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Title: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: amazonAMAZON on April 16, 2014, 05:45:29 PM
I was listening to Singles 1-12 the other day and I heard in [one of the tracks named after a city] Buzz yell 'fucking' as an adjective in his adlib.

It got me thinking... there seems to be no shortage of profanity in Melvins stage banter, interviews, samples in songs, and even song and album titles. But I can't for the life of me think of a Buzz-penned song where he sings a curse word. Maybe it's just my hearing/memory. What do you guys think?


curse words NOT sung by Buzzo:
Alive at the Fucker Club
Shit Sandwich
Real Fucking Nasty
Colossus of Destiny samples
Theresa screams dialog
Hooray For Me Fuk U
maybe the one on Honky with the record label phone calls?
maybe Anal Satan?
probably some cover songs
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Satchel Paige on April 16, 2014, 07:18:30 PM
Charmicarmicat
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Post by: Mount Ambulance on April 16, 2014, 07:33:18 PM
He's said he doesn't cuss in lyrics so that they won't get stickered in the stores.
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Post by: Captain CoryCory on April 16, 2014, 08:27:02 PM
The only ones I can think of with some cussin' are

- Little Judas Chongo (Goddamn)
- Pink Bat (Talkin' Shit)
- I Told You I Was Crazy (Goddamn)
- Charmicarmicat (Bastards)
- Grinding Process (It always sounds like "Sticky fuckin' sticks" to me!)
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Satchel Paige on April 16, 2014, 09:37:48 PM
There is something we are missin
im up to lysol right now
im sure there isn't any on houdini
but ill check it out anyway
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 16, 2014, 09:46:18 PM
blockbuster!
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Post by: LuckMach3 on April 16, 2014, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on April 16, 2014, 07:33:18 PM
He's said he doesn't cuss in lyrics so that they won't get stickered in the stores.

I can't tell if your being facetious.

Ipecac and pre-Atlantic albums wouldn't have the parental advisory sticker anyway.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Mount Ambulance on April 16, 2014, 11:32:27 PM
No I am not being flippant. I honestly remember reading that in an interview in some place at some point. Specifics evade me though. But yup, that's what it said.

There's a cuss here and there but all an' all it's a pretty clean ship.

Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 17, 2014, 12:59:58 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on April 16, 2014, 11:32:27 PM
I honestly remember reading that in an interview in some place at some point. Specifics evade me though.
I remember reading that as well.  I'm not sure what the source was, though.
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Post by: heartandsorry on April 17, 2014, 03:59:24 AM
from the pigskin EP: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!  :love:
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Post by: homeless_dad on April 17, 2014, 08:40:42 AM
At the end of Dr Geek (I think it's Dr Geek) someone yells something like "that's it F'er".  Though not a lyric, it's still on the track.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on April 17, 2014, 04:53:52 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 17, 2014, 08:40:42 AM
At the end of Dr Geek (I think it's Dr Geek) someone yells something like "that's it F'er".  Though not a lyric, it's still on the track.

Yeah, I love that little part. Pretty sure it's Dale. Melvins lyrics are perfect I don't need cussing in the songs, that's too junior-high. The music itself is abrasive enough. There's some Buzz interview where he talks about the using of the f-bomb in lyrics and about how it's rather safe and not edgy/dangerous in any way in most of the stuff that passes as metal/punk these days. He's right on that.
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Post by: homeless_dad on April 17, 2014, 07:49:57 PM
New Art School has a plethora of F-bombs.
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Post by: Metalhead Cow on April 17, 2014, 08:27:26 PM
You all forgot The Anti-Vermin Seed!
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Metalhead Cow on April 17, 2014, 08:28:58 PM
I've always wondered if Buzz says "shit" in Manky as well.
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Post by: Metalhead Cow on April 17, 2014, 08:34:25 PM
By the way, I don't ever remember reading anything about Buzz not swearing because of parental advisory stickers....  but I remember him saying something along the lines as he wants the music to be the most offensive aspect, not the lyrics. I think he also said something like parents wouldn't really have a good excuse for disapproving of their kids listening to Melvins, as there's nothing offensive or edgy about the lyrics.  :lol:
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Post by: Satchel Paige on April 17, 2014, 11:15:39 PM
I do remember something about buzz and parental advisory stickers
i think he was jabbing bands that use it as a marketing tactic
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: jules on April 18, 2014, 06:32:33 AM
Melvins - Butcher Town (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEGfcZtViOI#ws)

Melvins - You'll Be Taken Care Of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHh_PvRyRqA#ws)

One m*therfucker and one c*cksucker, unless I'm very much mistaken. Plus a g*ddamn and a f*cking thrown about.

