It came to me in a nightmare:
King Buzzo from Harbor of Grays,
played punk rock in his early days.
His Afro did grow,
songs tempos did slow,
and all kinds of hell he did raise!
Patent pending
Matt Lukin would play bass with Buzz,
but he was out simply because
Buzz ran off his mouth.
The band did move south.
But soon Matt was marching to fuzz.
Sir David Scott Stone of L.A.
"The Smell" is a place he does play.
He records with the boys,
and adds beautiful noise.
A member, I wish he would stay.
Quote from: homeless_dad on January 26, 2012, 04:00:33 PM
Sir David Scott Stone of L.A.
"The Smell" is a place he does play.
He records with the boys,
and adds beautiful noise.
A member, I wish he would stay.
:lol:
Impressive.
There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!
He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.
Quote from: anaconda on January 27, 2012, 07:32:05 AM
There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!
He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.
This is more historically accurate than mine I think. Kudos!
" he now works with hammers and saws "
I'm still cracking up hours later. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fucking awesome!
Quote from: anaconda on January 27, 2012, 07:32:05 AM
There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!
He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.
Well done. Completely true as well.
Joe Preston, a stalker-fan he,
a Melvin, aspired to be.
I am not sure why,
they hired the guy.
but Lysol is JOE's masterpiece.
There was a bearded bassist named Joe,
to San Francisco he happily did go.
To record Lysol with the Melvins band,
though his tantrums they could not stand.
Too bad, his basslines were so nice and low.
When Buzzo was down in Saint Bees,
He was stung in the arse by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."
There once was a man from Gray's Harbor
Grunge he was said to have fathered
But like the red headed step
He ignored it and left
Moving ever upward and onward
alas, you are in luck
with words I am no longer stuck
though they are boring
and without a warning
it gives me a chance to say fuck(melvins)
There was a bearded bassist named Joe,
to San Francisco he happily did go.
He recorded Lysol with the Melvins band,
though his tantrums they could not stand.
Too bad, his basslines were so nice and low.
They fired him one fateful day,
for the Melvins he'd no longer play.
With Thrones he now earns his wage
playing all alone up on stage.
Perhaps things are better this way.
Quote from: jules on January 28, 2012, 01:44:05 PM
When Buzzo was down in Saint Bees,
He was stung in the arse by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."
Best one by far.
All Hail King Buzzo's rants
Onstage its mumus not pants
The fans are insane
Buzz calls them lame
Then admits he killed Kurt Cobain
Name the songs (w/o cheating):
Like somebody took a coat hanger
Across the water what lies under
Los ticka toe rest
Tell it take no dess
It waits nothing ever you never
There once was a lady from Nantucket
Her favorite song was Honeybucket
...
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on January 30, 2012, 02:07:43 PM
There once was a lady from Nantucket
Her favorite song was Honeybucket
...
...But her husband bought her Shit Sandwich,
There was no music on it to hear, which
Made her repeatedly holler, "Oh, fuck it!"
:P
=D>
Gluey Porch Treatments and Ozma were frantic,
After Lysol they signed to Atlantic,
With Houdini and Stag,
Stoner Witch was less mad,
But later made madness with AmRep and Prick.
dale crover
some-where there was a king
ruling yet lacking one thing
this sparkling dutch clover
they named him dale crover
and mayhem is what they would bring
:lol:
Dale Crover, Dale Crover let Coady come over, to help him bang on the drum
Jarred exclaimed, Buzzo said "yay", this is a whole lot of fun
but one issue remained
simple and plain
"when cashing the check, no disrespect, we count as two you as one"
How vast will the bassist morgue grow?
I guess in due time we will know.
But it has been fun,
to hear Trevor Dunn.
To keep him around wouldn't blow.
My favourite so far was Joe Preston,
I even saw him with no vest on.
His chest wasn't hairy,
But what was more scary,
Was his arse tattoo of Charlton Heston.