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Title: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MALMIFICUS on June 03, 2009, 05:01:01 PM
Hi all.
This is my first post.
I've been reading the forum for years and though I'd mentioned some news.
Through some close sources I've been told that Down and the Melvins will be touring for two months at the end of the summer.
What do you all think?? How do you all feel about Down.

Lates
Malmificus
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on June 03, 2009, 05:20:12 PM
Every time I hear down I feel like I'd rather be listening to Pantera.  I never got into their music, but they're talented musicians.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 05:20:53 PM
Phil Anselmo's Down?  Are you sure?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 03, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
sell outs!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MALMIFICUS on June 03, 2009, 05:27:52 PM
Yes.
I have no reason to lie about this. I could be wrong but am 99% sure. I guess we'll just have to wait a see till they announce something. Its supposed to start in August. Where about I have no clue.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I hope it's true.  The Porn-Big Business-Melvins line up is getting tired.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 03, 2009, 05:48:55 PM
I can't see it happening, but I guess we'll find out how reliable your sources are :P


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 03, 2009, 05:52:43 PM
This sounds highly unlikely.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 03, 2009, 06:14:27 PM
hey, buzz bashed jello and they ended up recording and touring,
why would this be any different just cuz buzz called anselmo
a feather brain in the past.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 06:30:59 PM
We need to see a Rage Against the Machine-Down-Melvins tour.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on June 03, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
that would be fucking amazing, i saw DOWN at the showbox sodo and they are the real deal...but i honestly don't see this happening.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Mad Arab on June 03, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
An unlikely pairing to be sure. Maybe Buzz and Phil will sing a duet.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Flavius Joesephus Deutromius on June 03, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
An unlikely pairing to be sure. Maybe Buzz and Phil will sing a duet.
Buzz and Phil should start a Pantera cover band.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 03, 2009, 11:28:54 PM
phil should choke on a turd.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Vili501 on June 04, 2009, 01:06:55 AM
I hope they play in a town near me.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: m3kcomp on June 04, 2009, 01:14:29 AM
never happen.

if it does, it won't happen for me...well, the Down part anyway.

I'd rather see them tour with, well, anyone else...anselmo's a douche.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 04, 2009, 02:49:37 AM
I'm more bothered by the idea of being stuck in a room filled with Anselmo fans than being stuck in a room with Anselmo himself
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 04, 2009, 05:31:12 AM
Quote from: I am the Sun on June 04, 2009, 02:49:37 AM
I'm more bothered by the idea of being stuck in a room filled with Anselmo fans than being stuck in a room with Anselmo himself

I'd rather it be Down fans than Pantera fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 04, 2009, 06:12:13 AM
this makes no sense on so many levels.  I don't buy it... yet.   seeing will be believing.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 04, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
^ What he said.


Also if it did happen, maybe they would play my town? Anselmo's bands usually play here when they're touring. That would make me so very happy. Melvins haven't played here since the early 90's, and unfortunately I didn't attend. The 'fans' would suck though, a crowd full of Hot Topic kids, rednecks, and frat boys.  :|
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 04, 2009, 08:07:00 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 04, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
The 'fans' would suck though, a crowd full of Hot Topic kids, rednecks, and frat boys.  :|

america!  america!  god shed his grace on thee!!  and crown thy good with brotherhood......
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 04, 2009, 08:35:46 AM
Quote from: glen on June 04, 2009, 08:07:00 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 04, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
The 'fans' would suck though, a crowd full of Hot Topic kids, rednecks, and frat boys.  :|

america!  america!  god shed his grace on thee!!  and crown thy good with brotherhood......

God bless her, from sea to shining sea.

*stands up, salutes flag, with a single tear rolling down cheek, lip quivering*
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 04, 2009, 12:34:39 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 03, 2009, 11:28:54 PM
phil should choke on a turd.
:shock:





=D>
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 04, 2009, 01:10:53 PM
I know Jimmy Bower is a huge melvins fan, so who knows? If the money was right I am sure they would take the gig regardless of what they thought of Down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: erin on June 04, 2009, 01:58:35 PM
hey, at least it's the melvins.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buttcakefred on June 04, 2009, 03:58:08 PM
bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 04, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
Quote from: glen on June 04, 2009, 06:12:13 AM
this makes no sense on so many levels.  I don't buy it... yet.   seeing will be believing.
it would be...





...A NEW LEVEL!!!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on June 04, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
(http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/bs_meter.gif)


Nonsense. I would hate to see the Melvins play with that idiot's band, and I don't think they're that desperate where they'd tour with them in attempt to reach that fanbase. If they did and it came to my town, I'd hope the Melvins would play first so I could leave immediately after.

I agree, Phil's fans are worse than Phil.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 04, 2009, 10:27:36 PM
Who cares who they tour with..... on the other hand, I do think Down is super CRAPTASTIC & .......aww Fuck, that would totally suck if they toured w/Down..........but the Melvins did tour w/ fucking Folk Implosion, Primus,Rush,Kiss & did a Lollapalozers.............so anything is possible.....and yeah, Phil is a dumb fuck redneck douche nozzle of the highest order. I guess I would still go to the show.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 04, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
This is partially correct, but to whom El Malmifico refers is 3 Doors Down.
And the adjective is malificus, pendejo cabr
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Herr Honky on June 05, 2009, 12:01:52 AM
Have any of you seen or watched an interview with Anselmo in the past year or so? He's a changed man. People change as they get older and become "more philosophical in the autumn years" and certainly that could be part of it, but I think a big part of it was Hurricane Katrina. As some of you may know, Anselmo was born and raised in New Orleans and it seems like Katrina drastically impacted his life, initially in a bad way but in the long run for the better. He's no longer the hyper-aggressive meathead fuckup that he was for so many years. Supposedly he even kicked heroin and alcohol, and only smokes weed nowadays.

The most recent Down album is pretty damn good too. Great band. Waaaaaay better than Pantera.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 05, 2009, 12:09:19 AM
he's still a satanic idiot, not that i wouldn't join that group either. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 05, 2009, 12:51:25 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 05, 2009, 12:09:19 AM
he's still a satanic idiot, not that i wouldn't join that group either. :P
Satanic? Are you sure?  I've met more satanic hillbillies than you can shake a stick at.  It must be the isolation that drives them to satan.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 05, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 05, 2009, 12:51:25 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 05, 2009, 12:09:19 AM
he's still a satanic idiot, not that i wouldn't join that group either. :P
Satanic? Are you sure?  I've met more satanic hillbillies than you can shake a stick at.  It must be the isolation that drives them to satan.
hank's fascination really started with phil.  personally i blame phil for alot of hank's behavior.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: mclancey on June 05, 2009, 04:49:38 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I hope it's true.  The Porn-Big Business-Melvins line up is getting tired.
I've seen it 7 times now and I'm still not tired of it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 05, 2009, 10:07:15 PM
i haven't seen it enough.  btw, this has got to be up there with cara posting a pic of herself.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Mad Arab on June 05, 2009, 10:45:24 PM
The next Melvins album will be titled "Dimebag"
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Beddie Wetter on June 05, 2009, 11:28:35 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 04, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
This is partially correct, but to whom El Malmifico refers is 3 Doors Down.
And the adjective is malificus, pendejo cabr
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 06, 2009, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: mclancey on June 05, 2009, 04:49:38 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 03, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I hope it's true.  The Porn-Big Business-Melvins line up is getting tired.
I've seen it 7 times now and I'm still not tired of it.
no way. i would have to strongly disagree with that statement.  I just can't get enough of the live sound of Dale and Coady playin drums together.,
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: crazydude1992 on June 07, 2009, 08:27:09 AM
This would totally kick-ass! Kirk Windstein and King Buzzo jamming together...sounds dangerous.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 07, 2009, 10:27:27 AM
Down are starting a European tour next week, so they probably won't be going back so soon............I'm a gonna say US. 

Here's hoping. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 07, 2009, 11:18:01 AM
QuoteBeddie Wetter
wocka wocka wocka

Offline

Location: West Hollywood, getting sweet head from Richie Goodtimes
TIM MOSS?!?!?  :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 11:36:19 AM
Holy crap look at this guy.....hilarious.  This is what we'll all be doing if the tour comes together woo-hoo!!!   :shock:   :shock:    :shock:  he he


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoh3c7QVyw
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 07, 2009, 12:08:06 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 07, 2009, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 11:36:19 AM
Holy crap look at this guy.....hilarious.  This is what we'll all be doing if the tour comes together woo-hoo!!!   :shock:   :shock:    :shock:  he he


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoh3c7QVyw
did you guys miss yesterday? it was national day of slayer!


http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 01:21:50 PM
 :lol:   Hey don't get me wrong. I like Slayer as much as the next guy. But that shit's funny.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 07, 2009, 01:27:08 PM
well, i did celebrate by replacing some dude's ipod with mine in his radio in the kitchen last night and cranked south of heaven. i know many people in the restaurant heard it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 07, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
That's how Smellis looks at Melvins shows :P  Meeeeeeellllllviiiiiinnnnssss!!!!!! AHAHHGHGAHGHEHHGADHHGAHG!!!!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 07, 2009, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 07, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
That's how Smellis looks at Melvins shows :P  Meeeeeeellllllviiiiiinnnnssss!!!!!! AHAHHGHGAHGHEHHGADHHGAHG!!!!!!
:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 07, 2009, 02:45:33 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 07, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
That's how Smellis looks at Melvins shows :P  Meeeeeeellllllviiiiiinnnnssss!!!!!! AHAHHGHGAHGHEHHGADHHGAHG!!!!!!
Ahahahahha.

I like when Dale called him a stalker.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Hey!  OK so I get a bit excited.  It's only the best thing that happens all year, a MELVINS tour.  :wink:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 07, 2009, 09:04:22 PM
Quote from: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Hey!  OK so I get a bit excited.  It's only the best thing that happens all year, a MELVINS tour.  :wink:
Your forgiven :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 09:41:41 PM
Thanks.  So I got a bit carried away at the Friday night show.  It was awesome.  I owe Crover some Tequila. Best band in the world what can I say.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 08, 2009, 01:56:51 AM
Quote from: Smellis on June 07, 2009, 09:41:41 PM
Thanks.  So I got a bit carried away at the Friday night show.  It was awesome.  I owe Crover some Tequila. Best band in the world what can I say.
I thought your behavior seemed very appropriate for the setting.  MEEEEEEEEEEELLVIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 08, 2009, 07:19:43 AM
assuming this story has merit:

first bitch:  bigger venues.  more expensive tickets. 
second bitch: down fans.  imagine the oil & water scenario this creates.  intelligence and creativity versus "DIMEBAG FOREVER!! WWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MELVINS fans hurling witty and humorous insults.  DOWN fans hurling bottles and fists.
third bitch: I'll be forced to listen to another racist laden spew from anselmo.

I could go on and on.   all for naught though since if it happens in detroit I'll be there.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 08, 2009, 07:25:33 AM
isn't possible Coady was referring to this when he talked of a Melvins tour in July?

http://www.treblezine.com/features/195.html

QuoteTreble: What do you guys have planned for the summer now that the new album is out?
Coady: We're doing like a week with the Melvins in June. We're going to play the Fuji rock fest in Japan. Then we're going on tour with the Melvins in July. I think we're going to try and record a new Melvins record.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 08, 2009, 09:19:21 AM
I have enormous faith in Buzz. He would never join forces with anything that would be contrary to the MELVINS Melviness.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 08, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
Quote from: black stallion on June 08, 2009, 07:25:33 AM
isn't possible Coady was referring to this when he talked of a Melvins tour in July?

http://www.treblezine.com/features/195.html

QuoteTreble: What do you guys have planned for the summer now that the new album is out?
Coady: We're doing like a week with the Melvins in June. We're going to play the Fuji rock fest in Japan. Then we're going on tour with the Melvins in July. I think we're going to try and record a new Melvins record.



Hopefully they'll post some dates soon. I need my Melvins fix.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 08, 2009, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Smellis on June 08, 2009, 09:19:21 AM
I have enormous faith in Buzz. He would never join forces with anything that would be contrary to the MELVINS Melviness.
you mean like white zombie or korn?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 08, 2009, 08:24:26 PM
I'm not for the pairing of Down and the Melvins in the least, but I'd still go to the show just to see the Melvins. I'm pretty sure this is nothing more than some dude trying to hijack the board.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
Off hand, do you know whatever happened to Jennifer Finch from L7?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 09:02:09 PM
I can't really remember.  I was going to go look at their website, but I see it's gone now.  That sucks.

Donit'as still making music.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 08, 2009, 09:08:38 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
Off hand, do you know whatever happened to Jennifer Finch from L7?

http://www.shockersite.com/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jaron on June 08, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
I'm still waiting on the ULTIMATE of ULTIMATE

Napalm Death/Sonic Youth/Melvins
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 09:22:02 PM
Thanks Sweet!

A Sonic Youth/Throbbing Gristle/Melvins Tour?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 08, 2009, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
you would mind white zombie after dealing with their bonehead fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 09, 2009, 12:09:06 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 08, 2009, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
you would mind white zombie after dealing with their bonehead fans.

Read that again farty.  That's a MINUS White Zombie.  I did deal with their boneheads and their awful pre-recorded tracks.  Sorry if that wasn't clearer.  Make no mistake, I'm not a fan. 










Though that song Iggy was on I do kinda like.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 09, 2009, 12:12:06 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 09, 2009, 12:09:06 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 08, 2009, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 08, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I want to see a White Zombie/Melvins/L7 Part Two Tour.

I saw that -L7 , +Babes In Toyland.  I also wouldn't mind -White Zombie.
you would mind white zombie after dealing with their bonehead fans.

Read that again farty.  That's a MINUS White Zombie.  I did deal with their boneheads and their awful pre-recorded tracks.  Sorry if that wasn't clearer.  Make no mistake, I'm not a fan. 










Though that song Iggy was on I do kinda like.
sorry, ahaha!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 09, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 08, 2009, 09:22:02 PM
Thanks Sweet!

A Sonic Youth/Throbbing Gristle/Melvins Tour?

I like the way you think

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: EVILSTACK on June 09, 2009, 06:32:25 AM
Am i the only person here who likes Melvins and Down equally???  :? They're both great bands, okay perhaps Melvins are a tad more awesome and certainly the more adventurous but Down have good points too. I kinda agree with the fan mentality thing tho. Alot of Down fans (or perhaps more those who were previosuly Pantera diehards) do seem to have the whole Dimebag thing going on, plus would on the whole be more aggressive in nature than Melvins fans. Although that ain't to say that there aren't sweet natured folk who like them either. On the point of Anselmo being a racist he really isn't. That whole thing was blown up by the media. Alot of those things that were said or wrote about were miss- interpretated. Watch Phil in interviews nowadays and you can see he's a changed man. More humble, more considerate. I've seen countless shows were he's stopped the band to check if someone in the audience is okay and certainly with Down its all about creating a family vibe to just enjoy the show. I'd love to see a Melvins/Down gig although i doubt it will ever happen.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 09, 2009, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
I'm still waiting on the ULTIMATE of ULTIMATE

Napalm Death/Sonic Youth/Melvins


the idea alone is enough to start a tingling in my nether-regions.

and as far as anselmo... all I know is I saw pantera about a million years ago and anselmo took 5 minutes of my time to rant about how black people thought they were better than everyone else. and "we" as white people should have more pride in ourselves and blah blah blah. it came across very...  segregational.     
but anyway... anyone who uses their time between songs to say things like *imagine in a deep bad-ass voice*:  "I'm tired of you motherfuckers staring at me.   don't stare at me unless you want to fight.  and you'll lose.    I wanna see you motherfuckers go crazy out there."
sounds somewhat ignorant.  wether they are or not, they sound it.   
does this sound even remotely like the mentality of MELVINS?   this is why I say its a strange combination.  not just musically, but philosophically.

*another trivial post since if it happens I will be throwing my money at it*
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 09, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
he said that? Ive never cared for pantera but man, what a douche.

and: money talks, baby.

so, who's gonna be the opening act :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 09, 2009, 06:56:42 AM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
I'm still waiting on the ULTIMATE of ULTIMATE

Napalm Death/Sonic Youth/Melvins


 don't stare at me unless you want to fight.  and you'll lose.   
:lol: this is my favourite
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 09, 2009, 07:05:35 AM
Quote from: norecess on June 09, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
he said that? Ive never cared for pantera but man, what a douche.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ

although I realize it may get painful at times and the urge to click the little red x at the top right corner of your screen may get overwhelming.. I insist that you take the time to watch this video in its entirety.   this video can be used as an equal replacement to my post.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 09, 2009, 07:11:34 AM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 08, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
I'm still waiting on the ULTIMATE of ULTIMATE

Napalm Death/Sonic Youth/Melvins


the idea alone is enough to start a tingling in my nether-regions.

and as far as anselmo... all I know is I saw pantera about a million years ago and anselmo took 5 minutes of my time to rant about how black people thought they were better than everyone else. and "we" as white people should have more pride in ourselves and blah blah blah. it came across very...  segregational.    
but anyway... anyone who uses their time between songs to say things like *imagine in a deep bad-ass voice*:  "I'm tired of you motherfuckers staring at me.   don't stare at me unless you want to fight.  and you'll lose.    I wanna see you motherfuckers go crazy out there."
sounds somewhat ignorant.  wether they are or not, they sound it.  
does this sound even remotely like the mentality of MELVINS?   this is why I say its a strange combination.  not just musically, but philosophically.

*another trivial post since if it happens I will be throwing my money at it*

I always thought that was just apart of Pantera's image. Tongue and cheek kind of way...you know Pantera in the 80's then they changed to this aggressive tough-guy band. just an image.

Maybe the rest of the band was like that...but Phil actually takes this tough guy act seriously and doesn't realise it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 09, 2009, 02:05:09 PM
Phil comes across as a huge dickhead (although in recent interviews I have seen he is definitely more humble), but that bieng said, I do like the bands he's been in (Pantera, Down, Arson Anthem).  From a crowd standponit though, a Melvins + Down show is just asking for trouble.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 09, 2009, 02:14:25 PM
Maybe the Melvins could do a wall of death.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 09, 2009, 02:17:01 PM
just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 09, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 02:17:01 PM
just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ

Charming.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 09, 2009, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 02:17:01 PM
just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ

what a loser.

btw, I'd win ;)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: DC on June 09, 2009, 03:24:58 PM
Who's gonna be opening for whom?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 09, 2009, 03:25:51 PM
Phillip likes the F word.  :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 09, 2009, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 02:17:01 PM
just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ

Coming from the guy who used to write letters to GG Allin.   :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 10, 2009, 10:41:13 AM
that would be a weird combo.  i enjoy both bands, but all the wannabe tough guy anselmo fanatics are definitely annoying.  Jimmy Bower and Kirk Windstein are cool though.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on June 10, 2009, 11:53:58 AM
I met Kirk Windstein at a english style pub in Metairie, Louisiana once.  Really really nice guy.  Also, I just google'd  him and found out we share a birthday.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Leroy on June 10, 2009, 12:15:25 PM
How about Chuck Norris and The Melvins?



Chuck Norris doesn't play guitar.  He stares it down until it makes the music he wants to hear.


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 10, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
Quote from: Beddie Wetter on June 05, 2009, 11:28:35 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 04, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
This is partially correct, but to whom El Malmifico refers is 3 Doors Down.
And the adjective is malificus, pendejo cabr
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 10, 2009, 07:24:20 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on June 09, 2009, 02:05:09 PM
Phil comes across as a huge dickhead (although in recent interviews I have seen he is definitely more humble), but that bieng said, I do like the bands he's been in (Pantera, Down, Arson Anthem).  From a crowd standponit though, a Melvins + Down show is just asking for trouble.

Phil is indeed a dickhead.

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 10, 2009, 09:00:53 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 10, 2009, 07:24:20 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on June 09, 2009, 02:05:09 PM
Phil comes across as a huge dickhead (although in recent interviews I have seen he is definitely more humble), but that bieng said, I do like the bands he's been in (Pantera, Down, Arson Anthem).  From a crowd standponit though, a Melvins + Down show is just asking for trouble.

Phil is indeed a dickhead.
yeah i can see how that might be a bad idea!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 10, 2009, 10:41:08 PM
Quote from: glen on June 09, 2009, 07:05:35 AM
Quote from: norecess on June 09, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
he said that? Ive never cared for pantera but man, what a douche.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RecAM7OAQ

although I realize it may get painful at times and the urge to click the little red x at the top right corner of your screen may get overwhelming.. I insist that you take the time to watch this video in its entirety.   this video can be used as an equal replacement to my post.

Last time I saw Down it was something like that except, you could barely understand what he was saying he was slurring so much. Sometimes he would just trail off like he fell asleep standing up, and he rambled on for so long the other band members just sat down and got comfortable. Yeah, that's what I paid to see.  :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 11, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ha HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
I was searching for information on a Down Tour for this summer, and found a groupie site discussing Phil Anselmo.  The babble of groupies on this site will make your head hurt.  I think I've lost a little respect for humanity.  There were posts asking if anyone has slept with members of Flipper.  No Melvins posts to be found.

http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=178348 (http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=178348)

here is another one...would u blow or fuk phil anselmo?
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here is another one...would u blow or fuk phil anselmo?
thought i just throw another one into the mix?

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FUCK YES I WOULD! That's not even a question YES "This Love " Is a triple orgasm cocktail!

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i would give him a hand job[/i]

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no for two reasons.
1) he looks like my older brother
2) I know Phil likes boys and girls and I wouldnt touch his std infested cock with a 30 inch pole.

even though he does have a big BIG schlong...
no sorry...

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 12, 2009, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 11, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ha HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
I was searching for information on a Down Tour for this summer, and found a groupie site discussing Phil Anselmo.  The babble of groupies on this site will make your head hurt.  I think I've lost a little respect for humanity.  There were posts asking if anyone has slept with members of Flipper.  No Melvins posts to be found.

http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=178348 (http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=178348)

Trent Reznor had a great post on his own forum the other day about that exact website.  Great background info on Metal Sludge:

http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,731489

Sounds like they're basically the reason for Trent leaving the internet after a very communicative stint that was fairly amusing most of the time.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: erin on June 13, 2009, 03:15:27 PM
Trent Reznor... wow. He's got nerve calling out other people. Not only is he nasty looking but he's got about as much talent as something average people leave in the toilet.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
According to Jimmy Bower, the Melvins/Down tour is happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WprBd0ppnPE
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 13, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
Well since he outed it......it must be true :)   Good, I could use a few more shows.  Now to familiarize myself with Down a little more.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 13, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
this is so lame. I guess Melvins will be opening?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 13, 2009, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
According to Jimmy Bower, the Melvins/Down tour is happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WprBd0ppnPE
Nice find.

Did you attend Irvington High in Fremont?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on June 13, 2009, 07:43:39 PM
i dont care what you fuckers say. down is fuckin sweet. this will be epic
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 13, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
Melvins should headline I would think.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 13, 2009, 08:11:12 PM
But doesn't Down have a larger following? Maybe they'll both get a set of equal length
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 13, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
True, but Melvins have the legacy of 25 years. I think down would defer to that.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 13, 2009, 08:19:24 PM
I hope that's the case. I'm hoping Down's music translates better live. Musically speaking, I can't complain, but Phil's vocals really turn me off on a lot of these tracks.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
Quote from: Buick on June 13, 2009, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
According to Jimmy Bower, the Melvins/Down tour is happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WprBd0ppnPE
Nice find.

Did you attend Irvington High in Fremont?

Yup, sure did, i live a few blocks down the street from the school.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 13, 2009, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
Quote from: Buick on June 13, 2009, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on June 13, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
According to Jimmy Bower, the Melvins/Down tour is happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WprBd0ppnPE
Nice find.

Did you attend Irvington High in Fremont?

Yup, sure did, i live a few blocks down the street from the school.
:D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 13, 2009, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 13, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
Well since he outed it......it must be true :)   Good, I could use a few more shows.  Now to familiarize myself with Down a little more.
:lol:

it was fun while it lasted, the whole idea that this WASN'T happening. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 13, 2009, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: I am the Sun on June 13, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
this is so lame.
yes.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 14, 2009, 12:51:56 AM
Hopefully it means more money to melvins, so bigger production on the next album, which will mean bigger drum sound???

:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gesundheit on June 14, 2009, 05:09:02 AM
I give this a big meh. Especially since I'm considering they haven't played in CA yet this year and they definitely will this time around. If the Melvin's open for Down, I would not stay for Down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 14, 2009, 05:38:59 AM
of course down will be headlining, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 13, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
True, but Melvins have the legacy of 25 years. I think down would defer to that.

what kind of legacy did tomahawk have on the geek tour?


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 14, 2009, 07:43:11 AM
Quote from: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 13, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
True, but Melvins have the legacy of 25 years. I think down would defer to that.

what kind of legacy did tomahawk have on the geek tour?

they had mike patton of faith no more fame = bigger legacy

down has phil anselmo of pantera fame = bigger legacy

as buzz said, the world isn't a right place, but what can you do? grab the money.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 14, 2009, 09:18:00 AM
Down should be the MELVINS roadies & be thankful that they are in the same room together.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 14, 2009, 09:57:23 AM
Quote from: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 13, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
True, but Melvins have the legacy of 25 years. I think down would defer to that.

what kind of legacy did tomahawk have on the geek tour?




Patton owns Ipecac. If you sign the checks you get your way.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 14, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
Quote from: SpaceFarm on June 14, 2009, 12:51:56 AM
Hopefully it means more money to melvins, so bigger production on the next album, which will mean bigger drum sound???

:lol:
and maybe Phil Anslemo will sing on the next Melvins album :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Michael on June 14, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
My initial reaction to this tour was one of dismay and disappointment.  There's absolutely no way I would attempt to be front row for the Melvins in a room full of Down fans.  I would be annihilated.  After a solid decade of seeing them every chance I could get would I opt out on this Melvins tour all together?  Is that even possible? 

But then I realized that after two or three nights of playing to rooms populated with people who, for the most part, don't get your music, the chances of sets of "Jacksonville"-sized proportions are incredibly high.  I wouldn't miss that for the world. 

