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Title: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 03:34:46 PM
Ok, for Montesano High School, it says one Buzz Osborne graduated in 1983, and that a Christy Osborne graduated in 1985. Does Buzz have a sister?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 20, 2009, 03:36:56 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
Damn the internet is creepy sometimes.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: norecess on January 20, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
Quote from: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
Damn the internet is creepy sometimes.

Oh, remember the days you did this in secret, and there was no one you could share it with!

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/a/a1a378d76431386eb7442c2060c4a242.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: dead mike on January 20, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
Here's her yearbook photo:
(http://www.thebiographychannel.co.uk/images/biographies/main/787_bio_homepage_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 03:48:03 PM
Nah creepy is me emailing them, which I haven't and probably won't.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 20, 2009, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: norecess on January 20, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
Quote from: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
Damn the internet is creepy sometimes.

Oh, remember the days you did this in secret, and there was no one you could share it with!

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/a/a1a378d76431386eb7442c2060c4a242.jpg)
masturbate?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: norecess on January 20, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 20, 2009, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: norecess on January 20, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
Quote from: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
Damn the internet is creepy sometimes.

Oh, remember the days you did this in secret, and there was no one you could share it with!

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/a/a1a378d76431386eb7442c2060c4a242.jpg)
masturbate?

Sort of, in public.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 20, 2009, 04:16:16 PM
 :shock: 
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
seconded
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
Sorry for caring about the Melvins too much.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: (PAUL) on January 20, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
Isn't Buzz an uncle too?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Idlehanz on January 20, 2009, 04:37:32 PM
Yep.

Do some snooping around Buzz's grade and you'll see my aunt and uncles :)
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
Sorry for caring about the Melvins too much.
Hey man, its all good. I hope I didnt bum you out or anything by sounding dick-like.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bathroom creep on January 20, 2009, 04:53:09 PM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_d183f127c49ba7fa26dbed7e70946fd6.jpg


Posting pics -  now that's the pinnacle of creepiness.    [-X  :P
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 04:58:10 PM
Quote from: Dead Cowboy on January 20, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
Sorry for caring about the Melvins too much.
Hey man, its all good. I hope I didnt bum you out or anything by sounding dick-like.

No worries dude, it is creepy.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 20, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
It's not creepy until you start going through melvins trash.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: dead mike on January 20, 2009, 05:17:17 PM
is that a beret in the first pic?
ooh la-la.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: cara on January 20, 2009, 06:37:51 PM
Quote from: pAUL on January 20, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
Isn't Buzz an uncle too?

Doesn't he have a son as well? I heard he gives him lots of rare Melvins stuff. Lucky.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: FartLips on January 20, 2009, 07:47:44 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 03:48:03 PM
Nah creepy is me emailing them, which I haven't and probably won't.
probably? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
What can I say, I'm a little curious.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Smellis on January 20, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
Buzz told me at GAMH that we are all a bunch of stalkers. Say it isn't so
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: I am the Sun on January 20, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
This thread kinda proves Brian Walsby right
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 09:52:48 PM
Walsby?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: I am the Sun on January 20, 2009, 10:03:01 PM
Lemme dig up the quote....


"So I am starting to personally meet some of the regular internet posters on "Melvins Net" and I must say, as nice as they are, I am still a little creeped out by a few of 'em. And for a bunch of weirdos like us to comment on all of these other weirdos, well..they must be weird. Some of these folks are flying around the friggin' country to see the band..like they are following the Dead or maybe at least Phish! Almost all of them are polite, though. And they love posters, too. It still makes me think a little bit about the awkward relationship between the performer and the fan. It is lopsided at best. One of these days all of these folks are going to turn on the people that they worship. It always happens. They are going to be let down. But in the meantime, why not fly around all over the country and post messages on the internet about how Jared was seen eating pizza down the street or that Dale picked his nose in the parking lot or that Coady was very polite to someone? No harm done."   -Walsby


That quote
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 20, 2009, 10:22:07 PM
Wait.... he's following the Melvins, selling their merch, and writing them up in comic books to sell with their cd to people like us? No irony...
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: the ether bunny on January 21, 2009, 03:25:50 AM
where was that quoted from?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bathroom creep on January 21, 2009, 03:34:26 AM
It's from his blog.  Check out this thread, it's legendary:

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=10600.0



Out of all places, I thought at least here we could be a little stalkery creepy now and then.  No harm done. 

:)
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 21, 2009, 06:14:44 AM
Interesting thread until it turned into that one dude versus the other.

Anyways, I was thinking the pros and cons of sending an email

Pros:

Funny stories from Buzz's youth
Board notoriety

Cons:

I wouldn't want anyone emailing my kid sister about me, unless they were hot chicks.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: norecess on January 21, 2009, 06:36:04 AM
 #-o
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Dead Cowboy on January 21, 2009, 03:50:09 PM
Cody can be rude sometimes, but I think we all know who got the last laugh there.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 21, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Chris P. Bacon on January 21, 2009, 04:20:50 PM
Quote from: NickP on January 20, 2009, 10:03:01 PM
Lemme dig up the quote....