Buzz's own record label was Fuck You R*cords, of course; don't know if that counts?
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: (the) Razor on April 18, 2014, 06:55:09 AM
This thread is Real Fucking Nasty
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Post by: jules on April 18, 2014, 06:57:09 AM
If Buzz was Australian, this thread would be about 56 pages long by now.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: (the) Razor on April 18, 2014, 07:16:36 AM
Quote from: jules on April 18, 2014, 06:32:33 AM
One m*therfuckerand one c*cksucker, unless I'm very much mistaken. Plus a g*ddamn and a f*cking thrown about.

:lol:
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: meezer on April 18, 2014, 07:55:32 AM
Not too many official lyric sheets, but;
Exi-tease my Ray day member
Master a load a head
General hash pump a gonna led
All quite offensive. Could bring Tipper Gore out of retirement. :lol:
                                             ^yep, got autocorrrected to Ripper! ](*,)
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Post by: Metalhead Cow on April 18, 2014, 08:20:50 AM
Quote from: meezer on April 18, 2014, 07:55:32 AM
Not too many official lyric sheets, but;
Exi-tease my Ray day member
Master a load a head
General hash pump a gonna led
All quite offensive. Could bring Ripper Gore out of retirement. :lol:

I doubt these lyrics were intended to be sexual, but who knows?
While we're at it, hasn't there been talk about Ozma having some homoerotic qualities in the lyrics, here and there?

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Post by: (the) Razor on April 18, 2014, 08:31:36 AM
This is for cows
It's not for the size of me
Into my mouth
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Post by: LuckMach3 on April 21, 2014, 12:43:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Ten Beers on April 17, 2014, 04:53:52 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 17, 2014, 08:40:42 AM
At the end of Dr Geek (I think it's Dr Geek) someone yells something like "that's it F'er".  Though not a lyric, it's still on the track.

Yeah, I love that little part. Pretty sure it's Dale. Melvins lyrics are perfect I don't need cussing in the songs, that's too junior-high. The music itself is abrasive enough. There's some Buzz interview where he talks about the using of the f-bomb in lyrics and about how it's rather safe and not edgy/dangerous in any way in most of the stuff that passes as metal/punk these days. He's right on that.

This.

I imagine Buzz was kidding if he said they don't cuss to avoid the parental advisory sticker.  Otherwise there's no way Colossus of Destiny would have gotten into stores with it's loop of "stop fucking me your giving me a headache" about 50 times!
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: amazonAMAZON on April 03, 2015, 10:31:52 PM
So there's a few direct hits. Thanks, everybody:

"Pink Bat" = shit
"Butchertown" = fucking
"Jacksonville" = fuck
"Starve Already" = fuck
"Charmicarmicat" = bastards

There is also profanity on a number of albums which is either sampled or said by another vocalist (Hold It In, Everybody Loves Sausages, Chicken Switch, Smash The State EP, Sieg Howdy!, Never Breathe What You Can't See, Hostile Ambient Takeover, Colossus of Destiny, The Crybaby, Mangled Demos, 26 Songs, King Buzzo EP).
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Dumpster D on April 04, 2015, 01:02:55 AM
I do remember Someone Asking buzz about Explicit lyrics and he laughed and said make sure your Album gets one of those Parental Advisory stickers on it, because that will generate at least 70K in Sales no problem.  :buzz:

but He then went on to say that he didnt feel it was necessary to allow any profanities in his Songs Just for the sake of having it take away from the betterment of good lyrics and creativity.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: GrimReaper on April 04, 2015, 11:13:13 AM
I once used foul language in the house of the Lord. I was with friends and though my disrespect for this holy house would somehow make me be cool, hip, one of the gang.

As I exited the building an elderly black man confronted me about my actions. He spelled out his words when he talked. "Why do you use foul language in c-h-u-r-c-h-? Why must you be disrespectful to your G-o-d?

I figured it was the Devil so I hauled ass.

Did this have any effect on me? No, not really.

Happy Easter.
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Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on April 07, 2015, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 17, 2014, 12:59:58 AM
Quote from: Mount Ambulance on April 16, 2014, 11:32:27 PM
I honestly remember reading that in an interview in some place at some point. Specifics evade me though.
I remember reading that as well.  I'm not sure what the source was, though.