Even if I need to watch from the sidelines. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 14, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
think how great would be to see them performing something in the line of COD in front of that crowd :o
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gesundheit on June 14, 2009, 01:30:26 PM
Quote from: black stallion on June 14, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
think how great would be to see them performing something in the line of COD in front of that crowd :o

That would be excellent..even if buzz just stood up there and let his guitar ring out feedbacking and dale just pounded the snot of his gong, it would STILL be better than sitting through a Down set, I presume. And by the end...I would be in such awe from the Melvins set I would happily go home without having to witness any anselmo antics..sorry, down.





































thanks, but no thanks
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 14, 2009, 02:18:20 PM
"That would be excellent..even if buzz just stood up there and let his guitar ring out feedbacking and dale just pounded the snot of his gong, it would STILL be better than sitting through a Down set, I presume. And by the end...I would be in such awe from the Melvins set I would happily go home without having to witness any anselmo antics..sorry, down. "


Melvins in Seattle '92 second Paramount show.......aural-corporal punishment on Soundgarden fans due to smartass remark by Seattle Times hack scribe.

Melvins in Albuquerque '97, some theater downtown ....vicious sonic assault on Helmet fans for a couple of them throwing stuff; it was beautiful.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bonus moment in time:
.......................when Richie G. got caught blowing the asshat house security chief downstairs in the shitter at the Great American in S.F., this after being told the night before not to do it again.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 14, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 02:18:20 PM

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bonus moment in time:
.......................when Richie G. got caught blowing the asshat house security chief downstairs in the shitter at the Great American in S.F., this after being told the night before not to do it again.


I bet Moss was pissed.   So Richie G's wife is a beard?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 14, 2009, 03:29:13 PM
I'm not sure what to think.  Everything I've heard from Down has been ok at best and Pantera fans are usually idiots.  Plus I don't want to pay an estimated $25+ if the Melvins aren't playing for over an hour.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MALMIFICUS on June 14, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
There is also going to be an opening act for the tour.
So yea that means short set for the melvins. I don't think down is that bad but the tickets might be to much.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: EVILSTACK on June 14, 2009, 05:09:11 PM
In direct opposition to everyone else i'd actually be more interested in Down headlining and the thought of a COD style Melvins show sounds fine by me! I must be in a minority i guess!  :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 14, 2009, 06:10:48 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 14, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 02:18:20 PM

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bonus moment in time:
.......................when Richie G. got caught blowing the asshat house security chief downstairs in the shitter at the Great American in S.F., this after being told the night before not to do it again.


I bet Moss was pissed.   So Richie G's wife is a beard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNia9Ra807c
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 14, 2009, 06:33:24 PM




like I said.. if it hits motown I'll be there.  it'll take alot more than down to shake my MELVINS foundations.

plus.. you didn't expect it, did you?  my hats off to buzz & dale for another offspeed pitch.  and somewhere deep down inside I see the thought process.  the cult factor was getting high. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 14, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: MALMIFICUS on June 14, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
There is also going to be an opening act for the tour.
So yea that means short set for the melvins. I don't think down is that bad but the tickets might be to much.

Who goes there?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: MALMIFICUS on June 14, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
There is also going to be an opening act for the tour.
So yea that means short set for the melvins. I don't think down is that bad but the tickets might be to much.

Who goes there?

you tell us.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 14, 2009, 07:35:38 PM
Yes, who is Hawkins and Malmificus?!?  How does Hawkins know about the Gaydee bug?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 14, 2009, 08:22:17 PM
I'm more interested in Malf.  Everyone knows about Ritchie.

And Malf's from around my parts. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 14, 2009, 10:23:44 PM
HMMMMMM.  This is quite the interesting development.  But I would go see the Melvins even if they toured with Celine Dion. Hey that's not such a bad idea.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 06:10:48 PM
Quote from: MeddlingCrybaby on June 14, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 02:18:20 PM

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bonus moment in time:
.......................when Richie G. got caught blowing the asshat house security chief downstairs in the shitter at the Great American in S.F., this after being told the night before not to do it again.


I bet Moss was pissed.   So Richie G's wife is a beard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNia9Ra807c
"I never thought to ask her what the letter "G" stood for,
But I know for sure it wasn't good."
:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
the crowds at melvins shows...their headlining tour shows...have a fair share off assholes in them. this tour is sure to have the king's bounty of them.

I'll only go if the Melvins are headlining, because there will be plenty of room to rawk after the Down fans leave.

But speaking realistically, I don't see dealing with heavy metal meathead goons as my idea of a fun night. I put up with Tool's audiences a handfull of times (but I like Tool). Anselmo's king douche of that whole gang of idiots who go to see him wail.

this blows.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 15, 2009, 08:21:21 AM
Quote from: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
I'll only go if the Melvins are headlining..
Ditto
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 15, 2009, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 15, 2009, 08:21:21 AM
Quote from: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
I'll only go if the Melvins are headlining..
Ditto

But, if the Melvins headline, you'll have to sit through Down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 10:59:18 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 15, 2009, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 15, 2009, 08:21:21 AM
Quote from: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
I'll only go if the Melvins are headlining..
Ditto

But, if the Melvins headline, you'll have to sit through Down.
Exactly.  If the melvins open, I can see them, and then leave.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 12:28:35 PM
THROW IT! THROW IT! THROW IT!




I liked that first down record a long time ago.  I still like EYEHATEGOD and most of Jimmy's stuff, so I am interested in this. 

The big melvins have great potential to turn out a wall of sound unlike any other line up of the band that I can think of.   

A whole show of stuff like what they used to close the 07 shows would be fun.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 15, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
i think this pairing makes perfect sense, buzz likes to throw curveballs
at his audience. so when you least expect it they go and decide to tour
with an act like down. there's great potential here for more crossover
to another demographic. watch them tour with slayer next! pretty soon
they will have toured with everbody's he's talked shit about in the past:
jello, anselmo, slayer, etc... :o
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:10:09 PM
HOLY SHIT IS THIS AWESOME!!!  FINALLY, THE MELVINS ARE GOING TO BE OPENING FOR A TOP NOTCH ACT WHO CAN HELP THEM IN THE LONG RUN!!!  THIS IS GREAT NEWS FRIENDS!!! 8) 8) 8)

ANY WORD ON WHERE THEY'RE PLAYING YET?  WITH DOWN ON THE BILL THEY'LL PROBABLY GET TO PLAY SOME BIGGER VENUES TOO!!! 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 15, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Keep it down up there. ^


Quote from: anaconda on June 15, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
i think this pairing makes perfect sense, buzz likes to throw curveballs
at his audience. so when you least expect it they go and decide to tour
with an act like down. there's great potential here for more crossover
to another demographic. watch them tour with slayer next! pretty soon
they will have toured with everbody's he's talked shit about in the past:
jello, anselmo, slayer, etc... :o

I could see them touring with Slayer. I think Buzz knows the drummer.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUR WITH SLAYER WHEN YOU ARE TOURING WITH DOWN?  SLAYER ARE A THING OF THE PAST!  DOWN IS FRESH, HIP, AND FULL OF MAD RIFFAGE!  YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE IN FOR A REAL TREAT!

THE POWER OF THE RIFF COMPELLS ME 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUR WITH SLAYER WHEN YOU ARE TOURING WITH DOWN? 

perhaps becuase slayer has some level of earned respect.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
Quote from: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUR WITH SLAYER WHEN YOU ARE TOURING WITH DOWN? 

perhaps becuase slayer has some level of earned respect.

:-s

SO HAS ANSELMO.
AND PEPPER.
AND REX.
AND KIRK.
AND BOWER.

YEAH, THOSE GUYS AREN'T WELL-RESPECTED IN THE MUSIC COMMUNITY.  :-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 02:09:54 PM
You don't happen to love Ministry as well, do you?  :-s
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:13:31 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 02:09:54 PM
You don't happen to love Ministry as well, do you?  :-s

NO.  WHY?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 15, 2009, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: MALMIFICUS on June 14, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
There is also going to be an opening act for the tour.
So yea that means short set for the melvins. I don't think down is that bad but the tickets might be to much.

Who goes there?

you tell us.

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FantomasSF on June 15, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 02:09:54 PM
You don't happen to love Ministry as well, do you?  :-s

So funny! :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:26:41 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 15, 2009, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: glen on June 14, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 14, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: MALMIFICUS on June 14, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
There is also going to be an opening act for the tour.
So yea that means short set for the melvins. I don't think down is that bad but the tickets might be to much.

Who goes there?

you tell us.

come on unky R!  give us more!   I demand satisfaction.            prepare for the shakedown.

who? what? when? WHERE?? and why?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
Quote from: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUR WITH SLAYER WHEN YOU ARE TOURING WITH DOWN? 

perhaps becuase slayer has some level of earned respect.

:-s

SO HAS ANSELMO.
AND PEPPER.
AND REX.
AND KIRK.
AND BOWER.

YEAH, THOSE GUYS AREN'T WELL-RESPECTED IN THE MUSIC COMMUNITY.  :-({|=


ladies and gentleman... I give you exhibit A in the case  MELVINS fans vs. DOWN fans.

no dis fil.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
Quote from: glen on June 15, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?  WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TOUR WITH SLAYER WHEN YOU ARE TOURING WITH DOWN? 

perhaps becuase slayer has some level of earned respect.

:-s

SO HAS ANSELMO.
AND PEPPER.
AND REX.
AND KIRK.
AND BOWER.

YEAH, THOSE GUYS AREN'T WELL-RESPECTED IN THE MUSIC COMMUNITY.  :-({|=


ladies and gentleman... I give you exhibit A in the case  MELVINS fans vs. DOWN fans.

no dis fil.
OH, THEY'RE NOT RESPECTED?  MY MISTAKE. :-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 02:55:34 PM
To each his own.  This guy's a perfect example of why I'll most likely skip a Melvins/Down show.  If it happens that is, I've yet to see any official listing of dates on Ipecac or Melvins myspace.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: FantomasSF on June 15, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 02:09:54 PM
You don't happen to love Ministry as well, do you?  :-s

So funny! :lol:
It does have that Dubbidy ring to it, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 02:55:34 PM
To each his own.  This guy's a perfect example of why I'll most likely skip a Melvins/Down show.  If it happens that is, I've yet to see any official listing of dates on Ipecac or Melvins myspace.

SORRY I HAVE AN OPINION.  I DIDN'T REALIZE THOSE WEREN'T WELCOME 'ROUND THESE PARTS. :-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:06:29 PM
just checked out this 'band' to see why dey are supportin Down. this shit is fuckin lame. Boring as slow, boring reptitive drone shit.

The guys vocals are fuckin ghey too. they shudnt even been alowed to tour with down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 03:08:53 PM
WOW. :?  I PERSONALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR THE MELVINS, DESPITE WHAT OTHERS AROUND HERE THINK.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.



This is good, before too long we'll get to witness real life "melvins is gay" type remarks around here. 


"melvins songs are just noise"
"did you see that dress that faggot had on"
"buzz damn sure ain't no pepper keenan"
"melvins is gay"
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.
To prove how shit The Melvins are?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.
To prove how shit The Melvins are?



you DO like ministry don't you? 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.
To prove how shit The Melvins are?

You wish Von Douche Nozzle.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:30:36 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.

"melvins songs are just noise"
"did you see that dress that faggot had on"
"buzz damn sure ain't no pepper keenan"
"melvins is gay"
Atleast your willin to admitt it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/DB.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 15, 2009, 03:36:15 PM
wow :lol:.

This thread went exactly how I thought it would once I read that the tour is true.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 03:39:40 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
It's a good opportunity for down.
To prove how shit The Melvins are?



you DO like ministry don't you? 

MAN, TWICE IN TWO PAGES.  THAT JOKE AIN'T GETTIN' OLD.

DOWN HAS A GOOD BAND OPENING FOR THEM.  I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK THE HEADLINER NEEDS ALL THIS HELP THOUGH. :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/adamreid1/dimexbag.jpg)

thats more like it.

fuck u lot
rip d-bro
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/adamreid1/dimexbag.jpg)

thats more like it.

fuck u lot
rip d-bro
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 15, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
fuckin trolls :o

i do take enjoyment in the fact that this is gonna piss off a lot of fans on both sides though, it's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 15, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
I think it's great. Things were getting too complacent.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 15, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on June 15, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
i do take enjoyment in the fact that this is gonna piss off a lot of fans on both sides though, it's pretty funny.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
Ministry?  I think they're actually Mersault fans!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 03:55:07 PM
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/pantera1ckcopy.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
The Melvins do fine with confrontational audiences.  It's a win-win situation, no matter how the audience reacts.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 03:58:03 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/adamreid1/dimexbag.jpg)

phiL got Dime bag Killed.........Douche bag.

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/DB.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 15, 2009, 04:01:42 PM
The Melvins rule, although the last record in my opinion sucked, it lacked the heavyness they coined in Porch treatments and finally peeked with in Houdini. Having said that, this is a good move by the Melvins, they need the money like anybody else, you so called melvins fans need to get over yourselves.
Yes I am a fan of Down, it's not Pantera, the completely opposite, the music is heavy and honest, they all are seasoned and well respected musicians. The fan base is not as fuct up as most of you would have hoped.
And I only like Ministry's "Land of Rape and Honey"
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:02:27 PM
it cud be worse...
(http://www.myanmars.net/myanmar-history/albert-einstein.jpg)

+

(http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/membre_groupe/photo/Wayne_Static_-12675.jpg)

=

(http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/buzz-live.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 15, 2009, 04:05:04 PM
hahahaha einstein added to static-x is buzz

the einstein part is correct at least.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 04:06:01 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/von_douche_hat-p148004596444903427qj0i_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 03:58:03 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/adamreid1/dimexbag.jpg)

phiL got Dime bag Killed.........Douche bag.

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/DB.jpg)

I didn't think you had anything to say about that.    
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 15, 2009, 04:11:34 PM
JZS, that's just silly
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
I've been missing the Mersault and Melvins Dub Album threads.  Douchity-Douchwise Fiend has started shaping this into a great thread.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: EVILSTACK on June 15, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
Hey whats with all the arguing????  :? Can't we all agree that BOTH the Melvins AND Down rule! If this does go ahead i think there may be a fair few fans of both acts that grow to admire the other band. Its all good.  :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'
That was a total waste of your time.  What did you expect us to do?  Censor opinions?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'
That was a total waste of your time.  What did you expect us to do?  Censor opinions?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:20:31 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: EVILSTACK on June 15, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
Hey whats with all the arguing????  :? Can't we all agree that BOTH the Melvins AND Down rule! If this does go ahead i think there may be a fair few fans of both acts that grow to admire the other band. Its all good.  :P
fuck u

choose one or the other and only support your choice

bash the opposition and say theyre shit
=D&gt; This thread just keeps getting better.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'
That was a total waste of your time.  What did you expect us to do?  Censor opinions?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
but hes wrong

its fact
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:27:03 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'
That was a total waste of your time.  What did you expect us to do?  Censor opinions?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
but hes wrong

its fact

Your right, Pepper is a 1,000 times better singer than Phil.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:28:25 PM
I can see this is going to be a whole lot of fun to read over the next few months.  Hooray for internet bashing and crying.

I'm looking forward to this no matter what.  Personally I'd like to see the Melvins headline ( longer set ), but either way, I'm going.  I'll keep my ass out of the pit and have eyes in the back of my head, but I'll be there.


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'
That was a total waste of your time.  What did you expect us to do?  Censor opinions?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
but hes wrong

its fact
Then tell your mom, not me.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:33:48 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:29:17 PMThen tell your mom, not me.
=D&gt;
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

Down isn't Pantera. Down fans aren't Pantera fans. Phil Anselmo today isn't Anselmo ala 1988-2006, he's an entirely changed man. The guy in my av isn't me.

Practically every comment you've added to this thread has added to your obvious ignorance.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:44:27 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

Down isn't Pantera. Down fans aren't Pantera fans. Phil Anselmo today isn't Anselmo ala 1988-2006, he's an entirely changed man. The guy in my av isn't me.

Practically every comment you've added to this thread has added to your obvious ignorance.
As opposed to all of the enlightened golden nuggets of wisdom you've shared?  You're right, Melvins fans are the most ignorant close-minded bunch of knuckledraggin' lunkheads ever to befoul this great land with their tainted presence.  You win.  Well argued.  Hats off.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 05:47:17 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

Down isn't Pantera. Down fans aren't Pantera fans. Phil Anselmo today isn't Anselmo ala 1988-2006, he's an entirely changed man. The guy in my av isn't me.

Practically every comment you've added to this thread has added to your obvious ignorance.

1.Down is worse than Pantera.(I.M.O.)
2.You are a Super Douche.
3.Phil will always be an A1 Asshole.
4.Fuck you.
5.Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out,BITCH.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 15, 2009, 05:48:05 PM
I'm pretty sure that there are quite a few Pantera fans that are also fans of Down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:44:27 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

Down isn't Pantera. Down fans aren't Pantera fans. Phil Anselmo today isn't Anselmo ala 1988-2006, he's an entirely changed man. The guy in my av isn't me.

Practically every comment you've added to this thread has added to your obvious ignorance.
As opposed to all of the enlightened golden nuggets of wisdom you've shared?  You're right, Melvins fans are the most ignorant close-minded bunch of knuckledraggin' lunkheads ever to befoul this great land with their tainted presence.  You win.  Well argued.  Hats off.
No, does it look like I've been trying to display any intelligence? I've been playing into your preconceived perceptions of Down fans and it proves your ignorance perfectly.

Down fans are a million miles away from Pantera fans. Clearly never heard of the Brotherhood of Eternal Sleep... Down fans are tight, true group of fans who appreciate real music.

I also wouldn't consider either band to be considerably 'heavier' than the other, so I don't know where these thoughts of angry stampeding circle pits has come from. It's stoner/blues/doom metal at the end of the day, people are their to bang their head. Slowly.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:57:07 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 05:44:27 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.

Down isn't Pantera. Down fans aren't Pantera fans. Phil Anselmo today isn't Anselmo ala 1988-2006, he's an entirely changed man. The guy in my av isn't me.

Practically every comment you've added to this thread has added to your obvious ignorance.
As opposed to all of the enlightened golden nuggets of wisdom you've shared?  You're right, Melvins fans are the most ignorant close-minded bunch of knuckledraggin' lunkheads ever to befoul this great land with their tainted presence.  You win.  Well argued.  Hats off.
No, does it look like I've been trying to display any intelligence? I've been playing into your preconceived perceptions of Down fans and it proves your ignorance perfectly.

Down fans are a million miles away from Pantera fans. Clearly never heard of the Brotherhood of Eternal Sleep... Down fans are tight, true group of fans who appreciate real music.

I also wouldn't consider either band to be considerably 'heavier' than the other, so I don't know where these thoughts of angry stampeding circle pits has come from. It's stoner/blues/doom metal at the end of the day, people are their to bang their head. Slowly.

I'm not playing into anyone's preconceived perceptions of Down fans.  I've been listening to Down (off and on) since about '98 or so when a friend played 'em for me.  I always thought it was pretty decent and definitely recorded better than Pantera (if not musically superior).  They're pretty standard though when put up against a band with such a vast and diverse catalog such as the Melvins.  When Down releases their Colossus Of Destiny come back and chat with us.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:08:08 PM
I assume you mean "Colossus of Destiny", which I've personally never heard of.

"members of the audience were lying on the ground, covering their ears during this performance."

If that is supposedly their musical peak, I think I'll pass. Compared to NOLA, arguably the most well respected stoner/doom/sludge album of all time, I know where I stand.

Down are probably alot more diverse than you expect, it isn't all Bury Me In Smoke. They've got light, acoustic tracks, instrumentals, bouncy crowd moving tracks, 9 minute progressing epics.

At the end of the day, one band is headlinging stages at festivals whilst the other is struggling to keep playing. Neither of them are more 'commercially acceptable'. Make your own decisions as to what that means. I know it definitely means Melvins will be supporting for one.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:08:08 PM
"members of the audience were lying on the ground, covering their ears during this performance."
Thanks for the heads up on the spelling.  Yeah that's the one.  Certainly not the Melvins' pinnacle, but a fine example of their diversity.  Because the Melvins have such a vast back catalog it's impossible to pick one album as THE pinnacle, and if you ask on the board here you'll get thirty different answers as to what their best album is.  They're ALL fucking brilliant though.  I'll have to check out some more Down and see if I'm down.  I admittedly haven't heard a lot of their music, but none of it has compelled me to go and seek out their other material either.  Bottom line is everyone has different tastes.  It'll certainly be interesting to see each band's fans reaction to the other band at the shows.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:08:08 PM
I assume you mean "Colossus of Destiny", which I've personally never heard of.

"members of the audience were lying on the ground, covering their ears during this performance."

If that is supposedly their musical peak, I think I'll pass. Compared to NOLA, arguably the most well respected stoner/doom/sludge album of all time, I know where I stand.

Down are probably alot more diverse than you expect, it isn't all Bury Me In Smoke. They've got light, acoustic tracks, instrumentals, bouncy crowd moving tracks, 9 minute progressing epics.

At the end of the day, one band is headlinging stages at festivals whilst the other is struggling to keep playing. Neither of them are more 'commercially acceptable'. Make your own decisions as to what that means. I know it definitely means Melvins will be supporting for one.

"stoner/doom/sludge album of all time, I know where I stand. "

Not even close.Try 'Lysol'......or any Earth,SunnO, Electric Wizard,Acid King......any John Denver album,Devo,Wham, Big Country....they would all come before any Down album.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:26:56 PM
That was a more civilised response.

After all that, you've barely even listened to the band? They've only had 3 records out in 15 years, in which time Melvins have put out 11. Despite this Down are experiencing considerable more success. I'd put that to Down producing higher quality albums personally...

That's all obviously to do with personal tastes, but I can't see what the huffuffle is all about, Down's planned support bands were Hank III (countrypunk), Evil Army (old school thrash) and Acid King (super doomy stoner metal), which I'd consider a much more varied choice than Melvins. It sounds like they've had odd support bands in the past themselves.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
"Down producing higher quality albums"......HA!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:34:51 PM
The blind phanboi pops his head in again.

Note the part where I said it was down to personal preference, and even explained my reasoning?

I wont be waiting on you to do anything as simple.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
well, they just don't.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:43:40 PM
Nice persuasive technique man. It's really working.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 06:44:25 PM
you wanted simple.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 15, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
PhilxCore:  cool new poster
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: violent office on June 15, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
PhilxCore:  cool new poster
Violent has seen the light.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 06:48:22 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:26:56 PMThey've only had 3 records out in 15 years, in which time Melvins have put out 11. Despite this Down are experiencing considerable more success. I'd put that to Down producing higher quality albums personally...

That's your opinion, but I think the reality of it is that they've put out 3 much more mainstream albums than the Melvins have ever produced.  There isn't a single Melvins album that doesn't have some weird shit on it, and that turns a lot of people off.  It's also what draws many of us to them.  Part of the deal with the Melvins/Buzz is trying to do something new all the time and throwing their fans curve balls.  That makes it difficult to have any kind of mainstream success, even within a subset of music listeners such as metal fans.  Hey some people think Pearl Jam is a great band.  Go figure.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:55:24 PM
Fair enough. On the albums I've got (Bullhead & Stoner Witch) I thought it was relatively...regular really.

Neither band have benefited from commercial recognition (TV/radio play)

Remember that Down are producing these albums as a SIDE-PROJECT, in their 'down' time. They don't have time to fuck around with experimental tracks, when the album/tour is done they've got to go back and write awesome CoC, Crowbar, EHG etc albums.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 15, 2009, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 14, 2009, 09:18:00 AM
Down should be the MELVINS roadies & be thankful that they are in the same room together.

One of the best cover bands I ever heard was the KISS roadie band. KISS did a decent cover of the Stones'
"The Last Time" in soundcheck.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 15, 2009, 07:10:04 PM
What are the chances that Down practices in the same practice space in LA as the MELVINS?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
Uh Oh, we've pissed off the Down fans.

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 07:52:42 PM
You do realise it was the other way round?

Down fans were stoked to hear about a tour, Melvins fans were bitching because they didn't like the other act.

Also, considering Melvins make music to "lay on the floor and block your ears" to, who's sporting the cavemen mentality?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 07:52:42 PM
You do realise it was the other way round?

Down fans were stoked to hear about a tour, Melvins fans were bitching because they didn't like the other act.

Also, considering Melvins make music to "lay on the floor and block your ears" to, who's sporting the cavemen mentality?

Do you realise that most Down fans can't bitch because they don't know how to use a computer?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 07:57:12 PM
This is getting old.........on both sides. 


I'm actually surprised to hear so much bitching.  I'm just happy to get to see the Melvins again this year and I'll be giving Down a chance.  I've said it before......You cannot judge a band until you've seen them live.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 15, 2009, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 15, 2009, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 15, 2009, 08:21:21 AM
Quote from: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
I'll only go if the Melvins are headlining..
Ditto

But, if the Melvins headline, you'll have to sit through Down.
I don't have a problem kicking down the corn to see Dale & Buzz, IF they headline.

Ins and outs @ the particular venue close to me?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 07:57:12 PM
This is getting old.........on both sides. 


I'm actually surprised to hear so much bitching.  I'm just happy to get to see the Melvins again this year and I'll be giving Down a chance.  I've said it before......You cannot judge a band until you've seen them live.

I'm just being a dick.  It's fun.

The main reason it's upsetting is because shows are more fun if the whole audience is into it.  Even if the Downs fans do like it it's just not the same.

Oh well.  The Melvins are on tour for the 4th year in a row so I'm happy.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 07:57:12 PM
This is getting old.........on both sides. 


I'm actually surprised to hear so much bitching.  I'm just happy to get to see the Melvins again this year and I'll be giving Down a chance.  I've said it before......You cannot judge a band until you've seen them live.


The main reason it's upsetting is because shows are more fun if the whole audience is into it.  Even if the Downs fans do like it it's just not the same.

Most elitist comment ever? Even if everyone likes it, Melvins get new fans and everyone enjoys themself, It wont be the same because they aren't tr00, hardcore fans? Behave.

Oh & if we're being a dick, Down board has 16k+ members, Melvins board has...2k+

Who can't use a computer?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 07:57:12 PM
This is getting old.........on both sides. 


I'm actually surprised to hear so much bitching.  I'm just happy to get to see the Melvins again this year and I'll be giving Down a chance.  I've said it before......You cannot judge a band until you've seen them live.


The main reason it's upsetting is because shows are more fun if the whole audience is into it.  Even if the Downs fans do like it it's just not the same.

Most elitist comment ever? Even if everyone likes it, Melvins get new fans and everyone enjoys themself, It wont be the same because they aren't tr00, hardcore fans? Behave.

Oh & if we're being a dick, Down board has 16k+ members, Melvins board has...2k+

Who can't use a computer?