"So I am starting to personally meet some of the regular internet posters on "Melvins Net" and I must say, as nice as they are, I am still a little creeped out by a few of 'em. And for a bunch of weirdos like us to comment on all of these other weirdos, well..they must be weird. Some of these folks are flying around the friggin' country to see the band..like they are following the Dead or maybe at least Phish! Almost all of them are polite, though. And they love posters, too. It still makes me think a little bit about the awkward relationship between the performer and the fan. It is lopsided at best. One of these days all of these folks are going to turn on the people that they worship. It always happens. They are going to be let down. But in the meantime, why not fly around all over the country and post messages on the internet about how Jared was seen eating pizza down the street or that Dale picked his nose in the parking lot or that Coady was very polite to someone? No harm done."   -Walsby


That quote

thanks for posting NickP this is funny as hell. FOLLOWING THE DEAD :lol: 
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Dead Cowboy on January 21, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 21, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That was for you man.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Uncle Fester on January 22, 2009, 06:18:45 AM
dont you have to pay to use that site?
what else have you dug up in classmates.com?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 22, 2009, 01:21:56 PM
My old history teacher, to find out what year she graduated to figure out her age.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: cara on January 22, 2009, 02:17:50 PM
Classmates.com seems like a creepy website. Just saying.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Chomas on January 22, 2009, 04:04:16 PM
yeah this whole business here is a little creepy
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: FartLips on January 22, 2009, 04:51:54 PM
walsby has been vindicated. my apologies.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 22, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
You guys are just jealous of my ill google skills. Have fun paying 200 dollars for pseudo bootlegs and nikes.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: VaticanShotglass on January 22, 2009, 09:19:53 PM
I think its funny that in other threads posts can be made fun of for being guitar nerd rubbish for trying to pay too close attention to recording differences or instruments/amps and threads about buzz's/buzz's family's privacy are like crack to half the board.  I mean at least talking about the live sound change since buzz stopped using a Rat is still related pretty closely to the music.  I man Buzz seems like an ace dude, but I'd still be paying plenty attention to the melvins music (the art) even if the artists weren't all that cool.  That said I like the occasional fun story but it gets creepy when you go fishing too aggressively. 
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: FartLips on January 22, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 22, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
You guys are just jealous of my ill google skills. Have fun paying 200 dollars for pseudo bootlegs and nikes.
condi's google skills are muuuuuch better. :P
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Smellis on January 25, 2009, 10:31:45 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 22, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 22, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
You guys are just jealous of my ill google skills. Have fun paying 200 dollars for pseudo bootlegs and nikes.
condi's google skills are muuuuuch better. :P

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/crover/Condoleezza-Rice-R.jpg)

:shock:????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :shock:
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: GrimReaper on January 25, 2009, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Smellis on January 25, 2009, 10:31:45 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on January 22, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 22, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
You guys are just jealous of my ill google skills. Have fun paying 200 dollars for pseudo bootlegs and nikes.
condi's google skills are muuuuuch better. :P

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/crover/Condoleezza-Rice-R.jpg)

:shock:????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Smellis on January 25, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
Makes 'ya wonder just what she's googling in that bathtub. :?:   :?
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: JJ on January 25, 2009, 03:22:25 PM

This must be the tubgirl "before" picture

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/crover/Condoleezza-Rice-R.jpg)

Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: FartLips on January 25, 2009, 10:36:50 PM
hey! first rule: don't talk about google club.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 26, 2009, 03:34:11 AM
"There's scientific proof Condaleeza Rice is ugly. If Halle Barry was secretary of state, people would be saying 'She slept her way to the top'. But when Condaleeza Rice walks into the room, people are like 'Damn, that bitch is smart'"

Ian Edwards

I googled her cousin btw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Rice
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: Smellis on January 26, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
She kinda hot too    :wink:
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: FantomasSF on January 26, 2009, 12:31:26 PM
Quote from: Smellis on January 26, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
She kinda hot too    :wink:

I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating crackers! Or the bath tub in this case.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: turnacus on January 26, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
Quote from: FantomasSF on January 26, 2009, 12:31:26 PM
Quote from: Smellis on January 26, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
She kinda hot too    :wink:

I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

I'd let her eat this cracka all night long.
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: norecess on January 26, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
Quote from: turnacus on January 26, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
I'd let her eat this cracka all night long.

(http://www.gifmania.co.uk/tv-series/Beavis-Butthead/beavis.gif)
Title: Re: Doing some snooping on Classmates.com....
Post by: bigjim on January 26, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
This yearbook photo business reminds me of a crazy picture I saw in a magazine many years ago of Mike Patton. For his yearbook photo he wore a helmet