The Bride Screamed Murder

[Dudbean]

While I would have enjoyed doing a Melvins cover, it would have been one of the lowest profile jobs I'd have worked on this year. You people probably see something I've designed on a person every day without ever realizing and I don't care if you do. My ego takes a backseat to the almighty paycheck.

I don't scream it to the mountains every time I work. Do you tell everyone about every table you bus? Same thing.

I have no idea if Mackie did it. Shit...Buzz might have done it hisself.

Why don't you ask Moss? Moss would know, and you know Moss. Moss could tell you and you could tell us what Moss said about the stuff that you want us to know that you know. Ask Moss.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I know Moss.

[Idlehanz]

I know Moss.

I met Moss once.  He called me a dumbass or dipshit or dickhead or something.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I know Moss.

I met Moss once.  He called me a dumbass or dipshit or dickhead or something.

I once saw Moss get into a fight with a guy that worked at the club.  Lots of pushing, no fists thrown.  Why would Moss call Idle a dickhead??

[Idlehanz]

I know Moss.

I met Moss once.  He called me a dumbass or dipshit or dickhead or something.

I once saw Moss get into a fight with a guy that worked at the club.  Lots of pushing, no fists thrown.  Why would Moss call Idle a dickhead??

It was in fun.  I got in his way at the NY show last year. 

[MrLuck87]

I know Moss.

I met Moss once.  He called me a dumbass or dipshit or dickhead or something.

I saw him setting up Melvins equipment in 2008 and I asked him why Porn wasn't playing.

"Uhhh"
*points to security guard*
"Cause of this guy...heh heh heh"

I always wondered if he seriously thought he tricked me or something.

[glen]

While I would have enjoyed doing a Melvins cover, it would have been one of the lowest profile jobs I'd have worked on this year.

whatever you're doing must drip mortification. in other words..  you know we'd crucify you if you fessed up to whatever it is you're "working on".

don't get so huffy all the time rich.  remember... its the internets.  we're just poor nobody losers. sticks and stones buddy, sticks     and    stones.

so anyway.. back to a subject that will unruffle...  whats the album like?

*wonders if theres any chance at all he'll get an unsarcastic and upfront answer*

[RichieGoodtimes]

It's wonderful.

I'm no record reviewer. I predict some of you will really like it, some of you will say you hate it but then say it grew on you and some of you have no taste anyways and like anything the Melvins put out cause your friend does. Some songs will be more popular than others. On one song you'll probably say 'Whats up with all the Jared?' And then someone will say they hope this is the last record with the BB guys and you'd like Deutron and Lorax to have a kid and you want the kid to play bass on the next one.

And somewhere else in this very thread some dipshit will say something about me knowing Moss. Which I do.

[glen]

It's wonderful.

I'm no record reviewer. I predict some of you will really like it, some of you will say you hate it but then say it grew on you and some of you have no taste anyways and like anything the Melvins put out cause your friend does. Some songs will be more popular than others. On one song you'll probably say 'Whats up with all the Jared?' And then someone will say they hope this is the last record with the BB guys and you'd like Deutron and Lorax to have a kid and you want the kid to play bass on the next one.

And somewhere else in this very thread some dipshit will say something about me knowing Moss. Which I do.

what the hell you doing up so early?!?!
its 5 AM's!

*as if I expected a solid answer.  but credit given for the "jared" comment since I know that statement actually has merit. but wants to correct richie becuase its KEVIN we like*

[rictus]

Yeah, we want Deutrom and KEVIN to have a baby....and have that baby play bass on the next one.

[Uncle Fester]

i really hope this is the last record with the bb guys. 

[Leroy]

Predictions for new album:

It will be great of course!

Dale will have lead vocals on a song

Buzz will play acoustic on a song

1 or 2 pointless noise tracks thrown in there

1 thrashy song

1 drone song

[cantona]

It's wonderful.

I'm no record reviewer. I predict some of you will really like it, some of you will say you hate it but then say it grew on you and some of you have no taste anyways and like anything the Melvins put out cause your friend does. Some songs will be more popular than others. On one song you'll probably say 'Whats up with all the Jared?' And then someone will say they hope this is the last record with the BB guys and you'd like Deutron and Lorax to have a kid and you want the kid to play bass on the next one.

And somewhere else in this very thread some dipshit will say something about me knowing Moss. Which I do.

You know Moss? What's he like?
New record is shite........

[Like Stee]

I once met a pair of guys who knew Moss.  True story.

I predict the new Melvins album will primarily feature members of the band playing their instruments and singing.  Also true.

[>>>JZS<<<]

My Ex-girlfriend knows Moss.