Role call you Texas and maybe Oklahomo slugs!
I'll be there!
I'll be there in spirit ](*,)
Good luck with the mission, Dc! Ops will be standing by.
Quote from: jules on May 25, 2011, 08:28:17 AM
Good luck with the mission, Dc! Ops will be standing by.
Your code name for this mission is Rotten Longhorn.
Quote from: Dc on May 25, 2011, 12:19:45 PM
Quote from: jules on May 25, 2011, 08:28:17 AM
Good luck with the mission, Dc! Ops will be standing by.
Your code name for this mission is Rotten Longhorn.
Roger.
Quote from: jules on May 25, 2011, 12:24:52 PM
Quote from: Dc on May 25, 2011, 12:19:45 PM
Your code name for this mission is Rotten Longhorn.
Roger.
No not Roger, Rotten Longhorn. Get your shit together Jules.
Quote from: )))((( on May 25, 2011, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: jules on May 25, 2011, 12:24:52 PM
Quote from: Dc on May 25, 2011, 12:19:45 PM
Your code name for this mission is Rotten Longhorn.
Roger.
No not Roger, Rotten Longhorn. Get your shit together Jules.
What's our vector, Victor? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y#)
NOBODY TOLD ME VICTOR WAS HERE, ABORT!
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on May 25, 2011, 08:19:29 AM
I'll be there in spirit ](*,)
You are not a dedicated fan.
In line.
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
its halftime!
Fuckkkkkkkkkking sshit
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 10:01:36 PM
its halftime!
Fuckkkkkkkkkking sshit
REVIEW!
Do they have the Bat shirt ? .....and Res. box sets ?
...so Jealous.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on May 27, 2011, 10:34:26 PM
Do they have the Bat shirt ? .....and Res. box sets ?
...so Jealous.
Dude I got more junk in my trunk than pinky.
The show was great. Deaf, tired, and at ihop. Will report in full on sunday , look for sporadic updates till then.
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
What did Dc get for you?
Quote from: monts on May 28, 2011, 03:19:23 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
What did Dc get for you?
Austin Residency set.
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: monts on May 28, 2011, 03:19:23 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
What did Dc get for you?
Austin Residency set.
Me too ! Word Up !
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on May 28, 2011, 11:40:56 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: monts on May 28, 2011, 03:19:23 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
What did Dc get for you?
Austin Residency set.
Me too ! Word Up !
Nice work Kid!! Glad it all worked out for you :D :D
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on May 28, 2011, 11:40:56 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: monts on May 28, 2011, 03:19:23 AM
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: Dc on May 27, 2011, 08:15:27 PM
Mission accomplished, Rotten Longhorn. Dead Cowyboy out.
Well done sergeant. Debrief at 1900Z and I don't mean take your pants off.
What did Dc get for you?
Austin Residency set.
Me too ! Word Up !
And hopefully me too...!
This is working out well so far. I can see a time when there's a Merch Lord at every major city, entrusted and willing to snag merch for the rest of us who are too far away to get any ourselves and willing to pay a tip for the favour. I'll nominate myself to cover the UK, although judging from past experience, the only stuff we see different at UK gigs are the silk screen posters. Who knows what the future holds though?
Hopefully Dc charged more than base price. Otherwise he lost a profit of $200 for each set.
shut up! we don't work that way here when it's for friends.
People Before Profit.
Waiting for Bullhead and Stoner Witch. I will answer pms tomorrow, don't worry guys.
Quote from: Dc on May 28, 2011, 08:18:31 PM
Waiting for Bullhead and Stoner Witch. I will answer pms tomorrow, don't worry guys.
Word!
Well Bullhead was fuckin stellar
Quote from: Dc on May 28, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
Well Bullhead was fuckin stellar
Fuck yeah, my main man.
Quote from: Dc on May 28, 2011, 08:18:31 PM
Waiting for Bullhead and Stoner Witch. I will answer pms tomorrow, don't worry guys.