I remember it.  He said that he didn't want for parents to have an excuse to not let their kids have Melvins records. 
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: (PAUL) on April 09, 2015, 04:31:02 PM
He spoke about it on the Loveline episode he and Mark were on, they said they only sticker you would see on a Melvins CD was the nice price sticker. Doesn't he say "God damn" during Little Judas Chongo?
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: (PAUL) on April 09, 2015, 04:39:33 PM
I also liked somewhere in Neither Here Nor There how Buzz mentioned saying "fuck" nowadays is about as risque as wearing a bikini.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Sludgebaby on April 12, 2015, 03:25:17 AM
Buzz keeps it clean because "The Melvins are family entertainment on another level"  :lol:
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: meezer on February 14, 2016, 09:21:50 AM
Beer Hippy, Track 3, Phyllis Dillard.

I wish I could change my mind,
Meekmazy* fuckers,
Such divine.

Listened on a loop for 3 minutes. That's my best guess?  :-s
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: aeustin on February 15, 2016, 06:23:35 PM
Manky:
"This shit keeps coming around."
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Dumpster D on February 15, 2016, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: aeustin on February 15, 2016, 06:23:35 PM
Manky:
"This shit keeps coming around."

Line:

*But That Sick keeps coming around*

Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: DToxico on February 18, 2016, 08:15:37 AM
The cover of the Batman theme is, of course, filled with profanity courtesy of Haze XXL
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Post by: hemispheres on February 24, 2016, 12:45:11 PM
Buzz, if you read this, please use "Queef" in upcoming song
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Post by: Mints on February 24, 2016, 08:54:04 PM
Quote from: hemispheres on February 24, 2016, 12:45:11 PM
Buzz, if you read this, please use "Queef" in upcoming song

I realized how easily I'm entertained when I listened to this while purposely hearing "maybe me and the Queef can take another over...work it awaaaayy" (or whatever the hell he's singing there).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BafSlqFVuGM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BafSlqFVuGM)
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Post by: Topaz on February 25, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
In the opening line of Bride of Crankenstein (Hold It In), Buzz sings: "What was that shit you sold me?"
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: meezer on February 25, 2016, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 25, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
In the opening line of Bride of Crankenstein (Hold It In), Buzz sings: "What was that shit you sold me?"
True.
Except Pinkus sang it. Nice contribution. Welcome.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: (PAUL) on February 25, 2016, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: Dumpster D on February 15, 2016, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: aeustin on February 15, 2016, 06:23:35 PM
Manky:
"This shit keeps coming around."

Line:

*But That Sick keeps coming around*

Always thought it was ship, but who knows.
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Post by: DeeSonyaChin on February 25, 2016, 04:08:34 PM
Dosent Buzzo say pussy in easy as it was?

With out
Your lit tle
Puss y

Probably wrong, but that's what I hear
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Topaz on February 26, 2016, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: meezer on February 25, 2016, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 25, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
In the opening line of Bride of Crankenstein (Hold It In), Buzz sings: "What was that shit you sold me?"
True.
Except Pinkus sang it. Nice contribution. Welcome.
That is Pinkus singing? It sounds just like Buzz.

Thanks for the welcome. This is a cool place!
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Post by: meezer on February 26, 2016, 08:23:37 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 26, 2016, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: meezer on February 25, 2016, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 25, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
In the opening line of Bride of Crankenstein (Hold It In), Buzz sings: "What was that shit you sold me?"
True.
Except Pinkus sang it. Nice contribution. Welcome.
That is Pinkus singing? It sounds just like Buzz.

Thanks for the welcome. This is a cool place!
Pinkus sang it on the tour. It sounds more gruff than Buzz on the record.

Yer welcome. It was a cool place (before I showed up!  :D )
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Post by: Topaz on February 29, 2016, 09:48:48 AM
Quote from: meezer on February 26, 2016, 08:23:37 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 26, 2016, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: meezer on February 25, 2016, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 25, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
In the opening line of Bride of Crankenstein (Hold It In), Buzz sings: "What was that shit you sold me?"
True.
Except Pinkus sang it. Nice contribution. Welcome.
That is Pinkus singing? It sounds just like Buzz.

Thanks for the welcome. This is a cool place!
Pinkus sang it on the tour. It sounds more gruff than Buzz on the record.

Yer welcome. It was a cool place (before I showed up!  :D )

:D

OK, I guess I should've checked the album credits... duh.

