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Title: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: anaconda on May 08, 2004, 07:56:44 PM
did anyone here ever receive everything when they
sent $5 to boner to join the Melvins Army???
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: brian on May 08, 2004, 08:45:54 PM
i got some naked pictures of your mom and a melvins bumper sticker
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: anaconda on May 08, 2004, 09:55:27 PM
:D  Did you really get a sticker?? Seriously??
I always wondered because on the artwork
it shows the Melvins Army insignia, and it says below it
cryptically: Enlist Now..as a member youll get exactly
what you deserve..
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: brian on May 08, 2004, 10:49:53 PM
nah i actually didn't sign up for their fan club till stag came out

got a newsletter, two bumper stickers, t-shirt, and the bar-x the rocking m cd single
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: anaconda on May 09, 2004, 12:10:45 AM
so it is legit then brian?? whats the current mailing address
of 'the melvins army' headquarters?? i wanna join!!
i want fun stufff! :P
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Vcavallo on May 09, 2004, 12:22:48 AM
hey hey i want fun stuff too!!  share the knowledge
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Mesteren on May 09, 2004, 01:43:04 AM
A scam?!?!? I think not!!!

I received a member card claiming:

"This official document hereby declares that:_________ is an official private first class member of the Melvins army. Therefore and henceforth for ever and ever! Amen! Signed: #0083 Sgt. Margery"

I also received a Melvins Army Iron-on patch (which I still have and never used), a T-shirt ("We hate you all") and the German live CD.
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: brian on May 09, 2004, 02:21:32 AM
they stopped doing it when they left atlantic
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Ozma on May 09, 2004, 05:28:12 AM
How can I join the fan club and is it possible joining it when you're european ?
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: brian on May 09, 2004, 08:28:13 AM
wow.
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Andy on May 09, 2004, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: brianwow.

I definitely smell a scam

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: anaconda on May 09, 2004, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: MesterenI received a member card claiming:

"This official document hereby declares that:_________ is an official private first class member of the Melvins army. Therefore and henceforth for ever and ever! Amen! Signed: #0083 Sgt. Margery"

I also received a Melvins Army Iron-on patch (which I still have and never used), a T-shirt ("We hate you all") and the German live CD.


Mest, be straight with me, did you really get all that stuff for $5????

and Ozma, the fanclub is in the past tense now so no you can't join.
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Ozma on May 09, 2004, 11:28:21 AM
Quote from: anaconda
and Ozma, the fanclub is in the past tense now so no you can't join.

oh shit....that's a pity
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Mesteren on May 09, 2004, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: anaconda
Quote from: MesterenI received a member card claiming:

"This official document hereby declares that:_________ is an official private first class member of the Melvins army. Therefore and henceforth for ever and ever! Amen! Signed: #0083 Sgt. Margery"

I also received a Melvins Army Iron-on patch (which I still have and never used), a T-shirt ("We hate you all") and the German live CD.


Mest, be straight with me, did you really get all that stuff for $5????

As straight as I'll ever be.... :wink:
Yes indeed, I did get all that stuff for $5. I didn't know what to expect when I sent the money, but that was what I got. After that I had a couple of newsletters and that was that. I've heard rumours of fan club videotapes and other stuff but I never got any of that.
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: FartLips on May 09, 2004, 04:28:36 PM
i got that p.i.t.w. newsletter #4 and i got a friend who was in the fanclub to  buy me a "we hate you all" shirt. unfortunately i am too fat to wear it.  but its still nice to have.
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Green Honey on May 10, 2004, 08:35:44 AM
Issue #4!? Are your sure about that? Only I thought there was just one Issue - #5...(?)
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: brian on May 10, 2004, 09:55:26 AM
Quote from: emptyhandedi got that p.i.t.w. newsletter #4 and i got a friend who was in the fanclub to  buy me a "we hate you all" shirt. unfortunately i am too fat to wear it.  but its still nice to have.

you should scan it in and i'll put it on the website for everyone to check out
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: Mesteren on May 10, 2004, 01:44:43 PM
Quote from: emptyhandedi got that p.i.t.w. newsletter #4 and i got a friend who was in the fanclub to  buy me a "we hate you all" shirt. unfortunately i am too fat to wear it.  but its still nice to have.

I just checked my Melvins memorabilia. I have 3 (unnumbered) issues of p.i.t.w. (not real newsletters - more like flyers, postcards etc), and then the Melvins newsletter #1 (spring 93), #2 (winter 93/94) and #3 (summer/fall 94).
The last one says "this is newsletter #3 for the Melvins Army, and sadly it is more than likely the last. We are, as we have said before, going to be starting a new fan club in 1995 which will be geared more towards smaller, more frequent mailings and will include more fan club only material and other goodies than the Melvins Army. It will also be slightly more expensive to join; probably around $10. We truly appreciate all of your support, and you will all be kept on a mailing list whether you join the new fan club or not. More info will be coming your way, so please don't send any money until we let you know".

