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Title: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 08:42:21 AM
Dunno is this is the appropriate place to post this, but I made a King Buzzo stuffed rag doll last night. It's the first in a series of 2. This one I'm going to attempt to gift to Buzzo this Wednesday at the 9:30 club if I can track him down, the second I'll keep.

Just thought you guys might have an interest in some Buzzo Art, if you can call it that.
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Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 14, 2010, 08:50:04 AM
That's fucking awesome. Where's Dale Fucking Crover?
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 08:55:45 AM
Once I get the second Buzzo made I'll start thinking about the rest of the band members. It's easy to make Buzzo since he has such a "distinctive" look.

Funny thing is for all the effort I put into it, I kind of see Buzz just rolling his eyes and forgetting it under the merch table or something.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: black stallion on June 14, 2010, 09:02:20 AM
that's great man,hope you'll have the chance to deliver "the package" to Buzz
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: Mount Ambulance on June 14, 2010, 09:19:55 AM
Yeah, Buzzo ragdoll ... makes sense. Looks pretty cool man. Dig the eyes. You should put the F on the MuMu! Buzz'll dig it ... how could he not? Not everybody has people makin' ragdolls modeled on them ... kinda a trip I would imagine.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: (((O))) on June 14, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
I think he meant a 'U' not an 'F' as Kevin wore that one. I second the idea tho, either that or a little skull and cross bones like he has on some Mumu's. Real nice work to you there. Looking forward to seeing a Dale, Coady or Jared one!
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 09:33:58 AM
I was thinking about the "U"... but now that you mention it, a little skull and cross bones would look good. Thanks for the idea.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: Mount Ambulance on June 14, 2010, 10:04:19 AM
U? Not F? Yeah that makes sense considering where they stand on stage. Been awhile since I've seen 'em modeling those dapper MuMu's. Skull & Cross good though too. Just always dug the FU MuMus ... their funny ... just like Melvins!
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: Mesteren on June 14, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
Looks great! I'm sure Buzz will like it and ask you to produce 664 more.

See my avatar for inspiration. It's a drawing they made of themselves in the backstage room of club in Copenhagen in '95.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: Mesteren on June 14, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
Looks great! I'm sure Buzz will like it and ask you to produce 664 more.

See my avatar for inspiration. It's a drawing they made of themselves in the backstage room of club in Copenhagen in '95.

Buzz's drawing is EPIC.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: gesundheit on June 14, 2010, 10:57:32 AM
That's really awesome. I'm positive he will dig it. Especially because it kinda looks like a voodoo doll, he will appreciate being the one who possesses it. Don't tell him you made two!

Just be there early and search in the vicinity of the venue and you should be able to find him. Either that or go to the closest Cracker Barrel.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 14, 2010, 11:17:45 AM
Quote from: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 08:55:45 AM


Funny thing is for all the effort I put into it, I kind of see Buzz just rolling his eyes and forgetting it under the merch table or something.

Not a chance, I'm sure B.O. will love it.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 14, 2010, 11:21:26 AM
Ask any fans who've met Buzz (or anyone from the Melvins) and they will all tell you the same thing. He's nice and respectful and most don't have bad ass shwag to offer him.  8)
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: jonE5 on June 14, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
That is REALLY cool. I love it, and I'm sure Buzz will also. You should have someone armed with a camera for the presentation. It would definitely be cool to have a picture of you giving Buzz a doll of himself.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 11:44:41 AM
Quote from: jonE5 on June 14, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
That is REALLY cool. I love it, and I'm sure Buzz will also. You should have someone armed with a camera for the presentation. It would definitely be cool to have a picture of you giving Buzz a doll of himself.

I'll have the wife on photo duty, pics to be posted if I actually manage to catch a moment with him to gift the doll. If I can't give it to him at the DC show I'm sure I'll get a chance at the AmRep 25th bash later on.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: glen on June 14, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
the 2nd* MELVINS fan I ever knew who could knit.


*see plucky
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 12:00:24 PM
we're a multi-talented fanbase. The zombie-buzzo painting next to the doll is also my work. :)

Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on June 14, 2010, 12:21:29 PM
I love it.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: anaconda on June 14, 2010, 08:26:33 PM
I predict this will end up on the sleeve of a 7" or something in the future.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: the ether bunny on June 14, 2010, 08:42:27 PM
i'll steal juans most used term.

that's totally bad-ass!

show up to the venue a couple of hours early. i can guarantee you that you will see the buzzard. if you see one of the other band mates, just show them the ragdoll. i'm sure that they will think it's totally bad-ass enough to grab the king and let him know that a creepy fan has a gift for him.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: anaconda on June 14, 2010, 08:26:33 PM
I predict this will end up on the sleeve of a 7" or something in the future.

Would literally make my lifetime...
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: Like Stee on June 14, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
Quote from: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 08:42:21 AM
(http://posts-cdn.cellspin.net/posts/13204/2010/06/14/full_a24930e103950a700ccf57c36bd532d9.png)
That really is pretty bad ass.  I didn't realize how giant it is at first, but the ODB-3 gives some perspective.  Thing must be about 14" tall?
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: pinkyslim on June 14, 2010, 09:49:05 PM
Am I the only one who finds this kinda creepy/stalkerish?
Imgaine being Buzz for a minute.
A stranger comes forward with a doll resembling  you w/ voodoo dollish look. :-s
The doll looks amazing but there is something off here. :-k


"Am I wrong." 8)

side note-I want to purchase and sell on E-bay$$





Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 09:55:10 PM
standing like that he actually shrinks a bit. Laying on his back he is 17" from the bottom of his longer leg (hey I did all this by sight, give me a break) to the top of his yarn afro.

