what melvins songs should i put on to guarantee a little attention from the lady friend?
Hog Leg. Anaconda, Up the Dumper, Nude With Boots, Heaviness of the Load
Let It All Be. Something about that groove gets 'em wet.
like anaconda partially suggested...
the whole bootlicker album.
gotta be the bootlicker.
its the only MELVINS album the wife approves of.
Glen, Fester and Anaconda speak the truth!
i dunno. the bootlick is a strange one. you might just creep her out a little. i "slept" with a girl in my automobile while listening to the crybaby. i dunno if that helps. :P
Chicks dig the Houdini album cover. The music....well, that's debatable on them. But the cover is a start! :lol:
Quote from: rhyme orange on November 20, 2009, 06:30:58 PM
lets see... oh, don't play the melvins at all to try to get a girl in the mood.
Smart ,if you want something heavy try Lustmord -Other DUB ep...that shit works. :D
Stonerwitch
Quote from: rhyme orange on November 20, 2009, 06:30:58 PM
lets see... oh, don't play the melvins at all to try to get a girl in the mood.
:lol:
and Stoner Witch is a good suggestion.
Didn't Lindsay Lohan get sexy to A History of Bad Men?
If you have to ask, she itsn't the one.
You'll know when she spins the Melvins.
I say Honky.
Something heavy and spacey.
Make it the "deal breaker" like her unlocking your door from the inside. #-o
Sweet & pinkys saved this thread.
The chicks LOVE Skin Horse. The chipmunk Buzzo ALWAYS wins them over and makes them cream their pants.
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on November 21, 2009, 01:47:38 PM
makes them cream their pants.
What kind of chicks are you into Fiend? :shock:
won out with eggnog houdini and nude with boots 8)
Anal Satan, I Like Porn, Theresa Screams, Magic Pig Detective, and Chief Ten Beers
lysol!
Let It All Be... POTRE title track... Charmicharmicat... in that order. That's enough time for her to bust.
i only tell chicks that i listen to prince and journey
Quote from: danimal on November 22, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
i only tell chicks that i listen to prince and journey
The guitar part/solo at the end of 'Faithfully' & the guitar part/solo at the end of 'Purple Rain' are almost identical, check it out. Then see how long it takes to get those songs out of your head. :lol:
Quote from: Jaron on November 21, 2009, 12:17:46 AM
Didn't Lindsay Lohan get sexy to A History of Bad Men?
yeppers
Quote from: plucky on November 25, 2009, 09:19:30 AM
Quote from: Jaron on November 21, 2009, 12:17:46 AM
Didn't Lindsay Lohan get sexy to A History of Bad Men?
yeppers
If you can can call Linsay Lohan sexy..... [-X
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on November 23, 2009, 09:12:02 AM
Quote from: danimal on November 22, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
i only tell chicks that i listen to prince and journey
The guitar part/solo at the end of 'Faithfully' & the guitar part/solo at the end of 'Purple Rain' are almost identical, check it out. Then see how long it takes to get those songs out of your head. :lol:
I'll give you similar, but I think almost identical is a little bit of a stretch.
try Honey Bucket or At a Crawl !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
i haven't met a girl that actualyl appreciates the melvins
some like a couple of songs but arent interested in getting any albums.
There were a lot of ladies at the Baton Rouge show I saw.
Dr. Geek
ooo la la
I have a really cute lady friend who likes "at the stake" and "revolve" so maybe Stoner Witch is the album to go for. Personally I'd like a filthy nympho who screams like a hyena being tortured and will only have sex to eggnog and napalm death and considers ministry to be chill out music
i have to agree with you on that point
Stoner Witch seems to be the ladies choice. I saw an interview with the very sexy artist Tara McPherson lately where she nominated Stoner Witch as her favourite album of all time. I've had the experience of driving a girlfriend somewhere and when revolve or roadbull or at the stake came on they really paid attention and asked "who is this?" before saying "I like it".
If it helps any one of my Ex's used to dig the songs on 26Songs, and OZMA....
But I don't know....She was different :lol:
In a good way :wink:
But not the typical lady.
Hey,I saw this comp.record on ebay. One track is by 'Steel Pole Melvins Task Force' ,does anyone have this song available for download?...thanks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140384986337&ssPageName=ADME:B:ONA:US:1123
It's a noise thing they did when both bands were in SF.
If I remember, it's like Shitstorm, basically a melvins track
and a Steelpole tune both mixed onto the same track at the
same time
Quote from: anaconda on February 26, 2010, 10:27:39 PM
It's a noise thing they did when both bands were in SF.
