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Title: Melvins is Gay
Post by: the melvins on August 08, 2003, 04:27:22 PM
this mother fucker made a site on how he thinks how gay the melvins are.

http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/

sign his guestbook and give him a piece of ur mind and tell him the melvins arent gay.
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: turnacus on August 08, 2003, 04:44:32 PM
You are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: the melvins on August 08, 2003, 09:19:30 PM
Quote from: turnacusYou are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?

i hate friends.
why do you ask?
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: turnacus on August 08, 2003, 09:52:10 PM
Because you have no sense of humor, or maybe I'm missing sarcasm in your post or something.
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: Dr. Gonzo on August 08, 2003, 10:05:07 PM
one dumb fellow....
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: Ed on August 09, 2003, 05:18:29 AM
Melvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: HONKY on August 09, 2003, 08:35:31 AM
you gotta be fuckin kidding me.what the fuck are you talking about.jesus christ, this topic is the lamest, most immature bullshit i've seen yet!Save that kind of garbage for a fuckin' good charlotte messageboard or some shit, and jump down and kiss the ground and thank god you are privaleged enough to even listen to the mighty MELVINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: huber on August 09, 2003, 09:02:24 AM
that loose ass thing should be on their ipecac bio.
Title: Re: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: Beto Brasil on August 09, 2003, 03:54:25 PM
Who made this site http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/  is gay ,of course
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: klump on August 10, 2003, 08:26:32 AM
oh, my fucking god...if you dont get that joke i wonder how you can remember to breathe or understand the melvins music...
BUT , the topic could be a really  genius scam, and since the line between pure idiocy and pure genius is quite thin im just going to release a rear end salute... :idea:
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: BuzzBorn on August 10, 2003, 11:46:13 AM
I allways thought the site was funny it was oubvisouly a joke! if they were beung serious it wouldent be linked through www.themelvins.net
Title: this......mother fucker!!!
Post by: TheSpankDaddy on August 11, 2003, 07:05:38 PM
i love that site...
Title: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Goldi on August 17, 2003, 09:14:49 AM
I think everyone knows this site:

http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/

Do you know what I really like about it...

This guy who did it can't write english and just look at his picture... I think he's the gayest person on earth...
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Ed on August 17, 2003, 10:23:30 AM
Most common topic ever.

I still say it's a funny site, though.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: mantra on August 17, 2003, 12:27:24 PM
ha...yep
Title: Re: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Beto Brasil on August 17, 2003, 12:38:35 PM
Gay is who did this page!
http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/
Title: Re: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: huber on August 18, 2003, 07:19:04 AM
Quote from: Beto BrasilGay is who did this page!

beto, your pro-saddam and anti gay leanings are scaring us all!
:shock:  :shock:   :shock:
you got more vids yet man?
Title: Re: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Beto Brasil on August 18, 2003, 10:35:42 AM
hahahahha, how are you bro?yes man, i got a news videos and cds too,i update my trade page in last friday, check later bro!and you receives some news man?let me know man! :D


:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  hahahahahah

Quote from: huber
Quote from: Beto BrasilGay is who did this page!

beto, your pro-saddam and anti gay leanings are scaring us all!
:shock:  :shock:   :shock:
you got more vids yet man?
Title: Re: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on September 21, 2003, 09:37:45 AM
Quote from: Goldi

This guy who did it can't write english and just look at his picture... I think he's the gayest person on earth...

I think you've bneen duped unless you're being sarcastic. That picture has been ripped straight from a Mullet website...Mulletsgalore.com I believe but I could be wrong. C'mon the site is funny! It's just as likely Buzzo made it as a joke...;)
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: turnacuss on September 21, 2003, 10:56:45 AM
It was a joke, why do so many people take it seriously.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Night Goat on September 21, 2003, 09:07:04 PM
Yeah, I know!  I don't think the jokes about the Melvins are that funny by themselves, but I think it's funny to read how bad his grammar is!  But that doesn't make me call him an asshole.  It's just funny that he took all that time out of his way to make a website devoted to dissing a band that isn't even that huge.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: cooter on September 22, 2003, 06:12:13 AM
How much does it cost to keep up a website anyway?
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Liam aka Leroy on September 22, 2003, 11:37:55 AM
The one that the guy had (The Melvins is Gay site) is free, because it is an Angelfire site.   But to have an "official" web address, I'm not sure how much.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: brian on September 23, 2003, 06:07:26 PM
Quote from: cooterHow much does it cost to keep up a website anyway?