A bit larger than I intended to make it actually, but I think it looks about right. And should Buzzo be the cuddling type, he fits in the nook of your arm pretty well. lol.

It's just been signed and dated with a big ol' #1 on it's fanny. I was going to write #1 of 2 as that's the projected run, but should the King request more... who am I to deny him. ;)

I've only made a handful of dolls at this point, and while this guys is faaaaaaaaaaar from perfect... I'm really proud of it. It actually looks pretty much as anticipated.

I'm uber psyched you guys are enjoying it, really makes me feel like the effort was worth it. Thanks all!
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 14, 2010, 09:58:43 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on June 14, 2010, 09:49:05 PM
Am I the only one who finds this kinda creepy/stalkerish?
Imgaine being Buzz for a minute.
A stranger comes forward with a doll resembling  you w/ voodoo dollish look. :-s
The doll looks amazing but there is something off here. :-k


"Am I wrong." 8)

side note-I want to purchase and sell on E-bay$$

Wait until he finds out theirs a vile of my blood stuffed inside it... wait... um... nevermind.
;)

Seriously though, that is what I was thinking at first. Hence the eye rolling expectations. If he likes it awesome, if he doesn't... at least you guys do. Maybe he can sign it and auction it off or something.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: anaconda on June 14, 2010, 10:01:08 PM
If he doesn't take it (which is IMPOSSIBLE!) I will offer you $50 straight up for this work of art.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 14, 2010, 10:03:22 PM
straight up!
(http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/2jczp55.preview.jpg)

Buzz is gracious; he'll probably like it and shake your hand and say thanks.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: pinkyslim on June 14, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
Quote from: anaconda on June 14, 2010, 10:01:08 PM
If he doesn't take it (which is IMPOSSIBLE!) I will offer you $50 straight up for this work of art.

Why do men collect dolls? :lol:

"NO DONNIE THESE MEN ARE COWARDS...." 8)
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: bonzo on June 14, 2010, 11:20:36 PM
"Here Now!  Mary, how did this poppet come into my house?"
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: Dumpster D on June 15, 2010, 12:40:27 AM
NICE JOB!!!

That looks fantastic!

Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: mopafeena on June 15, 2010, 03:59:15 AM
Really nice work. I love it.

I'd buy one  :wink:
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: jules on June 15, 2010, 01:21:08 PM
That is fucking GREAT and I'm sure Buzz will be dead chuffed with you for that! He collects odd things like this! Did you remember to install a gold tooth under the neck of that mumu?
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 15, 2010, 01:28:12 PM
I was actually trying to figure out how to do that, I opted for no mouth at all though.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: erin on June 15, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
You could cut it out of gold foil and glue it.

I'm going to be at the show tomorrow too. I want to witness the bestowing of this doll unto Buzzo.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 15, 2010, 02:27:54 PM
I'll be the short skinny guy with a crazy beard walking around with a doll.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: the ether bunny on June 15, 2010, 05:29:23 PM
Quote from: erin on June 15, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
You could cut it out of gold foil and glue it.

I'm going to be at the show tomorrow too. I want to witness the bestowing of this doll unto Buzzo.

hey, erin's back! where the hell have you been?
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: butter08 on June 15, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
I am sure he will appreciate your doll.  I have been to loads of melvins shows and don't see a whole lot of chicks there.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 15, 2010, 06:08:31 PM
Quote from: butter08 on June 15, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
I am sure he will appreciate your doll.  I have been to loads of melvins shows and don't see a whole lot of chicks there.

what exactly are you saying there?  :?;)
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: butter08 on June 15, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Sorry, I didn't read through the thread. It was just an assumption based on doll making. Not that there is anything wrong with it. It was just an assumption and you know what they say about assumptions.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 15, 2010, 07:59:27 PM
lol, not a problem. I realize there are more masculine things I could be doing then sewing dolls for other guys. I need to go hunting or something to up my man points apparently.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: SirDrinksalot on June 16, 2010, 10:44:29 AM
Remember:  be veewwwy veeewwwwy quiet...  Seriously, that doll is the height of too-muchery.  Nice job, sir!  Good luck with the hand-off!
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: endsjustifymeans on June 17, 2010, 12:31:04 AM
The untamed Buzzo is a wily and elusive creature.

I never managed to get within 15 feet of his fuzzyness... so it looks like I'll have to wait until the AmRep 25th Anniversery show to try again to gift away Lil' Buzz.

On the plus side it was a great show and I got the boxed set. Another negative, they're out of belt buckles... looks like I'll be trying to score one off of ebay.
Title: Re: Buzzo Ragdoll
Post by: gesundheit on June 17, 2010, 02:25:31 AM
You should make a little aluminium guitar too. Or, at least, you could find a tiny little toy guitar and modify it to be aluminium.