmorized by them, and it makes you hate moshing.  It can be fun at times though, you have to be in the mood to do it.  Moshing>punchingandkicking dance.  It just bugs me when you are right next to a big drunk guy, they are uncontrollable.  Well, whatever...moshing is ok for the most part.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Kurva on October 02, 2004, 04:52:07 PM
Quote from: FART W. LIPSto keep on showing the love, this bullshit you do, which you call "moshing" isnt really moshing like when i grew up, but just a bunch of dumbasses punching each other and elbowing innocent bystanders.  thats why when someone hits me i kick the crap out of them and throw them on the floor.  now thats entertainment! :twisted:

hahahahahah!
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: lemmeseethatrectum on October 03, 2004, 02:39:26 PM
i also agree that whole "punch the air" thing is ridiculous, and at a melvins show id say 98 percent of what they are gonna play isnt really "moshing" music, but i wont complain if i get run into a few times, i just assume that will happen.  but lets say i had the oppurtunity to see VC (god willing) i could understand some serious moshing there, as their music is very condusive to running and screaming.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 04, 2004, 07:40:52 AM
hey man, i may be 14, but im much more mature than the other twats in my class at school, trust me. My mates that i hang around with are all 16-17.

And ofcourse i aint gonna be an ass and punch everyone i see, but anyone who is in the pit and WANTS to mosh, i sure will. I wont be hardcore moshin all the time, sometimes ill have a little clean bounce.,..

And, you can concentrate on the music anytime, just stick on a cd, but when IM at a show, i get an adrenaline rush and i love it...

peace
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 04, 2004, 02:52:47 PM
concentrating on recorded music is not the same as taking in a live performance.  come on, brotha...
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: anaconda on October 04, 2004, 04:21:51 PM
exactly! even in headphones you can't see a fucking
guys fingers on the frets or see how he strikes the strings, etc
i used to mosh, but not at melvins shows. if you watch
buzz close enough you can see him look you in the eye sometimes
when he stops squinting for a brief second, you can't see little things
like that when your flapping your arms around and bouncing off
other punters in a circle.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: FartLips on October 04, 2004, 09:57:38 PM
i still dont know how you can "mosh"(ugh) at a melvins show anyway.  they dont exactly grind on stage.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Jess on October 06, 2004, 11:10:16 AM
yeah back when i actually enjoyed seeing how drunk i could get before a show, moshing and especially crowd surfing was fun.  but i have no desire whatsoever to do anything at a melvins show other than pay close attention to the gods of thunder. i really like seeing how buzz and kev play the songs, i always thought i did em wrong now i know for sure.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: thegrumpylil'hermit on October 06, 2004, 10:46:24 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo"drunk ass moshers" are the ruination of melvins shows.

its good to know im not the only one who feels this way.  Its irritating, because i get the impression from some of the moshers that it doesnt really matter who's up on stage or what is being played as long as its loud and vaguely familiar and they're all stinking drunk.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 07, 2004, 12:06:40 AM
hey conda, i know what you mean... one year at Toad's place, Dale stared at me (or that's how it seemed), like right in the eyes for a good solid 5 seconds on more than one occasion.  maybe he noticed i was staring at him and only him?  

and for people who think live experience=recorded experience, do you realize that what you are hearing is an amplified version of acoustic vibrations in REAL TIME??  sure, some may argue that a record gives you the exact same sound, since it is artificial either way, but the sound you hear is not paused and then reproduced with your shitty speakers or something!  there is no other way to experience music in the present than to attend a live performance.  doesn't that mean anything?  you are IN the music, not listening to it.  the actual vibrations caused by Dale's foot are traveling through your every molecule.  have you never felt that thumping in your lungs and other chest cavities?  you can't beat that feeling man!  that's the feeling i miss when i am not at a show.  sure a live recording is alright for memory's sake, but you can never reproduce the thickness of waves your feel through your organs and over your skin, which is the very essence of a melvins live performance.  i mean, isn't this what we are all here for????  (my apologies go out to all people who: 1. have experienced this and are reading for no reason.  2. haven't seen the melvins live  3. BETO.  i feel for you, man.  i said i would put in a few bucks for a plane ticket for you to come up here and see them.  i wasn't kidding either.  you need this experience more than anyone, and i am sure this community would love to help you have it.  $$the beto fund$$!)


damn i am long-winded tonightT!
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 07, 2004, 07:52:09 AM
DAMMITT!!!!! That sucks that they canceled the rest of the dates!! Now i wont be able to mosh, i was really looking forward to seeing the melvins :( . What exactly is wrong with the band?? Dya think that they might do the dates later on?

and how old are all u lot? You all sound like youve gone past your drunk teenage days?
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 17, 2004, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: lemmeseethatrectumi also agree that whole "punch the air" thing is ridiculous, and at a melvins show id say 98 percent of what they are gonna play isnt really "moshing" music,

I dunno what you consider moshing music, but, out of the 2 albums ive heared (bullhead and houdini) id mosh to nearly everyone of the songs on those 2 albums let alone the rest of the setlist. Boris, Zodiac, Honey bucket, joan of arc....just to name a few....
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Pringles on October 17, 2004, 05:46:18 PM
You should listen to more Melvins music.
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 18, 2004, 03:18:50 PM
Quote from: anacondaif you watch
buzz close enough you can see him look you in the eye sometimes
when he stops squinting for a brief second, you can't see little things
like that when your flapping your arms around and bouncing off
other punters in a circle.

wtf man??? :lol: u sound like a twat!!!!!hehehe
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: Green Honey on October 18, 2004, 03:43:16 PM
Quote from: crazyslap
Quote from: anacondaif you watch
buzz close enough you can see him look you in the eye sometimes
when he stops squinting for a brief second, you can't see little things
like that when your flapping your arms around and bouncing off
other punters in a circle.

wtf man??? :lol: u sound like a twat!!!!!hehehe

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha   :lol: :lol: :lol: !
That's rich.
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Post by: Disgraced_crazyslap_fan on October 25, 2004, 06:28:40 AM
[color=orange]IM A MOSHER IM 18 AND I WILL BE BRINGING CRAZYSLAP INTO THE ARENA. I LIKE DRINK AND I LIKE MOSHING, if i was causing n e offence to sumone with the way i enjoi my gigs then i suggest u get lost cause :roll: believe it or not i dont care, the melvins make heavy music and with heavy music comes a heavy crowd so i suggest u either like it or stick two fingers up ur arse and go and listen to sumthing like busted where u can listen to ur precious music with aload of other little kids and be able to enjoi ur self spanks for reading bye yeah by the way crazyslap rule[/color] :twisted:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  8)  :arrow:
Title: I F**KIN LOVE THE MELVINS!!!!!
Post by: crazyslap on October 25, 2004, 06:39:45 AM
Quote from: Disgraced_crazyslap_fan[color=orange]IM A MOSHER IM 18 AND I WILL BE BRINGING CRAZYSLAP INTO THE ARENA. I LIKE DRINK AND I LIKE MOSHING, if i was causing n e offence to sumone with the way i enjoi my gigs then i suggest u get lost cause :roll: believe it or not i dont care, the melvins make heavy music and with heavy music comes a heavy crowd so i suggest u either like it or stick two fingers up ur arse and go and listen to sumthing like busted where u can listen to ur precious music with aload of other little kids and be able to enjoi ur self spanks for reading bye yeah by the way crazyslap rule[/color] :twisted:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  8)  :arrow:

exactly mike, these dudes r assholes
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Post by: The Stranger on October 25, 2004, 08:40:41 AM
^^ Was f