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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: SeattleSam on April 14, 2011, 08:49:45 PM

Title: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: SeattleSam on April 14, 2011, 08:49:45 PM
It's getting a little ridiculous.  

I wouldn't be surprised if a super-variant-hologram foil version comes out.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: anaconda on April 14, 2011, 09:02:40 PM
source?
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: SeattleSam on April 14, 2011, 09:04:17 PM
It's a Haze Xl original.   The voices told me.  And mints did.   And Matt Lukin too.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: EvilNewWarGod on April 14, 2011, 09:45:12 PM
Is it possible to get one of these for less than $100? Or are they all insanely overpriced?
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: anaconda on April 14, 2011, 10:41:33 PM
Cool. The Haze is the best letterpress cover so far
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: Chowder Chucker on April 15, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
This one is a super-duper rarity, made especially for "the real fans".
It wont feature any of the music from TBSM.
Side A will feature a recording of the Melvins laughing, snorting, and giggling.
Side B will feature a recording of the Melvins taking a limo ride to the bank.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: jules on April 15, 2011, 08:23:42 PM
Oh, you make me laugh  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: SeattleSam on April 16, 2011, 10:49:43 PM
Chowder Chucker has pledged $500 to buy the first copy of the new ultimate edition!  Thanks Chowder Chucker.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/2qn4b2q.jpg)
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: jules on April 17, 2011, 02:14:19 AM
Chowder, you should be the artist on the 11th variant (edition of 11 or something); have a word with Haze, see what he thinks! And save one for me.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: supernaut on April 21, 2011, 01:37:27 PM
Quote from: jules on April 17, 2011, 02:14:19 AM
Chowder, you should be the artist on the 11th variant (edition of 11 or something); have a word with Haze, see what he thinks! And save one for me.

he will take a shit on each one individually. $$$ big buck$ on ebay, TBSM "Shit Sandwich" variant
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: Chowder Chucker on April 21, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: SeattleSam on April 21, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
Quote from: Chowder Chucker on April 21, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!
That would probably sell well.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: jules on April 21, 2011, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: Chowder Chucker on April 21, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!
A question: how does one produce manmilk that is passion fruit-flavoured? Or is that a trade secret(ion)?
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: Chowder Chucker on April 22, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: FartLips on April 22, 2011, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: Chowder Chucker on April 22, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.
God bless you sir, you're a real fucking american! :cry:
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on April 22, 2011, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on April 22, 2011, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: Chowder Chucker on April 22, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.
God bless you sir, you're a real fucking american! :cry:



Hulk Hogan theme song real american (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdB1v6EtlSc#)
Title: Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon
Post by: jules on April 23, 2011, 02:41:39 AM
Americum.