Well, that was the last I heard from the fan club.......

I can see from the address header that I was member #0083. BEAT THAT!!!
Title: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: benheatseeker on May 12, 2004, 06:38:39 PM
i too was a member, but i think that there was problems with who was in charge, i did get the limited video with all the music videos on it though! .  i wish someone would start another one...
Title: Pissing in the wind newsletter
Post by: pinkyslim on July 29, 2008, 10:46:17 PM

Can someone provide info on the Melvins newsletter which began in 1993.
I have the first 3 editions looking for more..
How many were made/distributed? :-s

Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: FartLips on July 29, 2008, 11:30:49 PM
i've got number 4 or 5.  i need to make a better scan of it.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: pinkyslim on July 29, 2008, 11:49:57 PM
Hey fartdude,

Care for a trade of some sort?
I have a lot o MELVINS swag....
Please Let me know man... 8)
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: FartLips on July 29, 2008, 11:52:28 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on July 29, 2008, 11:49:57 PM
Hey fartdude,

Care for a trade of some sort?
I have a lot o MELVINS swag....
Please Let me know man... 8)
its technically not mine, so i can't part with it. you never know when the day will come where she wants it back, and i sure as hell don't want to burn that very old bridge.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on July 29, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
Why not get the copies posted somewhere on this site?
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: Mesteren on July 30, 2008, 04:02:19 AM
Quote from: KURDTLUVUR! on July 29, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
Why not get the copies posted somewhere on this site?

Hmm.... I'm quite sure I scanned issues 1-4 for Brian some years ago. And as far as I remember he even uploaded them on his site.  But I can't see them there anymore.....

Anyway,  I used to be member #83 of the Melvins Army Fan Club;  when I enlisted I received a T-shirt ('We hate you all'), a CD (Your Choice Live), an iron-on patch (Melvins Army),  and the newsletter. I think I received 4 (5?) newsletters in all, last one saying that they were dissolving the Melvins Army Fan Club, and were starting another..... never heard another word.

I've heard that some members got a video tape of promo-videos through the Fan Club, but I never heard word on it....
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: bathroom creep on July 30, 2008, 07:24:20 AM
Quote from: KURDTLUVUR! on July 29, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
Why not get the copies posted somewhere on this site?

You can find scans of issue no 5 right here:

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/index.shtml
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
We need issue 4!
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: Mesteren on July 31, 2008, 05:08:46 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
We need issue 4!

I never received issue 5, but I'm quite sure I received some kinda postcard or something..... maybe that's issue 4. I have to check that when I get home.....
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: brian on July 31, 2008, 08:49:00 AM
I got an e-mail from the fellow who ran the fan club a year or more ago, but he never replied to my reply. I'm unable to locate the e-mail now....
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: Mesteren on August 01, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
We need issue 4!

I think I found it.... it doesn't say 'issue 4' anywhere, but it's dated April 95 and called 'Pissing In The Wind' so I guess it has to be.....

Doesn't say much, though. It's a one-pager, strange format, folded once. Tourdates for the 'Tora Tora Tora' tour, some ranting from Dale, Buzz and Mark, a bit on up-coming releases ('Mangled Demo's, supposed to be out on Gasatanka Records), and that's basically it. I will try and see if I can make a scan soon.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: FartLips on August 01, 2008, 12:58:11 AM
Quote from: Mesteren on August 01, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
We need issue 4!

I think I found it.... it doesn't say 'issue 4' anywhere, but it's dated April 95 and called 'Pissing In The Wind' so I guess it has to be.....

Doesn't say much, though. It's a one-pager, strange format, folded once. Tourdates for the 'Tora Tora Tora' tour, some ranting from Dale, Buzz and Mark, a bit on up-coming releases ('Mangled Demo's, supposed to be out on Gasatanka Records), and that's basically it. I will try and see if I can make a scan soon.
i think thats what i got. you scan it, i'll take a pic and see how it turns out.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 01, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
Quote from: Mesteren on August 01, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
We need issue 4!

I think I found it.... it doesn't say 'issue 4' anywhere, but it's dated April 95 and called 'Pissing In The Wind' so I guess it has to be.....