i pay 7.95 a month to have this website, not too bad of a fee for such a fun hobby.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: CausesUnknown on September 23, 2003, 11:02:11 PM
He used my santa cruz picture of Kevin ... http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/gaymail.htm
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Heroin on September 25, 2003, 09:09:39 AM
WTF!? I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! Of COURSE it's totally sarcastic! This guy knows way too much about the Melvins to not be a fan (plus the other evidence already listed). Why is you gay fans got so angry?
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: Dreambox on October 16, 2004, 01:55:51 PM
I suspect the designer of this website is a PANSY DIVISION fan!  Wishful thinking on his part.
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: blacksanta on October 16, 2004, 05:21:23 PM
I just had to sign his gaybook. Cracks me up every time, and I was really needing a laugh. Long live Melvins is Gay! :mrgreen:
Title: Melvins Gay Site...
Post by: groundmeat on October 18, 2004, 12:26:30 AM
That's just a really funny website. I can't believe anyone who loves Melvins would have a problem with it.
Title: Melvins is Gay
Post by: hagus667 on November 30, 2006, 05:05:25 PM
so, I've been wanting to make myself a "Melvins is Gay" t shirt for a while now, with the same font, color, etc. as the classic website of the same name.  I suddenly have all the supplies I need, and was thinking of making myself one and wearing it to the Melvins show tonight.  then the thought creeped into my head that some people may not find it a obviously funny as I do, most importantly the Melvins themselves.  any thoughts?

--hagus
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Idlehanz on November 30, 2006, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: hagus667 on November 30, 2006, 05:05:25 PM
so, I've been wanting to make myself a "Melvins is Gay" t shirt for a while now, with the same font, color, etc. as the classic website of the same name.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: hagus667 on November 30, 2006, 05:10:26 PM
A few of the bigger fans might get the joke, but you run the risk of some jock whos shit-faced and only listens to 'Revolve' punching you.
Quote

how many of those dudes do you think still go to Melvins shows? 
I'm pretty sure the band would appreciate the humor, but there's always a chance that they might get irritated.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: seas of luck on November 30, 2006, 07:29:25 PM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!

Seriously?  I saw that site for the first time a few months ago.  I thought it was some 11 year old who saw them open for Tool and hated it.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: grays harbor mafia on November 30, 2006, 07:58:11 PM
that would be funny,  i would wear it in hopes that some drunk jock who only knows revolve, would get mad and fight me...
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: stonerwitch on December 01, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
I go to Mevin shows just to be around drunks who love headbanggin to Revolve. The jocks are usually the dumbasses standing around with their arms crossed trying to look tough and judging the Melvins with thier steroid hazed eyes.
:P
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 01, 2006, 04:59:58 AM
Quote from: seas of luck on November 30, 2006, 07:29:25 PM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!

Seriously?  I saw that site for the first time a few months ago.  I thought it was some 11 year old who saw them open for Tool and hated it.
Supposedly Anaconda puts his pants on two legs at a time.
Supposedly the Pope is Catholic.

Don't believe the hype!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: glen on December 01, 2006, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!

I thought brian said HE did the 'melvins is gay' site.   not too long back someone brought it up and brian said he thought everyone knew that he created that.

am I the fool here?  #-o
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Chomas on December 01, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
"you were the fool, I feel sorry for you, you were ther fool".....

yeah thats Brians site from what he said
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: norecess on December 01, 2006, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: change&suffocation on December 01, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
"you were the fool, I feel sorry for you, you were ther fool".....

yeah thats Brians site from what he said

Haha, I read this message when Ween's Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain was almost done, guess what song was next? Very strange..........
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 06:49:22 PM
I stand erected,

the melvins are aware of the site supposedly created by Brian  8)
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: CH on December 01, 2006, 07:50:06 PM
Quote from: glen on December 01, 2006, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!

I thought brian said HE did the 'melvins is gay' site.   not too long back someone brought it up and brian said he thought everyone knew that he created that.

am I the fool here?  #-o
no.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Chomas on December 01, 2006, 08:11:45 PM
yeah that song popped right into my head dude.  Norecess thanks for getting me into Boris, that CD you sent me was the first id heard them.  Lots of good music on that CD....

you should make the Melvinsisgay shirt.  I wouldnt be caught dead in it, but its funny.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 08:18:29 PM
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately  and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.

I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: CH on December 01, 2006, 09:12:31 PM
Quote from: al27 on December 01, 2006, 09:00:58 PM
I love "Revovle," does that make me a jock?

-al27
Yes.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Mad Arab on December 01, 2006, 09:42:54 PM
Speaking of T-shirts, my cousin Boris Crover made a couple of Melvins screens. Here they are:


(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/scratchdisc/bullhead.jpg)


(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/scratchdisc/bigbloooo.jpg)


The shirts came out great and the Bela Lugosi shirt got quite a few jealous stares from people at the Melvins show he recently went to.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: CH on December 01, 2006, 10:55:14 PM
The Bela one looks nice.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 02, 2006, 11:24:20 AM
thats sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet....can i have one? :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Mad Arab on December 02, 2006, 03:28:14 PM
He is willing to make some for people if the right things can be traded for doing it or if you would like to outright purchase one via money order.

