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Title: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 04, 2012, 09:53:00 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tfr/2833469354.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tfr/2833469354.html)


Looking for male child actors aging from 8 to 13 for a music video. Especially looking for kids that are musicians or have a decent understanding of how to play guitar, bass or drums.
Shoot will be on February 11th and 12th near and around Downtown Los Angeles. Paying gig. Please attach a photo/photos as well as a description of which instruments you can play.
Thanks!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Metalhead Cow on February 05, 2012, 02:47:23 AM
Is that really for a new Melvins video to be shot? How do you know? Or am I just too gullible?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 05, 2012, 04:13:51 AM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on February 05, 2012, 02:47:23 AM
Is that really for a new Melvins video to be shot? How do you know? Or am I just too gullible?
It's a notice from their facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/melvinsarmy (https://www.facebook.com/melvinsarmy)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 05, 2012, 04:37:01 AM
If we all hobbled in on our knees do you think we could get the parts?  :-k
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 05, 2012, 09:34:07 AM
Lucky Kids!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: dead mike on February 05, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
Craigslist:The place to satisfy all your deviant sexual whims.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: JUDY on February 06, 2012, 08:38:02 AM
Pancake Mountain Part II?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: glen on February 06, 2012, 11:45:10 AM
they're not doing a TALKING HEADS - BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE spoof, are they?

Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Alex- on February 06, 2012, 11:57:49 AM
Brilliant idea Glen
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: JUDY on February 06, 2012, 02:06:39 PM
Haha, Glen.

I think you should all audition with ManChild persona in mind.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 06, 2012, 07:58:08 PM
Brain Walsby's still got me cracking up with that one thing in manchild 3 when guys are asking him questions at the merch table...

"are you the manchild?"

:lol:


That gets me going EVERYTIME!!!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: perzo))) on February 06, 2012, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: dead mike on February 05, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
Craigslist:The place to satisfy all your deviant sexual whims.

and the best way to lure people w/promises of jobs and then murder them.
(the talking heads thing would be great.)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on February 07, 2012, 11:36:12 PM
I'm 12. Can I be in yuor video?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: glen on February 08, 2012, 08:24:34 AM
Quote from: TheLegitMan93 on February 07, 2012, 11:36:12 PM
I'm 12. Can I be in yuor video?

no... I'M 12!! 

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/clifford.jpg)

and I play the recorder!
can I be in your video?

:?  what.. you've never heard of the Martin Short film CLIFFORD?  then you sir, have not lived! 
fucking genius piece of film right there.  check it out.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on February 08, 2012, 02:10:15 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 08, 2012, 10:24:48 PM
Y'know, Early 90's comedys never got me, Like that Dumb luck movie too.

I've only ever caught the last 15 minutes of Clifford.

At the time I thought It was loosely based on those CLifford The red dog childrens books somehow.

but wow, martin short was younge looking back then!

:)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 12, 2012, 07:00:12 PM
(http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/19dd766655da11e180c9123138016265_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 12, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
So it's The Melvins "younger Look alikes"?

Like that pantera Video kinda?

Top quality sound Baffle!

Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on February 12, 2012, 09:56:39 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 12, 2012, 07:00:12 PM
(http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/19dd766655da11e180c9123138016265_7.jpg)

"Burnin' Down The (Cardboard) House !"  ...very cool....what song is it for ?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (the) Razor on February 13, 2012, 05:10:37 AM
Fuck the kids, the gong is back!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (the) Razor on February 13, 2012, 05:11:07 AM
When I say that first part. I don't mean literally, obviously.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 05:19:15 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (the) Razor on February 13, 2012, 05:25:49 AM
Whoever said Pantera I agree, I bet they used torches to light their faces in this video while rocking backwards and forwards too, it looks so 90's. Cobain & Layne did this in every video and made them millions! Maybe the Melvins are finally going to make a grunge record haha.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 05:27:13 AM
That kid's wearin' a wig right?



...like right???  :lol:

Can't wait to see and hear this vid.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 05:36:12 AM
i don't see kid dale,he's hidden behind kid jared :(
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 08:37:30 AM
It's so they can play this video on JUICEBOX!

:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: glen on February 13, 2012, 08:58:00 AM
and you all laughed at my little suggestion.

I think an apology is in order.  :)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 09:06:21 AM
I wonder if the band are gonna be in this vid too or if it's just the kids throughout??

Instead of the kids tho, part of me thinks they should have done this using Mark D, Kevin, Dillard and Joe!!!  :D
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: glen on February 13, 2012, 09:41:58 AM
does this mean the era of the mumu is over?   :(
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 13, 2012, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 05:36:12 AM
i don't see kid dale,he's hidden behind kid jared :(
Dale is a GIRL!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 10:07:24 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 13, 2012, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 05:36:12 AM
i don't see kid dale,he's hidden behind kid jared :(
Dale is a GIRL!

:shock:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: glen on February 13, 2012, 10:10:48 AM
this pic was taken in their practice space. 

I wonder if the vid was shot there as well.

talk about a free plug for John's Manville blue foam insulation... 
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 01:29:12 PM
You know who would have been great in this vid???

(http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/19dd766655da11e180c9123138016265_7.jpg)




....Dumpster!!!!

I knew they must have stole that idea from off here.

:)

Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 01:42:59 PM
Thats ok, they aren't the first ones to borrow my Trademark armyness, and If I want ANYONE to endorse my stlyes, Melvins...I'm proud of the honor!

I'm more suprised you pulled that picture out, Way to spot that!!!

Thank god SOMEONE  noticed!  :lol:

Whooahhhhhh!  :!:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 01:42:59 PM
I'm more suprised you pulled that picture out, Way to spot that!!!
I dont know what it says of me here but i was just in the bath and your old pic suddenly came straight to my mind when thinking about this video pic. Honest story. Is that a little weird and too much info there?  :?

Can i say in my defense that i do all my best thinking whilst in the bath. Either that or in bed at night. Oh shit im making this worse i just know it.  #-o
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 01:51:50 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 01:42:59 PM
Thats ok, they aren't the first ones to borrow my Trademark armyness, and If I want ANYONE to endorse my stlyes, Melvins...I'm proud of the honor!

I'm more suprised you pulled that picture out, Way to spot that!!!

Thank god SOMEONE  noticed!  :lol:
Dude, I fucking love that photo and love your shot-to-fuck B17, too. Sometimes I show my friends. They nod sagely and bow.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 01:55:11 PM
Well NOW I am SO dying to watch this so desperately now!!!



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Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 03:41:05 PM
This is rubbish. More planes! More planes! You must have had a P51.

P-51 Cadillac of the skies! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouJ_WyS9v8#)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Illusionator on February 13, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
i was just in the bath and your old pic suddenly came straight to my mind

You were in the bath and thought of a picture of him as a child?

Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Is that a little weird and too much info there?  :?

No no I think it's OK  :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 05:10:00 PM
Quote from: Illusionator on February 13, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
i was just in the bath and your old pic suddenly came straight to my mind

You were in the bath and thought of a picture of him as a child?

Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Is that a little weird and too much info there?  :?

No no I think it's OK  :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Stonergrunge on February 13, 2012, 05:15:53 PM
Quote from: jules on February 13, 2012, 05:10:00 PM
Quote from: Illusionator on February 13, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
i was just in the bath and your old pic suddenly came straight to my mind

You were in the bath and thought of a picture of him as a child?

Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Is that a little weird and too much info there?  :?

No no I think it's OK  :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh my God!  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on February 14, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Oh god i knew it, i bloody knew it. Im hoping to God that Swanky doesnt see this thread now. Look i explained bath time is relaxing and provokes thought. I'd seen that video pic prior and i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what it was. Suddenly whilst in the bath i remembered. EUERKA!! Anything else running through your dirty minds is yours to keep and speak no more of. The end.  #-o

PS Im not looking forward to tonights bath now.  :?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Illusionator on February 14, 2012, 04:58:39 AM
Quote from: )))((( on February 14, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Oh god i knew it, i bloody knew it. Im hoping to God that Swanky doesnt see this thread now. Look i explained bath time is relaxing and provokes thought. I'd seen that video pic prior and i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what it was. Suddenly whilst in the bath i remembered. EUERKA!! Anything else running through your dirty minds is yours to keep and speak no more of. The end.  #-o

