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Title: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on September 01, 2011, 04:34:51 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Iu3QYLD0w4M/SCJEoZLtZ8I/AAAAAAAAAkc/ql2UehjdSPk/s320/Melvins-Ozma.jpg)

from songs structure to sound,this is insane! especially if you consider it was released in 1989

Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on September 01, 2011, 04:39:28 PM
I would say The Crybaby but since i dont really consider that to be proper Melvins, perhaps this one...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/Melvins_Stag_Front_Cover.jpg/220px-Melvins_Stag_Front_Cover.jpg)

Although POTRE, Colossus and Electroretard are close contenders too.

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Post by: MrLuck87 on September 01, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/665/prickmagazineoctober200.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/825/prickmagazineoctober200.jpg/)
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Mad Arab on September 01, 2011, 08:19:20 PM
Prick and Eggnog are the crazy albums.
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Post by: FartLips on September 01, 2011, 11:54:57 PM
don't forget honky!
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on September 02, 2011, 03:05:54 AM
Quote from: swanky on September 01, 2011, 11:54:57 PM
don't forget honky!

i don't,my top three is (in no particular order,especially Ozma and Honky)

Ozma
Honky
Bootlicker
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Shatz on September 02, 2011, 04:04:18 AM
Hockey
Hicks of the Romanian Backwoods
Eggsack
Stab
Dick
Child of Destiny
The White Shit Order
Jingles 1-12

Man, there's even a lot of craziness going on on Bullhorn, Osmosis or most of the other (the) Melvins albums. Craziness abound.
Can't decide.
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Post by: >>>JZS<<< on September 02, 2011, 07:38:37 AM

They all crazy ! That's why I like 'em !
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 03, 2011, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: Shatz on September 02, 2011, 04:04:18 AM
Hockey
Hicks of the Romanian Backwoods
Eggsack
Stab
Dick
Child of Destiny
The White Shit Order
Jingles 1-12

Man, there's even a lot of craziness going on on Bullhorn, Osmosis or most of the other (the) Melvins albums. Craziness abound.
Can't decide.
:lol: the white shit order?????
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Captain CoryCory on September 04, 2011, 09:24:26 AM
Gooey Porn Treatments
White Power (Especially that HOW tune!)
NOT DEER (Especially the last 5 or so tunes, like Cottonmouth)
Shingles 1-12
Cow-lossus of Destiny
HAT Rack
Runny Eggs and a knife to the wife's throat, curteosy of a guy from the White family (Particularily PGX3)
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Herr Honky on September 04, 2011, 09:38:00 AM
lol here's another thread where every Melvins album is listed

Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on September 04, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
nobody will mention the albums with biafra or the mangled demos,at least this is what i hope
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: dead mike on September 04, 2011, 10:02:27 AM
Gotta say, Eggnog sounds like they were at a Taco Bell at the midway point of a 48-hour coke binge when they up and decided to record some songs in the men's room.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: GrimReaper on September 04, 2011, 10:14:36 AM
Quote from: black stallion on September 04, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
nobody will mention the albums with biafra or the mangled demos,at least this is what i hope

With lyrics like "titties made of clay" you almost have to include Never Breathe :?.
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Post by: anaconda on September 04, 2011, 12:03:14 PM
ya, that whole lyric is a bit messed up:

''Brazilian babes, titties made of clay
spread their waxy legs for Great Danes''

really Jello?? Really??  :-k
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: jules on September 04, 2011, 01:22:13 PM
The albums with Biafra and The Mangled Demos.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Uncle Fester on September 04, 2011, 02:35:16 PM
the one that kurt cobain plays on. that ones the best...
kurts the best.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: FartLips on September 04, 2011, 07:05:23 PM
smash the state = awesomeness!!!
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dumpster D on September 04, 2011, 08:01:50 PM
In terms of "crazy" do you mean; Awesome, because they are ALL awesome!!!
or by crazy you mean heavy as shit!