It's called a joke.  And everyone doesn't have to be a hardcore fan but it's nice when people like the band in advance.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 08:23:11 PM
Damn it ! I am going to give Down a chance & save my opinion till after I see the show. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 15, 2009, 08:40:26 PM
hook line and sinker.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 15, 2009, 08:45:23 PM
Fuck as this bitching and moaning!  Where are the goddamn tour dates! 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 08:48:01 PM
Yeah,dates.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on June 15, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
wow this thread got going fast. most of us melvins freaks that are gonna see this will probably actually like downs set. I gotta say there pretty good live. Down fans will proabably not like the melvins cuz its not hardcore enough. The von douche guy is a real douche. especially how he said down has more sucsess then melvins, well no shit fucker, all down fans are pantera fans, believe me, the people who love pantera fuckin beat their meat to phil and dime. I cant wait for this crowd to clash, ill be there, in the pit. Fucking shit up. GREAT WAY TO TAKE OUT AGGRESSION.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 15, 2009, 08:53:17 PM
The first Ace Frehley album is really the best Kiss album.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 15, 2009, 09:13:45 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 15, 2009, 05:28:25 PM
I can see this is going to be a whole lot of fun to read over the next few months.  Hooray for internet bashing and crying.

I'm looking forward to this no matter what.  Personally I'd like to see the Melvins headline ( longer set ), but either way, I'm going.  I'll keep my ass out of the pit and have eyes in the back of my head, but I'll be there.



i agree!! this is great!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MALMIFICUS on June 15, 2009, 10:13:46 PM
The tour will start in august and will be two months. I don't know the the dates or cities. I wish they would do a tour with zu or lightning bolt
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: m3kcomp on June 15, 2009, 10:18:57 PM
why does anyone feel the need to push their fratpig metal band on others? I'm not giving Down a chance, because I've already heard the music. I hate anselmo's singing and I'm not into their type of shit.

who care's if Melvins fans don't want to see you're crappo band? go circle jerk with your 16K fans on your board while we wallow in our "ignorance," K?

but one thing you said struck me as odd...the bit about the Melvins struggling to play while Down is an arena band. the odd part is Melvins have never had to struggle to play. they've never fucking stopped playing. never missed gigs or broke up bands like a certain junkie singer with a deep voice.

can't wait to not hear anselmo's latest rap about fucking shit up with his heavy music. even the worst melvins tracks are heavier than anything anselmo ever dreamed of.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 11:00:11 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down

WHERE I COME FROM, AKA REALITY, THE BETTER BAND TENDS TO PLAY FIRST.  HAVE FUN WATCHING THE MELVINS OPEN FOR A BETTER BAND.  I'M JUST SAYIN'....
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 15, 2009, 06:48:22 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 06:26:56 PMThey've only had 3 records out in 15 years, in which time Melvins have put out 11. Despite this Down are experiencing considerable more success. I'd put that to Down producing higher quality albums personally...

That's your opinion, but I think the reality of it is that they've put out 3 much more mainstream albums than the Melvins have ever produced.  There isn't a single Melvins album that doesn't have some weird shit on it, and that turns a lot of people off.  It's also what draws many of us to them.  Part of the deal with the Melvins/Buzz is trying to do something new all the time and throwing their fans curve balls.  That makes it difficult to have any kind of mainstream success, even within a subset of music listeners such as metal fans.  Hey some people think Pearl Jam is a great band.  Go figure.

DOWN IS MAINSTREAM NOW?  NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING. :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 15, 2009, 11:20:55 PM
hey guys! whats goin' on in here?  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 11:24:15 PM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2176/philhv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 15, 2009, 11:34:08 PM
I bet Vinney set up this tour so that we would forget about the interview.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 15, 2009, 11:40:21 PM
so how long you think these down trolls are gonna stick around before they realize that trying to convince a bunch of melvins fans that down is better is like banging their head on a brick wall?  ](*,)

is anyone around here even the least bit concerned that theyre playing together? i personally could care less.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 15, 2009, 11:45:24 PM
I don't really have any desire to see Down but if I'm going to pay for a ticket I might as well stay for both bands.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 12:16:08 AM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 15, 2009, 11:40:21 PM
so how long you think these down trolls are gonna stick around before they realize that trying to convince a bunch of melvins fans that down is better is like banging their head on a brick wall?  ](*,)

is anyone around here even the least bit concerned that theyre playing together? i personally could care less.
I'm hoping Buzz gets to kick a few stage divers off the stage..or possibly a live version of C.o.d.

Almost every day,
I see the same face,
a broken picture tube!
Invince-i-alt-i-tude!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GrimReaper on June 16, 2009, 01:01:42 AM

Christ, the pits at these shows will be a bloodbath.

I'm still recovering from the Jello 5-0 shows. I don't think my thumb will ever heal.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 01:06:12 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 11:00:11 PMWHERE I COME FROM, AKA REALITY, THE BETTER BAND TENDS TO PLAY FIRST.  HAVE FUN WATCHING THE MELVINS OPEN FOR A BETTER BAND.  I'M JUST SAYIN'....

Is it just me, or did shouting guy just say that where he lives (reality, in case you missed it), if the Melvins are the openers, then they're the better band.  Then he contradicts himself immediately by saying the Melvins will open for a better band.  He's just sayin.

HEY!!!!!    SHOUTING GUY!!!  YOUR COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS ASTOUNDING!!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 01:27:03 AM
Weedeater
Melvins
Down


I don't care what order, I'll be there, and I'll be stoned.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Живојиновић on June 16, 2009, 01:33:56 AM
Quote from: Bitches of Copacabana on Today at 11:27:03 PM
Weedeater
Melvins
Down


I don't care what order, I'll be there, and I'll be stoned.

http://www.shirtkiller.com/LiteCommerce/cart.php?target=news&mode=view&news_id=187
"WEEDEATER joins MELVINS and DOWN for an incredible package tour in July."

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 16, 2009, 02:34:52 AM
Weedeater, awesome!

That IS something I would not have expected.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 16, 2009, 03:26:45 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 01:06:12 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 11:00:11 PMWHERE I COME FROM, AKA REALITY, THE BETTER BAND TENDS TO PLAY FIRST.  HAVE FUN WATCHING THE MELVINS OPEN FOR A BETTER BAND.  I'M JUST SAYIN'....

Is it just me, or did shouting guy just say that where he lives (reality, in case you missed it), if the Melvins are the openers, then they're the better band.  Then he contradicts himself immediately by saying the Melvins will open for a better band.  He's just sayin.

HEY!!!!!    SHOUTING GUY!!!  YOUR COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS ASTOUNDING!!!!

If the melvins do in fact open for down, i think that all melvins fans shall leave after the melvins play and see how many peopl are lefft! my guess would be, not that many.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 16, 2009, 04:38:11 AM
down could sound exactly like the melvins, the fact that phil is involved makes me wanna puke. fuck anselmo, and its much more personal for me than it is for all of you down fangirls and your opinions.  if i went to the down board and started blah blahing about melvins being better than down, it would result in the same flamewar. so fuck off if you don't like what you read!


down is boring.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 16, 2009, 04:48:55 AM
this thread is getting hot :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GrimReaper on June 16, 2009, 05:22:38 AM
There's been quite a bit of excitement around here since the Down boys showed up.

Make your 2000 post Black Stallion.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 16, 2009, 05:25:38 AM
Quote from: GrimReaper on June 16, 2009, 05:22:38 AM
There's been quite a bit of excitement around here since the Down boys showed up.

especiallyJZS, the poor guy hardly gets any rest trying to fight these guys off.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Schnabster on June 16, 2009, 06:19:22 AM
Down needs to be crushed, toally destroyed. I begin by rolling this big rock over them:

(http://www.my-spot.com/India2003/images/big-rock.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GrimReaper on June 16, 2009, 06:33:36 AM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 15, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
wat is there to say about it?

if you knew anyfin about the band you'd know nathan gales motives.   n00b

look, you started this Von Douche. Don't expect me to pull any punches. The Melvins are a 100 times better band than Down & Pepper is a 100 times better singer than Phil...Down should kick out Phil & let the real singer sing,Pepper.
wrong.

so wrong im 'reporting u to moderator'


(http://deviantdreamer.org/images/banned.gif)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 16, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
The Melvins do fine with confrontational audiences.  It's a win-win situation, no matter how the audience reacts.

Have you seen how confrontational Anselmo fans are?

Ask Dimebag.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 16, 2009, 07:49:26 AM
Quote from: SpaceFarm on June 16, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 15, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
The Melvins do fine with confrontational audiences.  It's a win-win situation, no matter how the audience reacts.

Yeah have you seen how confrontational Anselmo fans are?

Ask Dimebag.
:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 16, 2009, 08:20:17 AM
I changed my mind.....Down doesn't deserve a chance,'cause they're shitty & smell like poo.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Schnabster on June 16, 2009, 08:49:00 AM
Quite enjoyful to read the messageboard of Down, their fans hasn`t got much good to say about the forumists of our fine board. But Melvins as a band they love.
How could they not? I don`t care if they like the band I love, I do not like Down, I think. (although I haven`t heard the poor bastards)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 16, 2009, 09:09:24 AM
well we got JZS....
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 16, 2009, 09:13:02 AM
I'll always play along. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 16, 2009, 09:48:59 AM
yeah, it's really charming
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 16, 2009, 09:52:04 AM
love you too.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: killcatley on June 16, 2009, 09:56:50 AM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 15, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.

To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.

Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.


The aggressive nature of Down fans to which less than a handful of Melvins fans have been referring to is rather clear here. You spent time researching how a select few people feel because you "heard they were taking shit". SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE. SO, you proceed to infiltrate a message board with intent to troll (a misdemeanor in some states) so you can fool everybody into thinking you are as dumb as you think they think you MAY be. Then, in true Wicker Man fashion, you're great plan is revealed and HOORAH, (everyone GASPS) and you REALLY embarrass the fools for their sheer ignorance. Wait a minute, are you serious? This is your life?

Secondly, to beat a troll, you have to step into the mind of a troll, and go to the message bridge where trolls come from...

Here are some quotes from your message board, one that you apparently ARE THE VOICE OF and has nothing bad to say about the Melvins:

"I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....

like 1991


they fucking suck......

puke

I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..

they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....

I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....

that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?

crap pure fucking crap

down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....


and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction"

From someone who must prove he has cred because of both age AND hate. Just as people call him out on it, proving one person doesn't speak for everyone on a message board, please realize that everyone on here has opinions, and they are just that.

__________________

"tell them if they dont turn off the soap opera the fucking devil is gonna make an appearance...


:lol: Do it."


vague threats? ha.
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"Man I just read all of that thread on Melvins board, those guys are fucking douches.

They all assume Down fans are 15 year old Pantera fans who refuse to listen to anything which is fawwwking Panteraaazz.

They are also in denial that Anselmo is clean and now a humble man (like the rest of the world).

They're coming across as the much more ignorant fans, they seem to think there isn't any crossover between the two bands :?

Finally, the majority of them think Melvins would headline...

Phanboiz..."

Might be you? Anyway, "they all"??? Who, the 4 people who said something SLIGHTLY negative (it's only opinions) about another band on a 2,000 member board? Jesus.

________________________

"Only problem will be having to deal with idiot Melvins fans, haha."

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Then locked posts, presumably with more threats towards people who like other things. Also, an entire page dedicated to .jpgs of elitist posters and jokes.

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AND lastly, Melvins and Down are not close friends, as you say, and most of your Melvins "facts" are way off. Type in Phil's name into google, you'll find a lot of love and hate. Type in Buzzo's name and you'll find the same. It's the internet. Do what you do. You can't confront or beat up EVERYONE, can you?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 10:17:12 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 01:06:12 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 15, 2009, 11:00:11 PMWHERE I COME FROM, AKA REALITY, THE BETTER BAND TENDS TO PLAY FIRST.  HAVE FUN WATCHING THE MELVINS OPEN FOR A BETTER BAND.  I'M JUST SAYIN'....

Is it just me, or did shouting guy just say that where he lives (reality, in case you missed it), if the Melvins are the openers, then they're the better band.  Then he contradicts himself immediately by saying the Melvins will open for a better band.  He's just sayin.

HEY!!!!!    SHOUTING GUY!!!  YOUR COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS ASTOUNDING!!!!

SARCASM.  LEARN IT.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: killcatley on June 16, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT... LOUDLY.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
Quote from: killcatley on June 16, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT... LOUDLY.
NOT ALL SARCASM IS FUNNY.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: killcatley on June 16, 2009, 10:41:54 AM
CLEARLY.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 11:10:41 AM
(http://www.johnkaplan.com/kaplanphilsnake.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 16, 2009, 11:18:07 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
Quote from: killcatley on June 16, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT... LOUDLY.
NOT ALL SARCASM IS FUNNY.

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: blewis on June 16, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
I bet this shit doesn't even happen.

..and probably doesn't happen because
that idiot down drummer spilled the
beans before anything was set in stone.

Melvins are better than this.

I do applaud them for trying to make some money,
but down suck huge shaggy balls and most likely
drink alot...not to mention snort the coke and bang
the herion. Buzz won't like that a bit.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
Quote from: blewis on June 16, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
and most likely
drink alot...not to mention snort the coke and bang
the herion. Buzz won't like that a bit.

SO ARE YOU HOLDING OUT FOR A MELVINS TOUR WITH NUGENT AND GENE SIMMONS?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 16, 2009, 12:02:19 PM
ive never heard that idiot drummer playing but i have heard him playing guitar and i have to say he has a pretty sweet tone and nasty sound.

i really don't care much who the melvins decide to play with. there are always gonna be douchebags. at atp i had some drunk idiot skinhead in front of me trying to do some sort of slamdance during boris, maybe the guy didnt even like down?

and its totally irrelevant what those other guys are like personally, i myself dont know any of them on a personal level, and from what i have understood buzz likes to take it easy on tour anyway, so who does what doesn't really matter. but thanks for your concerns, its the thought that counts.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: crazydude1992 on June 16, 2009, 12:07:58 PM
Arent you forgetting Kirk Windstein is in the band? Im surprised when an early version of Crowbar, the Slugs, and the Melvins played together in New Orleans in 1990 the town remained in place...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 16, 2009, 12:10:59 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 16, 2009, 08:20:17 AM
I changed my mind.....Down doesn't deserve a chance,'cause they're shitty & smell like poo.

after a time you learn to never ... EVER  take the bait at themelvins.netbbs.
but inevitably someone always does.  oh.. I've taken my turn.   a certain bUTTHOLEmAN comes to mind.  in fact.. it smells faintly of bUTTHOLE right in this very thread.

you should pay more attention to my posts.  I tried to warn ya!  :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 12:11:35 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
Quote from: blewis on June 16, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
and most likely
drink alot...not to mention snort the coke and bang
the herion. Buzz won't like that a bit.

SO ARE YOU HOLDING OUT FOR A MELVINS TOUR WITH NUGENT AND GENE SIMMONS?
Sounds WAAAY better than the current proposition...  and Melvins have ALREADY played with KISS.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 12:12:20 PM
Quote from: glen on June 16, 2009, 12:10:59 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 16, 2009, 08:20:17 AM
I changed my mind.....Down doesn't deserve a chance,'cause they're shitty & smell like poo.

after a time you learn to never ... EVER  take the bait at themelvins.netbbs.
but inevitably someone always does.  oh.. I've taken my turn.   a certain bUTTHOLEmAN comes to mind.  in fact.. it smells faintly of bUTTHOLE right in this very thread.

you should pay more attention to my posts.  I tried to warn ya!  :)

10 grand!  Go Glen.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 16, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
we really shouldn't make any more comparisons between pantera and down. instead, the comparisons between down and the really shitty post mike dean c.o.c. records make more sense.  down is boring detuned skynard wannabe redneck metal.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 16, 2009, 01:15:15 PM
Your mama is boring detuned skynard wannabe redneck metal.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 16, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
hey!   whoa now!

lets not go there.  lets not bring mamas into this.   lets try to remember we're all civilized people here.   no need to go down the mama road.








Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Windshield on June 16, 2009, 01:50:37 PM
Well you're so ugly your ears stick out to get away from your face.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rev. Mike on June 16, 2009, 01:52:04 PM
Hey Glen, I went down your mama's road, let's just say they need to allocate more money in the budget for maintenance, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: therizz on June 16, 2009, 01:54:17 PM
the melvins are my favorite band

but you're all acting 12.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 02:02:36 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 16, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
down is boring detuned skynard wannabe redneck metal.

OK.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 02:03:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mike on June 16, 2009, 01:52:04 PM
Hey Glen, I went down your mama's road, let's just say they need to allocate more money in the budget for maintenance, if you know what I mean.
SHE HAS HEMROIDS?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 16, 2009, 02:32:37 PM
Quote from: therizz on June 16, 2009, 01:54:17 PM

but you're all acting 12.

I resemble that remark.


and you guys leave my mama alone.  the woman is a saint.  a saint I tells ya! 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 16, 2009, 02:56:04 PM
I love this thread ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE CAPS LOCK KEYS AND HOCKEY!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
Most of the Down fans I've read are really excited to see the melvins; they're coming to this forum to learn more about the melvins and their fans, UNTIL they read this thread.

Here's a major Down forum:
http://www.downboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=30844&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=melvins
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: deatheats on June 16, 2009, 03:29:31 PM
Much ado about nothing.  Folks here were just dying for a little controversy.

If you want to learn more about the Melvins listen to their music and ignore their fans  :lol:

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: blewis on June 16, 2009, 03:30:54 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 16, 2009, 12:02:19 PM
ive never heard that idiot drummer playing but i have heard him playing guitar and i have to say he has a pretty sweet tone and nasty sound.

i really don't care much who the melvins decide to play with. there are always gonna be douchebags. at atp i had some drunk idiot skinhead in front of me trying to do some sort of slamdance during boris, maybe the guy didnt even like down?

and its totally irrelevant what those other guys are like personally, i myself dont know any of them on a personal level, and from what i have understood buzz likes to take it easy on tour anyway, so who does what doesn't really matter. but thanks for your concerns, its the thought that counts.

wait! You're right, it was the guitarist....
or was it.

My post was a joke. So is DOWN.

I'd still buy a ticket to get my hands on a
"see you in hell" shirt from the melvins
and a chance to see "Boris" live again.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Schnabster on June 16, 2009, 03:42:25 PM
Now I listened to some Down, and the verdict is that the music is ok, but the vocals aren`t. Can sound pretty ok live I guess. Liked "Bury me in smoke". Good guitar. A new singer would make it severly much better.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I don't post a lot but I've been ghost reading on this forum for almost five years now.  (and it's the only forum I've looked at since the official Ipecac one closed)

I've come to the conclusion that as a true Melvins fanboy at heart living in the American South I was:

a.)  the only one "here" that was REALLY excited about this bill, as a fan of both Melvins and Down (sporting a Pantera shirt as I type)

b.)  the only one "here" that truly "gets it"... I mean come on guys, Buzz deciding to open for a Phil Anselmo-led band for their 25th anniversary tour... FUCKING CLASSIC MOVE

c.)  the only one thinking that the Melvins, without question, SHOULD BE the openers on a bill like this (Weedeater playing first of course)

Lastly:  a tour was supposed to come to fruition with Weedeater, Hank III, and Down earlier this year, it was actually announced... and now it's Weedeater, Melvins and Down.  You see?  You can play all sorts of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type shit there and win in the first move.  And Hank isn't playing in Europe until August 21 so yeah, expect all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 16, 2009, 04:09:05 PM
Your Paw expect's all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Schnabster on June 16, 2009, 04:22:48 PM
Even more stoned than Peter Steele:   :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-U3SpHZ7Uw&feature=related

vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pExdedITAP8&feature=fvsr
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 16, 2009, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
Most of the Down fans I've read are really excited to see the melvins; they're coming to this forum to learn more about the melvins and their fans, UNTIL they read this thread.

Here's a major Down forum:
http://www.downboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=30844&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=melvins

Yea, I think any problems between fans at the shows are going to purely be a result of this thread.  And like Rizz said, the 12 year olds.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 16, 2009, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I don't post a lot but I've been ghost reading on this forum for almost five years now.  (and it's the only forum I've looked at since the official Ipecac one closed)

I've come to the conclusion that as a true Melvins fanboy at heart living in the American South I was:

a.)  the only one "here" that was REALLY excited about this bill, as a fan of both Melvins and Down (sporting a Pantera shirt as I type)

b.)  the only one "here" that truly "gets it"... I mean come on guys, Buzz deciding to open for a Phil Anselmo-led band for their 25th anniversary tour... FUCKING CLASSIC MOVE

c.)  the only one thinking that the Melvins, without question, SHOULD BE the openers on a bill like this (Weedeater playing first of course)

Lastly:  a tour was supposed to come to fruition with Weedeater, Hank III, and Down earlier this year, it was actually announced... and now it's Weedeater, Melvins and Down.  You see?  You can play all sorts of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type shit there and win in the first move.  And Hank isn't playing in Europe until August 21 so yeah, expect all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour.

I am just about in 100% agreement with this.  I'm a huge fan of the Melvins, a huge fan of Weedeater, and while I'm not a HUGE fan of Down, I do like them.  This sounds like a great show to me.  I mean the Melvins have played with quite a few bands I can barely stand (Rush, Kiss, Tool, White Zombie, etc....), so let'em play with one great and one decent band.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 16, 2009, 04:57:30 PM
It could be alot worse.  For instance Melvins could have decided to collaborate with Zakk Wylde.  Imagine if they were reduced to singing about beer and hell yeah and fuck yeah and I wanna fellate Ozzy and playing lightning fast meaningless shite solos.  Zakk wylde personifies everything that is wrong with America or New Jersey at least. 

Personally I think this whole Down vs. Melvins issue is overblown.  Down have some excellent filthy distorted monster riffs, they perform well live and perhaps Melvins are even fans of their music.  As for the whole Phil Anselmo is an idiot opinion, well since when was rock or metal made by intellectuals.  When Phil doesn't take ten years to complete one sentence he can actually come acroos as quite articulate. 

In interviews with Buzz I was never blown away by his genius opinions.  He comes across as just an average iq Mc Donalds lover.  He writes good tunes, he has integrity but he's not exactly Einstein and neither is Phil Anselmo.  One thing I will say in defence of Down fans is that they definitely would not be gullible or stupid enough to buy a Down equivalent of "Colossus of Destiny"  like all of us supposedly cultured and intelligent Melvins fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 05:21:17 PM
Quote from: Schnabster on June 16, 2009, 04:22:48 PM
Even more stoned than Peter Steele:   :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-U3SpHZ7Uw&feature=related

vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pExdedITAP8&feature=fvsr
I watched both parts of that Phil interview.  Laughed my ass of at the beginning of pt. 2.  Wool and penis skin don't mix.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 16, 2009, 05:22:00 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
Most of the Down fans I've read are really excited to see the melvins; they're coming to this forum to learn more about the melvins and their fans, UNTIL they read this thread.

Here's a major Down forum:
http://www.downboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=30844&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=melvins

This thread is why I decided to fuel the fire.  Is anyone really upset from this board?  I assumed we were all just dicking around because a few of them decided to troll here.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 16, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
Quote from: conj on June 16, 2009, 04:57:30 PMOne thing I will say in defence of Down fans is that they definitely would not be gullible or stupid enough to buy a Down equivalent of "Colossus of Destiny"  like all of us supposedly cultured and intelligent Melvins fans.

C.O.D. is a brilliant album and a joy to listen to.  Wish I'd been there to see it live.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 16, 2009, 05:29:14 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on June 16, 2009, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I don't post a lot but I've been ghost reading on this forum for almost five years now.  (and it's the only forum I've looked at since the official Ipecac one closed)

I've come to the conclusion that as a true Melvins fanboy at heart living in the American South I was:

a.)  the only one "here" that was REALLY excited about this bill, as a fan of both Melvins and Down (sporting a Pantera shirt as I type)

b.)  the only one "here" that truly "gets it"... I mean come on guys, Buzz deciding to open for a Phil Anselmo-led band for their 25th anniversary tour... FUCKING CLASSIC MOVE

c.)  the only one thinking that the Melvins, without question, SHOULD BE the openers on a bill like this (Weedeater playing first of course)

Lastly:  a tour was supposed to come to fruition with Weedeater, Hank III, and Down earlier this year, it was actually announced... and now it's Weedeater, Melvins and Down.  You see?  You can play all sorts of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type shit there and win in the first move.  And Hank isn't playing in Europe until August 21 so yeah, expect all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour.

I am just about in 100% agreement with this.  I'm a huge fan of the Melvins, a huge fan of Weedeater, and while I'm not a HUGE fan of Down, I do like them.  This sounds like a great show to me.  I mean the Melvins have played with quite a few bands I can barely stand (Rush, Kiss, Tool, White Zombie, etc....), so let'em play with one great and one decent band.

Word. I love Weedeater and kinda like Down, so I'm pretty content with the bill. If I remember right there was quite a few people bitching about how the Melvins were only playing with Big Biz...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 16, 2009, 05:56:21 PM
this tour is about one thing... cash money. nothing else.

i'm sure buzz is getting some kicks out of this. putting the fans panties in a bunch having to deal with juggalos with no make up at every show.

up next: melvins open for skrewdriver!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 16, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
If it were really about the money, the Melvins would be going on tour with the Jonas Brothers.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: deatheats on June 16, 2009, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on June 16, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
If it were really about the money, the Melvins would be going on tour with the Jonas Brothers.

Now that I would pay to go see.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 16, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on June 16, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
If it were really about the money, the Melvins would be going on tour with the Jonas Brothers.


Bun E. Carlos said that the goal of touring is: "less gigs for more dough."
While on the topic, Sammy Hagar's two rules for surviving being on the road:
    1.  "Don't sweat the small shit."
    2.  "It's all small shit."


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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 16, 2009, 07:19:09 PM
Quote from: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I don't post a lot but I've been ghost reading on this forum for almost five years now.  (and it's the only forum I've looked at since the official Ipecac one closed)

I've come to the conclusion that as a true Melvins fanboy at heart living in the American South I was:

a.)  the only one "here" that was REALLY excited about this bill, as a fan of both Melvins and Down (sporting a Pantera shirt as I type)

b.)  the only one "here" that truly "gets it"... I mean come on guys, Buzz deciding to open for a Phil Anselmo-led band for their 25th anniversary tour... FUCKING CLASSIC MOVE

c.)  the only one thinking that the Melvins, without question, SHOULD BE the openers on a bill like this (Weedeater playing first of course)

Lastly:  a tour was supposed to come to fruition with Weedeater, Hank III, and Down earlier this year, it was actually announced... and now it's Weedeater, Melvins and Down.  You see?  You can play all sorts of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type shit there and win in the first move.  And Hank isn't playing in Europe until August 21 so yeah, expect all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour.
=D&gt;  CLASSY.  I LIKE YOU.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 16, 2009, 05:56:21 PM
this tour is about one thing... cash money. nothing else.

i'm sure buzz is getting some kicks out of this. putting the fans panties in a bunch having to deal with juggalos with no make up at every show.

up next: melvins open for skrewdriver!
Oi Oi Oi.  Is Ian even still alive?  Buzz could get his fix of Nazis on that tour.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Windshield on June 16, 2009, 08:54:36 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 16, 2009, 05:56:21 PM
this tour is about one thing... cash money. nothing else.

i'm sure buzz is getting some kicks out of this. putting the fans panties in a bunch having to deal with juggalos with no make up at every show.

up next: melvins open for skrewdriver!