PS Im not looking forward to tonights bath now.  :?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on February 14, 2012, 09:59:38 AM
Quote from: (the) Razor on February 13, 2012, 05:10:37 AM
Fuck the kids, the gong is back!
That was the most exciting part of the photo for me too.  I saw the gong and that's all I could think about.  Does anyone know if they are using the gong live or playing any new material?
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 14, 2012, 11:00:22 AM
Firstly, THe gong is what I noticed right off also!

Second, I haven't had a bath in a long time, but when I do, sometimes something will just pop into my mind out of my subconsious...like when you wake up from a dream and have this weird subconsious imagery playing under your thoughts.  :?

Lately I have been taking thing a little too seriously, This picture reflects a symbol of back when I was a small kid with big dreams, That sums up what I see interperatted in the picture from the video.

The concept triggers a lot of strong and powerfull memories of my childhood.

Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on February 14, 2012, 11:03:21 AM
Quote from: Dumpster D on February 14, 2012, 11:00:22 AM
interperatted
That is a beautiful, beautiful word.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: JUDY on February 16, 2012, 07:03:20 AM
Quote from: )))((( on February 13, 2012, 01:29:12 PM


(http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/19dd766655da11e180c9123138016265_7.jpg)


I LOVE THIS PHOTO. Can't wait to see what those lovable rogues are up to :)
GONG
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 17, 2012, 05:34:31 AM
This looks like a big deal!

I think I should be Very Excited right now!!!

Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: GrimReaper on February 17, 2012, 05:55:38 AM

The kid on bass looks more like Buzz, and the kid on guitar looks more like Jarrod. Height also would be more correct with them swapped. Can't wait to hear/see this.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Justafilthylurker on February 25, 2012, 05:10:57 PM
What a terrible thing to say about a child.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: FartLips on February 25, 2012, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 14, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Oh god i knew it, i bloody knew it. Im hoping to God that Swanky doesnt see this thread now. Look i explained bath time is relaxing and provokes thought. I'd seen that video pic prior and i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what it was. Suddenly whilst in the bath i remembered. EUERKA!! Anything else running through your dirty minds is yours to keep and speak no more of. The end.  #-o

PS Im not looking forward to tonights bath now.  :?
in a thread about kids, nonetheless. #-o [-X
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on February 26, 2012, 10:12:40 AM
Quote from: swanky on February 25, 2012, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 14, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Oh god i knew it, i bloody knew it. Im hoping to God that Swanky doesnt see this thread now. Look i explained bath time is relaxing and provokes thought. I'd seen that video pic prior and i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what it was. Suddenly whilst in the bath i remembered. EUERKA!! Anything else running through your dirty minds is yours to keep and speak no more of. The end.  #-o

PS Im not looking forward to tonights bath now.  :?
in a thread about kids, nonetheless. #-o [-X

:D

Still, bath time=playtime for me!!!

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Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: FartLips on February 26, 2012, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: Dumpster D on February 26, 2012, 10:12:40 AM
Quote from: swanky on February 25, 2012, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: )))((( on February 14, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Oh god i knew it, i bloody knew it. Im hoping to God that Swanky doesnt see this thread now. Look i explained bath time is relaxing and provokes thought. I'd seen that video pic prior and i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what it was. Suddenly whilst in the bath i remembered. EUERKA!! Anything else running through your dirty minds is yours to keep and speak no more of. The end.  #-o

PS Im not looking forward to tonights bath now.  :?
in a thread about kids, nonetheless. #-o [-X

:D

Still, bath time=playtime for me!!!
:lol:
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: DC on March 01, 2012, 11:50:13 AM
That looks like a new EGC.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Dumpster D on March 01, 2012, 04:38:38 PM
Just gotta re-post this here, I think I posted it in "boardies as kids"

For you Jules!~  :D

I smell like Army Surplus.

Y'know that Salty aroma? that analine Dye smell? Giant Vats cooking mass quantities of herringbone tweed and Nylon/hemp Batches of fabric used to make combat jackets and pants.