Doesn't say much, though. It's a one-pager, strange format, folded once. Tourdates for the 'Tora Tora Tora' tour, some ranting from Dale, Buzz and Mark, a bit on up-coming releases ('Mangled Demo's, supposed to be out on Gasatanka Records), and that's basically it. I will try and see if I can make a scan soon.
Nice, thanks, and thanks fart.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: ElGrampo on March 16, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
still, I'm not sure:
have there been 5  newsletters?
were they all called "Pissing in the Wind"?

#1: spring 1993
#2: winter 1993/94
#3: summer/fall 1994
#4: ???
#5: 1996

Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: Rene They Call Him on March 20, 2009, 11:26:51 PM
Quote from: Mesteren on July 30, 2008, 04:02:19 AM
Quote from: KURDTLUVUR! on July 29, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
Why not get the copies posted somewhere on this site?

Hmm.... I'm quite sure I scanned issues 1-4 for Brian some years ago. And as far as I remember he even uploaded them on his site.  But I can't see them there anymore.....

Anyway,  I used to be member #83 of the Melvins Army Fan Club;  when I enlisted I received a T-shirt ('We hate you all'), a CD (Your Choice Live), an iron-on patch (Melvins Army),  and the newsletter. I think I received 4 (5?) newsletters in all, last one saying that they were dissolving the Melvins Army Fan Club, and were starting another..... never heard another word.

I've heard that some members got a video tape of promo-videos through the Fan Club, but I never heard word on it....

Yeah, I got that tape.  I think I still have it somewhere.  The pack I had also had the "We HAte You All" T-shirt, the single with "Interstellar Overdrive" on the b-side, and the newsletter with some of the lyrics for Stag.  The newsletter and the single were definately destroyed in Katrina.  Not sure about the video, still have the shirt.
Title: Melvins Fanclub Letter #4
Post by: user8563 on July 15, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Was issue #4 ever sent out?  :D
Title: Re: Melvins Fanclub Letter #4
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on July 16, 2011, 10:50:11 AM
how and where would one sign up for said fan club???
Title: Re: Melvins Fanclub Letter #4
Post by: Shatz on July 16, 2011, 11:20:07 AM
Travel back in time 17 years and write to:

Melvins
PO Box 423300
San Francisco, CA 94142


Otherwise, if you are a fan, you are a fan. All kinds of good things will come to you.
Title: Re: Melvins Fanclub Letter #4
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on July 16, 2011, 11:28:59 AM



Otherwise, if you are a fan, you are a fan. All kinds of good things will come to you.
[/quote]


sounds like a fortune cookie, hahaha
Title: Re: Melvins Fanclub Letter #4
Post by: jules on July 16, 2011, 01:58:37 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on July 15, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Was issue #4 ever sent out?  :D
Issue #2 was sent out to SeattleSam earlier this week.
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter..a little help
Post by: brian on August 04, 2012, 01:23:23 PM
I had to do a poetry discussion group project back in 10th grade and we used the lyrics included in this from Stag. I cut out a few of the images and included them on the posterboard for the presentation( #-o :toke:) so there are a couple of gaps...
http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/pitw5/PintheWind5.pdf (http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/pitw5/PintheWind5.pdf)

Also located this recently in a file folder, can't remember if anyone has posted theirs in the past or not:
(http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/images/7/7c/MelvinsPostcard.JPG)
Title: Re: Pissing in the wind newsletter
Post by: jules on August 04, 2012, 01:40:16 PM
Ha! Spent a big chunk of today using the work's photocopier to make duplicates of these for a certain Mod here. Hopefully the gaps will be filled pretty soon.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jules on August 09, 2012, 01:35:10 PM
Just to rehash an old thread seeing as it's got all topical again.

Oldernie and I are going to transfer what's on the Fanclub video to DVD. If anyone's interested in getting one, PM me. As far as I know (haven't seen it yet) it's the three Atlantic videos plus 'extras'.

Brian: what did you 'WOW!' about earlier in this thread (and back in 2004)?  It looks like the incriminating post has gone. Intrigued.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: anaconda on August 09, 2012, 02:00:38 PM
i think he said 'wow' becuz the very post after brian said they stopped doing the fanclub
Ozma asked how he could join the fan club! hahahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol: some people eh? :? :? :?
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: jules on August 09, 2012, 02:05:07 PM
LOL!  Aaah, was that all? It looked like someone said something profound, then deleted the post!

That's so funny! Reminds me of the guy asking for a picture of the Mickey Mouse shirt and missing the offer of buying one himself! I still laugh about that miss.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub...a scam??
Post by: pinkyslim on August 09, 2012, 04:24:46 PM
as an experienced KISS army member from 1976, I was wise to the game.

