HEW TIME - All Drumming album from Dale, Coady, and Joe Plummer

[meezer]

Possibly in the same vein as this great record. Who knows?

Joyful Noise record company magnate announces New Dale Crover record goes on sale tomorrow for VIP members only (  time to join? )!

The thing has 6 freakin holes! Got that, Shia Lebuff? HOLES! approx six o them! 

[black stallion]

mmmmmh

[moose]

I don't get it

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I don't get it

Six holes, with corresponding grooves, that allow you to move the record so you hear a different song for each hole.  I'm assuming you get six different songs? drum solos? by Dale.

[buddy holiday]

I don't get it

Six holes, with corresponding grooves, that allow you to move the record so you hear a different song for each hole.  I'm assuming you get six different songs? drum solos? by Dale.

correct, it's 12 if you flip the record... for die hards only... i pass, this thing is super fragile, plus its lathe cut and will sound respectivly...

[deatheats]

Already sold out...they were $100 a pop, total of 127 made.
I really wanted one, but I've been buying a bit too much of late.


"This 12-sided record format required Crover to work within a highly constraining framework... kind of like a haiku. To comply with the format, Crover had to compose twelve separate pieces of music, each less than 30 seconds in length. What emerged from this rigid experiment were twelve distinct musical trajectories, which have themselves become the seeds for Crover's upcoming full-length album (slated for release in 2017)."

01. Slide On Up (0:27)
02. The Short Con (0:26)
03. Our Supreme Leader (0:16)
04. String Bean (0:32)
05. Why Not? (0:11)
06. Prismo (0:15)
07. Trick Dirt (0:29)
08. Chicken Ala King (0:30)
09. Vulnavia (0:30)
10. None No More (0:31)
11. Horse Pills (0:30)
12. Just Walk Around (0:29)

[Jozzy]

100 dollars for 5 minutes and 3 seconds of music

[Idlehanz]

Really? I never even got an email. Shit.

[deatheats]

Really? I never even got an email. Shit.

I feel your pain!  In fact if I hadn't originally missed the War Pussy 10" when it came out, I wouldn't have bought it on ebay last night and might have spent that money on this instead.

Oh wells, can't win em all.

[deatheats]

100 dollars for 5 minutes and 3 seconds of music

Joyful noise even expected this response 

"A note about the price: Yes, it would be totally insane to pay $100 for 5 minutes of audio. But music is not all you are buying here. This is one of the most unique records ever made in the history of music. Each of the 127 copies required over an hour of work to make, not to mention the countless hours that were put into the design, composition and recording. If you cannot afford this art object, feel free to wait for Dale's full-length. But to those who can afford it, you can comfort yourself in the knowledge that in the not-too-distant future this record will be sold on Ebay for a far more obscene amount of money. $100 is the least expensive price you'll ever see for this one-of-a-kind record."

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Really? I never even got an email. Shit.

Same here.

[GrimReaper]

I just can't see paying $5 bucks a month to be a VIP. I mean, I spend more that that on one drink most of the time, but that's just my opinion.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I just can't see paying $5 bucks a month to be a VIP. I mean, I spend more that that on one drink most of the time, but that's just my opinion.

The owner of the label posted an ad on facebook, saying more or less 'this isn't an ad, but I'm going to be selling a rare Dale Crover album on Friday!'  What is it?  'Oh, I can't tell you, I want subscribers to get first chance, but you can pay $5 to find out tomorrow!' 

[Jozzy]

100 dollars for 5 minutes and 3 seconds of music

Joyful noise even expected this response 

"A note about the price: Yes, it would be totally insane to pay $100 for 5 minutes of audio. But music is not all you are buying here. This is one of the most unique records ever made in the history of music. Each of the 127 copies required over an hour of work to make, not to mention the countless hours that were put into the design, composition and recording. If you cannot afford this art object, feel free to wait for Dale's full-length. But to those who can afford it, you can comfort yourself in the knowledge that in the not-too-distant future this record will be sold on Ebay for a far more obscene amount of money. $100 is the least expensive price you'll ever see for this one-of-a-kind record."

Don't get me wrong, if I was flush with cash I would buy it...it looks awesome.

[black stallion]

which have themselves become the seeds for Crover's upcoming full-length album (slated for release in 2017)."