this mother fucker made a site on how he thinks how gay the melvins are.
http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/
sign his guestbook and give him a piece of ur mind and tell him the melvins arent gay.
You are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?
Quote from: turnacusYou are probably saddened by the fact Friends is going off the air, aren't you?
i hate friends.
why do you ask?
Because you have no sense of humor, or maybe I'm missing sarcasm in your post or something.
one dumb fellow....
Melvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A: Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly. Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.
Classic.
you gotta be fuckin kidding me.what the fuck are you talking about.jesus christ, this topic is the lamest, most immature bullshit i've seen yet!Save that kind of garbage for a fuckin' good charlotte messageboard or some shit, and jump down and kiss the ground and thank god you are privaleged enough to even listen to the mighty MELVINS!!!!!!!!!!!
that loose ass thing should be on their ipecac bio.
Who made this site http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/ is gay ,of course
oh, my fucking god...if you dont get that joke i wonder how you can remember to breathe or understand the melvins music...
BUT , the topic could be a really genius scam, and since the line between pure idiocy and pure genius is quite thin im just going to release a rear end salute... :idea:
I allways thought the site was funny it was oubvisouly a joke! if they were beung serious it wouldent be linked through www.themelvins.net
i love that site...
I think everyone knows this site:
http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/
Do you know what I really like about it...
This guy who did it can't write english and just look at his picture... I think he's the gayest person on earth...
Most common topic ever.
I still say it's a funny site, though.
ha...yep
Gay is who did this page!
http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/
Quote from: Beto BrasilGay is who did this page!
beto, your pro-saddam and anti gay leanings are scaring us all!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
you got more vids yet man?
hahahahha, how are you bro?yes man, i got a news videos and cds too,i update my trade page in last friday, check later bro!and you receives some news man?let me know man! :D
:shock: :shock: :shock: hahahahahah
Quote from: huberQuote from: Beto BrasilGay is who did this page!
beto, your pro-saddam and anti gay leanings are scaring us all!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
you got more vids yet man?
Quote from: Goldi
This guy who did it can't write english and just look at his picture... I think he's the gayest person on earth...
I think you've bneen duped unless you're being sarcastic. That picture has been ripped straight from a Mullet website...Mulletsgalore.com I believe but I could be wrong. C'mon the site is funny! It's just as likely Buzzo made it as a joke...;)
It was a joke, why do so many people take it seriously.
Yeah, I know! I don't think the jokes about the Melvins are that funny by themselves, but I think it's funny to read how bad his grammar is! But that doesn't make me call him an asshole. It's just funny that he took all that time out of his way to make a website devoted to dissing a band that isn't even that huge.
How much does it cost to keep up a website anyway?
The one that the guy had (The Melvins is Gay site) is free, because it is an Angelfire site. But to have an "official" web address, I'm not sure how much.
Quote from: cooterHow much does it cost to keep up a website anyway?
i pay 7.95 a month to have this website, not too bad of a fee for such a fun hobby.
He used my santa cruz picture of Kevin ... http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/gaymail.htm
WTF!? I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! Of COURSE it's totally sarcastic! This guy knows way too much about the Melvins to not be a fan (plus the other evidence already listed). Why is you gay fans got so angry?
I suspect the designer of this website is a PANSY DIVISION fan! Wishful thinking on his part.
I just had to sign his gaybook. Cracks me up every time, and I was really needing a laugh. Long live Melvins is Gay! :mrgreen:
That's just a really funny website. I can't believe anyone who loves Melvins would have a problem with it.
so, I've been wanting to make myself a "Melvins is Gay" t shirt for a while now, with the same font, color, etc. as the classic website of the same name. I suddenly have all the supplies I need, and was thinking of making myself one and wearing it to the Melvins show tonight. then the thought creeped into my head that some people may not find it a obviously funny as I do, most importantly the Melvins themselves. any thoughts?
--hagus
Quote from: hagus667 on November 30, 2006, 05:05:25 PM
so, I've been wanting to make myself a "Melvins is Gay" t shirt for a while now, with the same font, color, etc. as the classic website of the same name.
A few of the bigger fans might get the joke, but you run the risk of some jock whos shit-faced and only listens to 'Revolve' punching you.
Quote
how many of those dudes do you think still go to Melvins shows?
I'm pretty sure the band would appreciate the humor, but there's always a chance that they might get irritated.
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
Seriously? I saw that site for the first time a few months ago. I thought it was some 11 year old who saw them open for Tool and hated it.
that would be funny, i would wear it in hopes that some drunk jock who only knows revolve, would get mad and fight me...
I go to Mevin shows just to be around drunks who love headbanggin to Revolve. The jocks are usually the dumbasses standing around with their arms crossed trying to look tough and judging the Melvins with thier steroid hazed eyes.
:P
Quote from: seas of luck on November 30, 2006, 07:29:25 PM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
Seriously? I saw that site for the first time a few months ago. I thought it was some 11 year old who saw them open for Tool and hated it.
Supposedly Anaconda puts his pants on two legs at a time.
Supposedly the Pope is Catholic.
Don't believe the hype!
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
I thought brian said HE did the 'melvins is gay' site. not too long back someone brought it up and brian said he thought everyone knew that he created that.
am I the fool here? #-o
"you were the fool, I feel sorry for you, you were ther fool".....
yeah thats Brians site from what he said
Quote from: change&suffocation on December 01, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
"you were the fool, I feel sorry for you, you were ther fool".....
yeah thats Brians site from what he said
Haha, I read this message when Ween's Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain was almost done, guess what song was next? Very strange..........