Or KISS!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: m3kcomp on June 16, 2009, 10:01:02 PM
just thinking about how shitty the posters will be (if there are any) when the billing on them either equates the two bands or is topped with down.

I only saw the melvins open once for a "bigger" band...wasn't a good scene. I'll pass on this and wait until the next swing through NY...which won't be too long a wait, I'm sure.

one good thing about this tour is that it will be a chance for people in a bunch of cities to see them who normally don't. I'd imagine there will be many, many dates.

if it's a cash grab, good for them...if it's not, maybe then this can still be stopped?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 16, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
Quote from: m3kcomp on June 16, 2009, 10:01:02 PMif it's not, maybe then this can still be stopped?

???

Some of you act like Buzz and Dale are being held hostage and are being forced to go out on tour.

They're going to probably make some new fans and make some money.  AND we're getting a chance to see them again. 

Some people will bitch about anything and everything.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2009, 10:41:14 PM
 :lol:  "This Aggression Will Not Stand!"

Hanz is right.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 16, 2009, 10:49:08 PM
Jeez it's the MELVINS livlihood they know what they are doing.  Just show up and rock out     :cheers:   It's gonna be heavy man. Heavy.   :toke:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Bitches of Copacabana on June 16, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I don't post a lot but I've been ghost reading on this forum for almost five years now.  (and it's the only forum I've looked at since the official Ipecac one closed)

I've come to the conclusion that as a true Melvins fanboy at heart living in the American South I was:

a.)  the only one "here" that was REALLY excited about this bill, as a fan of both Melvins and Down (sporting a Pantera shirt as I type)

b.)  the only one "here" that truly "gets it"... I mean come on guys, Buzz deciding to open for a Phil Anselmo-led band for their 25th anniversary tour... FUCKING CLASSIC MOVE

c.)  the only one thinking that the Melvins, without question, SHOULD BE the openers on a bill like this (Weedeater playing first of course)

Lastly:  a tour was supposed to come to fruition with Weedeater, Hank III, and Down earlier this year, it was actually announced... and now it's Weedeater, Melvins and Down.  You see?  You can play all sorts of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type shit there and win in the first move.  And Hank isn't playing in Europe until August 21 so yeah, expect all sorts of whiskey-drenched surprises on this tour.
Read this and learn. This guy knows the truth.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MIVSY on June 17, 2009, 07:39:07 AM
looks like it's about time for a new poop thread :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bathroom creep on June 17, 2009, 07:55:22 AM
Melvins and Weedeater sounds great to me.  I haven't really heard Down yet so I can't comment on them.  But as long as there's no booing or douchy behaviour or whatnot I don't have a problem with it.  Stuff like this just really annoys me.  Just imagine they'd tour with Bullet for my Valentine or something similar.. then I'd understand all the bitching and fighting.. High on Fire did that once and it just sucked. But anyways, I agree, it's more money for the Melvins which is always a good thing.  The only problem I'd have is that the Melvins wouldn't play as long as usual;  but hell, they probably won't tour Europe anyway so I might as well quit hoping...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:08:50 AM
as much as I ain't a down fan...
the more I think about this the more I see the pro's.   

another melvins/biz/porn tour would have reeked of stagnation. 

my still-standing gripe though: the venues.    500 or less capacity clubs.. HIGHLY unlikely.
I'm thinking 1500 to 2000 capacity theaters.   I'll pay the extra coin but to see the MELVINS behind a sea of sweaty, hairy, beating-the-fuck-out-each-other moshers as opposed to seeing my own reflection in Buzz's new guitar doesn't do much for me.
yet at the same time something tells me the buildings will be upside-down and it will be kinda fun.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 08:33:00 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:08:50 AM
as much as I ain't a down fan...
the more I think about this the more I see the pro's.   

another melvins/biz/porn tour would have reeked of stagnation. 

my still-standing gripe though: the venues.    500 or less capacity clubs.. HIGHLY unlikely.
I'm thinking 1500 to 2000 capacity theaters.   I'll pay the extra coin but to see the MELVINS behind a sea of sweaty, hairy, beating-the-fuck-out-each-other moshers as opposed to seeing my own reflection in Buzz's new guitar doesn't do much for me.
yet at the same time something tells me the buildings will be upside-down and it will be kinda fun.
WHILE THERE'S MOSHING AT DOWN SHOWS, I THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING HOW BAD IT WILL BE.  I CAN'T THINK OF A DOWN SHOW I'VE BEEN TO IN RECENT MEMORY WHERE THE MOSHING HAS REALLY BEEN ALL THAT BAD.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
I just read over that thread at the DOWN message board that bUTTHOLEmAN posted.

now I feel all guilty and shit.

my apologies to down fans.   in classic cynical sarcastic MELVINS fan fashion we've ripped them and their band pretty bad.  they seem to have a much more open minded approach.    I've decided to readjust my stance and back off with the digs until I actually see this band.  honestly.. I am not horribly familiar with down's music besides a song here and a song there.     I welcome all DOWN fans.      except bigfil38. :)

oh,  and this guy.  who posted this on the down message board:

I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....
like 1991
they fucking suck......
puke
I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..
they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....
I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....
that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?
crap pure fucking crap
down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....
and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction

this guy I want to buy a beer.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 17, 2009, 08:57:26 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
in classic cynical sarcastic MELVINS fan fashion we've ripped them and their band pretty bad.  
:lol: i think you're right.i can see these guys were just curious with The Melvins,nothing more!i never heard Down,that's not the problem,i respect their fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 17, 2009, 09:20:59 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
I just read over that thread at the DOWN message board that bUTTHOLEmAN posted.

now I feel all guilty and shit.

my apologies to down fans.   in classic cynical sarcastic MELVINS fan fashion we've ripped them and their band pretty bad.  they seem to have a much more open minded approach.    I've decided to readjust my stance and back off with the digs until I actually see this band.  honestly.. I am not horribly familiar with down's music besides a song here and a song there.     I welcome all DOWN fans.      except bigfil38. :)

oh,  and this guy.  who posted this on the down message board:

I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....
like 1991
they fucking suck......
puke
I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..
they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....
I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....
that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?
crap pure fucking crap
down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....
and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction

this guy I want to buy a beer.


Capes.  :lol:

I just wanna see some dates. If they play here I'll be happy. Last time I saw Down here the crowd was decent, as decent as you can get in this town that is. I even was able to get up front close to the stage with no troubles.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 17, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:08:50 AM
as much as I ain't a down fan...
the more I think about this the more I see the pro's.   

another melvins/biz/porn tour would have reeked of stagnation. 

my still-standing gripe though: the venues.    500 or less capacity clubs.. HIGHLY unlikely.
I'm thinking 1500 to 2000 capacity theaters.   I'll pay the extra coin but to see the MELVINS behind a sea of sweaty, hairy, beating-the-fuck-out-each-other moshers as opposed to seeing my own reflection in Buzz's new guitar doesn't do much for me.
yet at the same time something tells me the buildings will be upside-down and it will be kinda fun.

Glen my good man, I think you nailed it.   :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 17, 2009, 10:09:23 AM
I could accept all down fans at some point, but i'll never accept anselhomo as being anything less than a total asshole.  me and many others feel cheated by his influence on what was a good friend and a cool guy.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Captain CoryCory on June 17, 2009, 10:55:37 AM
If they play, they play. If they play and they don't play anywhere near Lousiville, I'll be shit. How good was the crowd for the Melvins set at Headliner's in 2003?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 17, 2009, 11:04:11 AM
Quote from: Smellis on June 17, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 08:08:50 AM
as much as I ain't a down fan...
the more I think about this the more I see the pro's.   

another melvins/biz/porn tour would have reeked of stagnation. 

my still-standing gripe though: the venues.    500 or less capacity clubs.. HIGHLY unlikely.
I'm thinking 1500 to 2000 capacity theaters.   I'll pay the extra coin but to see the MELVINS behind a sea of sweaty, hairy, beating-the-fuck-out-each-other moshers as opposed to seeing my own reflection in Buzz's new guitar doesn't do much for me.
yet at the same time something tells me the buildings will be upside-down and it will be kinda fun.

Glen my good man, I think you nailed it.   :shock:

They'll still be playing the Showbox regardless so I don't really care about this wrinkle.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 17, 2009, 10:09:23 AM
I could accept all down fans at some point, but i'll never accept anselhomo as being anything less than a total asshole.  me and many others feel cheated by his influence on what was a good friend and a cool guy.

SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 11:38:18 AM
another gem from the down board:

"DOWN IS GONNA BLOW THAT UGLY OLD MAN IN THE DRESS OFF THE STAGE"

they're getting riled up over there now.  and I think they're coming for me.    you guys make a diversion while I quick-like make a username and avatar change.  nobody saw nothin.


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 11:38:18 AM
another gem from the down board:

"DOWN IS GONNA BLOW THAT UGLY OLD MAN IN THE DRESS OFF THE STAGE"

they're getting riled up over there now.  and I think they're coming for me.    you guys make a diversion while I quick-like make a username and avatar change.  nobody saw nothin.



ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU?  THEY SAID "MAN". :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 11:54:02 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 11:38:18 AM
another gem from the down board:

"DOWN IS GONNA BLOW THAT UGLY OLD MAN IN THE DRESS OFF THE STAGE"

they're getting riled up over there now.  and I think they're coming for me.    you guys make a diversion while I quick-like make a username and avatar change.  nobody saw nothin.



ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU?  THEY SAID "MAN". :?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

dude.. you crack me up.   did you happen to read what they posted about you?



" Now some fail-troll has signed up, not sure if from our boards or theres. Either way, trying to make Down fans look like idiots."


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:56:22 AM
I THINK THEY ACCUSED ME OF BEING A MELVINS BOARD MEMBER POSTING AS AN ALIAS. :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
I agree with Glen, however I think Farty may be onto something as well.  I don't have a personal gripe with Phil, but he seems like a giant tool.  I can appreciate that Katrina was a humbling and life changing experience for him, and I'm glad that he made it through, but he still seems like a tool, and not the good Adam Jones kind of tool responsible for great gig posters and the virus on HAT (which for those who don't know is a synth, I'm guessing the bit at the end of The Fool, The Meddling Idiot).

It'll definitely be interesting to see how the show turns out.  My only real gripe is that Melvins' set will likely be a bit shorter than normal.  Especially after the recent show with '83, 2-piece, and Houdini sets.

Anyone know where Down usually plays in Seattle?  I just hope to god it's not the Showbox SODO.  That concrete box can ruin any show.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
I see the mood has changed a whole lot here. People have realised they were actually being closeminded about Down's music (which the majority have admitted they've heard very little of) and their fans, who are welcoming of Melvins playing.

Kinda sounds like what I've been saying all along...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Anyone know where Down usually plays in Seattle?  I just hope to god it's not the Showbox SODO.  That concrete box can ruin any show.

OCTOBER 30, 2008 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
OCTOBER 5, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
MARCH 9, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ EL CORAZON
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
(which for those who don't know is a synth, I'm guessing the bit at the end of The Fool, The Meddling Idiot).


I think you want to scour around the antivermin seed to hear that.  toshi's got the keys on the fool.


3 cheers for phil!!
how bout a group hug?    


hello....   ??                                     anyone?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Anyone know where Down usually plays in Seattle?  I just hope to god it's not the Showbox SODO.  That concrete box can ruin any show.

OCTOBER 30, 2008 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
OCTOBER 5, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
MARCH 9, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ EL CORAZON
DAMMIT!  That place is terrible.  Even packed with people, it sounds like balls.  You should hear how bad it is in there during soundchecks when it's empty.  The worst standing-wave wash of reverb ever.  Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to put a music venue in a concrete rectangle is an asshole.  Useless venue.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 12:07:18 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
I see the mood has changed a whole lot here. People have realised they were actually being closeminded about Down's music (which the majority have admitted they've heard very little of) and their fans, who are welcoming of Melvins playing.

Kinda sounds like what I've been saying all along...
Hey where've you been?  Welcome back ol' pal!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Anyone know where Down usually plays in Seattle?  I just hope to god it's not the Showbox SODO.  That concrete box can ruin any show.

OCTOBER 30, 2008 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
OCTOBER 5, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
MARCH 9, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ EL CORAZON
DAMMIT!  That place is terrible.  Even packed with people, it sounds like balls.  You should hear how bad it is in there during soundchecks when it's empty.  The worst standing-wave wash of reverb ever.  Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to put a music venue in a concrete rectangle is an asshole.  Useless venue.
WORST VENUE I'VE PROBABLY BEEN TO IS HEADLINER'S IN TOLEDO, OH.  I SAW CLUTCH THERE, I THINK IN '08.  THE SETLIST DIDN'T HELP, IMO, BUT THE PLACE IS JUST AN OLD MACHINERY SHOP.  WE WERE IN THE MAIN ROOM (I GUESS THERE'S A SMALLER ROOM IN BACK THAT SOUNDS BETTER) AND THE ACOUSTICS WERE ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.

MY FRIEND IN TOLEDO ASKED ME TO COME DOWN WHEN THEY PLAYED THERE RECENTLY AND I REFUSED TO GO BECAUSE OF THE SOUND (WELL, THAT AND MY WIFE LAID THE LAW DOWN ON ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT GOING).  I GUESS THEY PLAYED IN THE SMALLER ROOM THERE AND HE SAID IT WAS PRETTY DECENT, BUT HOTTER THAN HELL.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: killcatley on June 17, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
I see the mood has changed a whole lot here. People have realised they were actually being closeminded about Down's music (which the majority have admitted they've heard very little of) and their fans, who are welcoming of Melvins playing.

Kinda sounds like what I've been saying all along...

My gut reaction was, well, reactionary but it's funny because that's totally true. You're approach was ridiculous. Do the ends really justify the means?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:17:55 PM
Quote from: killcatley on June 17, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
I see the mood has changed a whole lot here. People have realised they were actually being closeminded about Down's music (which the majority have admitted they've heard very little of) and their fans, who are welcoming of Melvins playing.

Kinda sounds like what I've been saying all along...

My gut reaction was, well, reactionary but it's funny because that's totally true. You're approach was ridiculous. Do the ends really justify the means?
THE ENDS ALWAYS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.  NO MATTER WHICH END YOU CRACK AN EGG ON, THE YOLK STILL OOZES OUT......THEN YOU MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS, AND MIX IN SOME CHEDDAR AND BRATWURST MEAT............AND SOME COFFEE..........AND MAYBE A LITTLE TOAST.......................THEN YOU DROP THE MOTHER OF ALL DEUCES TWO HOURS LATER.  THEN IT'S NAP TIME. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
(WELL, THAT AND MY WIFE LAID THE LAW DOWN ON ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT GOING)

you let your wife boss you around?

BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*only has the courage to type this becuase he knows his own wife does not read themelvins.netbbs*
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 17, 2009, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Anyone know where Down usually plays in Seattle?  I just hope to god it's not the Showbox SODO.  That concrete box can ruin any show.

OCTOBER 30, 2008 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
OCTOBER 5, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ SHOWBOX SODO
MARCH 9, 2007 - SEATTLE, WASHINGTON @ EL CORAZON
DAMMIT!  That place is terrible.  Even packed with people, it sounds like balls.  You should hear how bad it is in there during soundchecks when it's empty.  The worst standing-wave wash of reverb ever.  Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to put a music venue in a concrete rectangle is an asshole.  Useless venue.

I totally agree.  Showbox Market is a little smaller (1100 vs 1500 capacity), but sounds about a million times better.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM
The idea behind the trolling was basically to play up to the stereotype of Down fans which had been said in here. I can't actually remember why now  :lol: Fo' shits'n'giggles?

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:23:52 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
(WELL, THAT AND MY WIFE LAID THE LAW DOWN ON ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT GOING)

you let your wife boss you around?

BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*only has the courage to type this becuase he knows his own wife does not read themelvins.netbbs*

I LET HER THINK SHE BOSSES ME AROUND BY DOING WHAT SHE TELLS ME TO DO.  I SHOWED HER.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM
The idea behind the trolling was basically to play up to the stereotype of Down fans which had been said in here. I can't actually remember why now  :lol: Fo' shits'n'giggles?

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

WHO'S TROLLING?  I'M PRETTY MUCH SPOT-ON WITH MY NORMAL ROUTINE. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM
The idea behind the trolling was basically to play up to the stereotype of Down fans which had been said in here. I can't actually remember why now  :lol: Fo' shits'n'giggles?

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

WHO'S TROLLING?  I'M PRETTY MUCH SPOT-ON WITH MY NORMAL ROUTINE. :P
BUT WITH ADDED CAPS  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

I dig what you're saying there.  perhaps my respect comment was slightly off.  I do, or at least DID like COC at one time.  pantera.. not so much.  crowbar.. not so much.   but the cats have the years in.

my point was that I can confidently say that SLAYER is held in higher esteem here than DOWN is.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM
The idea behind the trolling was basically to play up to the stereotype of Down fans which had been said in here. I can't actually remember why now  :lol: Fo' shits'n'giggles?

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

WHO'S TROLLING?  I'M PRETTY MUCH SPOT-ON WITH MY NORMAL ROUTINE. :P
BUT WITH ADDED CAPS  :lol:

I'M LOSING MY HEARING.  STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HANDICAPPED. *INSERT MIDDLE FINGER SMILEY*
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:36:11 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

I dig what you're saying there.  perhaps my respect comment was slightly off.  I do, or at least DID like COC at one time.  pantera.. not so much.  crowbar.. not so much.   but the cats have the years in.

my point was that I can confidently say that SLAYER is held in higher esteem here than DOWN is.

To be honest, I liked Slayer when I was 14, but they grew boring and monotonous quick. To me;

Down
Crowbar
Superjoint Ritual
Eyehategod
Clearlight
Pantera
CoC

etc...is a display of constant varied music writing . Respectz from me.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:40:21 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:36:11 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM

I still resent the comment that the bands members haven't earned any respect. They are all incredibly hard working musicians who have been make music in countless bands for over 20 years.

I dig what you're saying there.  perhaps my respect comment was slightly off.  I do, or at least DID like COC at one time.  pantera.. not so much.  crowbar.. not so much.   but the cats have the years in.

my point was that I can confidently say that SLAYER is held in higher esteem here than DOWN is.

To be honest, I liked Slayer when I was 14, but they grew boring and monotonous quick. To me;

Down
Crowbar
Superjoint Ritual
Eyehategod
Clearlight
Pantera
CoC

etc...is a display of constant varied music writing . Respectz from me.

ALL THOSE EXCEPT SJR AND EHG ARE GREAT.  SJR IS STILL SOME OF THE WORST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE.  EHG HAS SOME NICE RIFFS, BUT HAS SOME OF THE MOST EAR-BLEEDING, GOD-AWFUL VOCALS I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

I'LL KNOW I'M IN HELL WHEN ALL I HEAR IS SJR.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:41:53 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
SO YOU'RE A JAMES EARL JONES FAN?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 12:41:53 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
SO YOU'RE A JAMES EARL JONES FAN?

how could you noit be? darth fuckin' vader alone?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:58:35 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
Lololol I think that may be the only thing we have in common. Doom/stoner my favourite genre of music.

I'm also a massive fan of Dubstep...the slowest bassiest music ever created. If you haven't heard of it yet, it'll be taking over your electronic music scene soon  8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 01:00:42 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:58:35 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
Lololol I think that may be the only thing we have in common. Doom/stoner my favourite genre of music.

I'm also a massive fan of Dubstep...the slowest bassiest music ever created. If you haven't heard of it yet, it'll be taking over your electronic music scene soon  8)

did you say DUB?  :shock:..........hmmm.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 01:01:07 PM
weve all had our run ins with dubstep, i can guarantee you. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 17, 2009, 01:13:24 PM
QuoteTo be honest, I liked Slayer when I was 14, but they grew boring and monotonous quick. To me;

Down
Crowbar
Superjoint Ritual
Eyehategod
Clearlight
Pantera
CoC

I still like Slayer (and Testament, Exodus, etc.... mostly for nostalgic purposes).  From your list there I definitely like Down, Eyehategod, and Pantera.  CoC's earliest stuff still holds up, but I haven't really been impressed for years and years by them.  I always kind of thought Crowbar and SJR were jokes.  Weedeater are one of my favs and would fit nicely in your list.  Music is a personal thing and tastes on this board run the gamut.  I mean, I love hip-hop, techno, jazz, death metal, grindcore, alt-country-punk-bluegrass (Hank III, Those Poor Bastards, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, 16 Horsepower, Legendary Shack Shakers, etc.), and Frank Sinatra.  I guess it all comes down (no pun intended) to the music, and how it makes me feel, than the "genre". 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
My tastes pretty much fit into; metal (most varieties), electronic music (mainly dubstep & dnb), reggae, hip-hop, classic rock.

Most stuff outside those genres doesn't do it for me. Obviously some exceptions.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 01:30:04 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
My tastes pretty much fit into; metal (most varieties), electronic music (mainly dubstep & dnb), reggae, hip-hop, classic rock.

Most stuff outside those genres doesn't do it for me. Obviously some exceptions.

HAIR METAL?  YOU'RE THE BIGGEST CLOSET POISON FAN AROUND, AREN'T YOU?

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 01:34:42 PM
When I wrote 'metal' I was thinking...wait, better write 'most varieties' because some entire subgenres suck balls, like hair metal  :lol:

Saying that, I  bought and liked Power Metal (confusing actually a hair metal abum...) by Pantera.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: TheSwingSet on June 17, 2009, 01:37:10 PM
wow, i just had to catch up on 10+ pages of madness.....
I'm very interested in this tour. DOWN aren't a bad band by any means. My only dissapointment is that the Melvins will have a shorter set. But Oh Well, I will take what i can get. I'm curious if there will be any NC Dates, i can only think of a handfull of venues they could play at...(The Cat's Cradle is just getting too small for Melvins/Big Business tours as it is)....
and for what its worth i love COC. I think Deliverance is a fine album and there last with Stanton Moore on drums was pretty damn heavy and groovy.
Indeed.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: crazydude1992 on June 17, 2009, 01:44:53 PM
Wow. There are many Melvins super-fans in here. :lol:  Down have some great songs: Bury Me In Smoke, Lysergik Funeral Procession, Learn From This Mistake, Nothing In Return, Eyes Of The South, just to name a few...Its better than a 2nd rate Melvins ripoff :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 01:57:04 PM
When you're alone
And life is making you lonely,
You can always go DOWNtown
When you've got worries,
All the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, DOWNtown

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
DOWNtown, things'll be great when you're
DOWNtown, no finer place for sure,
DOWNtown, everything's waiting for you
(DOWNtown)

Don't hang around
And let your problems surround you
There are movie shows DOWNtown
Maybe you know
Some little places to go to
Where they never close DOWNtown

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossanova
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over
Happy again

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
DOWNtown where all the lights are bright,
DOWNtown, waiting for you tonight,
DOWNtown, you're gonna be alright now
(DOWNtownDOWNtown)

DOWNtown
(DOWNtown)

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along

So, maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares and go
DOWNtown, things'll be great when you're
DOWNtown, don't wait a minute more,
DOWNtown, everything's waiting for you

DOWNtown (DOWNtown)DOWNtown (DOWNtown)
DOWNtown (DOWNtown) DOWNtown (DOWNtown)
(repeat and fade out)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Bitches of Copacabana on June 17, 2009, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 17, 2009, 12:58:35 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
im thinking that maybe the main difference between us all, is that melvins fans appreciate the slow, bassier things in life.
but i may be wrong.   :P
Lololol I think that may be the only thing we have in common. Doom/stoner my favourite genre of music.

I'm also a massive fan of Dubstep...the slowest bassiest music ever created. If you haven't heard of it yet, it'll be taking over your electronic music scene soon  8)
I heard all this buzz about "London Zoo" so I gave it a chance.  Glad I did.  Haven't really researched the "dubstep" genre though do you have any recommendations other than previous records by the Bug?

//off on a tangent, sorry
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 17, 2009, 02:08:09 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
Just be sure to pat with your caps lock key on.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST. :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 17, 2009, 02:08:09 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
Just be sure to pat with your caps lock key on.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON?  HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON?  I DON'T LIKE THOSE ASSUMPTIONS.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
do you hold down the shift button? that sounds more tedious than anyone would be interested in. hell, if you put that kinda
effort into working a 9-5 job, maybe you wouldnt have near 100 posts on a board that you registered at 2 days ago. :-D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST. :?

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:34:42 PM
Don't bring me down, no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down

Don't bring me down, no no no no no


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.


your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 17, 2009, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
do you hold down the shift button? that sounds more tedious than anyone would be interested in. hell, if you put that kinda
effort into working a 9-5 job, maybe you wouldnt have near 100 posts on a board that you registered at 2 days ago. :-D
reference my sig.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.


your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.
I find that to be quite offensive.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 03:40:29 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.


your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.
I find that to be quite offensive.
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/normal_The-Simpsons-Nelson.jpg)
You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 05:02:49 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 17, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
do you hold down the shift button? that sounds more tedious than anyone would be interested in. hell, if you put that kinda
effort into working a 9-5 job, maybe you wouldnt have near 100 posts on a board that you registered at 2 days ago. :-D
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.  I take the same approach with my jobs.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST. :?

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.
Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there. 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST. :?

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.
Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there. 8)
WHOA!!  WHAT WITH THE NO ALL CAPS?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 05:09:21 PM
You've all been busy.  I didn't check in here for a couple hours and all of a sudden there's five new pages.  For the record, I'm a total convert.  I think these Down fans are great and hope they stick around here on the board for much more amusement and good times to come.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 05:20:02 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 03:40:29 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.


your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.
I find that to be quite offensive.
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/normal_The-Simpsons-Nelson.jpg)
You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me. :D
OK yeah, but it's "eye catching" isn't it...

I'm just messing with the "your maw" stuff , just feelin it out up in here.