Fuck yes dude! Right on. Can not wait.
AT THE FUCCCKKKIIN STAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE
Quote from: Dc on May 28, 2011, 11:16:15 PM
AT THE FUCCCKKKIIN STAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE
Toldja!
Those that have access to my facebook, look at the picture of winning.
You look so dainty next to buzz!
Quote from: FART LIPS on May 29, 2011, 08:41:03 AM
You look so dainty next to buzz!
And I gotta nice can.
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8331/illustratedman1.jpg)
Doesn't this guy look like a relative of Glen? It's a splitting image!
Alright, So review time you undeserving cocks.
Woke up late and hungover on Friday, left around 2 in the afternoon. GF was excited as all hell. 4 hour drive, yadda yadda, got there about 30 mins before door opened. Got in, saw Jared sitting around, and frantically searched for mersh.Haze is a top shelf rad dude, and was very cool when I told him I was from the board. If I have business with you, rest assured that I got at least what I was asked to get. I think. Expect pm's tomorrow, as I "cannot be arsed to give it a proper fuckaround" today. I hope you guys understand that, me being tired as tits.
So they opened with the Lysol/Eggnog set, with Charmicarmicat into Roman Bird Dog/Hung Bunny. we were on the right side of the stage, getting blasted by a huge speaker tower, and lemme tell ya, it was RUMBLY. My right ear is still muffled from the racket. All the guys seemed like they were having a good time, especially Buzz who was actually grinning a lot. Hearing With Teeth was the highlight of the set for me, one of my faves. Ended with Sacrifice, I think. The whole set was fucking stellar, and the highlight of the night.
Set two was Houdini, which we saw in Seattle a few years back, with Dunn. But the second drums really added some oomph to the album, especially HAG ME, which they opened the set with. My fave from that album. The rest of the set went by pretty quick, a nice contrast to the plodding first set.
Set ended, we mingled for a bit, then hit the hay.
DAY TWO
hey, did you guys know, that Austin is hotter than fuck and smells like sour balls? Even more intensely than the rest of this godforsaken state. we spent most of the day hiding from the sun, checking out the free museums and hanging around campus. Fuck hot Austin. I mean, really.
Got to the venue around opening time, and waited.
Started with Bullhead, and this was the best set of either evening. Bullhead is one of my faves, and boy howdy, was it good and heavy. Your Blessened with two drummers! Pow! Bam! wowwee! I loved it.
Stoner Witch was the last of the set, and it was great too. At the Stake is my all time favorite Melvins song, and boy did it deliver. Was a little disappointed that he didn't play the solo, but we all know how much Buzz hates Mark....
Some guy jumped up with Coady and played drums at the end of the set, and Dale futzed with the bass for a bit and yelled YEEHAW at the crowd over and over.
Stellar fucking shows. I had a hell of a good time, and more importantly, so did girl!
(http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad45/deadcowboynoise/IMG_20110528_235355.jpg)
=D> =D> =D>
great review dc,thanks!is just me or it looks like there's a mysterious leg behind your gf? :?
HELLZ YEZ!!!!!
Glad you and GF enjoyed it Dc.
Quote from: Dc on May 29, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
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Stoner Witch was the last of the set, and it was great too. At the Stake is my all time favorite Melvins song, and boy did it deliver. Was a little disappointed that he didn't play the solo, but we all know how much Buzz hates Mark....
[/
Since when is there a solo in At The Stake? And thanks for the review, I'll be seeing them at the Boston shows and I can't wait.
Here! Here!! Sounds like good good times man. Great review Dc ... making me all jealous an' shit. Yeah, I like this Residency idea ... two nights, nothing but Melvins ... sweet stuff! They could play on that idea with all kinds of different themes ... not just the full album thing.
