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Poll
Question: I put the CD of Bullhead on at exactly the same time as I cracked open a bottle of Faustino VII. That's red wine. Which will finish first?
Option 1: Bullhead votes: 5
Option 2: The Faustino votes: 4
Option 3: They will both finish at exactly the same time votes: 4
Option 4: I thought Faustino VII was a band just then votes: 2
Title: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 01:12:16 PM
Winners will be notified by post.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 01:21:28 PM
never heard of Faustino wine,is it good? btw,i think at the Cow drum solo you'll be totally drunk
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 01:32:18 PM
Quote from: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 01:21:28 PM
never heard of Faustino wine,is it good? btw,i think at the Cow drum solo you'll be totally drunk
Isshhhh verrrrgood. Yur ma b-b-b-b-est f-f-f-uckin mate, yur are...........(still on Boris...)
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 01:33:51 PM
Im gonna say Bullhead by a whisker!!!
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: Dumpster D on February 13, 2012, 01:38:38 PM
you'll pass out.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 03:16:42 PM
I wonder who won the race?

Do you think Jules is still conscious?  :-k
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jules on February 13, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
I'm ok, me and my friends are all busy counting the votes at the moment.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: (((O))) on February 13, 2012, 03:37:10 PM
Quote from: jules on February 13, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
my friends are all busy counting the votes at the moment.
Have a recount if necessary.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: suck poppet on February 13, 2012, 07:56:27 PM
I admit it, I was hoping faustino vii was david faustino's seventh rap album, but the internet says he only released one, what a shame.

David Faustino I Told Ya (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX5cuvLRWs#)
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jules on February 14, 2012, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....
Bullhead won by half a glass. I repeated the experiment immediately afterwards with the same results.

Tonight: Bombay Sapphire vs. Endless Residency.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:36:17 AM
Quote from: jules on February 14, 2012, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....
Bullhead won by half a glass. I repeated the experiment immediately afterwards with the same results.

Tonight: Bombay Sapphire vs. Endless Residency.

hahaha... i think i have to set up such competitions too...  :lol:
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jules on February 15, 2012, 04:20:25 AM
Quote from: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
I drink very little else. Rioja, especially, is the Melvins of wines for me.

Simplified, you can go buy a bottle of Faustino VII (the A Senile Animal CD of Riojas - great value for money, rarely disappointing and a hit with friends ignorant of Melvins); you can go a tad upwards with a Faustino V (Sugar Daddy CD - Punchier, louder and thicker than your ASA); Faustino I is the Stoner Witch of Riojas, you pay a bit more for it, but every bottle is like drinking a bit of heaven, leaves you with a smile on your face and thinking you just tasted the best thing ever; etc. etc. until you get to something like a Roda Reserva 2006 which is the equivalent of the Endless Residency vinyl and just makes you whimper involuntarily while you're drinking it.

Next week on Rock & Booze, we'll be discovering the comparisons between Polish Vodka and Electric Wizard, and debating whether using synthetic corks in wine bottles has a detrimental effect on the wine in the same way as  "We Reach - The Music of the Melvins" may be inferior to the real thing.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: buddy holiday on February 15, 2012, 05:28:29 AM
Quote from: jules on February 15, 2012, 04:20:25 AM
Quote from: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
I drink very little else. Rioja, especially, is the Melvins of wines for me.

Simplified, you can go buy a bottle of Faustino VII (the A Senile Animal CD of Riojas - great value for money, rarely disappointing and a hit with friends ignorant of Melvins); you can go a tad upwards with a Faustino V (Sugar Daddy CD - Punchier, louder and thicker than your ASA); Faustino I is the Stoner Witch of Riojas, you pay a bit more for it, but every bottle is like drinking a bit of heaven, leaves you with a smile on your face and thinking you just tasted the best thing ever; etc. etc. until you get to something like a Roda Reserva 2006 which is the equivalent of the Endless Residency vinyl and just makes you whimper involuntarily while you're drinking it.

Next week on Rock & Booze, we'll be discovering the comparisons between Polish Vodka and Electric Wizard, and debating whether using synthetic corks in wine bottles has a detrimental effect on the wine in the same way as  "We Reach - The Music of the Melvins" may be inferior to the real thing.

or you go for an amarone which is basically melvins' boner years!
looking forward to hearing your vodka wizard stories.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: (((O))) on February 15, 2012, 05:35:18 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 15, 2012, 05:28:29 AM
vodka wizard
:D
That's a good name for a band.
Title: Re: Bullhead vs. Faustino VII
Post by: jonE5 on February 16, 2012, 12:10:51 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 15, 2012, 05:28:29 AM
Quote from: jules on February 15, 2012, 04:20:25 AM
Quote from: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
I drink very little else. Rioja, especially, is the Melvins of wines for me.

Simplified, you can go buy a bottle of Faustino VII (the A Senile Animal CD of Riojas - great value for money, rarely disappointing and a hit with friends ignorant of Melvins); you can go a tad upwards with a Faustino V (Sugar Daddy CD - Punchier, louder and thicker than your ASA); Faustino I is the Stoner Witch of Riojas, you pay a bit more for it, but every bottle is like drinking a bit of heaven, leaves you with a smile on your face and thinking you just tasted the best thing ever; etc. etc. until you get to something like a Roda Reserva 2006 which is the equivalent of the Endless Residency vinyl and just makes you whimper involuntarily while you're drinking it.

Next week on Rock & Booze, we'll be discovering the comparisons between Polish Vodka and Electric Wizard, and debating whether using synthetic corks in wine bottles has a detrimental effect on the wine in the same way as  "We Reach - The Music of the Melvins" may be inferior to the real thing.

or you go for an amarone which is basically melvins' boner years!
looking forward to hearing your vodka wizard stories.

Just like no one can afford Melvins vinyl from that era..No one can afford an Amarone most days (Although I wish I could).
     Go for a Ripasso.. Poor mans Amarone

BTW. Got to try this today..Yum!

(http://winereview.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/20110922-085024.jpg)