Looka, I'm like Down fan but first and for most I'm a Melvins fanatic. Ever since first seeing them in the summer of '86 at a all ages day show at a place in new orleans called jed's, just one block off the mississippi uptown. They played Kiss covers and had Kiss posters or tapestries on their tall amps which totally blew me away, dang 'ole kiss fan since '76, yeah thats right....
Anyway, I know people who know people who know people so I heard they was cuttin on down here and had to peep it out, now I'm glad I came here cause I just got reminded of the fact that the Melvins have been easin since Houdini.
Anyway, I'm lookin forward to hangin with Melvins fans at this show cause they the Melvins
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 05:20:02 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 03:40:29 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Your maw Don't bring me down, no no no no no.


your maw just bought a new pair of knee pads, 'cause she dun wore out the old ones.........down there.......I'm pointing at my penis.
I find that to be quite offensive.
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/normal_The-Simpsons-Nelson.jpg)
You don't really think Super Awesome Obama Man is a racist do you ? 'cause that's way more offensive than you mom blowing me. :D
OK yeah, but it's "eye catching" isn't it...

I'm just messing with the "your maw" stuff , just feelin it out up in here.

Looka, I'm like Down fan but first and for most I'm a Melvins fanatic. Ever since first seeing them in the summer of '86 at a all ages day show at a place in new orleans called jed's, just one block off the mississippi uptown. They played Kiss covers and had Kiss posters or tapestries on their tall amps which totally blew me away, dang 'ole kiss fan since '76, yeah thats right....
Anyway, I know people who know people who know people so I heard they was cuttin on down here and had to peep it out, now I'm glad I came here cause I just got reminded of the fact that the Melvins have been easin since Houdini.
Anyway, I'm lookin forward to hangin with Melvins fans at this show cause they the Melvins
Welcome....I've seen a few Melvins shows in NOLA myself......and your mom was really gentle and kind,tell her I said hi.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 17, 2009, 05:31:36 PM
Yes indeed...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 17, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Quote from: glen on June 17, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
the first person to post dates and venues earns a coupon for one hearty pat on the back from yours truly.
HOW LOW WILL YOU BE PATTING?

its one singular pat.  don't get greedy.  I don't just dish the damn things out to every tom, dick and randall that shows up at the melvins message board.
ALL DICKS GET THE MOST PATTING THOUGH.  BE HONEST. :?

you're really starting to reach now.   its falling apart on you quickly.  I'd suggest a regroup and inventory check.
Inventory?  What do i need to inventory?  There ain't shit rollin' around up there. 8)
WHOA!!  WHAT WITH THE NO ALL CAPS?
I WAS TRYING TO BLEND.  I FAILED.  MORE FAIL TO COME SOON. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 17, 2009, 07:25:37 PM
The melvins have spoiled us by being the best band in the world and now outsiders tend to think we are snobby about other music.   

I speak for myself but after the melvins most bands, including down, seemed tame and lame. 






Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 17, 2009, 07:36:34 PM
What's up Doc.?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: I am the Sun on June 17, 2009, 07:37:00 PM
the good doctor is alive!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on June 17, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
 Since this tour seems to be a go, I think it's time Melvins do another whole album live, and what a better time to bring back Collosus Of Destiny :lol:. Throw in a few from Prick or an encore too.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 17, 2009, 08:10:45 PM
Welcome back, Doc!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 17, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 17, 2009, 07:25:37 PM
The melvins have spoiled us by being the best band in the world and now outsiders tend to think we are snobby about other music.   




I think that sums it up perfectly.

I have to admit when I first heard of this I was very skeptical.  I listened to Down and didn't like it at first.  After a bit though, I'm interested.  I'm very much looking forward to seeing them live. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 17, 2009, 08:39:08 PM
I love how this thread grows four pages everyday!  It's like watching a baby grow into a grotesque monster! 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 17, 2009, 09:04:47 PM
I still haven't seen any dates.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
I have a software program that converts ALL CAPS to Upper and lower.
I was testing it out on a few of fil38's posts because I'm getting tired of PM's
from people complaining about his use of ALL CAPS IN EVERY POST.
](*,)

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 17, 2009, 09:33:08 PM
Quote from: violent office on June 17, 2009, 09:04:47 PM
I still haven't seen any dates.
Give it a week or two.  

Keep your eyes here  http://www.down-nola.com/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: dead mike on June 17, 2009, 09:45:44 PM
Quote from: TheSwingSet on June 17, 2009, 01:37:10 PM
(The Cat's Cradle is just getting too small for Melvins/Big Business tours as it is)....
I really hope you're wrong about this. Because, damn it, I just fucking moved to Carrboro -- Cat's Cradle is about a fifteen minute walk away from me -- and I was looking forward to FINALLY seeing some decent bands play where I live.

Ah well ... at least there's The Jesus Lizard to look forward to in November!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 17, 2009, 10:54:15 PM
Quote from: Dr.Benway on June 17, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
Did I miss anything while I was away?

Nah. Welcome back.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:35:15 PM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
I have a software program that converts ALL CAPS to Upper and lower.
I was testing it out on a few of fil38's posts because I'm getting tired of PM's
from people complaining about his use of ALL CAPS IN EVERY POST.
I didn't know that censorship was a fundamental part of this board.  Interesting.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 11:38:13 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: it's not
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:11:52 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?
:lol:
What about fixing spelling mistakes and blatant grammatical errors as well?  Nothing's worse than misuse of there/their/they're, your/you're, and to/two/too.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 18, 2009, 12:55:38 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?
i don't capitalize the first letter because i'm lazy.
you use all caps because you're an anal retentive asshole.

just sayin'.


i'm actually happy to see the dr. again! hello, doc! we've got obama stuff to discuss. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 18, 2009, 01:34:18 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
I believe the Melvins have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

the slugs (pre crowbar) opened for them in 1990 in New Orleans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 18, 2009, 03:00:42 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?

You aren't being censored.  He's making your posts readable so in a way it's the opposite.  I've skipped over many of your posts because of caps lock.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
because I'm getting tired of PM's from people complaining about his use of ALL CAPS IN EVERY POST.

Wow. That's pretty pathetic that people are actually taking the time to pm you about something so incredibly trivial.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 18, 2009, 08:49:51 AM
I'm not gonna mention any names, but I agree with you.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:43:25 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:11:52 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?
:lol:
What about fixing spelling mistakes and blatant grammatical errors as well?  Nothing's worse than misuse of there/their/they're, your/you're, and to/two/too.
I LIKE HOW YOU THINK.  :D/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 18, 2009, 12:55:38 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?
i don't capitalize the first letter because i'm lazy.
you use all caps because you're an anal retentive asshole.

just sayin'.


i'm actually happy to see the dr. again! hello, doc! we've got obama stuff to discuss. :P
SO YOU'RE LAZY WITHOUT CAPS LOCK, AND I'M LAZY WITH IT.  AND I'M THE ONE WHO GETS EDITED.  GOT IT!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:46:53 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on June 18, 2009, 03:00:42 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 17, 2009, 11:41:02 PM
INTERESTING.  I GOT CENSORED AGAIN.  I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER CAPS.

IF I PM YOU BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD OF A SENTENCE, WILL YOU EDIT THEIR POSTS FOR ME?

You aren't being censored.  He's making your posts readable so in a way it's the opposite.  I've skipped over many of your posts because of caps lock.
UNREADABLE?  DO YOU NOT LOOK AT BILLBOARDS ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THEY PUT ALL THE TEXT IN CAPS?  SOUNDS LIKE A STRANGE PHOBIA TO ME. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:48:10 AM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
because I'm getting tired of PM's from people complaining about his use of ALL CAPS IN EVERY POST.

Wow. That's pretty pathetic that people are actually taking the time to pm you about something so incredibly trivial.
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SENT? :|
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:48:32 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 18, 2009, 08:49:51 AM
I'm not gonna mention any names, but I agree with you.
YOU AGREE BUT YOU TAKE THE TIME TO CHANGE MY POSTS TO LOWERCASE? :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 09:50:07 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:48:10 AM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM
because I'm getting tired of PM's from people complaining about his use of ALL CAPS IN EVERY POST.

Wow. That's pretty pathetic that people are actually taking the time to pm you about something so incredibly trivial.
HOW MANY HAVE YOU SENT? :|

8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
I'VE BEEN A CROWBAR FAN FOR A WHILE NOW, AND FOR THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT'S PLAYED WITH THE TYPE OF MESSAGES THAT ARE CONVEYED IN THE MUSIC, I PERSONALLY THINK HIS VOCALS GO GOOD WITH THE MUSIC.  HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANY CONTESTS SINGING A CAPELLA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, BUT NEITHER WILL NEIL FROM CLUTCH, WHO I THINK HAS A PERFECT VOICE FOR CLUTCH'S MUSIC.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
I'VE BEEN A CROWBAR FAN FOR A WHILE NOW, AND FOR THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT'S PLAYED WITH THE TYPE OF MESSAGES THAT ARE CONVEYED IN THE MUSIC, I PERSONALLY THINK HIS VOCALS GO GOOD WITH THE MUSIC.  HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANY CONTESTS SINGING A CAPELLA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, BUT NEITHER WILL NEIL FROM CLUTCH, WHO I THINK HAS A PERFECT VOICE FOR CLUTCH'S MUSIC.

Half of the problem with Phil is that he stops the show 18 times during the show to tell everyone how cool he is and then take a 10 min. break to smoke a joint and then talk some more 'bout how he fucked your girlfriend.... I would have loved when I was 14,but that shit is so played out and boring to me now....just a waste of time. I just don't get it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
I'VE BEEN A CROWBAR FAN FOR A WHILE NOW, AND FOR THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT'S PLAYED WITH THE TYPE OF MESSAGES THAT ARE CONVEYED IN THE MUSIC, I PERSONALLY THINK HIS VOCALS GO GOOD WITH THE MUSIC.  HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANY CONTESTS SINGING A CAPELLA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, BUT NEITHER WILL NEIL FROM CLUTCH, WHO I THINK HAS A PERFECT VOICE FOR CLUTCH'S MUSIC.

Half of the problem with Phil is that he stops the show 18 times during the show to tell everyone how cool he is and then take a 10 min. break to smoke a joint and then talk some more 'bout how he fucked your girlfriend.... I would have loved when I was 14,but that shit is so played out and boring to me now....just a waste of time. I just don't get it.

I agree with that. I saw SJR in Milwaukee and I think he rambled incoherently more than he actually played any songs. The band looked incredibly pissed. Hopefully he doesn't do any of that shit at these shows.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
I'VE BEEN A CROWBAR FAN FOR A WHILE NOW, AND FOR THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT'S PLAYED WITH THE TYPE OF MESSAGES THAT ARE CONVEYED IN THE MUSIC, I PERSONALLY THINK HIS VOCALS GO GOOD WITH THE MUSIC.  HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANY CONTESTS SINGING A CAPELLA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, BUT NEITHER WILL NEIL FROM CLUTCH, WHO I THINK HAS A PERFECT VOICE FOR CLUTCH'S MUSIC.

Half of the problem with Phil is that he stops the show 18 times during the show to tell everyone how cool he is and then take a 10 min. break to smoke a joint and then talk some more 'bout how he fucked your girlfriend.... I would have loved when I was 14,but that shit is so played out and boring to me now....just a waste of time. I just don't get it.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PHIL HAS TO DO WITH THIS DISCUSSION.  WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CROWBAR AND SINGING STYLES. :?

BUT SINCE YOUR BROUGHT IT UP, DESPITE HIS RANTS ON THE STAGE, PHIL USUALLY DOES A NICE JOB ON THE MIC.  WHEN DOWN FIRST CAME OFF HIATUS, HIS VOCALS STRUGGLED AT TIMES AS IT WAS OBVIOUS HE WAS RUSTY FROM NOT PLAYING, AND I THINK HE WAS PRETTY FRESH OFF OF BACK SURGERY.  BUT FOR MY MONEY, BASED OFF THE BOOTLEGS THAT ARE CIRCULATING, NOTHING TOPS PHIL'S VOCALS WITH DOWN BACK DURING THE '95 SHOWS.  HE SOUNDED SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE.  BOOTLEGS ARE ALWAYS GOOD TO RATE VOCALS BECAUSE THERE'S NO MIXING AND NO TINKERING WITH THE SOUND, SO LOTS OF TIMES YOU CAN GET A TRUE READING ON HOW GOOD SOMEONE SOUNDED IN CONCERT.  EVEN BEING AT THE CONCERT DOESN'T COMPARE TO HEARING A BOOTLEG OF A SHOW TO RATE VOCALS, IMO.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 18, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: anaconda on June 17, 2009, 09:26:03 PM

p.s. personally I think down is a legitimately talented band, you can't
fault a band with a member of Crowbar in it.I believe the Melvins
have actually name-checked Crowbar in the past, and may have even
shared the bill with them at some point.

The band is OK, it's their singer that sucks.
I'VE BEEN A CROWBAR FAN FOR A WHILE NOW, AND FOR THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT'S PLAYED WITH THE TYPE OF MESSAGES THAT ARE CONVEYED IN THE MUSIC, I PERSONALLY THINK HIS VOCALS GO GOOD WITH THE MUSIC.  HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANY CONTESTS SINGING A CAPELLA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, BUT NEITHER WILL NEIL FROM CLUTCH, WHO I THINK HAS A PERFECT VOICE FOR CLUTCH'S MUSIC.

Half of the problem with Phil is that he stops the show 18 times during the show to tell everyone how cool he is and then take a 10 min. break to smoke a joint and then talk some more 'bout how he fucked your girlfriend.... I would have loved when I was 14,but that shit is so played out and boring to me now....just a waste of time. I just don't get it.

I agree with that. I saw SJR in Milwaukee and I think he rambled incoherently more than he actually played any songs. The band looked incredibly pissed. Hopefully he doesn't do any of that shit at these shows.
HE WILL, BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE AS LENGTHY.  IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, HE WAS BATTLING PLENTY OF DEMONS WHILE SJR WAS STILL TOGETHER, SO IT PROBABLY ADDED TO HIS STATE OF MIND AND STAGE DEMEANOR.  THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES I SAW THEM, WHILE HE STILL TALKS A DECENT AMOUNT BETWEEN SONGS, IT'S NOT AS LENGTHY AS WHAT I ORIGINALLY REMEMBER.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 18, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
How would you rate his 30 min rants on those bootlegs? Are they more coherent now? Do they lack the raw energy of the earlier shows?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
How would you rate his 30 min rants on those bootlegs? Are they more coherent now? Do they lack the raw energy of the earlier shows?
HE NEVER RANTED FOR 30 MINUTES. :-$
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 18, 2009, 11:28:08 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
How would you rate his 30 min rants on those bootlegs? Are they more coherent now? Do they lack the raw energy of the earlier shows?
HE NEVER RANTED FOR 30 MINUTES. :-$

He sure did the last time I saw Down.  ](*,)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 11:28:08 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
How would you rate his 30 min rants on those bootlegs? Are they more coherent now? Do they lack the raw energy of the earlier shows?
HE NEVER RANTED FOR 30 MINUTES. :-$

He sure did the last time I saw Down.  ](*,)
30 MINUTES AT ONE TIME, OR 30 MINUTES OVER THE COURSE OF THE WHOLE SHOW?  I'LL GIVE YOU 28 MINUTES OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHOW.  BUT 30?  MAN, THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 18, 2009, 11:34:10 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 11:28:08 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: rictus on June 18, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
How would you rate his 30 min rants on those bootlegs? Are they more coherent now? Do they lack the raw energy of the earlier shows?
HE NEVER RANTED FOR 30 MINUTES. :-$

He sure did the last time I saw Down.  ](*,)
30 MINUTES AT ONE TIME, OR 30 MINUTES OVER THE COURSE OF THE WHOLE SHOW?  I'LL GIVE YOU 28 MINUTES OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHOW.  BUT 30?  MAN, THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

It was crazy talk, I couldn't make out but a few words here and there. The rest of the band had this look on there faces like; 'here we go again'. 30 minutes of music would have been preferable.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.

I nominate Neil Hamburger as downs new singer.

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/hamburger_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: DC on June 18, 2009, 12:23:16 PM
Ever been like, nunchaku'd to the ballsac? That's what reading this thread is like. And probably how I'm gonna feel after I limp away from the weedeater/melvins sets. Down, well, I'll stick around. I'm open to new things. I'll definitely be moving to the rear of the venue.
OF THE VENUE FARTMAN.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:26:46 PM
Quote from: Dc on June 18, 2009, 12:23:16 PM
Ever been like, nunchaku'd to the ballsac? That's what reading this thread is like. And probably how I'm gonna feel after I limp away from the weedeater/melvins sets. Down, well, I'll stick around. I'm open to new things. I'll definitely be moving to the rear of the venue.
OF THE VENUE FARTMAN.
HARPO'S IN DETROIT WAS ALWAYS A GOOD PLACE TO WATCH DOWN TO STAY OUT OF THE NONSENSE.  IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE FLOOR, YOU CAN STAY ON THE SECOND LEVEL NEAR THE RAILING AND HAVE A GOOD VIEW OF THE SHOW, AS WELL AS GET GOOD SOUND.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: blewis on June 18, 2009, 12:29:36 PM
Why are we even still discussing this without
solid dates yet?


I saw Pantera 4 times in one year about
14 years ago...and I loved it. The first time
I saw them, they co-headlined with
Wrathchild America during the Cowboys From Hell Tour.
Fucking killed.

I bought the first DOWN disc when it came out and was hella
disappointed...

and NO, I haven't listened to them since except brief excerpts
of music I run into on the interwebs. I don't hate them...
but I don't like them. I would buy a ticket with their name
on it though, as long as The Melvins were opening.

This was a rant...still no dates.....

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
So true Down fans are actually there to watch Phil rant?  I might be a Down fan after all.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.

I nominate Neil Hamburger as downs new singer.

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/seder71/hamburger_1.jpg)
Now that would be kickass.  He was the singer in Faxed Head, and that band rocks!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
While we're on the subject of Pantera and since we've had lots of recent ranting about Toshi's production (oh by the way, Toshi is in the new MIX magazine), I always felt like that was a band with really good riffs and decent songs, but the production values were always straight up awful.  The drums sound like they may as well be electronic, the guitar tones are always sterile scooped mid garbage, and the bass tone was never anything special.  I feel like if they'd forced Dime to play a real guitar through a real amp with real distortion, and had someone record them that knew how to make drums sound live, their albums would have been MUCH better than they were.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
So true Down fans are actually there to watch Phil rant?  I might be a Down fan after all.
NO.  MOST OF US ARE THERE FOR THE MUSIC.  LISTENING TO PHIL RANT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO ACCEPT IF WE WANT TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, MUCH LIKE GUNS N ROSES FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT FROM AXL.  OR HOW SLIPKNOT FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCKING BAND MEMBERS LOOK LIKE.  OR HOW MELVINS FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BUZZ IS ALLERGIC TO BRUSHES AND COMBS.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: irezumi on June 18, 2009, 12:52:21 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
So true Down fans are actually there to watch Phil rant?  I might be a Down fan after all.
NO.  MOST OF US ARE THERE FOR THE MUSIC.  LISTENING TO PHIL RANT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO ACCEPT IF WE WANT TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, MUCH LIKE GUNS N ROSES FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT FROM AXL.  OR HOW SLIPKNOT FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCKING BAND MEMBERS LOOK LIKE.  OR HOW MELVINS FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BUZZ IS ALLERGIC TO BRUSHES AND COMBS.


(http://www.yetanothermansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuckyeah-capslock.jpg)


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:52:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
While we're on the subject of Pantera and since we've had lots of recent ranting about Toshi's production (oh by the way, Toshi is in the new MIX magazine), I always felt like that was a band with really good riffs and decent songs, but the production values were always straight up awful.  The drums sound like they may as well be electronic, the guitar tones are always sterile scooped mid garbage, and the bass tone was never anything special.  I feel like if they'd forced Dime to play a real guitar through a real amp with real distortion, and had someone record them that knew how to make drums sound live, their albums would have been MUCH better than they were.  Oh well.
I COULDN'T DISAGREE MORE, EXCEPT POSSIBLY FOR THE COWBOYS FROM HELL ALBUM.  BUT THAT ALBUM WAS STILL A STARTING POINT FOR THE BAND IN TERMS OF COMMERCIAL SUCCESS, AND THEY WERE STILL COMING OUT OF BEING A BORDERLINE OR FULL-BLOWN GLAM ROCK BAND, DEPENDING ON YOUR POV.  I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THE PRODUCTION ON PANTERA ALBUMS, AND NEVER THOUGHT, EXCEPT FOR CFH, THAT VINNIE'S DRUMS SOUNDED ELECTRONIC.  I'M ESPECIALLY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OVER YOUR OBSERVATION OF DIME'S GUITAR WORK.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Quote from: irezumi on June 18, 2009, 12:52:21 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
So true Down fans are actually there to watch Phil rant?  I might be a Down fan after all.
NO.  MOST OF US ARE THERE FOR THE MUSIC.  LISTENING TO PHIL RANT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO ACCEPT IF WE WANT TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, MUCH LIKE GUNS N ROSES FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT FROM AXL.  OR HOW SLIPKNOT FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCKING BAND MEMBERS LOOK LIKE.  OR HOW MELVINS FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BUZZ IS ALLERGIC TO BRUSHES AND COMBS.


(http://www.yetanothermansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuckyeah-capslock.jpg)



:lol:

NICE RACK.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 01:01:40 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:52:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
While we're on the subject of Pantera and since we've had lots of recent ranting about Toshi's production (oh by the way, Toshi is in the new MIX magazine), I always felt like that was a band with really good riffs and decent songs, but the production values were always straight up awful.  The drums sound like they may as well be electronic, the guitar tones are always sterile scooped mid garbage, and the bass tone was never anything special.  I feel like if they'd forced Dime to play a real guitar through a real amp with real distortion, and had someone record them that knew how to make drums sound live, their albums would have been MUCH better than they were.  Oh well.
I COULDN'T DISAGREE MORE, EXCEPT POSSIBLY FOR THE COWBOYS FROM HELL ALBUM.  BUT THAT ALBUM WAS STILL A STARTING POINT FOR THE BAND IN TERMS OF COMMERCIAL SUCCESS, AND THEY WERE STILL COMING OUT OF BEING A BORDERLINE OR FULL-BLOWN GLAM ROCK BAND, DEPENDING ON YOUR POV.  I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THE PRODUCTION ON PANTERA ALBUMS, AND NEVER THOUGHT, EXCEPT FOR CFH, THAT VINNIE'S DRUMS SOUNDED ELECTRONIC.  I'M ESPECIALLY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OVER YOUR OBSERVATION OF DIME'S GUITAR WORK.
You misunderstand me.  I think Dime was a phenomenal guitar player and very talented.  I simply can't abide scooped mid hyper compressed distortions like the Boss Metal Zone.  Give me a dirty ol' Rat or Fuzz Face any day of the week.  I want an electric guitar (especially in metal) to sound like it's gonna melt your face off, and you just can't get that without midrange.  Most of the tone of an electric guitar is in the mids.  Scoop those out and you just killed the sound of the instrument.  And while I respect your right to like the sound of the drums on Pantera records, they sound like balls.  Overly clean, compressed, and sterile.  If Pantera had been recorded by someone like Albini who can really capture the sound of a band in their natural state and not overproduce them, I'd probably still listen to those records.  As it is, I just listened to Pantera yesterday for the first time in almost a decade and instantly remembered why I stopped listening to them.  I'm glad you like that sound though!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 01:02:51 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Quote from: irezumi on June 18, 2009, 12:52:21 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
This is starting to sound like a great comedy routine.  I'm really starting to look forward to seeing Down now just to see all the fans wishing the band was playing more music, while Phil mumbles about who knows what.  Good times.
I THINK YOUR HOPES ARE TOO HIGH.  ALL THE FANS AT THE SHOW WHO ARE REALLY WISHING DOWN WOULD PLAY MORE MUSIC ARE ALL THE FANS THAT ARE FROM HERE, WHO HAVE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER THE MELVINS. :lol:
So true Down fans are actually there to watch Phil rant?  I might be a Down fan after all.
NO.  MOST OF US ARE THERE FOR THE MUSIC.  LISTENING TO PHIL RANT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO ACCEPT IF WE WANT TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, MUCH LIKE GUNS N ROSES FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT FROM AXL.  OR HOW SLIPKNOT FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCKING BAND MEMBERS LOOK LIKE.  OR HOW MELVINS FANS HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BUZZ IS ALLERGIC TO BRUSHES AND COMBS.


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:lol:

NICE RACK.
Nice beard.  For a sec' I thought that was Jared.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 18, 2009, 01:03:21 PM
I THOUGHT IT WAS NEIL BUSTING OUT "BURNING BEARD". :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
He was the singer in Faxed Head, and that band rocks!

Hahaha, is that true?  I had no idea.  Awesome factor +1
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 18, 2009, 01:32:21 PM
http://loresviscera.blogspot.com/2007/10/faxed-head.html
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 01:42:26 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

and the do a song called 'Pantera Lines'. I didn't know he had a band either, just thought it would be funny.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 01:42:26 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

and the do a song called 'Pantera Lines'. I didn't know he had a band either, just thought it would be funny.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Turkington

He's been in a number of bands, and founded Amarillo Records.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

did you know he was mr bungle's tour manager? also for link wray.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

did you know he was mr bungle's tour manager? also for link wray.
I was just reading that in the wikipedia article.  Hence the Patton connection, and Ipecac reissuing Great Phone Calls.  Hilarious disc by the way, if you don't own it you should.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

did you know he was mr bungle's tour manager? also for link wray.
I was just reading that in the wikipedia article.  Hence the Patton connection, and Ipecac reissuing Great Phone Calls.  Hilarious disc by the way, if you don't own it you should.

but, there's hundreds of albums i 'should' own, even more so than the great phone calls album which i've never heard.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 02:22:14 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 18, 2009, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 18, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: U3x Danny on June 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
That's fucking rich.  I bought some of their music years ago based on the Trey Spruance connection, but never knew about the Hamburger thing.

did you know he was mr bungle's tour manager? also for link wray.
I was just reading that in the wikipedia article.  Hence the Patton connection, and Ipecac reissuing Great Phone Calls.  Hilarious disc by the way, if you don't own it you should.

but, there's hundreds of albums i 'should' own, even more so than the great phone calls album which i've never heard.