Quote from: jules on May 28, 2011, 12:10:11 PM
This is working out well so far. I can see a time when there's a Merch Lord at every major city, entrusted and willing to snag merch for the rest of us who are too far away to get any ourselves and willing to pay a tip for the favour. ?
Yeah, Jules this was a stellar idea you initally threw out ... and Dc was totally cool and on with the whole thing. Merch Lord indeed. Yeah great ideas man ... a nice little network seems like it would work real well. I'm absolutely game for this kinda action.
i'd do merch lord if these fuckers would come back here! :?
So what did everybody get from DC?
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
So this Brian Foy is a fake. This whoever has claimed my husbands name on the politically correct AM REP bored also.
Obviously the dude is a creepy one.
FYI-the person will be pro-EBAY and try to russell someones feathers. :bs:
It tales all kinds but why steal my husbands identity?
Must be very bored and lonely.
Anyhoot, let the games begin. 8)
Quote from: LebRon Maiden on May 29, 2011, 11:44:49 AM
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8331/illustratedman1.jpg)
Doesn't this guy look like a relative of Glen? It's a splitting image!
I remember the kid who took the photo during intermission and his dad. This guy was hilarious, but cool as fug. He took a lot of photos, too.
p.s I am K-I was turned on to the board at the show. AND DC...That wasn't even a very hot night. In August its 94 degrees at midnight. The great thing about visiting...is you can always go back home...if ya can't hang.
Quote from: pinkyslim on May 29, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
So this Brian Foy is a fake. This whoever has claimed my husbands name on the politically correct AM REP bored also.
Obviously the dude is a creepy one.
FYI-the person will be pro-EBAY and try to russell someones feathers. :bs:
It tales all kinds but why steal my husbands identity?
Must be very bored and lonely.
Anyhoot, let the games begin. 8)
The correct term is ruffle not russell. Russell is a mans name, were you trying to say rustle? Rustle means muffled crackling sound or stealing livestock. You're welcome. :D
Quote from: Junkers jumo 004 on May 30, 2011, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on May 29, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
So this Brian Foy is a fake. This whoever has claimed my husbands name on the politically correct AM REP bored also.
Obviously the dude is a creepy one.
FYI-the person will be pro-EBAY and try to russell someones feathers. :bs:
It tales all kinds but why steal my husbands identity?
Must be very bored and lonely.
Anyhoot, let the games begin. 8)
The correct term is ruffle not russell. Russell is a mans name, were you trying to say rustle? Rustle means muffled crackling sound or stealing livestock. You're welcome. :D
I just giggled.
Quote from: Candy Dazzle on May 26, 2011, 08:40:19 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on May 25, 2011, 08:19:29 AM
I'll be there in spirit ](*,)
You are not a dedicated fan.
Oh Yeah ! :lol: Maybe you would like to see my 7 inches ? ( JK ) .....I am single though. ; )
I'm dedicated enough to offer to be,
Baron Von Merch~Lord of Baltimore.
Quote from: )))((( on May 29, 2011, 05:15:16 PM
Glad you and GF enjoyed it Dc.
Thanks again DC, Sounds like they were great shows.
(pm me with your facebook)
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
Res. box set & hopefully "Bat Seal" tour shirt. :D
i asked DC to get me the molly version of bsm
Quote from: k1331 on May 30, 2011, 02:37:28 AM
Quote from: LebRon Maiden on May 29, 2011, 11:44:49 AM
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8331/illustratedman1.jpg)
Doesn't this guy look like a relative of Glen? It's a splitting image!
I remember the kid who took the photo during intermission and his dad. This guy was hilarious, but cool as fug. He took a lot of photos, too.
p.s I am K-I was turned on to the board at the show. AND DC...That wasn't even a very hot night. In August its 94 degrees at midnight. The great thing about visiting...is you can always go back home...if ya can't hang.
Welcome to the bored :D
I was just looking at these pics on the Amrep forum
Gary (and Kyle) seem crazy cool :D
did I get back to everyone?