Send 5 clams and wait for cool shit.

Melvins rule. 8)
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dumpster D on August 10, 2012, 01:28:45 AM
My friend sent 5 bucks and received exactly what he deserved.. :lol:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Peebot on August 13, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
As this thread has resurfaced I'll add a bit of historical perspective. 

I ran that club for the first couple of years of its existence when they were on Boner and got signed to Atlantic.  And while everyone definitely got exactly what they deserved, it's true that some people who sent money probably got diddly squat. 

The budget for that thing was literally zero for the first year or so.  Dale and I figured out what the "starter pack" would be and got all those together around the time that the solo albums came out, and continued to nuance the offering with the release of Lysol and later Houdini, but those guys had no money whatsoever to fund the thing back then.  So I would get maybe $100 or so from Dale before they went on tour or whatever (that money spent very fast), and that would have to last until he got back, at which time there still was often no money for more mailings/supplies anyway.  I was a one-man show (working and going to school full time also), and ended up spending a lot of my own money doing the layout, photocopying the zines and making the iron-ons (color copies on iron-on paper), printing the membership cards, buying stamps, envelopes, etc.  I had a buddy who worked at a copy shop at the time and let me do some extra copy work after hours, thank goodness.  Weirdly one of the other employees in that copy shop was the bass player from Camper Van Beethoven, but that's a story for another time.

Please don't get me wrong, I was absolutely thrilled to do all this, I considered it an honor, for reals.  And I didn't pay for a Melvins show or any merch for many, many years thanks to Dale (to say nothing of the absolute, unmitigated joy I got from interacting with and running the fan club for the greatest fucking band on earth), but the point is some shit definitely fell through the cracks.  My humble apologies to anyone who sent their $5 in and got nothing in return.  For every one of you there are 50 people who did, but I know it felt shitty at the time and that's fucked. 

I will say that my own inconsistent efforts were nothing compared to getting those lazy fuckers to lift a finger to answer mail, sign glossy 8x10" photos, pay attention, etc.  Dale was better about it than the other guys; Buzz (and Joe or Mark, depending on who was on board at the time) basically took a very...uh...hands-off approach. 

So we did the three zines mentioned in this thread, and then the esteemed folks at the David Lefkowitz Management Co., the band's management at the time, took over after a while and that's when the Pissing in the Wind stuff started, with the video and all that.  That line that Mesteren quotes, "this is newsletter #3 for the Melvins Army, and sadly..." was written by yours truly, as were most of the words in the first three zines.  As a designer these days I'm honestly embarrassed by the way those things look now, but none of us had any fucking idea what we were doing, so we did the best we could with the crappy word processing software available to us (well, me...the only person involved with a computer) at the time.  But god damn was it fun.  I still have all the original pages (or most of them anyhow), all glue-sticked together and hand-assembled, so maybe I'll scan them in color and post them somewhere for you good folks to look at.  The black and white copies never came out very well anyhow.

So yeah, that's my two cents from the inside of the process.  Oh, and uh, I was member #0001.  Beat that!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: pinkyslim on August 14, 2012, 12:20:00 AM
fuck yea!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: buddy holiday on August 14, 2012, 02:28:36 AM
thanks for the insights peepot.. that's for sure a cool story!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: rimb on August 14, 2012, 04:54:31 AM
Cool story peepot, thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: JUDY on August 14, 2012, 12:34:38 PM
Awesome- I loved reading that. How cool to be a part of that history. If you can ever find the time to make some color scans for us to oogle at that'd be super rad, man. It would not go unappreciated.

Ps: can you hook me up with Dale's mom's autograph?
Just kidding, but not really  :P
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Peebot on August 14, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: JUDY on August 14, 2012, 12:34:38 PM
Awesome- I loved reading that. How cool to be a part of that history. If you can ever find the time to make some color scans for us to oogle at that'd be super rad, man. It would not go unappreciated.

Ps: can you hook me up with Dale's mom's autograph?
Just kidding, but not really  :P

Yeah Judy, I'll get the scans going soon.  They look so much better in color!  I've got some other stuff I should scan for ogling too, old photos, backstage passes from the Atlantic tours, outtakes from the Bullhead photo sessions, etc.  I'll work on it. 