I got that on vinyl when it came out,still fuckin' insanely funny.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 18, 2009, 04:24:42 PM
QuoteWrathchild America

I saw them open for Testament back in the day.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: liamlw on June 18, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
I read this thread as melvins to tour down under : / :( :(
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
If you watch a Phil Anselmo interview and bypass the fact that his eyes are permanently closed and he takes forever to complete a sentence in his slow deep nu orlinz drawl then I think you'll agree he is quite an intelligent charming man.  Down fans are not knuckle dragging rednecks, Down are a good band comprised of members from great bands, Pantera were the best metal band ever no contest.  Watch an interview with Buzz and tell me honestly do you think he's super intelligent or inspiring.  He seems to contantly talk about how unfair the music biz is, how all the best bands are unpopular, his music is so suprememely arty that the majority dont get it blah blah fucking blah.
Don't get me wrong i love the Melvins and own everything by them but I like them best when they stick to doing what they do best be it good heavy music or interesting experimental Honky style.  I just think you Melvinites are seriously taking this whole thing way too seriously.  You're embarassing yourselves as close minded idiots whereas the Down fans are open to the idea of Melvins supporting.
Was there this much fuss when melvins played with Kiss?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
So basically my point is Phil Anselmo is wonderful, Melvins are wonderful.  Let us embrace the coming together of Melvins and Down and have a massive lovefest.
Amen.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
So basically my point is Phil Anselmo is wonderful, Melvins are wonderful.  Let us embrace the coming together of Melvins and Down and have a massive lovefest.
Amen.

Peace..........but Pantera was never hands down the best metal band ever.......................Peace brother.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM

Peace..........but Pantera was never hands down the best metal band ever.......................Peace brother.
It's a matter of opinion I agree wholeheartedly.  For me Pantera are the ultimate metal band followed by possibly Sepultura.  Megadeth had the riffs also some Slayer and Metallica but Pantera for me have the best combination of everything.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM

Peace..........but Pantera was never hands down the best metal band ever.......................Peace brother.
It's a matter of opinion I agree wholeheartedly.  For me Pantera are the ultimate metal band followed by possibly Sepultura.  Megadeth had the riffs also some Slayer and Metallica but Pantera for me have the best combination of everything.

:D Zeni Geva is probably hands down the best metal band ever. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 18, 2009, 08:11:38 PM

Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM

:D Zeni Geva is probably hands down the best metal band ever. :D
I've never heard them but I'm gonna make it my business to check em out right now.  Thanks for the recommendation.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 12:32:11 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:02:34 PMFor me Pantera are the ultimate metal band followed by possibly Sepultura.
Sepultura DEFINITELY comes before Pantera for me.  WAY better.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 19, 2009, 02:10:00 AM
Zeni Geva are kind of like the Melvins in the way that they're not really metal per se, they're just have tendencies to be incredibly heavy and not in the way that the Melvins are.

Incredible band.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 19, 2009, 05:16:40 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 12:32:11 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:02:34 PMFor me Pantera are the ultimate metal band followed by possibly Sepultura.
Sepultura DEFINITELY comes before Pantera for me.  WAY better.

Not when we're talking 90's. Granted Sepultura had the early 90's covered with Arise and Choas....but no one did it like Pantera did in the mid 90's as far as big metal bands go.

I mean Far Beyond Driven is still one of the most brutal albums ever to appear on charts like what it did back in '94. I still can't believe it made no. 1  on the billboards :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 06:19:05 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
  I just think you Melvinites are seriously taking this whole thing way too seriously.  You're embarassing yourselves as close minded idiots whereas the Down fans are open to the idea of Melvins supporting.


tell that to this guy (from the down message board):

I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....
like 1991
they fucking suck......
puke
I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..
they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....
I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....
that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?
crap pure fucking crap
down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....
and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction



BTW:  melvins supporting?    HA!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 19, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
CAPES?!? They're mumus, asshole.

As for the whole Down feud, this thing is fucking ghey. Who ever the melvins decide to tour with is entirely up to them, I think it's a bit odd though that they're opening since Buzz has expressed that he was done with that shit. However, Buzz and Dale and the BB boys are doing the driving, not us. They've thought it through more than any of us have.

BTW, if this tour makes it up to Canada. All's I gots to say is, LONG LIVE DOWN!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 19, 2009, 10:10:02 AM
i always thought down was the best band to spin out of pantera.  never bought an album, but i had a friend who thought the one down album was better than any pantera album.  he's dead, now.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: SpaceFarm on June 19, 2009, 05:16:40 AM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 12:32:11 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 08:02:34 PMFor me Pantera are the ultimate metal band followed by possibly Sepultura.
Sepultura DEFINITELY comes before Pantera for me.  WAY better.

Not when we're talking 90's. Granted Sepultura had the early 90's covered with Arise and Choas....but no one did it like Pantera did in the mid 90's as far as big metal bands go.

I mean Far Beyond Driven is still one of the most brutal albums ever to appear on charts like what it did back in '94. I still can't believe it made no. 1  on the billboards :lol:
Well, that may be for you, but I'd put any Sepultura before any Pantera.  Roots is about as brutal as it gets.  Sounds like an angry ol' tribe o' natives is gonna come and rip Phil Anselmo's head right off of its thick stump of a neck.  Sepultura also got a bit more experimental than the calculated stylings of Pantera, which immediately gives 'em a bump in my book.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
I give pantera a thumbs down on name factor alone.

pantera?

does that not sound like the gayest glam-metal band name ever?

(take it easy down-eys.  I'm only picking on their name)

I won't even bring up song titles like "cowboys from hell" for example.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FantomasSF on June 19, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
If you watch a Phil Anselmo interview and bypass the fact that his eyes are permanently closed and he takes forever to complete a sentence in his slow deep nu orlinz drawl then I think you'll agree he is quite an intelligent charming man.  Down fans are not knuckle dragging rednecks, Down are a good band comprised of members from great bands, Pantera were the best metal band ever no contest.  Watch an interview with Buzz and tell me honestly do you think he's super intelligent or inspiring.  He seems to contantly talk about how unfair the music biz is, how all the best bands are unpopular, his music is so suprememely arty that the majority dont get it blah blah fucking blah.
Don't get me wrong i love the Melvins and own everything by them but I like them best when they stick to doing what they do best be it good heavy music or interesting experimental Honky style.  I just think you Melvinites are seriously taking this whole thing way too seriously.  You're embarassing yourselves as close minded idiots whereas the Down fans are open to the idea of Melvins supporting.
Was there this much fuss when melvins played with Kiss?

Hey douche bag. Buzz is cynical. Phil is a fuckin rascist, junkie. I think these Downboard fucko's are the elitist ones. Pantera wasn't that great. Pantera had some good trax here and there but nothing to go ape shit over. What the fuck is "arty" about anything from the Melvins(other than tour posters of course). I wish Down got washed away by that fucking hurricane they had in New Orleans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 19, 2009, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
I give pantera a thumbs down on name factor alone.

pantera?

does that not sound like the gayest glam-metal band name ever?

(take it easy down-eys.  I'm only picking on their name)

I won't even bring up song titles like "cowboys from hell" for example.


Sounds kinda like it could be the name of one of the Thundercats.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FantomasSF on June 19, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 19, 2009, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
I give pantera a thumbs down on name factor alone.

pantera?

does that not sound like the gayest glam-metal band name ever?

(take it easy down-eys.  I'm only picking on their name)

I won't even bring up song titles like "cowboys from hell" for example.


Sounds kinda like it could be the name of one of the Thundercats.

Classic  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 19, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: FantomasSF on June 19, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
If you watch a Phil Anselmo interview and bypass the fact that his eyes are permanently closed and he takes forever to complete a sentence in his slow deep nu orlinz drawl then I think you'll agree he is quite an intelligent charming man.  Down fans are not knuckle dragging rednecks, Down are a good band comprised of members from great bands, Pantera were the best metal band ever no contest.  Watch an interview with Buzz and tell me honestly do you think he's super intelligent or inspiring.  He seems to contantly talk about how unfair the music biz is, how all the best bands are unpopular, his music is so suprememely arty that the majority dont get it blah blah fucking blah.
Don't get me wrong i love the Melvins and own everything by them but I like them best when they stick to doing what they do best be it good heavy music or interesting experimental Honky style.  I just think you Melvinites are seriously taking this whole thing way too seriously.  You're embarassing yourselves as close minded idiots whereas the Down fans are open to the idea of Melvins supporting.
Was there this much fuss when melvins played with Kiss?

Hey douche bag. Buzz is cynical. Phil is a fuckin rascist, junkie. I think these Downboard fucko's are the elitist ones. Pantera wasn't that great. Pantera had some good trax here and there but nothing to go ape shit over. What the fuck is "arty" about anything from the Melvins(other than tour posters of course). I wish Down got washed away by that fucking hurricane they had in New Orleans.
YEP.  WE'RE SO ELITIST THAT YOU'RE THE ONES WHO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THEM. :-$
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 19, 2009, 02:11:53 PM

YEP.  WE'RE SO ELITIST THAT YOU'RE THE ONES WHO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THEM. :-$

do me a favor would ya?

go ahead and smack yourself in the back of the head for me.

lets see... you've been here 3 or 4 days now.  you've posted 87 jillion times.   I'd say 1/4 of those posts were regarding hockey.  so that leaves...  263 billion posts about DOWN.  not to mention your very own thread about DOWN.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 19, 2009, 02:22:36 PM
LOOKING FORWARD TO FIL'S ANSWER, I THINK HE'S GONNA FIGHT GLEN'S STATEMENTS.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 03:01:26 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 19, 2009, 02:22:36 PM
LOOKING FORWARD TO FIL'S ANSWER, I THINK HE'S GONNA FIGHT GLEN'S STATEMENTS.
Something like "WHERE DID I EVER ONCE MENTION DOWN ON THIS BOARD? SHOW ME... I'M WAITING." :lol:

That sound about right?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 19, 2009, 03:03:26 PM
FatoassSF, for your ignunt comment I have no other choice but say this, "I wish YOUR MAW got washed away by that fucking hurricane they had in New Orleans"

Being a fan of The Melvins, Weedeater and Down I gotta say I thunk Pantera sucked, first as a gay hair metal band then they completely ripped off a local band here called Exhorder and they gave no props to Exhorder at all.

Yeah Phil talks like he just got a root canal and he rambles on and on in between songs with every other word being the F-Bomb, it can be comical in small doses but the music honest and roots down into the blues.
At first I thought this was turning into a "Biggie Smalls/TuPac" issue but I think Melvins fans are easin up a 'lil and Down fans bruised ego's are healing over.
I mean I'm goin to see this show and I have no prob packin a bowl with you Melvinites.

I wonder what the Weedeater fans are talkin bout over there ha ha.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 19, 2009, 03:08:07 PM
I must correct myself.   bigfil did not start the down thread.

yet I still feel no guilt.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: dead mike on June 19, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 06:19:05 AM
Quote from: conj on June 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
  I just think you Melvinites are seriously taking this whole thing way too seriously.  You're embarassing yourselves as close minded idiots whereas the Down fans are open to the idea of Melvins supporting.


tell that to this guy (from the down message board):

I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....
like 1991
they fucking suck......
puke
I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..
they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....
I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....
that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?
crap pure fucking crap
down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....
and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction



BTW:  melvins supporting?    HA!
What sort of response did this guy get from his fellow Downies? I ask because I can't help but wonder whether the couple of knuckledraggers who've materialized here are a representative sample.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 19, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
what I do know is I'm being elitist on this board, not the down board. and I haven't even seen it, so fuck you down fans. I don't give a shit what ya think.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 19, 2009, 04:00:17 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 19, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
what I do know is I'm being elitist on this board, not the down board. and I haven't even seen it, so fuck you down fans. I don't give a shit what ya think.
Well said fart!!! YOU DA MAN!!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 19, 2009, 04:02:53 PM
there is nothing wrong with being an ELITIST!  its a MELVINS BOARD!!! and the melvins fans can be elitist about the melvins on the MELVINS board!! if we were talkin smack on the down board i would expect the same response that the down fans are geting from the melvins fans on the melvins board.. i don't think anybody is on the down board talking smack.   maybe JCZ under super secret spy mode!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 19, 2009, 04:07:26 PM
down fan's pussies got bent and now they're over here to tell us "no mas! no mas!".  listen sweethearts, leave your bitchin' at the door or buy a tampon and join the fun.  our girls can kick your asses!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Justafilthylurker on June 19, 2009, 04:11:53 PM
This thread is like peak retard. World retard levels are now dangerously low due to this thread.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 19, 2009, 04:16:54 PM
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 19, 2009, 04:27:14 PM
phone lol!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 19, 2009, 05:31:25 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on June 19, 2009, 04:02:53 PM
there is nothing wrong with being an ELITIST!  its a MELVINS BOARD!!! and the melvins fans can be elitist about the melvins on the MELVINS board!! if we were talkin smack on the down board i would expect the same response that the down fans are geting from the melvins fans on the melvins board.. i don't think anybody is on the down board talking smack.   maybe JCZ under super secret spy mode!

that's JZS, and I wouldn't waste my time. :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 19, 2009, 06:31:05 PM
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on June 19, 2009, 04:11:53 PM
This thread is like peak retard. World retard levels are now dangerously low due to this thread.
:lol:
Arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 19, 2009, 06:46:05 PM
Fart Clits, you come across as a twink wad and I would not share my bowl with you.
You'd think you'd be happier if the Melvins opened for Slipknot for gods sake the way you carrying on.
Ya'll keep talkin trash about Dimebag and we may have to start cuttin on Kurt Cobain so ya better watch it buddy.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on June 19, 2009, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 19, 2009, 06:46:05 PM
Fart Clits, you come across as a twink wad and I would not share my bowl with you.
You'd think you'd be happier if the Melvins opened for Slipknot for gods sake the way you carrying on.
Ya'll keep talkin trash about Dimebag and we may have to start cuttin on Kurt Cobain so ya better watch it buddy.

HAHAHA.....kurt cobain.....fuck that guy....rag on him all you want buddy.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 19, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 19, 2009, 06:46:05 PM
Fart Clits, you come across as a twink wad and I would not share my bowl with you.
You'd think you'd be happier if the Melvins opened for Slipknot for gods sake the way you carrying on.
Ya'll keep talkin trash about Dimebag and we may have to start cuttin on Kurt Cobain so ya better watch it buddy.

i heard dimebag died when the bullet penetrated his hair.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 19, 2009, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 19, 2009, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 19, 2009, 06:46:05 PM
Fart Clits, you come across as a twink wad and I would not share my bowl with you.
You'd think you'd be happier if the Melvins opened for Slipknot for gods sake the way you carrying on.
Ya'll keep talkin trash about Dimebag and we may have to start cuttin on Kurt Cobain so ya better watch it buddy.

HAHAHA.....kurt cobain.....fuck that guy....rag on him all you want buddy.

Haha yea, I don't think anyone cares if you rag on him here.  He wasn't a good roadie.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 19, 2009, 07:47:41 PM
i heard dimebag was standing behind kurt.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Herr Honky on June 19, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
This Melvins/Down tour announcement is just an elaborate plan from both bands to expose the most retarded fans in their fanbase, the "cream of the crap".

Congrabulations, several of you have already been identified. Expect men in sunglasses and shiny black shoes to arrive at your doors within the next 24 hours and reward you with a complimentary bullet to the back of the head.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: m3kcomp on June 19, 2009, 10:01:40 PM
in my case, at least, there was no need for such an elaborate scheme for me to admit I don't want to give Phil Anselmo my money...I would have volunteered that information without pause.

I'd rather pay double for a standard melvins show and let those guys get my hard earned dough...I don't want to give a penny to anyone who has said some of the shit anselmos has said over the years.

now, why there's some hardcore melvins fans getting bent about some others not being pumped about this is mindboggling...I think people like Buzz and Dale find it funnier when we lick their ass no matter what they do...and probably appreciate when there's some critical thinking going on.

my reason for not being excited about this is simple...and when I can give the melvins my money direct, as I have since 1993, I will do so. Sorry to upset the apple cart, but I didn't know that being a fan entailed blindly following everything someone does.

(this is sort of in response to Hanzy's biting post several pages back, but I guess if I got to hang backstage I'd lick ass too...god knows there will be more than pizza backstage if Down is headlining!)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 20, 2009, 01:35:10 AM
I've had the Flu all week so I've been a bit out of it but I'm begining to realize exactly why this tour was so upsetting.

About a month or two ago some random guy came in here claiming that a big project with Tool was coming.  This felt plausible because they are friends and have collaborated in the past.  A few weeks later it turned out to be bogus.

Fast foward a few more weeks and we have another random guy telling us that the Melvins are touring with Down.  This didn't seem plausible at all considering all the bad things Buzz has said about Phil.  Buzz has also mentioned not wanting to open for bands anymore.  Before the tour is even confirmed we start blasting Down.  Sure enough, it turned out to be true and it's a shocking unpleasant surprise.  I'm willing to bet that if we found out from Blabbermouth first instead of just hearing some rumor this would have been recieved better.

My stance still stays after listening to a few of their albums.  Down is OK at best and I'm not really excited to see them but if I have a ticket I'll at least watch their set.  Who knows, it might change my mind.

As for the fans, I have reason to believe that the fans at this show will be idiots but keep in mind I'm not generalizing all Down fans.  I would be seeing the show in Atlanta which is known for rough crowds.  I saw Ministry there last year and I was surrounded by skinheads who were just there to fight.  Somehow I pictures these same guys showing up to Down/Melvins just looking to fight.  I'll hold off judgement for now but that's what my gut is telling me.  I love Ministry and I love the Melvins but I don't want them touring together based on Ministry's fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2009, 02:59:05 AM
Ministry shows are like a prison riot.

I'm all for any tours that bring the melvins around.  Has Buzz really sad anything about Phil?  I've never heard that.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 20, 2009, 03:21:17 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2009, 02:59:05 AM
Ministry shows are like a prison riot.

I'm all for any tours that bring the melvins around.  Has Buzz really sad anything about Phil?  I've never heard that.

Yes, yes they are...

I could have sworn that I saw an interview where Buzz called Phil a feather brained idiot.  I've seen so many interviews it would be really difficult to find.  I think Kevin was in the band at the time.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Defty on June 20, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
I have to go ahead and chime in here. I love the Melvins. And I am a huge Down fan. Haven't got to see either band yet, and this tour, along with the rumors I'm hearing of Weedeater joining it, is a huge boner for me.

And don't let a couple of moronic leftover Pantera fans come in here making people dread Down fans. Most of them seem pretty cool. And the tour package does fit, I'd say the majority of true Down fans are sludge heads and would be fans of the Melvins as well. I would love to see these bands in one night.

Now if this doesn't hit Houston I will cry.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: dead mike on June 20, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Defty on June 20, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
And the tour package does fit
That's what your mom said.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 20, 2009, 03:58:14 PM


Quote from: glen on June 19, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
I give pantera a thumbs down on name factor alone.

pantera?

does that not sound like the gayest glam-metal band name ever?

(take it easy down-eys.  I'm only picking on their name)

I won't even bring up song titles like "cowboys from hell" for example.

pantera is spanish for panther.  not really that gay.   lots of bands have animal names.  however they did start off as a half-gay glam-metal band.  i think they should be excused, though, because everything they did after cowboys from hell is pretty badase.  Even cowboys from hell showed potential and is a pretty good debut album.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 20, 2009, 04:13:11 PM
"pantera is spanish for panther.  not really that gay."

It's Italian also.
E drove a yellow Pantera.
finocchio

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Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2009, 04:25:49 PM
Holy crap, I've seen that yellow Pantera.  It's got a bullet hole near the steering wheel, I believe, when Elvis got mad and shot at it.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 20, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
finocchio?!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on June 20, 2009, 04:41:06 PM
Pantera is a terrible name alright and does anybody remember Rex Brown used to be known as Rex Rocker.  Thats bordering on Tracii Guns territory.  Anyone ever read Vinnie Pauls column in Revolver?  A grown man with the vocabulary of a cretin.  Seems to me that Phil Anselmo was the only member with a brain plus of all the Pantera offshoot bands Phil's are the only credible ones.  Remember Damageplan and Hell Yeah?  "Alcohaulin ass" for fucks sake!  Makes me think that George Bush isn't the only village idiot in Texas.

I'd rather see Melvins with Down than have them attached to Tool in any way.  It's like your children hanging around with kids who are a bad influence.  Tool would bore the tits off anyone and they have the audacity to think they are cultured and progressive.  Hopefully someday someone will see through the facade and realise Maynard is just a small man with a big ego and a reasonable voice with no stage presence and Danny carey is just a drummer who can play complex paradiddly shite til the cows come home.  It reeks of pretension.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 20, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
isn't pepper keenen in down?  coc was cool.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Quote from: black stallion on June 20, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
finocchio?!
:lol: You know finocchio, he's the gay disney puppet.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 20, 2009, 05:07:57 PM
yeah,in Italy we use to call someone "finocchio" to say he's gay.it's also the Italian word for fennel,the plant

(http://organicatoz.com/files/images/FENNEL%20PIC.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 20, 2009, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: dead mike on June 20, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Defty on June 20, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
And the tour package does fit
That's what your mom said.
Your maw and the tour package does fit, thats what your mom said!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 21, 2009, 01:01:27 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2009, 04:25:49 PM
Holy crap, I've seen that yellow Pantera.  It's got a bullet hole near the steering wheel, I believe, when Elvis got mad and shot at it.

You are correct, sir !
We saw holes in the slide of the swing set at Graceland, too.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 21, 2009, 01:05:52 AM
"yeah,in Italy we use to call someone "finocchio" to say he's gay.it's also the Italian word for fennel,the plant"

Patton taught me that word. Il parla italiano.
Vafangu, Anselmo !
(vaffanculo)

from The Sopranos
http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/mobspeak/#f
"Fanook, or Finook: derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around. A "mezzofinook" is half gay, sissy, bi."
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on June 21, 2009, 01:36:11 AM
finocchio? It's way easier to call someone a poof.  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GrimReaper on June 21, 2009, 02:10:20 AM
Just be glad you're not Blue Oyster Clit fans.
Every year you could see them on tour playing the same music they played in the 1970's and 1980's.
No new music, just the hits.
You can pay $30 for admission and maybe get the same t-shirt you bought last year with 2009 on it.

Melvins put out new music every year that is relevent and fresh. It also brings in new fans. NWB was one of the best releases of 2009.
A tour with Down and Weedeater may be what Buzz and Dale want to do at this point in time.  It's their choice whatever the reason and it will be another way to expand their fan base.

The 25th Aniversary tour was fucking amazing. We as Melvins fans are spoiled to death.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: therizz on June 21, 2009, 09:26:42 AM
i love the weedeater video on youtube where the singer just pukes in the middle of a song and just keeps singing...  good stuff.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on June 21, 2009, 10:07:42 AM
 OK, well some of us(myself included) were a little harsh on Down and their fans :lol:. I've really thought about it, and I'm all for this tour. Why not? I was never a big Pantera guy back in the day, and just never bothered to check out SJR or Down. On paper Down looks like a solid band, better than Phil's previous ones, so I'll give it a fair chance. Sure Phil has had some questionable behavior in the past, but nobody's perfect. And I don't think it's fair to only label him a junkie, when Buzz was up to the same stuff in the early '90s too.
I think that this double bill is better than say a Melvins/Sonic Youth tour. How predictable would that be? A crowd of diehard metalheads is better than a show with a bunch of hipster geeks just standing there. If you can't handle it, stand in the back where it's safe. As far as the idiot factor of Down's fanbase, it sounds  like they're more open minded than the majority of say the Tool crowd.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 21, 2009, 11:46:12 AM
It's Doofuses not Doofus's, Doofus.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 21, 2009, 11:58:43 AM
or doofi, like octopi   :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: seas of luck on June 21, 2009, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on June 21, 2009, 10:07:42 AM
  it sounds  like they're more open minded than the majority of say the Tool crowd.

The difference is that Tool has enough fans to fill an arena and anytime you can fill an arena the majority of people will be idiots.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 21, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
did they leave? damn, that was quick. :(
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 21, 2009, 01:22:06 PM
^Hoe^
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
come on now. that was uncalled for.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 21, 2009, 01:34:34 PM
Ok your right.
Fart lips, Your Maw!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 21, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 21, 2009, 01:34:34 PM
Ok your right.
Fart lips, Your Maw pimps my Paw!
fixed.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
much better.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 21, 2009, 02:36:38 PM
Quote from: anaconda on June 21, 2009, 11:58:43 AM
or doofi, like octopi   :lol:

... or maybe the plural of doofus is just doofus, like deer or sheep.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 21, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
we may never know
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: cara on June 21, 2009, 05:21:24 PM
Hey remember when Down and Weedeater were supposed to tour together?

I'm going to say this will never happen. Unless as a surprise for their 25th anniversary they want to tour with the shittiest bands possible. Maybe theyre joining the Aerosmith tour as well.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: anaconda on June 21, 2009, 05:25:13 PM
It's already official.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: cara on June 21, 2009, 05:28:24 PM
oh, i guess i can eat my words then.

are the dates posted somewhere already?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 21, 2009, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: cara on June 21, 2009, 05:28:24 PM
oh, i guess i can eat my words then.

are the dates posted somewhere already?
Not yet.  Keep an eye on Down's website for dates.  http://www.down-nola.com/  



I'm sure they'll pop up there first, then on the Melvins myspace.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 08:34:06 PM
I just listened to a couple songs by down............

:lol:
just an opinion.... but its pretty good. if you like crap

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 21, 2009, 09:49:09 PM
it's still your maw...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 10:42:10 PM
that wasnt very funny. My "maw" is not with us anymore.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 21, 2009, 11:28:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 21, 2009, 10:42:10 PM
that wasnt very funny. My "maw" is not with us anymore.

who's she with?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
melvins are currently practicing.  for this tour I assume.

let us all join hands and pray that the plan is to bend minds.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 22, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
friends of mine went to hellfest in france last weekend.

there were two big stages, once the band on one stage was finished, the other one started right away. except down, they started while WASP were still playing. oh, apparently they sucked musically as well. phil joined eyehategod on guitar fort sisterfucker, as you can see it made mike very happy.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3649637639_67932c6218.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 01:45:50 PM
nice hairdo.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 22, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
i agree.

(http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/seagal8.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 22, 2009, 02:02:09 PM
Care to share the link for the EHG photos?

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:10:25 PM
the first round of dates:

Beaumont Club
Kansas City, MO Mon, 08/03/09
08:00 PM

Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM


The Regency Ballroom
San Francisco, CA Fri, 08/14/09
08:00 PM

House of Blues Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV Wed, 08/19/09
05:30 PM

House of Blues Orlando
Orlando, FL Wed, 09/02/09
06:30 PM

Nokia Theatre Times Square
New York, NY Fri, 09/11/09
06:30 PM

House of Blues Boston
Boston, MA Sun, 09/13/09
07:00 PM

House of Blues Cleveland
Cleveland, OH Tue, 09/22/09
07:00 PM

Burton Cummings Theatre
Winnipeg, MB Thu, 08/06/09

Edmonton Event Centre
Edmonton, AB Fri, 08/07/09

MacEwan Hall
Calgary, AB Sat, 08/08/09


8/10
Commodore Ballroom
Vancouver, BC



I'll go ahead and pat myself on the back.  who loves me?      anyone??

