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Title: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: moderndayviking on September 11, 2009, 03:13:23 PM
I saw a post that eluded to this earlier.  It is news to me.  Anyone have details?
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: dead mike on September 11, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
It was sex rehab.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: pinkyslim on September 11, 2009, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: dead mike on September 11, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
It was sex rehab.

sex addicts are like retards. :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: johnylasvegas on September 11, 2009, 09:36:40 PM
i heard it was for smack....
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Bitches of Copacabana on September 12, 2009, 03:07:53 AM
Everybody gets kicked out of the Melvins for being a smackhead.  Word on the street.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Captain CoryCory on September 12, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
And didn't he and Lori go together. Wel all know teamwork is best like a big pair of breasts.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: glen on September 12, 2009, 12:46:31 PM
I heard he was all strung out on jochem.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: violent office on September 12, 2009, 04:20:02 PM
It's cool that he can walk again without a cane.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 13, 2009, 10:34:51 PM
I  have asthma
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on September 13, 2009, 11:00:57 PM
ant races  ^

Seems like several peeps in my area have the flu.  :o
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on September 13, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
I read  ol' Ler liked the coke, no?

rumor? or perhaps it was rock.

Primus sucks
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 14, 2009, 01:39:43 AM
Quote from: Buick on September 13, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
I read  ol' Ler liked the coke, no?

rumor? or perhaps it was rock.

Primus sucks
who the shit is Ler?
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: (the) Razor on September 14, 2009, 06:39:21 AM
Fester, according to Google Images, this is Larry "Ler" LaLonde
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8e/Black_Metal_I_Came.JPG)

No wonder Primus don't do anything anymore.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: dead mike on September 14, 2009, 04:09:03 PM
Quote from: Buick on September 13, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
I read  ol' Ler liked the coke, no?

rumor? or perhaps it was rock.

Primus sucks
The claim was that Ler spent all the money he made off Pork Soda, which sold quite well, on Peruvian flake. This was a joke initially made by Les Claypool in an interview many years ago. Then a couple years ago Prawn Song, Les's label, decided that not only was the joke not funny anymore, but it also was, despite its origin, materially offensive and thus warranting of a yearlong boot from the Primus board. Many lives were lost in the ensuing purge, and "Ler does coke" mutated into a sort of in-joke among the bullboard exiles; one such exile even registered the URL http://www.lerdoescoke.com.  
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: ConJuan on December 26, 2009, 11:39:59 AM
They tried to make Buzz go to rehab but he said NO No No.  I don't think its a surprise ler spent all his money on coke, id do the same thing.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: DC on December 26, 2009, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: ConJuan on December 26, 2009, 11:39:59 AM
They tried to make Buzz go to rehab but he said NO No No.

beat me to it!!!!!
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: jules on December 27, 2009, 03:44:06 AM
According to 'Rokko's Adventures' Buzz and Lori dabbled in the smack and it didn't do them any favours. But that was ages ago.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.



Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: the ether bunny on December 27, 2009, 04:07:25 AM
Quote from: mothra665 on January 29, 2008, 03:30:24 PM

"Courtney Love claims she stopped Buzz Osborne from knowingly giving Kurt Cobain a "hot shot", or a lethal injection of heroin. She revealed this while blogging about why she doesn't like Kim Gordon. Both Gordon and Osborne were close friends with Cobain, and to date Gordon is the only one of his friends who has publicly stated she believes he was murdered. Love wrote this on her website yesterday (spelling errors have been corrected):"

"i'm going to be nice to Kim Gordon after she's gone out of her way to appear in a film she knew was nonsense, or to add fuel to the fire by saying someting snarky about Buzz Melvins conspiracy theory (oh is that why i had to bust him giving a hotshot to my husband- black tar filled all the way to the top of the syringe? i grabbed it and threw 3/4 down the sink. this was new pure SF
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: jules on December 27, 2009, 04:12:11 AM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.




Seems like a legitimate enough post. I would completely recommend reading  'Rokkos Adventures - Melvins Edition' ; it's a fascinating read written by a fascinating guy on a fascinating subject and got me through this bullshit called christmas without having to get off the sofa. Of course, it could be argued that any of the information therein is none of our 'business'; if that were the case, we would never learn anything and life would be a lot less fun.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on December 27, 2009, 04:23:41 AM
Quote from: jules on December 27, 2009, 04:12:11 AM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.




Seems like a legitimate enough post. I would completely recommend reading  'Rokkos Adventures - Melvins Edition' ; it's a fascinating read written by a fascinating guy on a fascinating subject and got me through this bullshit called christmas without having to get off the sofa. Of course, it could be argued that any of the information therein is none of our 'business'; if that were the case, we would never learn anything and life would be a lot less fun.
Dirty laundry - TMZ, live and let live, to each his or her own, does it effect me?

I'd rather not cross that line.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on December 27, 2009, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 27, 2009, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.


you're saying this to some people who would pay at least a couple hundred bucks, just to watch a melvins colonoscopy.  if it was packaged of course.
Yep, I've noticed that. It's a melting pot here.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: pinkyslim on December 27, 2009, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.






this thread is what is wrong with MOST people today. [-X
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: PrickHonky on December 27, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
if Buzz went to rehab, good for him. as long as he keeps putting out good music, the man's PRIVATE life does not really concern me. I did find the Courtney Love blog an amusing read however; like she would really throw good heroin down the sink?
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 27, 2009, 10:51:30 PM
i wonder if thats why they have been through so many bass players.  because they want to live the "rock and roll" life style and buzz just aint down with that
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: molotov on December 27, 2009, 11:05:29 PM
I don't care.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Buick GN on December 27, 2009, 11:38:51 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on December 27, 2009, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.



this thread is what is wrong with MOST people today. [-X
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2rhb9d1.jpg)

:wink:
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Like Stee on December 28, 2009, 12:54:13 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 27, 2009, 09:14:20 PM
you're saying this to some people who would pay at least a couple hundred bucks, just to watch a melvins colonoscopy.  if it was packaged of course.
Doesn't Buttholeman have that DVD in his Melvins collection?
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 28, 2009, 04:56:26 AM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 11:38:51 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on December 27, 2009, 09:23:07 PM
Quote from: Buick on December 27, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Was it Buzz's past? Is it Buzz's past and his life? Does it effect me?

Is it any of my business? Is it any of your business?

Move along, get a life, worry about your own yard, Creeps.




this thread is what is wrong with MOST people today. [-X
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2rhb9d1.jpg)

:wink:
ho ho ho
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Rene They Call Him on December 30, 2009, 01:09:54 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on December 27, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
if Buzz went to rehab, good for him. as long as he keeps putting out good music, the man's PRIVATE life does not really concern me. I did find the Courtney Love blog an amusing read however; like she would really throw good heroin down the sink?

Notice she only thre "3/4" of it down the sink.
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: Green Honey on December 30, 2009, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: PrickHonky on December 27, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
I did find the Courtney Love blog an amusing read however; like she would really throw good heroin down the sink?
Quote from: Rene They Call Him on December 30, 2009, 01:09:54 AM

Notice she only thre "3/4" of it down the sink.

:lol:
Title: Re: Buzz went to rehab?
Post by: liamlw on January 01, 2010, 03:11:06 PM
would not surpriseme at all if buzz n co were into heroin...personally i tihnk the song boris is about heroin