Sgt. Marjorie is definitely one of the sweetest people I've ever met.  I remember sitting watching video of Dale playing once and she leaned over and said, with a glint of pride in her eye and a little smile, "oh he just hits those things so hard!" and then laughed.  I saw her at a gig in Tacoma back in 2006 and said hi.  I'm not sure if she remembered me but she was still very sweet.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jules on August 14, 2012, 02:34:51 PM
Quote from: Peebot on August 14, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Sgt. Marjorie is definitely one of the sweetest people I've ever met. 
I'm proud to admit to owning Sgt. Marjorie's copy of the Lysol CD, one that never had tape on it. I think I'll end up being buried with it!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dan_Halen on August 14, 2012, 10:06:39 PM
This place pretty much feels like the modern day Melvins Army fan club type place.
[corny] Private Daniel Halen reporting for duty! :P [/end corny]


and
           I also dug the story and would love to see any scans Peebot!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: JUDY on August 15, 2012, 01:16:10 AM
Quote from: Peebot on August 14, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Yeah Judy, I'll get the scans going soon.  They look so much better in color!  I've got some other stuff I should scan for ogling too, old photos, backstage passes from the Atlantic tours, outtakes from the Bullhead photo sessions, etc.  I'll work on it. 
Intrigued!! Thanks very much in advance!!!

QuoteSgt. Marjorie is definitely one of the sweetest people I've ever met.  I remember sitting watching video of Dale playing once and she leaned over and said, with a glint of pride in her eye and a little smile, "oh he just hits those things so hard!" and then laughed.
:D :D :D so sweet


Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Peebot on August 15, 2012, 12:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on August 14, 2012, 10:06:39 PM
This place pretty much feels like the modern day Melvins Army fan club type place.
[corny] Private Daniel Halen reporting for duty! :P [/end corny]


Corny or not, I have to agree, Mr. Halen.  This community is awesome.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dan_Halen on August 15, 2012, 06:16:08 PM
Muppets totally rule too!  :cheers:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jonE5 on August 16, 2012, 11:31:45 AM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on August 15, 2012, 06:16:08 PM
Muppets totally rule too!  :cheers:

Mah Nah Mah Nah....


                               Do Doo Do Do Doo


Mah Nah Mah Nah
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: JUDY on August 16, 2012, 12:34:27 PM
Hey Peebot, you have a lot of great videos of early shows up on YouTube. Gems!!!
Were you the videographer?
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Peebot on August 16, 2012, 01:32:40 PM
Quote from: JUDY on August 16, 2012, 12:34:27 PM
Hey Peebot, you have a lot of great videos of early shows up on YouTube. Gems!!!
Were you the videographer?

oh thanks, glad you're getting a kick out of those.  I shot the Kennel Club show, and this GAMH show that's been up for a while:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDG7_WRCd0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDG7_WRCd0)

The others I got from Dale. 
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: cleveland rewind on August 16, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
this thread has made my day
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jules on August 17, 2012, 02:25:11 AM
Quote from: cleveland rewind on August 16, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
this thread has made my day
With the money you saved not going to Alaska, you can buy this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649)

.....assuming you don't have them yet.

Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Idlehanz on August 17, 2012, 09:14:34 AM
Quote from: jules on August 17, 2012, 02:25:11 AM
Quote from: cleveland rewind on August 16, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
this thread has made my day
With the money you saved not going to Alaska, you can buy this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649)

.....assuming you don't have them yet.
Does it seem strange to anyone else that there's a lot of these popping up lately?  You used to never see them.  Now there's been what, 4 or 5 in the last few months?

Maybe people are realizing they will get good money for em and they're coming out of the woodwork?
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Metalhead Cow on August 24, 2012, 08:36:50 PM
Thanks for insight Peebot, and thanks to Brian for posting the newsletter scans. There's a lot of cool Melvins history in this thread.  :)
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: cleveland rewind on August 25, 2012, 10:41:31 AM
Quote from: jules on August 17, 2012, 09:41:08 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 17, 2012, 09:14:34 AM
Quote from: jules on August 17, 2012, 02:25:11 AM
Quote from: cleveland rewind on August 16, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
this thread has made my day
With the money you saved not going to Alaska, you can buy this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230838122630?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649)

.....assuming you don't have them yet.
Does it seem strange to anyone else that there's a lot of these popping up lately?  You used to never see them.  Now there's been what, 4 or 5 in the last few months?

Maybe people are realizing they will get good money for em and they're coming out of the woodwork?
I think that happens quite a lot. Remember when the 3 swastikas went on eBay? Soon afterwards, everyone was selling their Trilogy!

i almost bought those hahahaha. i find it fascinating how melvins items come and go. something never goes on ebay and then in a year you see a bunch of them...come on fetus
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jules on August 25, 2012, 12:26:59 PM
Quote from: cleveland rewind on August 25, 2012, 10:41:31 AM
i almost bought those hahahaha. i find it fascinating how melvins items come and go. something never goes on ebay and then in a year you see a bunch of them...come on fetus
I'm glad you didn't.