PS: CONGRATULATIONS CANADIA JUNS!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:16:21 PM
Um...Los Angeles..HELLO MCFLY!  :x
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:10:25 PM
the first round of dates:

Beaumont Club
Kansas City, MO Mon, 08/03/09
08:00 PM

Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM


The Regency Ballroom
San Francisco, CA Fri, 08/14/09
08:00 PM

House of Blues Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV Wed, 08/19/09
05:30 PM

House of Blues Orlando
Orlando, FL Wed, 09/02/09
06:30 PM

Nokia Theatre Times Square
New York, NY Fri, 09/11/09
06:30 PM

House of Blues Boston
Boston, MA Sun, 09/13/09
07:00 PM

House of Blues Cleveland
Cleveland, OH Tue, 09/22/09
07:00 PM

Burton Cummings Theatre
Winnipeg, MB Thu, 08/06/09

Edmonton Event Centre
Edmonton, AB Fri, 08/07/09

MacEwan Hall
Calgary, AB Sat, 08/08/09


8/10
Commodore Ballroom
Vancouver, BC



I'll go ahead and pat myself on the back.  who loves me?  anyone??

PS: CONGRATULATIONS CANADIA JUNS!!!

Michigan dates....we need Michigan dates! :x
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:18:08 PM
calm down fellers.  more dates coming.  notice all the calender holes.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 22, 2009, 02:18:37 PM
Got a link?

Are the Melvins headlining?  If they're not, forget the link. (Yes, I know..stupid question. Wishfull thinking?)

(http://www.mgnta.com/Rides/Abe/GN04.jpg)

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 22, 2009, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:10:25 PM
Burton Cummings Theatre
Winnipeg, MB Thu, 08/06/09

Edmonton Event Centre
Edmonton, AB Fri, 08/07/09

MacEwan Hall
Calgary, AB Sat, 08/08/09

8/10
Commodore Ballroom
Vancouver, BC

I'll go ahead and pat myself on the back.  who loves me?      anyone??

PS: CONGRATULATIONS CANADIA JUNS!!!
holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck!!!

Toronto-Ottawa-Montreal!!!

please please please please please!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:20:07 PM
the way I've read down is listed first.  I take that as they play last.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 22, 2009, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:20:07 PM
the way I've read down is listed first.  I take that as they play last.
:-s
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 22, 2009, 02:25:00 PM
Quote from: Buick on June 22, 2009, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:20:07 PM
the way I've read down is listed first.  I take that as they play last.
:-s

as in

DOWN
melvins
weedeater

buick, check http://www.flickr.com/photos/vivosi/3649637639/in/set-72157620204755852/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 22, 2009, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: norecess on June 22, 2009, 02:25:00 PM
Quote from: Buick on June 22, 2009, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 02:20:07 PM
the way I've read down is listed first.  I take that as they play last.
:-s

as in

DOWN
melvins
weedeater

buick, check http://www.flickr.com/photos/vivosi/3649637639/in/set-72157620204755852/
Yep, thanks 'cess.

DOWN
with The Melvins

Date: Fri, Aug 14, 2009
Showtime: 8:00 PM
Days until show: 53
Doors open: 7:00 PM
Ages: All Ages
On sale: Sun, Jun 28, 2009 10AM
Ticket Prices: $27.50- * Service and handling fees are added to the price of each ticket

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
That means the melvins will be done by 10.  roughly..
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
I know you love Detroit and all, glen...but I seriously hope they do a different city instead. I am so tired of running the bum hurdle everytime I go there :?
Title: MELVINS TOUR DATES
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!
(actually Anaheim, but good enough.)

8.18.09
Ticket prices will be roughly 25..with ticketmaster fees, that jerks it up to $45.  I recommend people getting them from the venue.

the first round of dates:

Beaumont Club
Kansas City, MO Mon, 08/03/09
08:00 PM

Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM


The Regency Ballroom
San Francisco, CA Fri, 08/14/09
08:00 PM

08/18/09
Down
House of Blues Anaheim
Anaheim
CA
On sale 06/27/09

House of Blues Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV Wed, 08/19/09
05:30 PM On sale 06/26/09

House of Blues Orlando
Orlando, FL Wed, 09/02/09
06:30 PM On sale 06/27/09

09/04/09
Down with The Melvins
House of Blues Myrtle Beach
N. Myrtle Beach
SC
On sale 06/27/09

Nokia Theatre Times Square
New York, NY Fri, 09/11/09
06:30 PM

House of Blues Boston
Boston, MA Sun, 09/13/09
07:00 PM On sale 06/26/09

House of Blues Cleveland
Cleveland, OH Tue, 09/22/09
07:00 PM On sale 06/26/09

Burton Cummings Theatre
Winnipeg, MB Thu, 08/06/09

Edmonton Event Centre
Edmonton, AB Fri, 08/07/09

MacEwan Hall
Calgary, AB Sat, 08/08/09


8/10
Commodore Ballroom
Vancouver, BC
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Windshield on June 22, 2009, 03:45:48 PM
Nokia theater is nice. I don't know if I'll pay money to see down though. :/
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 22, 2009, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
I know you love Detroit and all, glen...but I seriously hope they do a different city instead. I am so tired of running the bum hurdle everytime I go there :?

unrealistic hopes.

my money is on the majestic theater.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: glen on June 22, 2009, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
I know you love Detroit and all, glen...but I seriously hope they do a different city instead. I am so tired of running the bum hurdle everytime I go there :?

unrealistic hopes.

my money is on the majestic theater.

Yeah, I know :(. I'm still going to cross my fingers for an Orbit Room show [-o&lt;

*edit* On the bright side at least we won't be sweltering in Smalls again this year. Last show was unbearable.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GrimReaper on June 22, 2009, 03:53:57 PM

I'll probably hit up two shows.

Seattle and one other.
Title: Re: MELVINS TOUR DATES
Post by: Like Stee on June 22, 2009, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM

I'm actually more tempted to pass on this because of the venue than the other bands.  Worst sound of ANY venue in Seattle.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 05:07:58 PM
holy fucking shit... they are actually coming to vancouver....  :shock:

this is the best year ever.
I saw melvins in seattle... Im going to be seeing dick dale and then the jesus lizard.. and then the melvins again!

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 05:10:16 PM
does anybody know the lineup for this tour? melvins and bb? trevor again? whats happnin?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Brooklyns Finest PoonTang on June 22, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
If they are playing Nokia in NYC, ticket prices will probably be around $45.00 or so. That may be too rich for my unemployed blood at the moment.

I do love to see rawking shows on 9/11 though... my own way to comemorate...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 22, 2009, 05:26:06 PM
-From pollstar

-Appearing with Down  
Wed 09/02/09    Lake Buena Vista, FL  House Of Blues  

Also on 9-22-09 at the HOB in Cleveland, Oh



Edit***    Oops, didn't see these in the previous post.  Looked right over em.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Brooklyns Finest PoonTang on June 22, 2009, 05:28:30 PM
Just checked ticketmaster's website - $35.00 tix @ nokia (with, like a $9.00 ticketmaster service fee). I just about hit it on the button...

I can probably get them at the box office w/o the service fee though...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 22, 2009, 05:30:35 PM
Also....Ticketswest has a 8-12-09 show at the Roseland in Portland. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 22, 2009, 05:32:58 PM
uh-oh...
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=11731.0;topicseen
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 22, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
damn, i'm sick of the Grand Ballroom in SF, but i shall not miss this event.
Title: L.A.
Post by: Kolonel Kurtz Kobain on June 22, 2009, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!
(actually Anaheim, but good enough.)




I can relate this now because it's on the Down site:
"Saturday, 08/15/09
07:30 p.m. The Wiltern Theater, Los Angeles, CA"


more possible shows:
http://www.livenation.com/artist/down-tickets
St. Louis?
http://www.popsrocks.com/calendar/index.php
Title: Re: MELVINS TOUR DATES
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 22, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 22, 2009, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM

I'm actually more tempted to pass on this because of the venue than the other bands.  Worst sound of ANY venue in Seattle.

Get right up front.....receive the amps and drums blast....one doesn't need the P.A. anyway up front.
the show box is fine? melvins sounded great that one night. or is the showbox SoDo a different venue?
Title: Re: MELVINS TOUR DATES
Post by: Idlehanz on June 22, 2009, 07:40:25 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 22, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 22, 2009, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM

I'm actually more tempted to pass on this because of the venue than the other bands.  Worst sound of ANY venue in Seattle.

Get right up front.....receive the amps and drums blast....one doesn't need the P.A. anyway up front.
the show box is fine? melvins sounded great that one night. or is the showbox SoDo a different venue?
It's a different venue. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 08:08:25 PM
Woo, thanks Hawkins.  Has anyone here been to the Wiltern before?  Any big difference between floor tickets and pit tickets?  Loge tickets?  What's security like?

Aug
Title: Re: MELVINS TOUR DATES
Post by: Like Stee on June 22, 2009, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 22, 2009, 07:40:25 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Rand E. Hawkins on June 22, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 22, 2009, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Showbox SoDo
Seattle, WA Tue, 08/11/09
08:30 PM

I'm actually more tempted to pass on this because of the venue than the other bands.  Worst sound of ANY venue in Seattle.

Get right up front.....receive the amps and drums blast....one doesn't need the P.A. anyway up front.
the show box is fine? melvins sounded great that one night. or is the showbox SoDo a different venue?
It's a different venue.  
Showbox is one of the best sounding venues in Seattle.  Showbox SoDo/The Phoenix/The Premier is the bottom of the barrel.  They have an awesome McCauley PA rig in there, and it's a complete waste, 'cause you couldn't design a room to have worse acoustics.  It's all reflective surfaces and right angles which equates to bad echo and standing waves.  Turns everything to mud.  Even if you are right up front, the standing waves coming from behind you are still gonna make everything sound like mud.  I've run monitors in there before and even from up on stage that place sounds bad.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 22, 2009, 08:55:25 PM
DAMMIT Showbox Sodo!!! Curses. I will still be there   :x
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 22, 2009, 09:03:54 PM
Ohhh, did I just see a Denver date appear???   
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 22, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
Where is the link for the dates that are popping up?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 22, 2009, 09:16:06 PM
Quote from: Smellis on June 22, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
Where is the link for the dates that are popping up?
One is taken from Downs message board, the others are from ticketmaster, livenation, and house of blues sites.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on June 22, 2009, 09:40:22 PM
Good lord, you all are ripping around everywhere!!   :o
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 22, 2009, 10:39:22 PM
Quote from: Smellis on June 22, 2009, 09:40:22 PM
Good lord, you all are ripping around everywhere!!   :o
On a Melvins mission!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 23, 2009, 01:31:58 AM
Down + Melvins at Roseland Theatre, Portland, OR on 12 Aug 2009
Location: Roseland Theatre Tickets on sale June 24th from TicketsWest. Doors at 7, All Ages.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 23, 2009, 06:04:49 AM
Gothic Theatre
Englewood, CO Sat, 08/22/09
08:00 PM

Pops
Sauget, IL Fri, 09/25/09
06:00 PM

Sokol Auditorium
Omaha, NE Thu, 09/24/09
07:00 PM
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 10:03:14 AM
I'm back bitches, miss me?

Been to Hellfest, it was awesome  8)

Oh & Down didn't start playing over the top of WASP. WASP over-ran by like 7 minutes (considerable amount when the sets are only 45 minutes long) so Down began playing an extended version of Eyes of the South...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RqbtzDDUkw&feature=related

The intro was barely audible to us,  so those at the WASP stage wouldn't have been able to hear. I personally think it was a great move, got everyone at the Down stage who noticed they were playing, REALLY hyped because they knew what was coming.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 23, 2009, 10:04:58 AM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 10:03:14 AM
I'm back bitches, miss me?



please report to the ecumenical section.  you got some 'splaining to do.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 23, 2009, 10:22:56 AM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/ijc3/phwc.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 23, 2009, 12:12:01 PM
C'mon Memphis!

In case of no Tennessee, I'm headin to Missouri.  

Either way I'm gettin BBQ and Melvins, one cannot be mad about that. 


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 23, 2009, 12:35:13 PM
down played here not too long ago, so an appearance could happen.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 23, 2009, 12:44:53 PM
I saw them here in little rock last year.  It was not a bad show.  Pepper looked like he was into the music about as much as I'm into root canals and roofing during the summer. 
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: gnawing my nose off on June 23, 2009, 12:57:36 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/ijc3/ph-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 23, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
Quote from: gnawing my nose off on June 23, 2009, 12:57:36 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/ijc3/ph-1.jpg)
just when you think that joke is done. blam! :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
SONAR AND TALKING HEAD CLUB AT SONAR
Baltimore, MD Tue, 09/08/09
07:00 PM

The Pearl Room
Mokena, IL Sat, 09/26/09
07:00 PM

Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM

JOZZY!!!!   you got your wish.  kinda.    Mt. Clemens is about 20 miles outside of detroit.  nice area.  extremely low vagrant factor.    
see you there!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 02:35:15 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
SONAR AND TALKING HEAD CLUB AT SONAR
Baltimore, MD Tue, 09/08/09
07:00 PM

The Pearl Room
Mokena, IL Sat, 09/26/09
07:00 PM

Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM

JOZZY!!!!   you got your wish.  kinda.    Mt. Clemens is about 20 miles outside of detroit.  nice area.  extremely low vagrant factor.    
see you there!

Nice.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 11:13:40 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
YOU'LL BE LAYING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED, AND I ALWAYS LAY ON MY RIGHT SIDE. :wink:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 23, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 23, 2009, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
The Lucky Pierre!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Живојиновић on June 23, 2009, 11:31:45 PM
Quote from: Like Stee on June 23, 2009, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
The Lucky Pierre!

Oui, je vous enchant
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Живојиновић on June 23, 2009, 11:32:56 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on June 23, 2009, 12:12:01 PM
C'mon Memphis!

In case of no Tennessee, I'm headin to Missouri.  

Either way I'm gettin BBQ and Melvins, one cannot be mad about that.  




Make sure Melvins are on that part of the tour.
Arthur Bryant's for BBQ in K.C. is most excellent.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 24, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 11:13:40 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
YOU'LL BE LAYING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED, AND I ALWAYS LAY ON MY RIGHT SIDE. :wink:
hey that's fine, i'll take the cooter. :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 24, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM

CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED? 

no.




in fact,  I want you to stay at least 15 paces from me at all times.  I'll be the guy in the black t-shirt.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 24, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
JOZZY!!!!   you got your wish.  kinda.    Mt. Clemens is about 20 miles outside of detroit.  nice area.  extremely low vagrant factor.    
see you there!

And it's a Saturday!  :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: jlamour on June 24, 2009, 12:18:04 PM
So I wonder if I can get a quick answer from someone here who would know.  Will the Melvins be playing at the Pearl Room show in IL Sept 26th?  I spent well over 3 minutes searching this board and Down's board and ticketmaster's site and I didn't see anything.

And I just spent another 2 minutes searching Pollstar.  This is fuckin killing me here.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 24, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
I can't definitivly say yes but its a safe assumption.

melvins tour the US with down through august and september. the 26th is on the inside of that.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: jlamour on June 24, 2009, 03:09:22 PM
Ok thanks but I thought I saw some dates that listed Melvins but then not.  I'm sure it's all early.  I haven't gone through this thread but it looks like there's a little rift between Melvins fans and Down fans.  I went to their forum and there were some colorful words exchanged.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: jlamour on June 24, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Quote from: I am the Sun on June 04, 2009, 02:49:37 AM
I'm more bothered by the idea of being stuck in a room filled with Anselmo fans than being stuck in a room with Anselmo himself

Ok see? I just started going through the thread and I read this.  I fucking agree 100%.  Of course I'll be there with a bunch of my friends who are Anselmo fans.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on June 24, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
what are ticket prices lookin' like?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 24, 2009, 05:34:02 PM
$26,$30 at the door here.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Like Stee on June 24, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
Don't know if anyone saw the Showbox So DOH! is on presale today.  Password: Showbox.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 24, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
what are ticket prices lookin' like?
After ticketmaster fees, around $40-45.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 24, 2009, 06:11:34 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 24, 2009, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on June 24, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
what are ticket prices lookin' like?
After ticketmaster fees, around $40-45.

Tix are 23 bucks for the MI show. I can't see it being more than 30 bucks after the service charges(for that show at least).
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FantoMANKY on June 24, 2009, 07:23:47 PM
Pardon me if this has already been answered but does anyone know what lineup of Melvins it will be for this tour?  The Coady/Jared lineup or the Trevor Dunn lineup.  Just curious if its going to be the Dunn version doing Houdini.


This sounds like a pretty cool show.  I like seeing something different and thats exactly what this will be.  I like Down though so im pretty stoked either way.

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: erin on June 24, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
baltimore date. yay, i don't have to travel anymore!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on June 24, 2009, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 24, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 11:13:40 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 23, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on June 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Emerald Theatre
Mt. Clemens, MI Sat, 09/19/09
06:30 PM
CAN WE ALL CARPOOL AND SHARE A BED?  I CALL MIDDLE!
of a man sandwich. :lol:
YOU'LL BE LAYING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED, AND I ALWAYS LAY ON MY RIGHT SIDE. :wink:
hey that's fine, i'll take the cooter. :P
YOU WON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 24, 2009, 08:56:23 PM
Don't eat the cheddar biscuits, they'll fill you up before the shrimp starts arriving.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on June 25, 2009, 04:24:54 AM
Quote from: FantoMANKY on June 24, 2009, 07:23:47 PM
Pardon me if this has already been answered but does anyone know what lineup of Melvins it will be for this tour?  The Coady/Jared lineup or the Trevor Dunn lineup.  Just curious if its going to be the Dunn version doing Houdini.
think Coady&Jared will be there and they'll play stuff from their last two albums, maybe a mix of new and old material
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 04:45:59 AM
it will be  the 4 piece incantation.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow

getting tickets taday. :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow

getting tickets taday. :)

I'm also getting them twoday.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 25, 2009, 01:28:01 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow

getting tickets taday. :)

I'm also getting them twoday.

:lol:

Has there been anymore dates added yet? Texas please.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 25, 2009, 01:28:01 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow

getting tickets taday. :)

I'm also getting them twoday.

:lol:

Has there been anymore dates added yet? Texas please.

nope.  no TX yet.  but I see about 47 stops in IL.  whats up with that?

okay, so 47 is a slight exaggeration.  but you get the idea.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 25, 2009, 02:20:59 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 25, 2009, 01:28:01 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on June 25, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
getting tickets tomarrow

getting tickets taday. :)

I'm also getting them twoday.

:lol:

Has there been anymore dates added yet? Texas please.

nope.  no TX yet.  but I see about 47 stops in IL.  whats up with that?

okay, so 47 is a slight exaggeration.  but you get the idea.

I bet Obama has something to do with it. Or Oprah.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
I just bought my ticket.   my anxiety level is through the roof.

after ticketmaster fucked up and froze up my computer 4 times it then decided to deny my credit card 3 times until it finally accepted it.  which in turn set off my anti-virus softwate.
another freeze up.  start over.      which then leads to a $23 dollar ticket somehow turning into a $38.90 ticket.      and I'd like to believe I'm finally free and clear. which I will only truly accept when I see the ticket arrive in my mailbox.

burn ticketmaster, burn.

I need a drink.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 03:34:41 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
I just bought my ticket.   my anxiety level is through the roof.

after ticketmaster fucked up and froze up my computer 4 times it then decided to deny my credit card 3 times until it finally accepted it.  which in turn set off my anti-virus softwate.
another freeze up.  start over.      which then leads to a $23 dollar ticket somehow turning into a $38.90 ticket.      and I'd like to believe I'm finally free and clear. which I will only truly accept when I see the ticket arrive in my mailbox.

burn ticketmaster, burn.

I need a drink.

38 dollars? Sonofabitch.

*Edit* I just went to get mine and now it says they don't go on sale until tomorrow at 5. I was on the site this morning and it said they went on sale at 4pm today. What the hell? :?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 03:55:06 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 03:34:41 PM
Quote from: glen on June 25, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
I just bought my ticket.   my anxiety level is through the roof.

after ticketmaster fucked up and froze up my computer 4 times it then decided to deny my credit card 3 times until it finally accepted it.  which in turn set off my anti-virus softwate.
another freeze up.  start over.      which then leads to a $23 dollar ticket somehow turning into a $38.90 ticket.      and I'd like to believe I'm finally free and clear. which I will only truly accept when I see the ticket arrive in my mailbox.

burn ticketmaster, burn.

I need a drink.

38 dollars? Sonofabitch.

*Edit* I just went to get mine and they said it doesn't go on sale until tomorrow at 5. I was on the site this morning and it said they went on sale at 4pm today. What the hell? :?

Also, what's the Premium/VIP package?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 04:06:46 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 03:55:06 PM

Also, what's the Premium/VIP package?

I wondered that but was so unable to gain a solid line of transaction that I said fuck it.

and can I also bitch about the offered $7 insurance?  isn't that a mild form of blackmail?  they are "suggesting" that something might happen to my tickets if I don't shell out $7?

another reason I avoid ticketmaster size shows at all costs.  ONLY for MELVINS.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 25, 2009, 04:08:17 PM
Quote from: Jozzy on June 25, 2009, 03:34:41 PM


*Edit* I just went to get mine and now it says they don't go on sale until tomorrow at 5. I was on the site this morning and it said they went on sale at 4pm today. What the hell? :?

that makes me feel pretty confident about my purchase.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 25, 2009, 04:23:51 PM
 :( :( :( :(
why are they touring together?
they're playing charlotte...i don't know if i want to go
i love melvins...but i really hate pantera/phil anselmo fans
it's like melvins and jonas brothers together

i need to throw up and cry
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 25, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
You should go, it's Melvins.

Besides, Weedeater is a great band as well.


Just got two for the Pdx show.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 25, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 25, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
You should go, it's Melvins.

Besides, Weedeater is a great band as well.


Just got two for the Pdx show.
if you say i should idle, i will
you're a wise man.
still freaks me out.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on June 25, 2009, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 25, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on June 25, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
You should go, it's Melvins.

Besides, Weedeater is a great band as well.


Just got two for the Pdx show.
if you say i should idle, i will
you're a wise man.
still freaks me out.
I'm far from wise.    You should go anyway :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 25, 2009, 04:59:47 PM
bring your mom!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 25, 2009, 05:31:19 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 25, 2009, 04:23:51 PM
they're playing charlotte...
...but i really hate pantera/phil anselmo fans
add NASCAR to this ^ 

Nice combos, should be a stellar crowd.   :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 25, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
I was just thinking that when they toured with the Lucky Stars..that was probably more of a mismatch than Down + melvins.   

Does anyone remember the name of the band that opened for the melvins in the mid nineties; they were heavy on using samples?  Not white zombie..
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 25, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
is there a final list of tour dates anywhere?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 25, 2009, 08:16:01 PM
can't get any for the seattle show until tomorrow.. unless anybody wants to give me the presale password :P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 25, 2009, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: danimal on June 25, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
is there a final list of tour dates anywhere?
go to the home page from teh forum  and in the upper right hand corner is a magical little button that says tour dates! TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: MeddlingCrybaby on June 25, 2009, 08:19:40 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on June 25, 2009, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: danimal on June 25, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
is there a final list of tour dates anywhere?
go to the home page from teh forum  and in the upper right hand corner is a magical little button that says tour dates! TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Your jerk meter is on nine, turn it down to five.  There isn't a complete list yet.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 25, 2009, 08:26:13 PM
its better than nothing!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 26, 2009, 12:09:37 AM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on June 25, 2009, 08:26:13 PM
its better than nothing!

better than nothing wasn't what i asked for
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 26, 2009, 09:05:21 AM
Taken from Weedeaters touring page....
http://www.tonedeaftouring.com/wee.htm


Downtown Music, Little Rock AR w/Rwake, Royal Thunder
08/02/09 Cain's Ballroom, Tulsa OK w/Down, Danava
08/03/09 Beaumont Club, Kansas City MO w/Down, Danava
08/04/09 The Venue at Playmaker's, Fargo ND w/Down, Danava
08/06/09 Burton Cummings Theatre, Winnipeg MB w/Down, Voivod, Danava
08/07/09 Edmonton Events Centre, Edmonton MB w/Down, Voivod, Danava
08/08/09 MacEwan Hall, Calgary AB w/Down, Voivod, Danava
08/10/09 Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver BC w/Down, Voivod, Danava
08/11/09 Showbox SoDo, Seattle WA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/12/09 Roseland Theater, Portland OR w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/14/09 Grand Ballroom, San Francisco CA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/15/09 The Wiltern, Los Angeles CA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/16/09 House of Blues, San Diego CA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/18/09 House of Blues, Anaheim CA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/19/09 House of Blues, Las Vegas CA w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/21/09 In The Venue, Salt Lake City UT w/Down, Melvins, Danava
08/22/09 Gothic Theatre, Denver CO w/Down, Melvins, Danava
09/01/09 CW Center Stage, Atlanta GA w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/02/09 House of Blues, Lake Bueno Vista FL w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/08/09 Sonar, Baltimore MD w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/09/09 Northern Lights, Clifton Park NY w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/11/09 Nokia Theatre Times Square, New York NY w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/12/09 Electric Factory, Philadelphia PA w/Down, Evil Army
09/13/09 House of Blues, Boston MA w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/15/09 Webster Theater, Hartford CT w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/16/09 Main Street Armory, Rochester NY w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/18/09 Koolhaus, Toronto ON w/Down, Voivod, Evil Army
09/19/09 Emerald Theatre, Detroit MI w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/21/09 The Vogue Theatre, Indianapolis IN w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/22/09 House of Blues, Cleveland OH w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/24/09 Sokol Auditorium, Omaha NE w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/25/09 Pop's, Sauget IL w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army
09/26/09 The Pearl Room, Mokena IL w/Down, Melvins, Evil Army


Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 26, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
melvins + weedeater + danava isnt a bad deal at all, and you can go home early if you dont like down.

does anyone know evil army?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 26, 2009, 09:20:10 AM
Evil Army's pretty cool, I could see people not liking them though.  3 piece really simple old school thrash inspired ruckus, i dig it.  haven't heard Danava yet, i'll check em out since that's who i'm getting.  i like Down a lot too so i'm stoked for this lineup.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 26, 2009, 09:25:55 AM
Also, for some reason Charlotte and Myrtle Beach are not listed. They are 9/5 and 9/7. Maybe Weedeater won't be at those shows or something?  :-k
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 26, 2009, 09:42:02 AM
Still no Texass.  :|
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Jozzy on June 26, 2009, 04:20:41 PM
Must've re-routed the tour a bit. Changed the Myrtle Beach date and added a Knoxville show...