Quote from: Dc on May 30, 2011, 01:02:33 PM
did I get back to everyone?
DC is the Man !!
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 29, 2011, 08:54:24 PM
Quote from: Dc on May 29, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
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Stoner Witch was the last of the set, and it was great too. At the Stake is my all time favorite Melvins song, and boy did it deliver. Was a little disappointed that he didn't play the solo, but we all know how much Buzz hates Mark....
[/
Since when is there a solo in At The Stake? And thanks for the review, I'll be seeing them at the Boston shows and I can't wait.
Nevermind, I know what you're talking about now-I drew a blank earlier
Quote from: Junkers jumo 004 on May 30, 2011, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on May 29, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
So this Brian Foy is a fake. This whoever has claimed my husbands name on the politically correct AM REP bored also.
Obviously the dude is a creepy one.
FYI-the person will be pro-EBAY and try to russell someones feathers. :bs:
It tales all kinds but why steal my husbands identity?
Must be very bored and lonely.
Anyhoot, let the games begin. 8)
The correct term is ruffle not russell. Russell is a mans name, were you trying to say rustle? Rustle means muffled crackling sound or stealing livestock. You're welcome. :D
crucify me asshole.
Quote from: pinkyslim on May 30, 2011, 04:42:29 PM
Quote from: Junkers jumo 004 on May 30, 2011, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: pinkyslim on May 29, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on May 29, 2011, 10:54:38 PM
So what did everybody get from DC?
So this Brian Foy is a fake. This whoever has claimed my husbands name on the politically correct AM REP bored also.
Obviously the dude is a creepy one.
FYI-the person will be pro-EBAY and try to russell someones feathers. :bs:
It tales all kinds but why steal my husbands identity?
Must be very bored and lonely.
Anyhoot, let the games begin. 8)
The correct term is ruffle not russell. Russell is a mans name, were you trying to say rustle? Rustle means muffled crackling sound or stealing livestock. You're welcome. :D
crucify me asshole.
You're fucking stupid...why don't you go Russell up a book, dipshit.
That's no way to talk to a lady, boy.
you are a very sad red neck.
Let it out if it makes you feel better. :cry:
I like Pinky's new av. That's a keeper! :oops:
Quote from: jonE5 on May 30, 2011, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: k1331 on May 30, 2011, 02:37:28 AM
Quote from: LebRon Maiden on May 29, 2011, 11:44:49 AM
I remember the kid who took the photo during intermission and his dad. This guy was hilarious, but cool as fug. He took a lot of photos, too.
p.s I am K-I was turned on to the board at the show. AND DC...That wasn't even a very hot night. In August its 94 degrees at midnight. The great thing about visiting...is you can always go back home...if ya can't hang.
Welcome to the bored :D
I was just looking at these pics on the Amrep forum
Gary (and Kyle) seem crazy cool :D
I just read that thread...crazy cool. I am two picts. It was such a good time.
The sound on this clip is complete shit...but here's a minute of soundcheck from the 27th:
Melvins soundcheck 5.27.2011 @ Mohawk (Austin, TX) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFX_egarZIE#ws)
Walking out the door to ze post orifice right now.
Quote from: Dc on June 06, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
Walking out the door to ze post orifice right now.
Thanks dude !
Quote from: Dc on June 06, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
Walking out the door to ze post orifice right now.
Take care crossing the road....
Quote from: Dc on June 06, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
Walking out the door to ze post orifice right now.
Be safe. Thanks again for helping all of us out.
8)
Thanks DC!!! , friggin canada post is on rotating strikes so hopefully things move along alright
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-mas....except without the cookies :(
Quote from: EvilNewWarGod on June 06, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-mas....except without the cookies :(
:bs:
Quote from: Brian Foy on June 07, 2011, 02:33:16 AM
Quote from: EvilNewWarGod on June 06, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-mas....except without the cookies :(
:bs:
I have to wonder about this guy. "Please help me buy things from shows I can't get to. More than one copy would be nice." :?
