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Title: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 02, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
Roll call fuckfaces. This will probably be my last major show in Tejas, so if you wanna tell yer kids about how crazy the dickman is, better show up and buy me a beer. Anyone wanna grab a pizza or give me a handy before the show?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: glen on May 02, 2012, 03:53:17 PM
*sounds of crickets chirping*

:P
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Idlehanz on May 02, 2012, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: glen on May 02, 2012, 03:53:17 PM
*sounds of crickets chirping*

:P

No one wants to give him a handy.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 03, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on May 02, 2012, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: glen on May 02, 2012, 03:53:17 PM
*sounds of crickets chirping*

:P

No one wants to give him a handy.
:(
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: dead mike on May 03, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
I'd go with ya, DC, but I'm 800 miles away, give or take. Trees is a pretty good venue, from what I remember of seeing the melvins play there on the HAT tour. I hung out in the balcony and saw Buzz walking around back there.

Are you relocating?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 03, 2012, 02:52:53 PM
Quote from: dead mike on May 03, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
I'd go with ya, DC, but I'm 800 miles away, give or take. Trees is a pretty good venue, from what I remember of seeing the melvins play there on the HAT tour. I hung out in the balcony and saw Buzz walking around back there.

Are you relocating?
Hat tour? man you must be older than I thought. I'm moving to CO in a month, ish.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Hortense on May 04, 2012, 07:36:13 AM
Quote from: dead mike on May 03, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
I'd go with ya, DC, but I'm 800 miles away, give or take. Trees is a pretty good venue, from what I remember of seeing the melvins play there on the HAT tour. I hung out in the balcony and saw Buzz walking around back there.

Are you relocating?

You wouldn't happen to have an audio copy of that show from HAT at Trees, would ya?  Was there myself.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 04, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
you know your pal mr paige is going.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 04, 2012, 10:12:37 AM
and if you drink that watered down american beer then you can give me a handy
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Hortense on May 05, 2012, 10:00:23 AM
Wish I could be there Monday.  Have fun.  That venue is a peach, or at least it used to be. 
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 07, 2012, 12:53:29 PM
6 or so hours before doors open yeeeeah


I'm in my famous Harvey Milk shirt.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 07, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 07, 2012, 12:53:29 PM
6 or so hours before doors open yeeeeah


I'm in my famous Harvey Milk shirt.
You should go in your Abortion is Murder shirt!
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: spunkmonkey on May 07, 2012, 02:43:30 PM
Quote from: jules on May 07, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 07, 2012, 12:53:29 PM
6 or so hours before doors open yeeeeah


I'm in my famous Harvey Milk shirt.
You should go in your Abortion is Murder shirt!

or maybe your pink Star Wars shirt.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 07, 2012, 02:52:16 PM
it's orange!
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: spunkmonkey on May 07, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Suuuure it is......  :wink:
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 07, 2012, 07:47:02 PM
No bullep left.... sorry to dissapoint guys
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: anaconda on May 08, 2012, 06:05:15 AM
Were they all using their regular gear? Walsby said one of the vans was broken into...
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Der L on May 08, 2012, 07:35:50 AM
Quote from: anaconda on May 08, 2012, 06:05:15 AM
Were they all using their regular gear? Walsby said one of the vans was broken into...

MELVINS @ Trees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvzGgWS1I5Q#ws)
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Idlehanz on May 08, 2012, 08:43:24 AM
Quote from: anaconda on May 08, 2012, 06:05:15 AM
Were they all using their regular gear? Walsby said one of the vans was broken into...

I think it was after this show that it happened. 
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.


yeah he was a douche.

good show. unsane wasn't as bad as id thought theyd be. i talked to buzz, dale, jared, and coady before the show. buzz and dale signed my stag album, it was great. i picked the pig t-shirt.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 09:28:08 AM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.

i talked to buzz, dale, jared, and coady before the show. buzz and dale signed my stag album, it was great. i picked the pig t-shirt.
cool,what did they say?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:41:14 AM
jared was cool, i just talked to him briefly. i asked coady about a double drummer hag me & my friend (also a drummer) didn't believe it was possible etc. I saw dale pull up in their scion (they all had scions except for the van buzz was driving) and got an authograph, he seemed a little lagged and i didn't know he smoked cigarettes. buzz was acting funny for us and told me he'd give me a dollar if i could guess what the cd art on Stag was from.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: angryblue on May 08, 2012, 11:24:07 AM
(http://angryblue.com/preview/MelvinsUnsane_site.jpg)

Now available on angryblue.com!
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jonE5 on May 08, 2012, 11:39:48 AM
Quote from: angryblue on May 08, 2012, 11:24:07 AM
(http://angryblue.com/preview/MelvinsUnsane_site.jpg)

Now available on angryblue.com!