Yeah, they're like buses. You wait fucking ages for them, then three come at once.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Schnabster on August 25, 2012, 03:59:04 PM
Is it possible to join the Melvins army fanclub?!!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: jules on August 25, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
Quote from: Schnabster on August 25, 2012, 03:59:04 PM
Is it possible to join the Melvins army fanclub?!!
Only if you live in the mid-1990s. It was quite short lived, and happened around then.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dan_Halen on August 25, 2012, 07:30:48 PM
Quote from: jules on August 25, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
Quote from: Schnabster on August 25, 2012, 03:59:04 PM
Is it possible to join the Melvins army fanclub?!!
Only if you live in the mid-1990s. It was quite short lived, and happened around then.

Can you build a time machine for me so I can join Jules? Pretty please? I already have a flux capacitor  you can use.  :lol:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dumpster D on August 26, 2012, 01:25:03 AM
I am my own Melvins Army.  :hitler:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dumpster D on August 26, 2012, 03:52:19 AM
I still say no melvins fans have the discipline for a REAL melvins army.

I mean, As soon as they; the Boys  walk past the crowd to take the stage the whole fucking place should come to attention and you fucking salute your superior officers!!!

one guy just has to be like TENNN-SHUN!

one giant sound of all the boots slamming together, and the echo in the silence.

Its true in my belief, no other band commands that kind of respect from such a wide-range of fans.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Schnabster on August 26, 2012, 08:25:54 AM
I love The Melvins, please let me join the Melvins army, pretty please!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dumpster D on August 26, 2012, 09:42:13 AM
NO SHNAB, I have told you before YOU CANT JOIN!!!


...youre not PEOPLE like us!  :x
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Braykfast on August 26, 2012, 07:42:30 PM
Also being people not like us, and just having held my love's hair back while she puked, I would like to join the melvins army.  8)
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on August 26, 2012, 07:52:29 PM
Yea, me also.

Actually, this place is pretty much an army, our memberships and dues are just paid to records , cd's , live shows
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Illusionator on August 27, 2012, 12:54:34 PM
Can I join the Melvins conscientious objectors?
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: EvilNewWarGod on August 27, 2012, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: Illusionator on August 27, 2012, 12:54:34 PM
Can I join the Melvins conscientious objectors?

You can be like Charles Bronson in the Death Wish movies, he was a conscientious objector during the Korean War  :D
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: brian on October 11, 2012, 05:01:04 PM
Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf (http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf)
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: buddy holiday on October 12, 2012, 02:14:37 AM
Quote from: brian on October 11, 2012, 05:01:04 PM
Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf (http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf)

cool! thanks to both of you.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: skyodi on October 15, 2012, 01:24:10 PM
Quote from: brian on October 11, 2012, 05:01:04 PM
Thanks to Jules, here is the long sought after Pissing In the Wind #4

http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf (http://www.themelvins.net/writings/melvinsnewsletters/PintheWind4.pdf)

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT. hilarity in black and white

edit: hahaha, in the melvins stuff section they call dale "daledoe"... my buddy got one of his sticks at a show and we've always called it the daledoe. koolbeenz
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Buick GN on October 27, 2012, 03:30:48 AM
I received my patch approximately 5 weeks ago.

Finally
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Hortense on October 27, 2012, 11:38:03 AM
Quote from: Buick on October 27, 2012, 03:30:48 AM
I received my patch approximately 5 weeks ago.

Finally

How long ago did you send away for it?  How can I join this army? 
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Dumpster D on October 27, 2012, 06:58:49 PM
what!!! Damn it, Sighn me up!!!

tell me where to sighn my life away to the melvins army!

HUT!!!! I wana join the melvins army after all these years still.

get melvins tattoos and shit, be all harcore mauhn!!!  :lol:

then when I am all seriously old and my wrinkled tattoos I can be like; huh-huh-huh, yeah man, melvins were killer!  :buzz:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: vince furnier on November 18, 2022, 10:53:47 AM
http://melvins.com/signup (http://melvins.com/signup)

from Melvins official on fb.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 18, 2022, 02:16:01 PM
I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Snivlemdotcom on November 18, 2022, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 18, 2022, 02:16:01 PM
I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

Social media heavily throttles Melvins posts. Most posts reach less than 5% of followers, many posts even less than that. On top of that, it's plain to see that these platforms are in rapid decline. Users are bailing en masse, so it's not a viable way of communicating.