The military "air of familiarity" when you walk into a surplus store, I think it's because even my pillowcase and bedsheets are all G.I. Issue. 

I Bleed O.D. Green.

My mom Always thought I was a re-incarnation of a Bomber crewman.

My highschool nickname was Capn' Melvin!!!

And the same bunch of guys STILL address me as Melvin!


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Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on March 01, 2012, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on March 01, 2012, 04:38:38 PM
Just gotta re-post this here, I think I posted it in "boardies as kids"

For you Jules!~  :D

I smell like Army Surplus.

Y'know that Salty aroma? that analine Dye smell? Giant Vats cooking mass quantities of herringbone tweed and Nylon/hemp Batches of fabric used to make combat jackets and pants.

The military "air of familiarity" when you walk into a surplus store, I think it's because even my pillowcase and bedsheets are all G.I. Issue. 

I Bleed O.D. Green.

My mom Always thought I was a re-incarnation of a Bomber crewman.

My highschool nickname was Capn' Melvin!!!

And the same bunch of guys STILL address me as Melvin!
Swear to God, man, if you lived in Brighton, we'd make some money.

I'd play drums and you'd just read your posts.

We wouldn't make a lot of money, granted, but we'd fucking laugh so much.

And we'd sell 1:72 scale B-17s in the foyer.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Fishheadphil on March 02, 2012, 11:28:07 AM
I'd Pay To See That.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Illusionator on March 02, 2012, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: jules on March 01, 2012, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on March 01, 2012, 04:38:38 PM
Just gotta re-post this here, I think I posted it in "boardies as kids"

For you Jules!~  :D

I smell like Army Surplus.

Y'know that Salty aroma? that analine Dye smell? Giant Vats cooking mass quantities of herringbone tweed and Nylon/hemp Batches of fabric used to make combat jackets and pants.

The military "air of familiarity" when you walk into a surplus store, I think it's because even my pillowcase and bedsheets are all G.I. Issue. 

I Bleed O.D. Green.

My mom Always thought I was a re-incarnation of a Bomber crewman.

My highschool nickname was Capn' Melvin!!!

And the same bunch of guys STILL address me as Melvin!
Swear to God, man, if you lived in Brighton, we'd make some money.

I'd play drums and you'd just read your posts.

We wouldn't make a lot of money, granted, but we'd fucking laugh so much.

And we'd sell 1:72 scale B-17s in the foyer.

You guys never play Leicester, Canada, Dubai or Iceland. You suck
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: jules on March 02, 2012, 12:36:08 PM
We'd ONLY ever play Leicester, Canada, Dubai and Iceland. We'd still suck, though.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: Fishheadphil on March 02, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
You should play a set with Bjork while you're in Iceland. I'm sure she would enjoy that.
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on March 02, 2012, 04:57:16 PM


:D  http://www.scionav.com/blog/2012/02/10/melvins-music-video-shoot-behind-the-scenes/ (http://www.scionav.com/blog/2012/02/10/melvins-music-video-shoot-behind-the-scenes/)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: anaconda on March 02, 2012, 05:04:16 PM
this one is right on!

(http://www.scionav.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Melvins-Video-Shoot-2.11.12-294-1024x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: (((O))) on March 02, 2012, 05:05:13 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on March 02, 2012, 04:57:16 PM


:D  http://www.scionav.com/blog/2012/02/10/melvins-music-video-shoot-behind-the-scenes/ (http://www.scionav.com/blog/2012/02/10/melvins-music-video-shoot-behind-the-scenes/)
:lol: :lol:

Nice find JZS. Can't wait to see this one. Those pics are great!!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: anaconda on March 02, 2012, 05:08:21 PM
from that photo set it looks mini Coady sure likes to ham it up!
Title: Re: Melvins need kids for new Video - LA area
Post by: oldernie on March 03, 2012, 02:34:35 AM
when i first read this about them wanting kids for video, i thought it sounded like it could be awful
but now looking at them pictures it does look like it should be pretty good.

especially love the "buzz before and after he lost his sense of humour " one.