Hi guys and fellow Melvinmaniacs. I know it's an odd introduction, but I think it's important.
The Melvins need a improved wiki page. It's a mess in its current form. We need more substantial details about band's unique instrumentation and musical impact on several genres and a generation of bands. And a bitter user called "Legitmang" continues to spread lies, misinformation and half-truths about the band. Where are the fans?
We're all here at themelvins.net spreading the true lies.
I can't disagree it does need a bit of a tidy up. Us fans know most of the things tho so i don't think it matters too much.
I think Brian may have it in hand. Brian?
The wikipedia Bio needs to be total bullshit.
:lol:
this calls for:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins)
Quote from: norecess on March 29, 2012, 02:25:39 PM
this calls for:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins)
thats good stuff.
Haha! Thanks for the warm welcome and all the answers. :lol:
Legitman posts here, he's an interesting kid. Ask him about Arizona.
Quote from: jules on March 29, 2012, 01:28:52 PM
I think Brian may have it in hand. Brian?
i certainly have no interest or desire in editing the melvins wikipedia page, sounds like a job for bullsol to me :cheers:
Bullsol, what animal is that?
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on March 29, 2012, 07:36:47 PM
Bullsol, what animal is that?
a wiki-fixin' animal, thats what!
Quote from: norecess on March 29, 2012, 02:25:39 PM
this calls for:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melvins)
:lol:
is legitman acting up again? DC, get out the whips!
btw bullsol, if you ask brian nicely im sure he MIGHT give you access to the wiki as long as you dont get drunk off the power.
Are you people talking the Wikipedia Melvins entry or the Melvins wiki on this site?
im talking about the on site melvins wiki.
im not sure which one bullysol is talking bout.
There is at least one proper place for misinformation, it is The Melvins wiki page.
It would feel right, to read nothing true, in THE MELVINS wikipedia entry.
That might be appropriate. Melvinsy, indeed.
Quote from: GrimReaper on March 29, 2012, 01:05:46 PM
We're all here at themelvins.net spreading the true lies.
Yeah, we're more or less a bunch of experts that don't know jack shit. Welcome to the cult :roll:
the info here seems correct enough to me.
http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page (http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page)
Quote from: JUDY on March 30, 2012, 11:07:01 AMWelcome to the cult :roll:
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I don't believe I have ever edited the Melvins Wikipedia article in my life. And yes, Arizona fucking kicks ass and I'm going back this May! And Blood Noize is playing a basement show tonight in Springfield if any of ya know where that is...
Springfield, OH
1526 West High Street
We're gonna be the best band playing there... BE THERE!!! NOW YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.
Legit, did you ever release an album?
We got a split album with Layne L'Heureux, but a fully-Blood Noize LP does not yet exist... maybe it'll happen sometime in the next year, though?
Who's covering the Costs?
...
OH, AND I NEVER VANDALIZED THE MELVINS WIKIPEDIA PAGE. THAT'S SOMEBODY ELSE DOING THAT.
(Paul), The Wikipedia Melvins entry, not the MelvinsWiki.
Metalhead cow, A chinese giant salamander.
TheLegitMan93, I know it's not you. But the whining vandal deserves to be reported to an admin. He seems to have some personal vendettas against this board.
Oh, the site is protected now.. which is fine.
Quote from: Bullsol on April 12, 2012, 01:35:27 AM
He seems to have some personal vendettas against this board.
Whyzat? We're the nicest buncha guys and gals on the planet!
Maybe it's our buddy landshark?
Edit: Have you guys read the talkback page on Wikipedia for Melvins? It's pretty hilarious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melvins#top (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melvins#top)
"Recently the Melvins became upset when they read what was being posted on the melvins fan forum, so they took control and began banning anyone that posted anything that wasn't completely flattering. Haze XXL, owner of Amrep Records, cried loudly that he would ban anyone over anything he disagreed with. He has stated that he will not sell records to those that post negative reviews of the Melvins. Ironically, the Melvins are notorious for making fun of other artists, like Kid Rock, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne."
LOOOOOOOL
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on April 12, 2012, 04:46:22 PM
Quote from: Bullsol on April 12, 2012, 01:35:27 AM
He seems to have some personal vendettas against this board.
Whyzat? We're the nicest buncha guys and gals on the planet!
Dunno. But I guess it's an isolated "parasaito shinguru" with no reason to exist.
Quote from: TheLegitMan93 on April 13, 2012, 02:18:05 AM
"Recently the Melvins became upset when they read what was being posted on the melvins fan forum, so they took control and began banning anyone that posted anything that wasn't completely flattering. Haze XXL, owner of Amrep Records, cried loudly that he would ban anyone over anything he disagreed with. He has stated that he will not sell records to those that post negative reviews of the Melvins. Ironically, the Melvins are notorious for making fun of other artists, like Kid Rock, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne."
LOOOOOOOL
Yeah, wtf? Frustrated tears wrapped in kindergarten rhetoric.