Bullhead is much more Crazy than Ozma, Eggnog is like adding nitrous oxide to Bullhead as Honky is like adding ketamine to Stag.


In terms of crazy, I should say that even buzz admits Prick is stupider than lou reeds metal machine sound ( I guess you gotta ask Lou Reed how you'd have to define the "craziness" of that album too)..OH, And SPEAKING OF CRAZY ;

so I hear Lou Reed is writing music for  metallica recently. So really you should ask yourself

"is this Crazy, Or just Stupid?"




Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Mount Ambulance on September 04, 2011, 09:20:06 PM
Quote from: swanky on September 04, 2011, 07:05:23 PM
smash the state = awesomeness!!!

Oh Fuck Yes!!!

I'd throw "Paraquat Plus" 12" in there too ... awesome, awesome, awesome!!!

Quote from: Dumpster D on September 04, 2011, 08:01:50 PM
so I hear Lou Reed is writing music for  metallica recently. So really you should ask yourself

"is this Crazy, Or just Stupid?"

Ummm, fully stupid & crazy all the way ... or was that crazy & stupid to the max? Ummm, either way it'll most definatly suck it!
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on September 05, 2011, 04:46:33 AM
Quote from: jules on September 04, 2011, 01:22:13 PM
The albums with Biafra and The Mangled Demos.

d'oooooooooooooooooooh


Quote from: GrimReaper on September 04, 2011, 10:14:36 AM
Quote from: black stallion on September 04, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
nobody will mention the albums with biafra or the mangled demos,at least this is what i hope

With lyrics like "titties made of clay" you almost have to include Never Breathe :?.

cool,didn't know about those lyrics


Quote from: Dumpster D on September 04, 2011, 08:01:50 PM
In terms of "crazy" do you mean; Awesome, because they are ALL awesome!!!
or by crazy you mean heavy as shit

not heavy as shit,infact i think the bootlicker is one of their craziest. i meant unexpected,unpredictable,eccentric. i mentioned ozma because their songwriting during that era was so weird witch such crazy signatures..also mark d made that album to sound like nothing they have ever done,before and after that. melvins sound is usually fat,ozma sounds tiny

...although buzz thinks it sucks
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on September 05, 2011, 09:21:48 AM
I took crazy to mean out there, wacky, off the wall, weird, strange.
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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on September 05, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
i think BSM is crazy as hell, musically it just nuts, all over the place
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on September 05, 2011, 10:47:26 AM
Quote from: (the) flutter nuts on September 05, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
i think BSM is crazy as hell, musically it just nuts, all over the place

yeah,there's no doubt it's the craziest with the current line up
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on September 06, 2011, 12:53:09 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on September 04, 2011, 08:01:50 PM
In terms of "crazy" do you mean; Awesome, because they are ALL awesome!!!
or by crazy you mean heavy as shit!

Bullhead is much more Crazy than Ozma, Eggnog is like adding nitrous oxide to Bullhead as Honky is like adding ketamine to Stag.


In terms of crazy, I should say that even buzz admits Prick is stupider than lou reeds metal machine sound ( I guess you gotta ask Lou Reed how you'd have to define the "craziness" of that album too)..OH, And SPEAKING OF CRAZY ;

so I hear Lou Reed is writing music for  metallica recently. So really you should ask yourself

"is this Crazy, Or just Stupid?"






Of KOURSE it's crazy, man, it's totally fucking macro-performance art world-scale satire, maaannn.  8)
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Brooklyns Finest PoonTang on September 06, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
I would say the last two have been the craziest, in that (for me) they are almost unlistenable. And I like the off-kilter/unpredictable ones like COD, Stag, etc.

I think I am getting old though, so your results may vary greatly.
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Post by: Dumpster D on September 07, 2011, 10:04:30 PM
Yeh, I think I'm getting old too.

MAcro performance art thing,...fuck it...I USED to care...whatever you say.

Artists like to toot their horns all the time, I don't care anymore.