I was directly in front of Pinkus during the show last summer, and I don't recall him singing lead on anything. I guess they didn't play certain ones from Hold...  :-k
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Post by: meezer on September 13, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
http://youtu.be/hyTGe4uAdjI
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Post by: Mount Ambulance on September 13, 2016, 03:03:11 PM
Quote from: (PAUL) on April 09, 2015, 04:39:33 PM
I also liked somewhere in Neither Here Nor There how Buzz mentioned saying "fuck" nowadays is about as risque as wearing a bikini.

true dat on the fucking fuckers fucking singing fuck all the fucking time in every other fucking song. But Buzz in a bikini? I donno that sounds like it would be tre risque ... or mucho sexay? ... or maybe just gross?
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Post by: meezer on March 28, 2018, 11:22:19 AM
Dumbass and Fucking!

https://melvinsofficial.bandcamp.com/track/embrace-the-rub (https://melvinsofficial.bandcamp.com/track/embrace-the-rub)
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: vince furnier on February 27, 2021, 07:05:01 AM
really?  ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

https://youtu.be/lbd4YMBY4WM
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: hemispheres on February 27, 2021, 07:18:56 PM
Wish I could hear Buzz say "queef"
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: vince furnier on February 27, 2021, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: hemispheres on February 27, 2021, 07:18:56 PM
Wish I could hear Buzz say "queef"
:love:
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Mount Ambulance on February 27, 2021, 07:22:52 PM
Quote from: vince furnier on February 27, 2021, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: hemispheres on February 27, 2021, 07:18:56 PM
Wish I could hear Buzz say "queef"
:love:

quim
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Post by: vince furnier on February 27, 2021, 09:17:20 PM
https://youtu.be/48XoTtaXkVo

https://youtu.be/hp2D_Yh-aIM
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Post by: ))))(((( on February 27, 2021, 09:20:57 PM
Yep, quite a bit on Working With God. Plenty of "fucks" in 'I Fuck Around' and '1 Fuck You' plus a helping of "motherfucker" in 'Bouncing Rick'.
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Post by: amazonAMAZON on February 28, 2021, 03:18:27 AM
Plus the backchatter in Hot Fish.
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Post by: amazonAMAZON on October 04, 2022, 09:11:51 PM
Well after 30+ years and 87 albums we've finally hit the main mark. A studio album where Buzz penned an original song with an f-bomb clearly sung as a lyric.

"My Discomfort Is Radiant"

I should also mention that on the King Dunn I'm Afraid of Everything EP there is another original Buzz tune where he sings "I'll kick it fuckin' out of here" or something.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: ))))(((( on October 04, 2022, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on October 04, 2022, 09:11:51 PM
Well after 30+ years and 87 albums we've finally hit the main mark. A studio album where Buzz penned an original song with an f-bomb clearly sung as a lyric.

"My Discomfort Is Radiant"
I was going to say don't forget 'The Savage Hippy' on Nude With Boots. But i just had another listen and i think he sings "real something nasty". Weirdly i was sure it was "real fucking nasty" too.
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: Mints on October 05, 2022, 02:36:02 PM
Quote from: ))))(((( on October 04, 2022, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on October 04, 2022, 09:11:51 PM
Well after 30+ years and 87 albums we've finally hit the main mark. A studio album where Buzz penned an original song with an f-bomb clearly sung as a lyric.

"My Discomfort Is Radiant"
I was going to say don't forget 'The Savage Hippy' on Nude With Boots. But i just had another listen and i think he sings "real something nasty". Weirdly i was sure it was "real fucking nasty" too.

You were correct. The song was originally released as "Real Fucking Nasty" on a split tour single with Halo Of Flies. Other Melvins gems included were:
–   Smash The State   
–   Stalin's Solution   
–   Communist Concubine   
–   Useful Idiot
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: crushr24 on October 05, 2022, 03:30:19 PM
Oven - Dale yells "BITCH !!"

https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523 (https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523)
Title: Re: MELVINS songs w/ profanity?
Post by: black stallion on October 05, 2022, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: crushr24 on October 05, 2022, 03:30:19 PM
Oven - Dale yells "BITCH !!"

https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523 (https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523)
:love: :love:
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Post by: Nizamark on October 05, 2022, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: crushr24 on October 05, 2022, 03:30:19 PM
Oven - Dale yells "BITCH !!"

https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523 (https://youtu.be/xi2JooCZON0?t=523)

^my first melvins show BITCH !!
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Post by: crushr24 on October 05, 2022, 11:42:18 PM
Yeah, that was a great show!


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Post by: ))))(((( on October 06, 2022, 04:21:39 AM
Quote from: crushr24 on October 05, 2022, 03:30:19 PM
Oven - Dale yells "BITCH !!"
Are you sure it was Dale? It might not be the same show, but i've seen a video from a similar time where the camera is behind Dale. Again during that bit in Oven "bitch" is said but i remember it looks like Mark says it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyBa3U6KaJ8