The Bela Lugosi looks best on a black shirt and the Bullhead looks great on white. We are working on more designs.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Chomas on December 02, 2006, 03:49:24 PM
I hope youre not selling them at a profit...  :?
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 02, 2006, 04:00:45 PM
whats he looking for for trade?  or i will buy one of each outright
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Mad Arab on December 02, 2006, 04:32:30 PM
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 02, 2006, 04:00:45 PM
whats he looking for for trade? or i will buy one of each outright

Contact him here about it http://www.myspace.com/dwelectronics


Don't worry he is not going public with these shirts. This is strictly private sales and I assure you it will be reasonable. But I am not even completely sure he would sell them, I do know he is interested in trades though. Contact him to make a "deal".
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: brian on December 03, 2006, 09:59:16 AM
Quote from: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 08:18:29 PM
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately  and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.

I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.


Well thanks for the compliment in regards to my supposed intellect, but yeah i did make the site. It is a piece of art, it both enrages people and makes people happy. I channeled the psyche of the general population of a high school i went to for a brief period of time down in Kearney, Missouri. After moving to that town after living in Kansas City, MO proper it was quite the culture shock let me tell you. At the time I thought the entire human race had de-evolved in one fell swoop.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Vcavallo on December 04, 2006, 05:25:15 PM
the lack of sophistication in that site is the sublime beauty of it.  that's not easy to do convincingly.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: FartLips on December 04, 2006, 10:28:51 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on December 04, 2006, 05:25:15 PM
the lack of sophistication in that site is the sublime beauty of it.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: meezer on July 25, 2015, 11:53:30 PM
Guy on Facebook was super pissed about this. I told him most Melvins fans have a twisted sense of humor and get that this is a joke. He said he did not get it and that group probably wasn't for him, then.  :D
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Hot Pants on July 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: GrimReaper on July 27, 2015, 02:30:38 AM
Quote from: Hot Pants on July 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!

Erase the other one.

Example:

501 - 1 = 500
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: meezer on July 27, 2015, 08:18:50 AM
Quote from: GrimReaper on July 27, 2015, 02:30:38 AM
Quote from: Hot Pants on July 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!

Erase the other one.

Example:

501 - 1 = 500
:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: DC on July 27, 2015, 11:02:13 PM
Quote from: brian on December 03, 2006, 09:59:16 AM
Quote from: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 08:18:29 PM
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately  and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.

I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.


Well thanks for the compliment in regards to my supposed intellect, but yeah i did make the site. It is a piece of art, it both enrages people and makes people happy. I channeled the psyche of the general population of a high school i went to for a brief period of time down in Kearney, Missouri. After moving to that town after living in Kansas City, MO proper it was quite the culture shock let me tell you. At the time I thought the entire human race had de-evolved in one fell swoop.

I vote we delete this whole thread and never mention that horrible anguish causing cesspool again.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: rollingrocker92 on July 28, 2015, 01:36:56 PM
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.


QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.

:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: meezer on July 28, 2015, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: rollingrocker92 on July 28, 2015, 01:36:56 PM
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.


QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.

:lol:
Welcome. You do know Black Santa (an old school member here) has that as his signature, right?  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:05:07 PM
Indeed. I am so old school I remember this: http://egulphy.tripod.com/melvinsland.html
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: meezer on July 28, 2015, 05:07:48 PM
 :lol: excellent! I can feel the melvins is gay magic!  =D>
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: (PAUL) on July 28, 2015, 05:10:47 PM
I remember that site! Had quite a funny FAQ back in the day.
(http://egulphy.tripod.com/images/toon.gif)
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:16:28 PM
(http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/RDM.Tech.Q1.07/841EDBB5-1245-42AD-A733-B9B29957347B_files/_WEBTVHP.png)

(http://support.greennet.net/images/Netscape/n3splash.gif)
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: deatheats on July 28, 2015, 05:36:48 PM
Nice, Black Santa is in the house.  Long time no see!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: deatheats on July 29, 2015, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.

Sounds like we get Big Belvins!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Bro Hammer on July 30, 2015, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.

:lol:
You know...I would kill to see them bring Lustmord out with them!
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Sludgebaby on July 31, 2015, 10:12:29 PM
My favourite is still:

Quote"hey you were right. the melvins is gay. i was at mcdonalds when i feel a hand stroke my ass. then i hear voice say "hey want to go to bathroom with me? i have cock lube!" it king assram too. he a sick pervert. he is a faggot your right i now appreciate your cause from jeff"

"Finely hte masses agree, they melvins gayness gein worledwide ceptance. funny thing- this guy din't say weather he got assrammed by king or not, my guess is yeah."
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Sludgebaby on August 02, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM
Title: Re: Melvins is Gay
Post by: Bro Hammer on August 02, 2015, 01:31:44 AM
Quote from: Sludgebaby on August 02, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM

:lol: Definitive proof, I'd say!