I know a few too many performance artists...and they are old too...and Fucked, some bordering on hoarder tendancies and witchcraft.

too many theatre  events have softened their Manic hippie brains..not at all practical.

some of them have real mental disabilites, most of them ARE crazy,  because of the frantic and pointless distractions in the modern world.

I tend to centre myself around a still little Zen Centre.  

My favourite performance artist I've seen so far is Genesis P. orridges late wife Lady Jaye...WOW, she's MACRO-uber-doober whatever Legit man said.

Fuck it.  what the hell do I know?

most people DON'T buy melvins Records, so they wouldn't "get" the whole Satire thing anyway, for all it's worth it mostly goes over everyones heads.

don't blame me, blame it on society. See I'm one of those people who "get" the whole slant of the satire, It's a long time coming, no one could beat you over the head with it better than the Melvins of course... of course it wasn't exactly something that just happens all of a sudden.
It took years of buying Melvins Albums and of course being a free thinking outsider had a lot to do with it.

I think the Title "the melvins" says it all.

what else DO you need to "get"?

I'm not out there looking to buy the next biggest thing either, I realized why I can't be happy keeping score many a year ago.

being a Musician myself I have a lot against the whole music/art Industry, but I realized I have never experianced ANYTHING similar to what the Melvins have been through.

So no, I don't think It's crazy at all, I think I makes perfect sense in fact. Case in point, I believe people spending 25 bucks on a Justin beiber or LAdy Gaga CD are fucking CRAZY!!!

It seems to be a paradoxical Irony.

as for World scale, the world is it's OWN stupid satire, I think the melvins are the Melvins satire of the melvins satire.

Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (the) Razor on September 08, 2011, 07:23:56 AM
The answer is Honky.
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Post by: norecess on September 08, 2011, 07:44:43 AM
Quote from: (the) Razor on September 08, 2011, 07:23:56 AM
The answer is Honky.

that is right and also correct.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dumpster D on September 08, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
*nod*

:cheers:
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Post by: Candy Dazzle on October 09, 2011, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: swanky on September 01, 2011, 11:54:57 PM
don't forget honky!



Honky rules.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: EvilNewWarGod on October 10, 2011, 11:00:39 AM
Quote from: Candy Dazzle on October 09, 2011, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: swanky on September 01, 2011, 11:54:57 PM
don't forget honky!



Honky rules.

Damn straight it does!
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: andy the angry bald man on October 13, 2011, 01:18:01 PM
"honky," "COD" and "prick" are the obvious choices, but i always thought "stag" was the craziest, simply because atlantic put it out.  that's gotta be up there as one of the most non-commercial albums released by a commercial label ever.
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Post by: anaconda on October 13, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
lets not overlook Electroretard, folks!
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Post by: Dumpster D on October 14, 2011, 12:13:36 AM
The Revolve version that sounds like Music from the X-files!!!

:lol:

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Post by: black stallion on October 14, 2011, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: Dumpster D on October 14, 2011, 12:13:36 AM
The Revolve version that sounds like Music from the X-files!!!

:lol:

ahah that's true
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Post by: Satchel Paige on October 16, 2012, 10:26:35 PM
the most cray album is

HAT


Honorables:
Eggnog
Honky
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 09:50:05 AM
I also think The Trilogy is pretty nuts, especially all the long electronic style interludes between songs.  I feel they are on par with Stag on the weirdness tip.
To be quite fair tho, COD is definitely the weirdest one IMO.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on October 17, 2012, 09:50:50 AM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 09:50:05 AM
To be quite fair tho, COD is definitely the weirdest one IMO.
...or Chicken Switch if that counts i guess.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: JUDY on October 17, 2012, 10:17:55 AM
COD followed by Honky.

Quote from: (the) flutter nuts on September 05, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
i think BSM is crazy as hell, musically it just nuts, all over the place
Pretty nutso, indeed. Probably my fav of the Belvins records.

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Post by: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 10:13:31 PM
Quote from: JUDY on October 17, 2012, 10:17:55 AM
COD followed by Honky.