I love this poster
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Metalhead Cow on May 08, 2012, 11:44:44 AM
I would like to see this pig t-shirt
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Idlehanz on May 08, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 08, 2012, 11:44:44 AM
I would like to see this pig t-shirt
it has the same pig graphic as on the front of the sugar daddy splits. I should have one in a few days. I'll take a pic if one hasn't been posted yet..
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 08, 2012, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on May 08, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 08, 2012, 11:44:44 AM
I would like to see this pig t-shirt
it has the same pig graphic as on the front of the sugar daddy splits. I should have one in a few days. I'll take a pic if one hasn't been posted yet..
(http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/AKV126C/IMGP4281.jpg)
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 02:36:34 PM
Quote from: jules on May 08, 2012, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on May 08, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Metalhead Cow on May 08, 2012, 11:44:44 AM
I would like to see this pig t-shirt
it has the same pig graphic as on the front of the sugar daddy splits. I should have one in a few days. I'll take a pic if one hasn't been posted yet..
(http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/AKV126C/IMGP4281.jpg)

it was a hard decision but i stand by it.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 08, 2012, 02:45:57 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
unsane wasn't as bad as id thought theyd be.
Did you think they'd be worse because you're not keen on them or because you've seen them play badly before? Or something else, perhaps.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: moose on May 08, 2012, 02:49:51 PM
YARGH WANT the shirt
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: smokey on May 08, 2012, 03:03:56 PM
Dig the pig!
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: moose on May 08, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
Smokey, sent you a pm.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 08, 2012, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: moose on May 08, 2012, 02:49:51 PM
YARGH WANT the shirt
Have you seen the other two tour shirts, moose?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 04:32:36 PM
Quote from: jules on May 08, 2012, 02:45:57 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
unsane wasn't as bad as id thought theyd be.
Did you think they'd be worse because you're not keen on them or because you've seen them play badly before? Or something else, perhaps.

its just my general bias. never seen them before live, my friend who went with me didn't like them but i like some of those riffs they played.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
Unsane was great, but of course, I'm probably biased.  Rat sounded great, Coady did an excellent job.  Glad to hear Against the Grain live as well..  during Scrape a woman behind me started giving me a back rub; I looked behind me and she pointed to the corners of her mouth with each of her pointing fingers, the universal sign for 'hey you, smile'.  I guess I was looking too serious during the set, so I smiled.  As long as her boyfriend didn't care, I didn't either.  The set seemed too short, and ended with the curtain smashing down on my head.

Glad to see DC, he jumped me at the merch table when I first got there.  Wanted to talk to him more, but didn't really get the chance.  Brian Walsby was working the merch table; the unsane splits and the letterpress cds are sold out, and the Off! twelve inch singles were down to the last few copies.  Because of this, the price had been raised from $20 to $35.  They were sold out by the end of the night.  Saw some guy walk by with a gigposters shirt on, heh.

The Melvins setlist was similar to other shows; highlights were the full (?) versions of Hung Bunny/Roman Bird Dog, Youth of America, History of Bad Men, and the new songs.  Buzz had his clear guitar, it looks like it would be fun to play. 

DC was right about Deep Ellum; slightly sketchy, but it had it's charms..  I'm pissed that the melvins van got broken into, because it most likely means that the Melvins won't feel like coming back to Dallas.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.


yeah he was a douche.



I must have missed the Slayer guy; where was he?  Running around into people near the front?

Where did you see Buzz and Dale; before the venue opened?  Where did they end up parking?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 08, 2012, 04:51:48 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
Unsane was great, but of course, I'm probably biased.  Rat sounded great, Coady did an excellent job.  Glad to hear Against the Grain live as well..  during Scrape a woman behind me started giving me a back rub; I looked behind me and she pointed to the corners of her mouth with each of her pointing fingers, the universal sign for 'hey you, smile'.  I guess I was looking too serious during the set, so I smiled.  As long as her boyfriend didn't care, I didn't either.  The set seemed too short, and ended with the curtain smashing down on my head.

Glad to see DC, he jumped me at the merch table when I first got there.  Wanted to talk to him more, but didn't really get the chance.  Brian Walsby was working the merch table; the unsane splits and the letterpress cds are sold out, and the Off! twelve inch singles were down to the last few copies.  Because of this, the price had been raised from $20 to $35.  They were sold out by the end of the night.  Saw some guy walk by with a gigposters shirt on, heh.

The Melvins setlist was similar to other shows; highlights were the full (?) versions of Hung Bunny/Roman Bird Dog, Youth of America, History of Bad Men, and the new songs.  Buzz had his clear guitar, it looks like it would be fun to play. 

