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Title: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:38:49 PM
This magazine was on an old website.  There's Buzz's signature, and Dale's signature, and Mark's is down on the bottom, but who's signature is on the top left corner?  Or is that just a doodle, to get the pen ink running?

(http://i53.tinypic.com/rk7s08.jpg)
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 28, 2011, 12:40:57 PM
Perhaps it's Monique's?
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:42:18 PM
Would Monique be hanging out with the Melvins?
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 28, 2011, 12:47:59 PM
I expect Monique would have done exactly as she was told as long as someone was waving $20 bills around.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:50:57 PM
 :lol:

Also, I'm betting that Monique is way over 40.

I'm glad that her misaligned tooth hasn't prevented her from a modeling career.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: DC on June 28, 2011, 12:51:55 PM
What in the Sam Hell???
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 28, 2011, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:50:57 PM
her misaligned tooth
I'm strangely, almost sexually, attracted to that tooth.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 05:02:54 AM
Buzz signed your magazine twice. The scribble in the "40" is Buzzo's "B" signature, like on his 25th anniversary poster.
I got a bunch of other stuff signed with just the "B".
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: (the) Razor on June 29, 2011, 07:19:53 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 05:02:54 AM
Buzz signed your magazine twice. The scribble in the "40" is Buzzo's "B" signature, like on his 25th anniversary poster.
I got a bunch of other stuff signed with just the "B".

No, he only signed it once.

The first was from Kike Buzzo. He didn't last very long with the Melvins, Buzz is anti-semite.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Idlehanz on June 29, 2011, 08:41:55 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 05:02:54 AM
Buzz signed your magazine twice. The scribble in the "40" is Buzzo's "B" signature, like on his 25th anniversary poster.
I got a bunch of other stuff signed with just the "B".

I was just thinking the same thing.  I had to go check a poster to make sure, but yea, he signed it twice.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jonE5 on June 29, 2011, 10:42:30 AM
Yeah, I've got a bunch of stuff with just the "B" signature also.

I also had an issue of 40+ when I was 18 years old. I stole it from a magazine stand thinking it referred to chest size, not realizing it was their age.  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Angus Khan on June 29, 2011, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: jules on June 28, 2011, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:50:57 PM
her misaligned tooth
I'm strangely, almost sexually, attracted to that tooth.
I went back and checked looking for a tusk growing out of her mouth but no just a slightly shorter tooth.  Americans are so dentally obsessed except Matt Pike of course.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: black stallion on June 29, 2011, 11:03:50 AM
Quote from: Angus Khan on June 29, 2011, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: jules on June 28, 2011, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: SeattleSam on June 28, 2011, 12:50:57 PM
her misaligned tooth
I'm strangely, almost sexually, attracted to that tooth.
Americans are so dentally obsessed except Matt Pike of course.

:lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: (((O))) on June 29, 2011, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: Angus Khan on June 29, 2011, 10:57:16 AM
Americans are so dentally obsessed except Matt Pike of course.
Get off you dont know what you're talking about i mean take a look at this pic below. Oh...err yeah, i stand corrected.

(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/149/54ffd363d37149678d48dfca58e418ce/l.jpg)

In the immortal words of the Honeybadger;

Matt Pike dont care, Matt Pike dont give a fuck.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Angus Khan on June 29, 2011, 11:32:03 AM
The honeybadger fears Matt Pike and his jaws of death.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 29, 2011, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: )))((( on June 29, 2011, 11:09:41 AM

In the immortal words of the Honeybadger;

Matt Pike don't know any dentists.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Angus Khan on June 29, 2011, 12:52:00 PM
He's probably had more sex than me so who am I to judge?
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
 :shock:      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 29, 2011, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
:shock:      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
:shock:      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 
:lol: :lol:
:lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: FartLips on June 29, 2011, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: jules on June 29, 2011, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
:shock:      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 
:lol: :lol:
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: [-X :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: jules on June 29, 2011, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: swanky on June 29, 2011, 03:59:41 PM
 :lol: [-X :lol:

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Braykfast on June 29, 2011, 08:12:28 PM
Who's "Dace Crover"?
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: pinkyslim on June 29, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
meth mouth. 8)
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 11:55:55 PM
Quote from: pinkyslim on June 29, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
meth mouth. 8)

Too fat to be meth.  It (his teeth) looks like old gum from under a table.   :toke:

(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/149/54ffd363d37149678d48dfca58e418ce/l.jpg)

Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: Angus Khan on June 30, 2011, 07:24:47 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 29, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
:shock:      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 
carved out of wood by def leppards drummer.
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: black stallion on June 30, 2011, 07:40:17 AM
yellow tongue?  :-k
Title: Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?
Post by: WGB on June 30, 2011, 08:07:15 AM
I heard Haze hired her to chew on some wood to make all the $400 Melvins wood carvings.