This email list is for people who are interested in hearing directly from the band. We're hoping that it becomes a better alternative for getting the word out about things.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 18, 2022, 06:58:08 PM
Quote from: Snivlemdotcom on November 18, 2022, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 18, 2022, 02:16:01 PM
I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

Social media heavily throttles Melvins posts. Most posts reach less than 5% of followers, many posts even less than that. On top of that, it's plain to see that these platforms are in rapid decline. Users are bailing en masse, so it's not a viable way of communicating.

This email list is for people who are interested in hearing directly from the band. We're hoping that it becomes a better alternative for getting the word out about things.
Hmm, i see your point. I think it would be okay perhaps for more casual fans. But i suspect that most of the hardcore fans (of which probably frequent this site or other Melvins dedicated fan sites) would tend to already keep on top of any new releases or forthcoming ventures. Although having said that, i am surprised occasionally when a clear fan of the band isn't aware that something new is out or has been out for a few weeks! Perhaps i'm a bit weird but i just check the sites directly and don't pay attention to news feeds or such to notify me.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 19, 2022, 07:13:04 PM
Well ... i signed up! I like the idea of news but i hope we don't get spammed too much or email addresses sold off to third parties or whatever it is that those types of folk do with them.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: vince furnier on November 19, 2022, 07:37:52 PM
always helps when they post on the fb group. like shooting fish in a barrel!  :lol:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Snivlemdotcom on November 20, 2022, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 19, 2022, 07:13:04 PM
Well ... i signed up! I like the idea of news but i hope we don't get spammed too much or email addresses sold off to third parties or whatever it is that those types of folk do with them.

We don't plan to send out a ton of emails, and we will never sell our contact list to anyone. This list is administered directly from the Melvins camp, not a PR or merch company. This is the horse's mouth.

Keep an eye on your inbox - in the near future we plan to announce a piece of very limited merch only via the email list.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Bigval on November 20, 2022, 06:29:53 PM
I'm really starting to think the Melvins are in the process of severing ties with Ipecac. This email thing is a bit weird given Ipecac send out regular newsletters of their bands new releases and upcoming shows, however Ipecac still hasn't mentioned anything about the Melvins having a new album out, admittedly on another label. I haven't listened to that Dale interview with Heavy Mag a second time but I did think I heard him speak of Ipecac in the past tense, something like "our old label".
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: dirtmerchant on November 20, 2022, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: Snivlemdotcom on November 20, 2022, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 19, 2022, 07:13:04 PM
Well ... i signed up! I like the idea of news but i hope we don't get spammed too much or email addresses sold off to third parties or whatever it is that those types of folk do with them.

We don't plan to send out a ton of emails, and we will never sell our contact list to anyone. This list is administered directly from the Melvins camp, not a PR or merch company. This is the horse's mouth.

Keep an eye on your inbox - in the near future we plan to announce a piece of very limited merch only via the email list.

What's the email address so I can add it to my contacts, that way it won't go to my spam folder. Did anyone else get like a confirmation email after signing up, because I didn't.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: PepsiMike on November 20, 2022, 10:20:09 PM
Quote from: dirtmerchant on November 20, 2022, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: Snivlemdotcom on November 20, 2022, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 19, 2022, 07:13:04 PM
Well ... i signed up! I like the idea of news but i hope we don't get spammed too much or email addresses sold off to third parties or whatever it is that those types of folk do with them.

We don't plan to send out a ton of emails, and we will never sell our contact list to anyone. This list is administered directly from the Melvins camp, not a PR or merch company. This is the horse's mouth.

Keep an eye on your inbox - in the near future we plan to announce a piece of very limited merch only via the email list.

What's the email address so I can add it to my contacts, that way it won't go to my spam folder. Did anyone else get like a confirmation email after signing up, because I didn't.
Promo@melvins.com
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 21, 2022, 03:23:49 AM
Quote from: dirtmerchant on November 20, 2022, 08:13:38 PM
Did anyone else get like a confirmation email after signing up, because I didn't.
I didn't. I don't think we need one. I'm sure we will just get the updates once they send them out.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: vince furnier on November 21, 2022, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Snivlemdotcom on November 18, 2022, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 18, 2022, 02:16:01 PM
I'm not really sure there is any point in joining. Don't we just get all the news here and on the FB account?

Social media heavily throttles Melvins posts. Most posts reach less than 5% of followers, many posts even less than that. On top of that, it's plain to see that these platforms are in rapid decline. Users are bailing en masse, so it's not a viable way of communicating.
this is why a lot of artists are making posts that don't have a link to another website. they just say "link in our bio" or link in the comments".
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: SchnabelA on November 21, 2022, 08:38:02 AM
I signed up, totally and uncriticically, cause this has to be good and I don`t care if this gets me monitored in one way ore another. Up the Melvins!
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Snivlemdotcom on November 21, 2022, 10:01:35 AM
Quote from: vince furnier on November 21, 2022, 05:42:53 AM
this is why a lot of artists are making posts that don't have a link to another website. they just say "link in our bio" or link in the comments".

