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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: perzo))) on December 18, 2009, 04:51:16 PM

Title: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: perzo))) on December 18, 2009, 04:51:16 PM
i unpacked the neither here,nor there book,took out the cd and its fucking cracked! the only thing thats holding it together is the print on the face of the disc.fucking shit!think i can order just the cd from ipecac?seriously,im ready to cry.what god would allow this to happen?
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Jaron on December 19, 2009, 01:35:47 AM
The Christian God. Because he is a player hater.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Buick GN on December 19, 2009, 01:40:57 AM
Just inhale the aroma of the pages/print/glue? and remember to turn the pages w/ ease.

Settle down for a little reading and soon all will be well.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: jules on December 19, 2009, 03:55:24 AM
Quote from: perzo))) on December 18, 2009, 04:51:16 PM
i unpacked the neither here,nor there book,took out the cd and its fucking cracked! the only thing thats holding it together is the print on the face of the disc.fucking shit!think i can order just the cd from ipecac?seriously,im ready to cry.what god would allow this to happen?
Surely your friend-who-already-has-one will burn you a copy until you find a replacement. In the meantime ask Ipecac nicely for another. It's the season of goodwill, after all.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Juan on December 19, 2009, 07:39:41 AM
No biggie......I gave that cd away as I alreay have the songs anyway.

It's all about the book.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on December 19, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 19, 2009, 07:39:41 AM
I gave that cd away

It's all about the book.


No, it's not.  

Do you write for terrorizer?



That sucks perzo. 
Yeah, turn the pages carefully. 
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Juan on December 19, 2009, 02:40:49 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on December 19, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 19, 2009, 07:39:41 AM
I gave that cd away

It's all about the book.


No, it's not.  

Do you write for terrorizer?

???????

I didn't buy the friggin book to listen to songs I've already got. Nor did I buy it to have as a collectors item and sell at a later date. So why on earth would I need the cd that features songs I already have?

And what the hell does Terrorizer have to do with prefering that amazing book to the lame cd?
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: black stallion on December 19, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 19, 2009, 02:40:49 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on December 19, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 19, 2009, 07:39:41 AM
I gave that cd away

It's all about the book.


No, it's not.  

Do you write for terrorizer?


And what the hell does Terrorizer have to do with prefering that amazing book to the lame cd?
the only thing i can recall about terrorizer is that weird interview with Buzz
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=9976.0
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Buick GN on December 19, 2009, 05:32:22 PM
^King Buzzo: "And you're dumb as dog shit. If I grew up in England I wouldn't have bothered...."


:shock:



8-[


:D      


LOL

DUB DEVASTATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 19, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
that sucks man!!! shipping insureance is well worth it
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 08:08:24 PM
This makes Sad Dale even sadder!


(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6969/saddale.jpg)


Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: (the) Razor on December 19, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
Why would you even have that pic on your HDD?  :lol:
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:14:22 PM
Quote from: Razor on December 19, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
Why would you even have that pic on your HDD?  :lol:
I for one would love to see the Melvins related pics BHM has on his hard drive.  I bet it's in the thousands.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 09:31:30 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:14:22 PM
Quote from: Razor on December 19, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
Why would you even have that pic on your HDD?  :lol:
I for one would love to see the Melvins related pics BHM has on his hard drive.  I bet it's in the thousands.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1787/73831905.gif)

I've found some computers recently, so that'll give me a chance to organize my trash-heap size of files, spread out all over the place randomly.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
Did you print out that pic I posted of me w/the guys at Webster Hall?  You mentioned blowing it up a bit.  How'd it look?

Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 09:42:33 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
Did you print out that pic I posted of me w/the guys at Webster Hall?  You mentioned blowing it up a bit.  How'd it look?


Looks superb; got it printed in 8x10; I've got to find a place to hang it.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Idlehanz on December 19, 2009, 09:43:44 PM
Yea, I need to find a place to take the jpg to get it done.  I always forget to do it.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 09:51:52 PM
If you have a costco nearby, try them.  Inexpensive, and good quality photo printing services.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Buick GN on December 20, 2009, 01:55:11 PM
If you do happen to find a Costco be sure to get loud and confrontational when an employee approaches you at the front door and asks you for YOUR 'membership card.'

:x

Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: glen on December 20, 2009, 05:26:35 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 09:31:30 PM


I've found some computers recently,


interesting.  I've lost some.  well...  one.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Juan on December 23, 2009, 08:38:19 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 19, 2009, 08:08:24 PM
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6969/saddale.jpg)


For some reason that photo of Dale reminds GrandEmo Juan of Nikto from Return Of The Jedi......

(http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy24/JuanEmo_2009/250px-UnknownKajainsa.jpg)

(http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy24/JuanEmo_2009/Nikto.jpg)
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: glen on December 27, 2009, 05:32:36 PM
you know who nikto is from return of the jedi...

*cough...   cough, cough, cough....    dork!   ack,      ahem*
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: Juan on December 29, 2009, 05:06:52 AM
Nikto totally ruled.

He was easily my fav Return Of The Jedi figure along with the Biker Scouts.
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: jules on January 18, 2010, 07:45:59 AM
Quote from: perzo))) on December 18, 2009, 04:51:16 PM
i unpacked the neither here,nor there book,took out the cd and its fucking cracked! the only thing thats holding it together is the print on the face of the disc.fucking shit!think i can order just the cd from ipecac?seriously,im ready to cry.what god would allow this to happen?
Hey, Perzo, have you got the CD yet?
Title: Re: a short/sad melvins story...
Post by: perzo))) on January 18, 2010, 01:30:56 PM
yes,thanx jules.