Quote from: (the) flutter nuts on September 05, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
i think BSM is crazy as hell, musically it just nuts, all over the place
Pretty nutso, indeed. Probably my fav of the Belvins records.

(Said in Stewie Griffin Voice) Ewww is that a thing now? Belvins? Are we saying that now? Please no? Sounds like Mr Belvedere and the Melvins for fucks sake! lol
But if your going there Bulls and Bees is the best  Belvins record man!  :lol:

Honestly though, I've given this subject more thought. I am listening to Hung Bunny/Roman Bird Dog right now and I think Lysol might be the craziest for the time. Honestly, Ive always considered the two tracks one song. My LP never hadda tracklisting either. Shit is bonkers to make 1 song the whole side of an album. Granted, at the time Melvins fans were just slapped in the face by Bullhead and Eggnog. The first side is almost like COD only a melodic version!  :lol: Then to have so many covers on the B side. Honestly for years I never knew Sacrifice wasn't their song, I think Flipper should really just sign it over to them tho  :P  Also, I know its sorta short to be called an album, but to me it has always felt like an album. (and I believe they consider it an album not an EP) Bottom line,  The Melvins don't give a fuck, they just do shit their own way and Lysol was the first record to really show me that.
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Post by: JUDY on October 17, 2012, 11:10:26 PM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 10:13:31 PM
Quote from: JUDY on October 17, 2012, 10:17:55 AM
COD followed by Honky.

Quote from: (the) flutter nuts on September 05, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
i think BSM is crazy as hell, musically it just nuts, all over the place
Pretty nutso, indeed. Probably my fav of the Belvins records.

(Said in Stewie Griffin Voice) Ewww is that a thing now? Belvins? Are we saying that now? Please no? Sounds like Mr Belvedere and the Melvins for fucks sake! lol
But if your going there Bulls and Bees is the best  Belvins record man!  :lol:

Honestly though, I've given this subject more thought. I am listening to Hung Bunny/Roman Bird Dog right now and I think Lysol might be the craziest for the time. Honestly, Ive always considered the two tracks one song. My LP never hadda tracklisting either. Shit is bonkers to make 1 song the whole side of an album. Granted, at the time Melvins fans were just slapped in the face by Bullhead and Eggnog. The first side is almost like COD only a melodic version!  :lol: Then to have so many covers on the B side. Honestly for years I never knew Sacrifice wasn't their song, I think Flipper should really just sign it over to them tho  :P  Also, I know its sorta short to be called an album, but to me it has always felt like an album. (and I believe they consider it an album not an EP) Bottom line,  The Melvins don't give a fuck, they just do shit their own way and Lysol was the first record to really show me that.

Lysol is a friggen masterpiece. That might have been the first one that really got me sucked in. It's just perfect. When it's over, it's like, there's really no use listening to anything else now because nothing can ever top that.

I don't know why I use the term Belvins. I don't think it's a thing, I made it up in my head years ago when (A) came out and thought it was fun and clever. They're still Melvins, of course. I'm just silly like that and often amuse myself with word-play.

And yeah. Bulls & Bees just fricken owns like no business - with big business! (see? see what I did there? ;) ).
What a beauty of a record.

Mad shout out to Stag, too, but COD and Honky are still the weirdest in my humble tiny opinion.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 11:28:05 PM
I haven't heard all of Honky yet, and what I have heard has been off youtube on my shitty computer speakers. I am very excited I finally got the record cheap and that its on its way as we speak. Can't wait to blast it on the good speakers off the turntables  :D

Also mad shout outs to Stag but COD gets the gas face, unless it's the Endless Residency version which I highly approve of!
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Post by: black stallion on October 18, 2012, 04:50:45 AM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 11:28:05 PM
I haven't heard all of Honky yet, and what I have heard has been off youtube on my shitty computer speakers. I am very excited I finally got the record cheap and that its on its way as we speak. Can't wait to blast it on the good speakers off the turntables  :D



that's one of their best albums,have fun!
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on October 18, 2012, 05:27:44 AM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on October 17, 2012, 10:13:31 PM
Bulls and Bees is the best  Belvins record man!
[-(