Quote from: Mints on June 07, 2011, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on June 07, 2011, 02:33:16 AM
Quote from: EvilNewWarGod on June 06, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-mas....except without the cookies :(
:bs:
I have to wonder about this guy. "Please help me buy things from shows I can't get to. More than one copy would be nice." :?
You can wonder about me all you want. Besides, what business is it of anyone's if I want more than one copy of something? What about the people who have multiple copies of the same 7" but in different colors? Do you wonder about them too? It's not like I am selling these things on Ebay to make a profit. I haven't sold a single thing on Ebay in my life, only bought. So kindly piss off and leave me alone about it. Especially you Brian Foy.
Quote from: EvilNewWarGod on June 11, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Quote from: Mints on June 07, 2011, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: Brian Foy on June 07, 2011, 02:33:16 AM
Quote from: EvilNewWarGod on June 06, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-mas....except without the cookies :(
:bs:
I have to wonder about this guy. "Please help me buy things from shows I can't get to. More than one copy would be nice." :?
You can wonder about me all you want. Besides, what business is it of anyone's if I want more than one copy of something? What about the people who have multiple copies of the same 7" but in different colors? Do you wonder about them too? It's not like I am selling these things on Ebay to make a profit. I haven't sold a single thing on Ebay in my life, only bought. So kindly piss off and leave me alone about it. Especially you Brian Foy.
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Can't you chalk them like a snooker ball?
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Can't you chalk them like a snooker ball?
:lol:
Wouldnt that just allow him to swing in a straight line tho? :?
Quote from: )))((( on June 29, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Can't you chalk them like a snooker ball?
:lol:
Wouldnt that just allow him to swing in a straight line tho? :?
all he'd hit is other balls.
Quote from: swanky on June 29, 2011, 04:10:45 PM
Quote from: )))((( on June 29, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Can't you chalk them like a snooker ball?
:lol:
Wouldnt that just allow him to swing in a straight line tho? :?
all he'd hit is other balls.
He might nudge the brown, too.....
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:14:20 PM
Quote from: swanky on June 29, 2011, 04:10:45 PM
Quote from: )))((( on June 29, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Can't you chalk them like a snooker ball?
:lol:
Wouldnt that just allow him to swing in a straight line tho? :?
all he'd hit is other balls.
He might nudge the brown, too.....
:lol:
Never in my wildest dreams could i ever imagine that a Snooker analogy (or should that be anal-ogy?) could reap such comedic rewards.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
Quote from: (the) rictus on June 29, 2011, 04:46:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
Correct Sir ! :lol:
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 30, 2011, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: (the) rictus on June 29, 2011, 04:46:06 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:44:01 PM
I wonder what is the best powder to put on my balls so they don't stick to my leg in the summer heat ?
Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
Correct Sir ! :lol:
I knew a dude that did that at work. He would leave one of the bathroom stalls looking like Tony Montana's desk in scarface.
Ain't no shame in a little ball powdering.
i just moved to austin after living 12 years in boston and i wanna ask how the fck does anyone get a job in austin!??? shitty fucking town! i'm broke and misrable
Quote from: zippy on June 30, 2011, 06:07:22 PM
i just moved to austin after living 12 years in boston and i wanna ask how the fck does anyone get a job in austin!??? shitty fucking town! i'm broke and misrable
Dude nobody can get a job anywhere.
buy land in flugerville, start farming.
and do not forget about Harvey Milk, july 23rd.
Quote from: williamblakestyger on July 02, 2011, 11:34:29 AM
buy land in pflugerville, start pfarming.
and do not forget about Harvey Milk, july 23rd.
/pfixed
ahh pflavor
Melvins soundcheck 5.28.2011 @ Mohawk (Austin, TX) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPBphiV9fyk#ws)
Another loud clip, but you gotta love the vantage point. This is during soundcheck on the 28th.