Doesn't matter. You can't trick the algorithm. The only thing that breaks through is stupid memes.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: amazonAMAZON on November 21, 2022, 09:27:20 PM
I signed up a few days ago and I got one email about the upcoming veeps stream. I had to rescue that email from spam filters in both Hotmail and Gmail. Just a warning folks. Check your junk mail. (You may also find the renewal forms for your kids' after school care.)
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 22, 2022, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on November 21, 2022, 09:27:20 PM
I had to rescue that email from spam filters in both Hotmail and Gmail.
Did you have to alter your settings or anything to find it in Spam? I have Gmail too and there was nothing for me. I think my settings are mostly on default and can't find anything spam related to tinker with even in the Advanced settings.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: vince furnier on November 22, 2022, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: ))))(((( on November 22, 2022, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on November 21, 2022, 09:27:20 PM
I had to rescue that email from spam filters in both Hotmail and Gmail.
Did you have to alter your settings or anything to find it in Spam? I have Gmail too and there was nothing for me. I think my settings are mostly on default and can't find anything spam related to tinker with even in the Advanced settings.
i searched "Melvins promo" in my gmail and the email about the livestream from Nov 18 popped right up. i've never set up any filters other than the default though.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 23, 2022, 06:05:21 AM
Quote from: vince furnier on November 22, 2022, 09:09:41 PM
i searched "Melvins promo" in my gmail and the email about the livestream from Nov 18 popped right up. i've never set up any filters other than the default though.
Ah, just tried it. Nothing for me. Maybe i subscribed after the initial email was sent out.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: GrimReaper on November 23, 2022, 06:43:26 AM
Quote from: Bigval on November 20, 2022, 06:29:53 PM
I'm really starting to think the Melvins are in the process of severing ties with Ipecac. This email thing is a bit weird given Ipecac send out regular newsletters of their bands new releases and upcoming shows, however Ipecac still hasn't mentioned anything about the Melvins having a new album out, admittedly on another label. I haven't listened to that Dale interview with Heavy Mag a second time but I did think I heard him speak of Ipecac in the past tense, something like "our old label".

The packaging and artwork for the Five Legged Dog release is incredable. Best since Love & Death IMO. When Five Legged Dog arrived in the mail a new name was on the LP shipping box, not Ipecac or BLIXT for that matter.

At the time I thought it was kind of strange that an extra cut of the profits were going to this new entity.

I'll do the math:

Cost of getting a New Release to the consumer, where the money goes:

Ipecac
Vinyl pressing service
LP Jacket Printing
Postal Service
LP Shipping Box manufacturer
Some vendor who puts the LP in the shipping box, addresses the package, and takes said package to the Postal Service.

Profit for the Melvins:
Less than expected

I suspect the agreement between the Melvins and Ipecac over "distribution" expenses may be involved.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: vince furnier on November 23, 2022, 07:35:03 AM
first Ipecac anything i ever bought was the CD of The Maggot at Best Buy in 99!  :shock: :lol:
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: ))))(((( on November 23, 2022, 08:16:23 AM
At the moment i'm not overly worried about the lack of Ipecac. If the next release isn't with them though then it will seem awkward.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: Bigval on November 23, 2022, 08:46:33 AM
Quote from: vince furnier on November 23, 2022, 07:35:03 AM
first Ipecac anything i ever bought was the CD of The Maggot at Best Buy in 99!  :shock: :lol:

I still swear to this day I bought the first Fantomas album on import in late 1998 with an Ipecac logo on the back before the label officially started I think in April '99 and then that album was formally given that release date too.
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: black stallion on November 25, 2022, 01:50:17 AM
Quote from: vince furnier on November 23, 2022, 07:35:03 AM
first Ipecac anything i ever bought was the CD of The Maggot at Best Buy in 99!  :shock: :lol:

mine was the Bootlicker probably  :-k
Title: Re: the Melvins Army fanclub
Post by: FartLips on November 25, 2022, 05:02:44 AM
Quote from: black stallion on November 25, 2022, 01:50:17 AM
Quote from: vince furnier on November 23, 2022, 07:35:03 AM
first Ipecac anything i ever bought was the CD of The Maggot at Best Buy in 99!  :shock: :lol:

mine was the Bootlicker probably  :-k
trilogy.