DC was right about Deep Ellum; slightly sketchy, but it had it's charms..  I'm pissed that the melvins van got broken into, because it most likely means that the Melvins won't feel like coming back to Dallas.
Do you know if Off! singles were given to Off!? They're playing in the UK soon and I get the feeling some Europeans missed the opportunty to get one direct from AmRep (they went like shit off a shovel). The Off! tour might be the next chance. They're playing in Brighton so if anyone wants one, just holler.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:54:01 PM
Quote from: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole

If I'm ever in Italy, we'll meet up.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 05:00:47 PM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:54:01 PM
Quote from: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole

If I'm ever in Italy, we'll meet up.

i hope so,same if i'll ever be in TX
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: jules on May 08, 2012, 05:06:05 PM
I'm welling up, here.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: moose on May 08, 2012, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: jules on May 08, 2012, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: moose on May 08, 2012, 02:49:51 PM
YARGH WANT the shirt
Have you seen the other two tour shirts, moose?
yeah I'm likin the pig
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 09:12:29 PM
The Melvins- Dog Island (Live @ Trees May 7th, 2012) [720p HQ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41nfHOxhsgQ#ws)
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Beard on May 08, 2012, 09:37:03 PM
wow that was awesome!!! i honestly cant wait to see them in july... also was that Hung Bunny at the end? i might just be a retard....
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 10:57:15 PM
Yah, that was it- it was just starting to kick in.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: glen on May 09, 2012, 07:26:18 AM
Quote from: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole

I have photographic evidence.   :twisted:

although I am not allowed to share.   :(

but either way that piggy shirt is SHARP.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: (((O))) on May 09, 2012, 07:30:28 AM
Quote from: glen on May 09, 2012, 07:26:18 AM
I have photographic evidence.
You do?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: glen on May 09, 2012, 07:47:15 AM
Quote from: )))((( on May 09, 2012, 07:30:28 AM
Quote from: glen on May 09, 2012, 07:26:18 AM
Quote from: black stallion on May 08, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
i'm jealous DC got to meet butthole
I have photographic evidence.   :twisted:
:shock:
You do?

sure!   bUTTHOLEmAN is about 5' 4" with shoulder length blonde hair, a C-cup, and prefers to wear thigh-high stockings and strappy high heels.     oh.. wait... wrong pic from Dc.     #-o
but somewhere in this phone I know there is a bUTTHOLEmAN.   
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: black stallion on May 09, 2012, 07:55:20 AM
one day it would be fun to se some of the pics DC sends on your cell  :?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: glen on May 09, 2012, 08:21:29 AM
Quote from: black stallion on May 09, 2012, 07:55:20 AM
one day it would be fun to se some of the pics DC sends on your cell  :?

I'll never post them.  the kid has been too good to me.   I DO have a little honor.
but if any of you ever meet me face to face ask and ye shall receive.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 09, 2012, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.


yeah he was a douche.



I must have missed the Slayer guy; where was he?  Running around into people near the front?

Where did you see Buzz and Dale; before the venue opened?  Where did they end up parking?

The slayer guy wanted to mosh. I was standing around him for a second, a couple of other big guys kept him at bay from others who weren't digging his style. they even asked me if i was okay. the slayer dude ended up bouncing off this girl who got fed up with him and she dropped her purse and yelled something at him. the slayer put his hands up in his face to show he didn't want to fight/mosh with her.

We got there before the Melvins did. We parked down the street at cafe brazil and looked around for ten minutes and coady and jared pulled up out front. dale pulled up next and he ended parking right next to the venue. buzz pulled up in the white van and we talked to him. then, we pulled in to the venue parking because we thought the cafe would tow us next to the van and tail-gated with a couple of brews. buzz came back out and we said hello again and he pulled the van out back behind the trees club.

phhhhheeeewwwwwwww im winded


Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Braykfast on May 09, 2012, 01:03:11 PM
That was a great video upload. :shock:

Are there full bootleg vids floating around yet?
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: DC on May 09, 2012, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 09, 2012, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 08, 2012, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: Satchel Paige on May 08, 2012, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 08, 2012, 01:36:32 AM
Great midtempo set. Manky-history-YOA was tops.


Fuck that cockass in the slayer shirt.


yeah he was a douche.



I must have missed the Slayer guy; where was he?  Running around into people near the front?

Where did you see Buzz and Dale; before the venue opened?  Where did they end up parking?

The slayer guy wanted to mosh. I was standing around him for a second, a couple of other big guys kept him at bay from others who weren't digging his style. they even asked me if i was okay. the slayer dude ended up bouncing off this girl who got fed up with him and she dropped her purse and yelled something at him. the slayer put his hands up in his face to show he didn't want to fight/mosh with her.


kept him at bay nothing. Fuckstick was all over the place. I know I'm asking for it by being that close to the stage, but goddamn man, control yourself like an adult.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: glen on May 09, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 09, 2012, 01:11:51 PM
goddamn man, control yourself like an adult.

ladies and gentlemen.. the Armageddon is upon us.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: rictus on May 09, 2012, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 02, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
Anyone wanna grab a pizza or give me a handy before the show?

Can't believe I missed out on this.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: FartLips on May 09, 2012, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: (the) rictus on May 09, 2012, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: DC (the dickman) Hart on May 02, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
Anyone wanna grab a pizza or give me a handy before the show?

Can't believe I missed out on this.
you can still get together for that handy. just don't give him the reacharound.
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Bad Guy Zero on May 10, 2012, 08:06:56 PM
Melvins soundcheck 5.7.12 @ Trees [Dallas, TX] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZiVWEPtto#ws)
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 10, 2012, 08:39:31 PM
Thanks!
Title: Re: Dallas, May 7, Trees
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 11, 2012, 11:00:40 AM
ground control to major tom you're clear for take off.