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Title: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: mhelmo on March 11, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread existed years ago, but for the life of me, I can't find it now... SO, for shits and giggles:

If you could design a piece of Melvins merch, what would it be?

How wack can this get?

Personally, I said it then, and I'll say it now: The Melvins Condom. Inside the shiny steel wrapper, you would find a condom with holes in both ends.

:D :lol: :D
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: pinkyslim on March 11, 2011, 09:49:33 PM
Quote from: mhelmo on March 11, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread existed years ago, but for the life of me, I can't find it now... SO, for shits and giggles:

If you could design a piece of Melvins merch, what would it be?

How wack can this get?

Personally, I said it then, and I'll say it now: The Melvins Condom. Inside the shiny steel wrapper, you would find a condom with holes in both ends.

:D :lol: :D

condoms are lame.
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on March 11, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
Melvins- Chicken switch pinball machine. 

The machine would be pink with the skeletal design in the sides.  The scoreboard would be the album cover.  The machine would be loaded with electronic snipets of melvins songs.  When you play it it would theoretically create your own one of a kind remix.  Players with more skill could possibly play their remix more than once. 

Inside the game could be figures of the band members.  A special target could be set in front of each member.  If you hit the target in front of Buzz he would play a solo and the figure would flip over to reveal a younger slimmer version of buzz.  Dales target would be a gong and if struck it would flip to reveal him in his glory days playing in his underwear.....or possibly a silky teddy SEXY!   

Or possibly a Melvins toothbrush... it would say Brush yo' teeth not yo' ass.  It would be green. 
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on March 11, 2011, 10:24:48 PM
Quote from: Afterbirthmilkshake on March 11, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
Melvins- Chicken switch pinball machine.  

The machine would be pink with the skeletal design in the sides.  The scoreboard would be the album cover.  The machine would be loaded with electronic snipets of melvins songs.  When you play it it would theoretically create your own one of a kind remix.  Players with more skill could possibly play their remix more than once.  

Inside the game could be figures of the band members.  A special target could be set in front of each member.  If you hit the target in front of Buzz he would play a solo and the figure would flip over to reveal a younger slimmer version of buzz.  Dales target would be a gong and if struck it would flip to reveal him in his glory days playing in his underwear.....or possibly a silky teddy SEXY!  

Or possibly a Melvins toothbrush... it would say Brush yo' teeth not yo' ass.  It would be green.  

THE PINBALL IDEA SOUNDS AWESOME,WELL THOUGHT OUT :D
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: jules on March 12, 2011, 12:03:46 AM
Colostomy bag and toothbrush set.
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Mad Arab on March 12, 2011, 10:21:49 AM
Melvins boxers
Melvins paperweight
Melvins "snuggie"
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Chowder Chucker on March 12, 2011, 11:00:47 AM
Mine would be a can of bug spray called....
BUZZOff
Official MELVINS fanboy repellant
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: perzo))) on March 12, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
melvins halloween costumes/masks, like the ones on HAT but w/their faces.
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: gesundheit on March 13, 2011, 05:12:06 AM
Quote from: )))((( on March 12, 2011, 04:45:15 AM
How about a Buzzo endorsed electric fan? Perfect for keeping you cool when you're wearing a warm mumu!

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17166/831428-electric_fan_large.jpg)

And practical too!
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on March 13, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: perzo))) on March 12, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
melvins halloween costumes/masks, like the ones on HAT but w/their faces.

Does this come with a cheap vinyl halloween Mu Mu that ties in the back??

I would like the one with the F on it  and someone else could wear the U. 
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on March 14, 2011, 12:04:58 AM


- Melvins Bong
- Melvins Alarm Clock (plays Grinding Process)
- Melvins Toe Nail Clippers
- Melvins Back Scratcher
- Melvins Beard Trimmer & Male Girdle Combo Pack
- Melvins Socks
- Melvins Marshmallows
- Melvins Temporary Tattoos
- Melvins 45 spacers (would actually be cool)
- Melvins Chrome Spork
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: GrimReaper on March 14, 2011, 01:00:36 AM
Melvins Colorform set with all the MuMus.

(http://www.stoogeworld.com/_About%20Page/Colorforms-3333.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: dijk cheese on March 14, 2011, 05:27:27 AM
life size kev doll
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Cowboy Jesus on March 14, 2011, 01:00:31 PM
A Melvins golf bag for sure.
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 14, 2011, 06:33:45 PM
canned melvins meat!!!
oh wait...
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: jules on March 15, 2011, 04:14:30 AM
Buzzbars and Crover Chews. Sticky caramel covered in chocolate and chocolate covered in sticky caramel respectively.
Title: Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on March 18, 2011, 10:02:15 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on March 14, 2011, 12:04:58 AM


- Melvins Bong
- Melvins Alarm Clock (plays Grinding Process)
- Melvins Toe Nail Clippers
- Melvins Back Scratcher
- Melvins Beard Trimmer & Male Girdle Combo Pack
- Melvins Socks
- Melvins Marshmallows
- Melvins Temporary Tattoos
- Melvins 45 spacers (would actually be cool)
- Melvins Chrome Spork


- Melvins Ear Plugs
- Melvins Switch Blade
- Melvins Lyric Book  :lol:
- Melvins Record Cleaner (from ronco)