Gretings. Me name is Gobi K. This my second time seeing Melvins! They have much energy but me have a question. Me english not the best :(
Me want to know if Melvins worship satan - the devil? this is troubling to me because me and woman see many teeshirts with 666 and devil on them. This troubling to us very. :?
Me love to watch Melvins and see might of they drummer Dell. hevery good at beatin skins of drums
But do he worship devil? If they do me afraid.
me a religios man from Mexico. To me, I not hold anythihg agaenst others who do satan worship but me think they go to hell
You all the experts so me wife say, ask internets about this Satan? In Mexico Satan is not a good guy or god to worship. But me want to know if Melvins is of devil? Do they have fang? Do they do this kind of thing? Me pray for they soul if yes. But I still like them even if they do pray to devil me just sad and think me not able to go to more show.
We work hard to put the food in and to send money back. Me love Denver. and me wife is good woman. We do not worship devil but ask siriously, do these men do satan ritual. I feel evil in audience at they sshow last rtime they come. Evil feel good tho sometime.. It is not a good thing. They is very bad to trust devil if they worship heem
Oh this is gonna be good.
:lol:
It's a test.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 12, 2012, 05:58:17 PM
:lol:
It's a test.
Of our patience? Humility? Understanding? Sense of humor?
:lol:
juan strikes again?
Gluey Porch Treatments = A reference to the band's preparing for a porch-side seance.
Ozma = Witchcraft.
Bullhead = A type of serpent.
Houdini = Black magick.
Prick = What the Melvins think Jesus is.
Stoner Witch = Witchcraft AND illicit unbiblical drug use!
Stag = An animal with horns just like Satan.
The Trilogy = The Melvins' attempt at mocking the holy trinity.
Hostile Ambient Takeover = Something the Melvins plan to do to the world with the aide of BEELZEBUB.
Pigs of the Roman Empire = Blasphemy against the Catholic church.
Nude With Boots = How Satan will be dressed when the heathens meet him in HAELL.
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The blood is dripping from his mouth 'cuz he just got done with a hawt, staemy blood orgy.
Sometime hard to tell if you be serious :))
It geuyine concern. Me wife think Satan music is dangerous. Me think this also to. Please try to unnerstand. We from church of Marion and study many religions to church. We follow Swedenborg theory of Christianty we not bad. But if this no seriyous to ask may we ask for letter writing to band label on ipecac musics? Me wife write letters to them and no ansers.
Best thank you to you.
We unnerstand different religios for different bodys and we accept this all but we doont want to eb cursed to hellfire.
We go to show and see all devil childs in fritning close. Devils and imps on they close. 666 and all.
But we drink good wine and have good times with all differing people. Me ask for real satisfy mind
thank loves gobi
C is for Cookie. Me love cookie.
Its the other way around.
Everyone knows Satan worships the Melvins, not the other way around!
Quote from: deatheats on September 12, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
Everyone knows Satan worships the Melvins, not the other way around!
YES!!! ....lots of great answers but this one is the best one so far, and it's totally true!
I also heard a rumor Satan is pissed cus he missed out on the 1983 CDs.
Didn't it say in the Electroretard liner notes that they worship Santa and celebrate Hilter's birthday?
Quote from: GobiK on September 12, 2012, 05:54:16 PM
Gretings. Me name is Gobi K. This my second time seeing Melvins! They have much energy but me have a question. Me english not the best :(
Me want to know if Melvins worship satan - the devil? this is troubling to me because me and woman see many teeshirts with 666 and devil on them. This troubling to us very. :?
Me love to watch Melvins and see might of they drummer Dell. hevery good at beatin skins of drums
But do he worship devil? If they do me afraid.
me a religios man from Mexico. To me, I not hold anythihg agaenst others who do satan worship but me think they go to hell
You all the experts so me wife say, ask internets about this Satan? In Mexico Satan is not a good guy or god to worship. But me want to know if Melvins is of devil? Do they have fang? Do they do this kind of thing? Me pray for they soul if yes. But I still like them even if they do pray to devil me just sad and think me not able to go to more show.
We work hard to put the food in and to send money back. Me love Denver. and me wife is good woman. We do not worship devil but ask siriously, do these men do satan ritual. I feel evil in audience at they sshow last rtime they come. Evil feel good tho sometime.. It is not a good thing. They is very bad to trust devil if they worship heem
No. They are just a hard working band in it for the long haul.
i needed a good laugh this morning. :lol:
Hasn't anyone noticed yet that if you play Slayer's "Reign In Blood" backwards and slow it down to a tenth of the speed it's actually "Gluey Porch Treatments in its entirety"?
I swear to God err.. I mean Satan, I don't know this guy.
Been puzzling over this, If you are a follower of Swedenborg what does it matter? What I mean is, in all respect, don't you guys think that you go wherever you want to go? My understanding of Swedenborgian theology is that the followers of this teaching believe one goes wherever they think they should go?
Does this mean you think you should go to hell? :?
Like, if one is atheistic ultimately nothing happens to them, if they are Buddhist they go to Nirvana, or if they are Christians they go to heaven, if they worship Willy Wonka they go to the Chocolate Factory (I kid I kid :)). Is this not correct?
This is Great!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hillo and thank yoos
no, it very complecx system of religion.There is hell and we very worry abot it. Not want to go ther for clear resons. my langoge is bad. No, me wife ask her preacher and he say Melvins caause bad enerjys. this indicator of Saatan.
Me hope they find the Jeesus to dsave ther souls. It is not for comedies. IOs very siryose. my hart go out to Melvins me conti nue to watch and lissen but only if precher change her muind.
thanks to me wife now we know the truth :)
Thank God that preacher stepped in and showed the truth.
what you think about those symbols on the Honky's cover? 8)
Don't forget to say your Hail Dales before bed.
Quote from: JUDY on September 13, 2012, 01:02:27 PM
Don't forget to say your Hail Dales before bed.
:lol:
Hail Dale, please don't let me fail.
Satan worships Melvins and Santa worships Snivlem.
this shit just made my day.
Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.
Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on September 14, 2012, 12:18:37 AM
Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.
Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.
But he really tries to be as good as Dale!
(http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-02/45296660.jpg)
Quote from: deatheats on September 14, 2012, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on September 14, 2012, 12:18:37 AM
Satan is still trying to get a copy of Shit Sandwich & a Lysol LP without the sticker....but he does own a Buzzo moo-moo from 2004.
Satan also owes Dale Crover $20,000 for drum lessons.
But he really tries to be as good as Dale!
(http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-02/45296660.jpg)
Did I say $20,000, I'm sorry I meant $ 20,000,000
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This thread should ACTUALLY be called, Satan worships the Melvins.
I was just about to say that muhself.
Melvins In Satan's Service?
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Quote from: jules on September 13, 2012, 01:32:05 PM
Satan worships Melvins and Santa worships Snivlem.
who does Snivlem worship tho?
Less than Iron Maiden does, but more than Nirvana did.
STNERAP RUOY LLIK DNA TOP EKOMS
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Satan worships Melvins, pinche puto