Fri Sep 4, 2009 House of Blues - Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, SC

Sun Sep 6, 2009 The Valarium Knoxville, TN
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 26, 2009, 04:44:13 PM
Well they need to re-route it to TX.  :x










chances are they'll play Austin or Dallas and I won't be able to go anyway.  :|
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 26, 2009, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 26, 2009, 04:44:13 PM


chances are they'll play Austin or Dallas and I won't be able to go anyway.  :|

find a way.   you can get there from where you're at.  :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on June 26, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
checked out Danava, i like em =D&gt;
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 26, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
They should hit TX than wind thru AZ.  :D

I still bought a ticket for the Denver show though,  I got a free place to stay out there.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 26, 2009, 10:53:56 PM
Quote from: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 26, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
They should hit TX than wind thru AZ.  :D

[-o&lt;

Quote from: glen on June 26, 2009, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: rictus on June 26, 2009, 04:44:13 PM


chances are they'll play Austin or Dallas and I won't be able to go anyway.  :|

find a way.   you can get there from where you're at.  :)

These are tough economic times Glen. I'll see what I can do, ok? Let's see some TX dates first.  :)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 26, 2009, 11:57:40 PM
don't expect it. i've seen all of the dates for aug and sept and its all upper midwest, west and east coast.  closest to me is knoxville and there's no date for new orleans, any in alabama, and texas.  i feel somewhat relieved to say its just too much money to pay for watching an opening band.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 07:09:51 AM
Who are these Down douchebags anyway?  They've gotta be on page 100 of results when you search youtube or google.  Stoked to see Melvins touring, bummed they're touring w/ a bunch of tools (based simply on their pic on ticketmaster).  Anybody got a link to their shit, so I can see if I need to schedule something else to do after the GD Melvins set?

Yo, Ricktus, I once passed up on a GWAR show in Richmond.  It was only 2 hours away and it was only 4 bucks, but I didn't have the four bucks (20 years ago mind you), so I stayed home.  Later that night, when folks rolled in from the show, I learned that, not only did they crucify Santa; they fucked Rudolph in the ass.  And I missed it, because I couldn't spare four measly bucks.  Now, set that big pussy of yours aside and make it to the show.  (Just playing big fella.)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 27, 2009, 08:35:18 AM
Obvious troll is obvious











(Irony intended)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Captain CoryCory on June 27, 2009, 09:51:59 AM
I don't see any new dates listed on their myspace. This'll certainly be interesting.

If this is truly true, Indianapolis is the closest I can go to (Since Down is playing there, maybe they'll bring their new buddies with them?), which is roughly a two-hour drive for me. If it's true I'm going, car exploding like dick cheney's heart or not!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 27, 2009, 08:35:18 AM
Obvious troll is obvious


(Irony intended)

Obvious Troll?  Is that like Captain Obvious?  Like it's so fucking obvious that Down are a bunch of douches?

No, I would seriously like to see/hear these douches before I make plans to waste my time at their show.  And, "Down" is like "and" or "the" when you're searching the net.  So, what the fuck?  You got a link?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
In case anyone else wants to check these tools out: 

http://www.myspace.com/downnola

Sounds pretty much like metal^2 redux.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: PhilxCore on June 27, 2009, 03:01:27 PM
I wasn't this shit as a troll was I?

Atleast give me that people?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on June 27, 2009, 03:05:03 PM
Yes :D Rochester, Wed. 9/16 @ Main St. Armory.
Less than an hour away. I didn't want to have to burn a VAC day for either Cleveland or Clifton Park which are both in the middle of the week.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 27, 2009, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
In case anyone else wants to check these tools out: 

http://www.myspace.com/downnola

Sounds pretty much like metal^2 redux.
No thanks, I'll pass.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on June 27, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
 I was gonna run out and get a ticket for this today, but I'll wait until it's officially confirmed at either Melvins myspace and the Ipecac site. I would be extremely pissed if I spent $30 on this ticket, and it turned out the Melvins had a night for some reason. For instance, they won't be playing w/ Down on 9/12 in Philly because that's the night of ATP at Monticello.



Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: danimal on June 28, 2009, 07:46:15 PM
i was going to do that too, but nokia theater site lists melvins, so it seemed good.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: DevilsEve666 on June 28, 2009, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 07:09:51 AM
Who are these Down douchebags anyway?  They've gotta be on page 100 of results when you search youtube or google.  Stoked to see Melvins touring, bummed they're touring w/ a bunch of tools (based simply on their pic on ticketmaster).  Anybody got a link to their shit, so I can see if I need to schedule something else to do after the GD Melvins set?

Yo, Ricktus, I once passed up on a GWAR show in Richmond.  It was only 2 hours away and it was only 4 bucks, but I didn't have the four bucks (20 years ago mind you), so I stayed home.  Later that night, when folks rolled in from the show, I learned that, not only did they crucify Santa; they fucked Rudolph in the ass.  And I missed it, because I couldn't spare four measly bucks.  Now, set that big pussy of yours aside and make it to the show.  (Just playing big fella.)

anyone who cries for missing a GWAR show is in fact a tool...
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 28, 2009, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: DevilsEve666 on June 28, 2009, 09:45:46 PM


anyone who cries for missing a GWAR show is in fact a tool...

Gwar fans are the worst.  They're essentially Juggalos.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: norecess on June 29, 2009, 02:42:54 AM
GWAR rules, you fools. nothing beats a GWAR show. i'll be seeing them next month, i wonder if they're gonna do something with Obama.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on June 29, 2009, 02:49:41 AM
Quote from: violent office on June 28, 2009, 10:07:18 PM

Gwar fans are the worst.  They're essentially Juggalos.

Have you ever encountered real Juggalos? The kind from around the Michigan and surrounding states? It's almost depressing to look at these people.


Also, GWAR is great, they're really fun to see live.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: blackjosh on June 29, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
BUZZ KILLED DIMEBAG.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: violent office on June 29, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
Quote from: theamazingkort on June 29, 2009, 02:49:41 AM
Quote from: violent office on June 28, 2009, 10:07:18 PM

Gwar fans are the worst.  They're essentially Juggalos.

Have you ever encountered real Juggalos? The kind from around the Michigan and surrounding states?

Yes.  They are truly awful.  I have also seen Gwar, but not in about 18 years.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: dead mike on June 29, 2009, 07:24:47 PM
Typical, as soon as I move out of Charlotte, the Melvins decide to play there.

(http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7333/pictures/BobRake.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: moderndayviking on June 29, 2009, 08:48:37 PM


So for all the people that seem so angry about Melvins touring with Down, I have one question....


What did you think about the shows they did with Rush????

Who cares who they play with, and Down isn't the worst band I can think of to see them with.  I'm glad they aren't touring with Rockstar Supernova or some shit like that....
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: blackjosh on June 29, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
(http://www.goddessintheirgarden.com/2112back%20copy.jpg)

If you think Rush's music is good, but you don't like Geddy's voice.  Give it time.  Listen again in a few years.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 29, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: blackjosh on June 29, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
(http://www.goddessintheirgarden.com/2112back%20copy.jpg)

If you think Rush's music is good, but you don't like Geddy's voice.  Give it time.  Listen again in a few years.
What's plan b?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 29, 2009, 11:09:14 PM
Just bought a new cell phone, also received new car charger along with it. Problem is my cigarette lighter in my car doesn't work.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 30, 2009, 06:33:17 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 29, 2009, 11:09:14 PM
Just bought a new cell phone, also received new car charger along with it. Problem is my cigarette lighter in my car doesn't work.

I suspect a thread superimposition.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 30, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Don't eat the cheddar biscuits, they'll fill you up before the shrimp starts arriving.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on June 30, 2009, 08:11:55 AM
Quote from: glen on June 30, 2009, 06:33:17 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 29, 2009, 11:09:14 PM
Just bought a new cell phone, also received new car charger along with it. Problem is my cigarette lighter in my car doesn't work.

I suspect a thread superimposition.

I suspect  :toke:

Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on June 30, 2009, 09:15:50 AM
stop it.  you two are killing me.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Captain CoryCory on June 30, 2009, 09:42:34 AM
Quote from: violent office on June 28, 2009, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: DevilsEve666 on June 28, 2009, 09:45:46 PM


anyone who cries for missing a GWAR show is in fact a tool...

Gwar fans are the worst.  They're essentially Juggalos.

Heavy metal juggalos. Speaking of which, GWAR's playing at The GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS. I thought they hated those "fucken' clown bands". It's all kinds of fucking hilarious.

Anyways, if Melvins plays Indianapolis, I'll go if I can hitch a ride from someone.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 30, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 30, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Don't eat the cheddar biscuits, they'll fill you up before the shrimp starts arriving.

i don't have that problem. :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Juan on June 30, 2009, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 30, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: Buick on June 30, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Don't eat the cheddar biscuits, they'll fill you up before the shrimp starts arriving.

i don't have that problem. :D

Fart Eyes is a fatty.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 30, 2009, 02:56:59 PM
Fatty Fart!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on June 30, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
fatty in ways that makes your moms happy!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on June 30, 2009, 07:22:35 PM
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3145/iliketurtles.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 02:19:53 PM
Quote from: beersnob on June 27, 2009, 10:30:07 AM
  And, "Down" is like "and" or "the" when you're searching the net.  So, what the fuck?  You got a link?

TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN.  WHEN I USED TO LOOK FOR BOOTLEGS IT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANY.  I'D ALWAYS GET HITS FOR SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND THREE DOORS DOWN. ](*,)

NO DOWN BY LAW THOUGH. (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 02:21:08 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 27, 2009, 03:01:27 PM
I wasn't this shit as a troll was I?

Atleast give me that people?
TROLLS ARE THE WORST. 8) 

CAPS ARE COOL. 8)

AND I'D LOVE A BIDET RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: moderndayviking on June 29, 2009, 08:48:37 PM


So for all the people that seem so angry about Melvins touring with Down, I have one question....


What did you think about the shows they did with Rush????

:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: nothintothenotice on July 02, 2009, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: moderndayviking on June 29, 2009, 08:48:37 PM


So for all the people that seem so angry about Melvins touring with Down, I have one question....


What did you think about the shows they did with Rush????

:lol:
rush = better then down
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: GetchaPull84 on July 02, 2009, 09:48:28 PM
I've seen Down the last coupla times here in Seattle.... lame ass shit.  Uninspired, watered down, lackluster, etc.  I agree with whoever said Pepper looked bored, no doubt about it.

Rather see Crowbar and COC tour and leave Phil in his barn shooting up his neck and toe veins in good ol' Nawlins.  Melvins will be fuckin' outrageous!!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 11:04:21 PM
Quote from: nothintothenotice on July 02, 2009, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: moderndayviking on June 29, 2009, 08:48:37 PM


So for all the people that seem so angry about Melvins touring with Down, I have one question....


What did you think about the shows they did with Rush????

:lol:
rush = better then down

OK :roll:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: GetchaPull84 on July 02, 2009, 09:48:28 PM
I've seen Down the last coupla times here in Seattle.... lame ass shit.  Uninspired, watered down, lackluster, etc.  I agree with whoever said Pepper looked bored, no doubt about it.

Rather see Crowbar and COC tour and leave Phil in his barn shooting up his neck and toe veins in good ol' Nawlins.  Melvins will be fuckin' outrageous!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  OH MAN, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!  DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL? =D&gt;
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 02, 2009, 11:18:33 PM
if you thought Down was boring the first time, why would you go again? :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 02, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 03, 2009, 12:48:22 AM
 :arrow:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: (the) Razor on July 03, 2009, 07:40:41 AM
 :?:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on July 03, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
 Friday, July 03, 2009 ( Melvins Myspace)
   
More confirmed dates!
Here are a few more confirmed dates. These are all headlining shows without Down. More dates to follow.

August

7th San Jose, CA  The Blank Club

9th Eugene, OR  John Henrys

27th San Antonio, TX  Rock Bottom
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 03, 2009, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 03, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
Friday, July 03, 2009 ( Melvins Myspace)
   
More confirmed dates!
Here are a few more confirmed dates. These are all headlining shows without Down. More dates to follow.

August

7th San Jose, CA  The Blank Club

9th Eugene, OR  John Henrys

27th San Antonio, TX  Rock Bottom
none of those include nashville, so to hell with you.
















:P
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 03, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
Friday, July 03, 2009 ( Melvins Myspace)
   
More confirmed dates!
Here are a few more confirmed dates. These are all headlining shows without Down. More dates to follow.

August

7th San Jose, CA  The Blank Club

9th Eugene, OR  John Henrys

27th San Antonio, TX  Rock Bottom

holy.....fucking.........shit...... the blank club???  that place is fucking tiny, i feel spoiled now.   and i wonder who the special guests will be.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on July 03, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 03, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
Friday, July 03, 2009 ( Melvins Myspace)
   
More confirmed dates!
Here are a few more confirmed dates. These are all headlining shows without Down. More dates to follow.

August

7th San Jose, CA  The Blank Club

9th Eugene, OR  John Henrys

27th San Antonio, TX  Rock Bottom

holy.....fucking.........shit...... the blank club???  that place is fucking tiny, i feel spoiled now.   and i wonder who the special guests will be.
WTF!   :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
you ever been there man?  i've seen High On Fire there like 4 times, it's a pretty cool place.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on July 03, 2009, 07:49:41 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
you ever been there man?  i've seen High On Fire there like 4 times, it's a pretty cool place.
Nah, It's been ages since I've been into clubs in SJ.

Ever hear of:

Marsuggi's (sp)
Cactus Club
FX


*Tickets purchased*   Woooooo FU*KING Hooooooo!  
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on July 03, 2009, 07:59:01 PM
 I noticed the Melvins have two nights off between Rochester & Detroit, 9/17 & 9/18. It would be awesome if they did their own gig in Buffalo one of those two nights, like at Soundlab, Tralf, or Mohawk Place. I'm not holding my breath though. Bought my Roch ticket yesterday, $33 final price. I would think Buffalo's Town Ballroom wants in on this action too for the whole tour package, but I'm hoping the Melvins can get their own gig on the off night in one of the smaller Buffalo clubs. I'd have to go to that too.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: rictus on July 03, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 03, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
Friday, July 03, 2009 ( Melvins Myspace)
   
More confirmed dates!
Here are a few more confirmed dates. These are all headlining shows without Down. More dates to follow.

August

7th San Jose, CA  The Blank Club

9th Eugene, OR  John Henrys

27th San Antonio, TX  Rock Bottom

So close, yet so far away.  :|
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 11:47:33 PM
Quote from: Buick on July 03, 2009, 07:49:41 PM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
you ever been there man?  i've seen High On Fire there like 4 times, it's a pretty cool place.
Nah, It's been ages since I've been into clubs in SJ.

Ever hear of:

Marsuggi's (sp)
Cactus Club
FX


*Tickets purchased*   Woooooo FU*KING Hooooooo!   

i've heard of the Cactus Club, but not the others.  fuckin stoked for this.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on July 04, 2009, 01:37:32 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 03, 2009, 11:47:33 PM
i've heard of the Cactus Club, but not the others.  fuckin stoked for this.
The FX was across the street from the Cactus club on the corner. Marsugi's was on the same side of 1st st. next block towards Original Joe's.

Good memories.

Melvins
Helmet
Primus
Coffin Break
Urge Overkill
Didjits
Tad
Nirvana
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Idlehanz on July 04, 2009, 06:07:58 PM
Nice.....A straight up Melvins show and a Down/Melvins show within a few days.  

I'm willing to bet it's BB opening and then Melvins.  What else would it be?  Unless Weedeater is running the same path up from LA to start the tour?



Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on July 06, 2009, 07:35:33 AM
jared say big business will not be playing during this tour.  of course he wasn't show specific.
just a generic "we will not be playing".
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: ConJuan on July 06, 2009, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: glen on July 06, 2009, 07:35:33 AM
jared say big business will not be playing during this tour.  of course he wasn't show specific.
just a generic "we will not be playing".
Perhaps he's taking a stand.  Maybe he reads this forum and he's doing it out of loyalty to al Melvins fans who don't approve.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 06, 2009, 11:01:46 AM
then they'd just leave toshi at home.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on July 06, 2009, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on July 06, 2009, 11:01:46 AM
then they'd just leave toshi at home.
yeah,let the man work on the new Shrinebuilder 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 06, 2009, 05:51:07 PM
Quote from: black stallion on July 06, 2009, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on July 06, 2009, 11:01:46 AM
then they'd just leave toshi at home.
yeah,let the man work on the new Shrinebuilder 8)
that's a great fucking idea!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chomas on July 06, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
I bought the Down CD "NOLA" and I have to admit I really like it.

It's like really heavy rock, almost metal, and it's all killer no filler, which I was surprised about.  Plus Anselmo holds it down consistently, although the song structures are kinda predictable.  But badass nonetheless.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on July 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
The title of this thread should actually read:

"Melvins and Clown to tour"
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on July 06, 2009, 09:13:58 PM
Quote from: Buick on July 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
The title of this thread should actually read:

"Melvins and Clown to tour"

Oh Snap! No he de-ent!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 06, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
noooooo funny business
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:33:43 AM
Quote from: Buick on July 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
The title of this thread should actually read:

"Melvins and Clown to tour"
Putting the Melvins name first suggests they're headlining. [-X
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 12:38:08 AM
who cares who's headlining, doesn't mean shit anyways.  my band has a bigger fanbase so neener neener.  when has that ever mattered when it comes to the quality of the music?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 12:38:08 AM
who cares who's headlining, doesn't mean shit anyways.  my band has a bigger fanbase so neener neener.  when has that ever mattered when it comes to the quality of the music?
Quality Is All About Opinion And Perception. In The Meantime, Let's At Least Get The Billing Grammar Proper. :-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on July 07, 2009, 05:42:26 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:33:43 AM
Quote from: Buick on July 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
The title of this thread should actually read:

"Melvins and Clown to tour"
Putting the Melvins name first suggests they're headlining. [-X

I think your computer is broke.  you wore the caps key out.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 07:49:35 AM
Quote from: glen on July 07, 2009, 05:42:26 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:33:43 AM
Quote from: Buick on July 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
The title of this thread should actually read:

"Melvins and Clown to tour"
Putting the Melvins name first suggests they're headlining. [-X

I think your computer is broke.  you wore the caps key out.
I think "the man" is on another post-editing power trip.:-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on July 07, 2009, 07:51:17 AM
"the man" does nice work.

:)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:13:44 AM
Quote from: glen on July 07, 2009, 07:51:17 AM
"the man" does nice work.

:)
I can't believe it's worth the hassle. :-s
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
I'm acting like a douche because i am a douche. Let's at least get some perspective here. =;
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 07, 2009, 09:56:17 AM
you never lost your doucheness to me.  carry on.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 10:26:53 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on July 07, 2009, 09:56:17 AM
you never lost your doucheness to me.  carry on.
It's what I do. (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Chomas on July 07, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
I'M ACTING LIKE A DOUCHE BECAUSE I AM A DOUCHE.  LET'S AT LEAST GET SOME PERSPECTIVE HERE. =;

hard to argue with that
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: change&suffocation on July 07, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
I'M ACTING LIKE A DOUCHE BECAUSE I AM A DOUCHE.  LET'S AT LEAST GET SOME PERSPECTIVE HERE. =;

hard to argue with that
Of course.  I like to be absolute. =D&gt;
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 07, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: change&suffocation on July 07, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
I'M ACTING LIKE A DOUCHE BECAUSE I AM A DOUCHE.  LET'S AT LEAST GET SOME PERSPECTIVE HERE. =;

hard to argue with that
Of course.  I like to be absolute. =D&gt;
you, sir, are no juan(ita).
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on July 07, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: change&suffocation on July 07, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
Quote from: IrvingtonFoster on July 07, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
whatever, i'm a fan of Down too, but there's no need to act like a douche just cause other people don't like them.
I'M ACTING LIKE A DOUCHE BECAUSE I AM A DOUCHE.  LET'S AT LEAST GET SOME PERSPECTIVE HERE. =;

hard to argue with that
Of course.  I like to be absolute. =D&gt;
you, sir, are no juan(ita).
Like juan valdez? :)  Every morning, me and my donkey go pick coffee beans. Premium beans!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:17:54 PM
Boy just look at that pyramid of ignorance grow.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:17:54 PM
Boy just look at that pyramid of ignorance grow.
Give it time.  It gets bigger.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
I seriously hope you fall in a mosh pit and get trampled.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 07:30:15 PM
Quote from: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
I seriously hope you fall in a mosh pit and get trampled.
Cheers.  I'm hoping the same, even though I don't bother going in them anymore.  :-k
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:43:17 PM
I didn't say you were in it willingly. People like you get tossed in there all the time. It's probably the most amusing part of a mosh pit.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 07, 2009, 11:39:18 PM
Quote from: theamazingkort on July 07, 2009, 07:43:17 PM
I didn't say you were in it willingly. People like you get tossed in there all the time. It's probably the most amusing part of a mosh pit.
i handle myself just fine if i wind up in one. i could care less. move along with your next attempted slam. :-({|=
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on July 08, 2009, 02:21:34 AM
No, really.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 08, 2009, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: theamazingkort on July 08, 2009, 02:21:34 AM
No, really.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: IrvingtonFoster on July 09, 2009, 07:53:02 AM
apparently Nick Cave likes Down

(http://www.wickedcrossover.com/down/tour/2009/misc/cavea.jpg)

(http://www.wickedcrossover.com/down/tour/2009/misc/caveb.jpg)

(http://www.wickedcrossover.com/down/tour/2009/misc/cavec.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on July 09, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
His last album was so good, I'll forgive him.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: erin on July 09, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 09, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
His last album was so good, I'll forgive him.
The Birthday Party was better.  :D
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Leroy on July 09, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
who is headlining for this tour?  Melvins or Down?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
Quote from: Leroy on July 09, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
who is headlining for this tour?  Melvins or Down?

down.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
melvins.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:56:17 PM
your chocolate is in my peanut butter.  your peanut butter is in my chocolate.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
wait that sounds nasty
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Quote from: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
wait that sounds nasty

and tasty at the same time. how does that work?
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 09, 2009, 06:41:30 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Quote from: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
wait that sounds nasty

and tasty at the same time. how does that work?
no pics.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Buick GN on July 09, 2009, 09:54:59 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
Quote from: Leroy on July 09, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
who is headlining for this tour?  Melvins or Down?

down       clown
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Smellis on July 10, 2009, 12:08:06 AM
Quote from: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Quote from: Smellis on July 09, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
wait that sounds nasty

and tasty at the same time. how does that work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93hxKtd4CdA

Someone please kick my ass for hijacking the thread
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: black stallion on July 10, 2009, 05:26:46 AM
Quote from: erin on July 09, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 09, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
His last album was so good, I'll forgive him.
The Birthday Party was better.  :D
seconded
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on July 10, 2009, 09:02:27 AM
Quote from: black stallion on July 10, 2009, 05:26:46 AM
Quote from: erin on July 09, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on July 09, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
His last album was so good, I'll forgive him.
The Birthday Party was better.  :D
seconded

ok, but i think it's the best N.C & T.B.S.s album.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 12, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Buick on July 09, 2009, 09:54:59 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
Quote from: Leroy on July 09, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
who is headlining for this tour?  Melvins or Down?

down       clown
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN!  YOU'RE A RIOT!! :lol: :lol: :lol:  DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL?  CALL CONAN FOR A JOB!  I'M SURE HE'S ANXIOUSLY AWAITING INGENUITY LIKE THIS! :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 13, 2009, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 12, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Buick on July 09, 2009, 09:54:59 PM
Quote from: the ether bunny on July 09, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
Quote from: Leroy on July 09, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
who is headlining for this tour?  Melvins or Down?

down       clown
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN!  YOU'RE A RIOT!! :lol: :lol: :lol:  DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL?  CALL CONAN FOR A JOB!  I'M SURE HE'S ANXIOUSLY AWAITING INGENUITY LIKE THIS! :lol:
i called. conan says lay off the caps key, suckeye!
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 13, 2009, 12:46:33 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: Schnabster on July 13, 2009, 06:47:36 AM
BigFil is the new Ministry Fiend!  :lol:

Lips is at it again, I give  BigFil 1 month from now on, until he vanishes.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 13, 2009, 08:18:19 AM
Quote from: Schnabster on July 13, 2009, 06:47:36 AM
BigFil is the new Ministry Fiend!  :lol:

Lips is at it again, I give  BigFil 1 month from now on, until he vanishes.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED. [-X
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: FartLips on July 13, 2009, 11:16:34 AM
*everybody read this except bigfil.*

let's all go to the down board. he'll wonder where we went. shhhhhh.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 13, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on July 13, 2009, 11:16:34 AM
*everybody read this except bigfil.*

let's all go to the down board. he'll wonder where we went. shhhhhh.
SWEET!  A BOARD ALL TO MYSELF. :D  CAN ADMIN AND MODS KEEP CHECKING IN SO MY POSTS GET CENSORED? 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: glen on July 13, 2009, 12:17:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 13, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
can admin and mods keep checking in so my posts get censored? 8)

consider it done.

(see?  we're on top of shit)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: bigfil38 on July 13, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: glen on July 13, 2009, 12:17:26 PM
Quote from: bigfil38 on July 13, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
can admin and mods keep checking in so my posts get censored? 8)

consider it done.

(see?  we're on top of shit)

GLEN, I'VE FOUND VERY LITTLE THAT I CAN'T ARGUE ABOUT ON THIS BOARD.  CONSIDER THIS ONE OF THEM. 8)
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: theamazingkort on July 13, 2009, 02:07:46 PM
I'd like to break his fingers just so he wont be able to post any more fucking emoticons.
Title: Re: Melvins and Down to tour
Post by: jules on April 26, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
THAT WAS A FUCKING AWESOME READ, I LAUGHED TEARS AND WIPED MY EYES WITH HANDS THAT HAD JUST BEEN CHOPPING CHILLIES. I STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY, THEN. I FEEL A BIT GUILTY THAT I'VE RUINED THE PUNCH LINE NOW.

Quote from: theamazingkort on July 13, 2009, 02:07:46 PM
I'd like to break his fingers just so he wont be able to post any more fucking emoticons.