I stand erected,
the melvins are aware of the site supposedly created by Brian 8)
Quote from: glen on December 01, 2006, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: anaconda on November 30, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
supposedly the melvins created the 'melvins is gay' site. go for it!!
I thought brian said HE did the 'melvins is gay' site. not too long back someone brought it up and brian said he thought everyone knew that he created that.
am I the fool here? #-o
no.
yeah that song popped right into my head dude. Norecess thanks for getting me into Boris, that CD you sent me was the first id heard them. Lots of good music on that CD....
you should make the Melvinsisgay shirt. I wouldnt be caught dead in it, but its funny.
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.
I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.
Quote from: al27 on December 01, 2006, 09:00:58 PM
I love "Revovle," does that make me a jock?
-al27
Yes.
Speaking of T-shirts, my cousin Boris Crover made a couple of Melvins screens. Here they are:
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/scratchdisc/bullhead.jpg)
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/scratchdisc/bigbloooo.jpg)
The shirts came out great and the Bela Lugosi shirt got quite a few jealous stares from people at the Melvins show he recently went to.
The Bela one looks nice.
thats sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet....can i have one? :lol:
He is willing to make some for people if the right things can be traded for doing it or if you would like to outright purchase one via money order.
The Bela Lugosi looks best on a black shirt and the Bullhead looks great on white. We are working on more designs.
I hope youre not selling them at a profit... :?
whats he looking for for trade? or i will buy one of each outright
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 02, 2006, 04:00:45 PM
whats he looking for for trade? or i will buy one of each outright
Contact him here about it http://www.myspace.com/dwelectronics
Don't worry he is not going public with these shirts. This is strictly private sales and I assure you it will be reasonable. But I am not even completely sure he would sell them, I do know he is interested in trades though. Contact him to make a "deal".
Quote from: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 08:18:29 PM
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.
I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.
Well thanks for the compliment in regards to my supposed intellect, but yeah i did make the site. It is a piece of art, it both enrages people and makes people happy. I channeled the psyche of the general population of a high school i went to for a brief period of time down in Kearney, Missouri. After moving to that town after living in Kansas City, MO proper it was quite the culture shock let me tell you. At the time I thought the entire human race had de-evolved in one fell swoop.
the lack of sophistication in that site is the sublime beauty of it. that's not easy to do convincingly.
Quote from: Vcavallo on December 04, 2006, 05:25:15 PM
the lack of sophistication in that site is the sublime beauty of it.
Guy on Facebook was super pissed about this. I told him most Melvins fans have a twisted sense of humor and get that this is a joke. He said he did not get it and that group probably wasn't for him, then. :D
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!
Quote from: Hot Pants on July 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!
Erase the other one.
Example:
501 - 1 = 500
Quote from: GrimReaper on July 27, 2015, 02:30:38 AM
Quote from: Hot Pants on July 27, 2015, 02:20:56 AM
if only my 500th post was in this thread, instead of that other one... shit!
Erase the other one.
Example:
501 - 1 = 500
:lol:
Quote from: brian on December 03, 2006, 09:59:16 AM
Quote from: anaconda on December 01, 2006, 08:18:29 PM
I don't know, that site just doesn't seem to be sophisticated
enough to be done by Brian. Unless he deliberately and wilfully
threw his intellectual calibre out the window when creating it.
I always though Rutmanis did it, he used to do the mp3 clips
and news updates around the same time at the melvins site.
Well thanks for the compliment in regards to my supposed intellect, but yeah i did make the site. It is a piece of art, it both enrages people and makes people happy. I channeled the psyche of the general population of a high school i went to for a brief period of time down in Kearney, Missouri. After moving to that town after living in Kansas City, MO proper it was quite the culture shock let me tell you. At the time I thought the entire human race had de-evolved in one fell swoop.
I vote we delete this whole thread and never mention that horrible anguish causing cesspool again.
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.
QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A: Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly. Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.
Classic.
:lol:
Quote from: rollingrocker92 on July 28, 2015, 01:36:56 PM
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.
QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A: Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly. Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.
Classic.
:lol:
Welcome. You do know Black Santa (an old school member here) has that as his signature, right? :lol:
Indeed. I am so old school I remember this: http://egulphy.tripod.com/melvinsland.html
:lol: excellent! I can feel the melvins is gay magic! =D>
I remember that site! Had quite a funny FAQ back in the day.
(http://egulphy.tripod.com/images/toon.gif)
(http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/RDM.Tech.Q1.07/841EDBB5-1245-42AD-A733-B9B29957347B_files/_WEBTVHP.png)
(http://support.greennet.net/images/Netscape/n3splash.gif)
Nice, Black Santa is in the house. Long time no see!
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.
Sounds like we get Big Belvins!
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.
:lol:
You know...I would kill to see them bring Lustmord out with them!
My favourite is still:
Quote"hey you were right. the melvins is gay. i was at mcdonalds when i feel a hand stroke my ass. then i hear voice say "hey want to go to bathroom with me? i have cock lube!" it king assram too. he a sick pervert. he is a faggot your right i now appreciate your cause from jeff"
"Finely hte masses agree, they melvins gayness gein worledwide ceptance. funny thing- this guy din't say weather he got assrammed by king or not, my guess is yeah."
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM
Quote from: Sludgebaby on August 02, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM
:lol: Definitive proof, I'd say!