If I remember, it's like Shitstorm, basically a melvins track
and a Steelpole tune both mixed onto the same track at the
same time
Cool,non-essential. I don't remember seeing this in Crybaby's museum.
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on February 26, 2010, 09:42:36 PM
Hey,I saw this comp.record on ebay. One track is by 'Steel Pole Melvins Task Force' ,does anyone have this song available for download?...thanks
This is Steel Pole Bath Tub only. Melvins had nothing to do with it. It's just a joke.
Quote from: Mesteren on August 14, 2005, 02:18:30 PM
According to Mike from Steelpole Bathtub THEY did the song while the Melvins where 'out of town'; they were meant to record together but it never happened.
Quote from: (the) Razor on March 01, 2010, 03:25:38 AM
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
:lol:
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: (the) Razor on March 01, 2010, 03:25:38 AM
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
:lol:
Stallone, are you laughing because the second "your" should be "you're"? That's very cynical, you know! :-({|=
:lol:
Quote from: jules on March 20, 2021, 01:56:25 PM
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: (the) Razor on March 01, 2010, 03:25:38 AM
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
:lol:
Stallone, are you laughing because the second "your" should be "you're"? That's very cynical, you know! :-({|=
:lol:
could be also for the word dyke :? :-k
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: jules on March 20, 2021, 01:56:25 PM
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: (the) Razor on March 01, 2010, 03:25:38 AM
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
:lol:
Stallone, are you laughing because the second "your" should be "you're"? That's very cynical, you know! :-({|=
:lol:
could be also for the word dyke :? :-k
:lol:
Quote from: jules on March 20, 2021, 02:15:41 PM
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: jules on March 20, 2021, 01:56:25 PM
Quote from: black stallion on March 20, 2021, 01:22:15 PM
Quote from: (the) Razor on March 01, 2010, 03:25:38 AM
Melvins is real mans music. If your lady likes Melvins it's probably because your dating a dyke.
:lol:
Stallone, are you laughing because the second "your" should be "you're"? That's very cynical, you know! :-({|=
:lol:
could be also for the word dyke :? :-k
:lol:
i suppose it means a masculine woman
FYI:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_avAIHUgSM
What Melvins for the ladies obviously this is a stupid question, ahah, even sexist. For example I know ladies that are harsh noise artists so... this is stupid.
BUT(T) let's be stupid, this:
I'm Missing on Electroretard
Let It All Be
Toy
And almost everything else on The Bootlicker and Stoner Witch and the kind of (weird) joyful Rock'n'roll stuff from Nude With Boots and A Senile Animal.
My wike liked Ozma too when I let it in the car (when the CD player still worked... fuck!). And really dig Honky once in a while, depends on the mood... Sometimes she said it's genius sometimes it's sad and dark and painful.
By the way we're playing together in a Punk Rock band, so... I guess she's got a penis.
Quote from: el gep on March 20, 2021, 04:27:15 PM
By the way we're playing together in a Punk Rock band, so... I guess she's got a penis.
cool!
You dig women with a penis too? :P
Quote from: el gep on March 20, 2021, 04:27:15 PM
And really dig Honky once in a while, depends on the mood... Sometimes she said it's genius sometimes it's sad and dark and painful.
Sounds like a good description of Honky!
Quote from: coodies on March 20, 2021, 05:09:39 PM
Sounds like a good description of Honky!
Yep!
If someone really NEED TO KNOW!!!, she's really impressed by the two Buzz solo albums too.
Two separate playlists... Melvins for a car trip with the lady, Melvins for the bedroom. Probably some Bootlicker on both, but hmmm tricky.
Bedroom is probably more instrumentals, less humor.
Car trip mix:
Lexicon Devil
Rat Faced Granny
Queen
Cattle Prods
Dog Island (edit)
Hooch
Let It All Be (edit)
Female Trouble
AMAZON
It's Shoved
Anaconda
Boy Mike
Isabella
Black Bock
Skweetis
Instant Larry
Dr Geek
Skeeter
Pink Bat
Magic Pig Detective (edit)
Bedroom Mix:
Trackfive
Up the Dumper
Don't Forget to Breathe
Pitfalls in Serving Warrants
Let Me Roll It
HDYF
Toadi Accelerator
Mary Lady Bobby Kins
Green Manalishi
Larry
One Little Indian (let it all be)
With Teeth
Judy
Goose Freight Train
Black Heath
Choco Plumbing
Heathen
Linkshander
Useful Idiot
Nude With Boots
Oh shit! Sweet playlists. I can totally see myself pounding my lady to Larry.
I don't actually know any women that like the Melvins tho...