1 Nude With Boots
2 (A) Senile Animal
3 The Bulls & The Bees
4 The Bride Screamed Murder
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: smokey on October 18, 2012, 06:36:57 PM
Without a doubt, Prick by a mile.
Listening now, and its just batshit crazy from start to finish.
The rest of their albums are perfectly normal.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on October 19, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
Quote from: smokey on October 18, 2012, 06:36:57 PM
Without a doubt, Prick by a mile.
Listening now, and its just batshit crazy from start to finish.


agreed,and do not forget Honky
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dan_Halen on October 19, 2012, 09:32:36 AM
Quote from: black stallion on October 19, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
Quote from: smokey on October 18, 2012, 06:36:57 PM
Without a doubt, Prick by a mile.
Listening now, and its just total bullshit from start to finish.


agreed, well put ya Honky

:lol:
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Post by: violent office on October 19, 2012, 04:39:02 PM
Stag
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Post by: DC on October 19, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
The one they are gonna make with me.
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Post by: dead mike on October 20, 2012, 12:33:56 AM
Quote from: DC on October 19, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
The one they are gonna make with me.
What would jews harp solos and interpretive dance bring to the melvins table?
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Post by: The Bloated Pope on October 20, 2012, 06:43:11 AM
Joe Preston EP
Prick
CoD
Stag
Honky
HAT


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Post by: anaconda on October 20, 2012, 08:12:11 AM
I still contend it's Electroretard
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: DC on October 20, 2012, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: dead mike on October 20, 2012, 12:33:56 AM
Quote from: DC on October 19, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
The one they are gonna make with me.
What would jews harp solos and interpretive dance bring to the melvins table?
Just wait till I figure out a way to hook up my skin flute to a wah pedal.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on October 21, 2012, 05:44:53 AM
Quote from: DC on October 20, 2012, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: dead mike on October 20, 2012, 12:33:56 AM
Quote from: DC on October 19, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
The one they are gonna make with me.
What would jews harp solos and interpretive dance bring to the melvins table?
Just wait till I figure out a way to hook up my skin flute to a wah pedal.

:lol:
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Post by: Dan_Halen on October 21, 2012, 06:56:29 AM
Quote from: anaconda on October 20, 2012, 08:12:11 AM
I still contend it's Electroretard

Just listened to shit storm, ok you are right. :D
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on October 21, 2012, 06:58:19 AM
Quote from: Dan_Halen on October 21, 2012, 06:56:29 AM
Quote from: anaconda on October 20, 2012, 08:12:11 AM
I still contend it's Electroretard

Just listened to shit storm, ok you are right. :D
I haven't listened to it for quite a while but im sure the rest of the record is pretty straight forward tho.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: black stallion on October 21, 2012, 07:03:58 AM
went to bed with my headphones on last night,listening to COD.this morning i felt super relaxed. tonight think i'll do the same with Prick
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: (((O))) on October 21, 2012, 07:08:58 AM
Quote from: black stallion on October 21, 2012, 07:03:58 AM
went to bed with my headphones on last night
I've never done that and i doubt i could fall asleep that way. Although there are times when i've been music listening where i can feel myself getting a little sleepy or trancing out a bit.
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: cleveland rewind on October 21, 2012, 11:12:15 AM
i want to say COD or prick but those both from what i feel were attempting to be crazy fucked up albums. prick i thought was a way to fuck with atlantic to get them to put out a noise records but they wouldnt so amrep put it out because its still amazing. COD live record of a noise set, pretty straight forward, you know you arent getting a music record in COD. just my 2 cents.

IMO
Honky (high five black stallion)
Title: Re: Melvins craziest album?
Post by: Dan_Halen on October 22, 2012, 07:33:39 PM
Good point Cleveland!!!

I think most people agree COD, Prick, Electro Retard and Honky are all pretty weird....

But the only one of those I really like sitting down and listening to is Honky.