It seems like just the other day we were joking about lizard people. Well it turns out at David Icke's forum, the guy who honestly believes lizard people are real, some people believe The Melvins are a part of a satanic cult. :shock: :lol:
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3097&highlight=tiger+woods&page=292 (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3097&highlight=tiger+woods&page=292)
I only got about 5 pages in but it was as asinine as it was entertaining.
Some quick highlights include:
-A guy quoting the Prick track "How About" and saying, "Those are pretty chilling lyrics when you consider that the Rosicrucians
appear to be a blood-drinking cult."
-An Altamont (Dale's band) conspiracy theory because they formed the year Kurt Cobain died.
-An attempt to link The Water Glass to some type of pro-war conspiracy.
Don't talk shit about the lizard people.
They live under Denver Airport, and guard the internet for us, along with that big scary devil horse.
Any concerns about the "Chalk People"? Or dropping a minute of disco into the middle of a metal album with "Lizardus" being the only intelligible lyric? How about ritual animal sacrifice, in Black Bock? It goes on and on, nutters! :shock:
yes!
finally some people making sense!
i'll be occupied for a couple of hours
Quote from: Satchel Paige on April 22, 2014, 02:56:57 PM
yes!
finally some people making sense!
i'll be occupied for a couple of hours
Good luck! It took a lot of willpower for me to pull myself outta there.
(http://lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/dick-cheney-lizard-people.jpg)
Some people have way to much time on their hands.
I have way too many scales on my claws...I mean hands.
Duh, of course Kurt was murdered by the Satanist/Statist/CIA/Gay/Reptilian operatives named Buzz & Dale. :cobain:
One of my favorite quotes, "I have no problem at all in thinking that Cobain may have been, or probably was, a gay freemason. "
Quote from: deatheats on April 22, 2014, 07:01:55 PM
Duh, of course Kurt was murdered by the Satanist/Statist/CIA/Gay/Reptilian operatives named Buzz & Dale. :cobain:
One of my favorite quotes, "I have no problem at all in thinking that Cobain may have been, or probably was, a gay freemason. "
:lol:
This is an absolute goldmine of entertainment. I especially started laughing when it turned into a conspiracy about my old hometown!
QuoteI don't see why less "mainstream" bands like The Melvins should be immune to critique just because a few pretentious losers idolize them. They're no better than Miley Cyrus, they're just less popular, and they shall be treated in kind.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Beelzebuzz
They've never hid their worship of Satan.
It's at the end.
Melvins- Kid gets kicked out by BuzzO Oly,wa: http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc (http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc)
Fact:
Buzz dated Lori. Lori's Father was a big wig in the CIA. The CIA learned mind control techniques from the nazi's. Melvins have plenty of nazi symbols on their merch.
:shock:
I've said too much.
Keep an eye out for the black helicopters, because you won't hear them.
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
They've never hid their worship of Satan.
I'm sure the gay freemason's think his Satanic mumu is fabulous!
That site is fantastic! Once you wade thru all the crap there's actually a ton of informative stuff
on there! For instance, Dave Grohl's dad wrote speeches for Richard Nixon! Who knew??
Nixon was a piece of shit, and so is Dave's dad by extension!
Read the liner notes from Incesticide. The Gay Freemason Manifesto, right there.
well of course! now let's mention the david geffen and gus van sant pedo parties that
cobain and river phoenix attended together!! it's not rocket science boys and girls!!
"Love described an incident that she says took place in the bathroom of Melvins' former bassist Mark Lorax's house when she allegedly caught Kurt and Buzz doing drugs together."
With such top notch journalism who wouldn't believe it!?!?
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 11:28:22 PM
"Love described an incident that she says took place in the bathroom of Melvins' former bassist Mark Lorax's house when she allegedly caught Kurt and Buzz doing drugs together."
With such top notch journalism who wouldn't believe it!?!?
I have some questions for this Mark Lorax. Got a phone #?
Quote from: meezer on April 22, 2014, 11:36:44 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 11:28:22 PM
"Love described an incident that she says took place in the bathroom of Melvins' former bassist Mark Lorax's house when she allegedly caught Kurt and Buzz doing drugs together."
With such top notch journalism who wouldn't believe it!?!?
I have some questions for this Mark Lorax. Got a phone #?
Who the fingerfuck was Mark Lorax?
Courtney's true progenitor was Mike Love, the demented bastard/tormentor frontturd of the Bitch Boys.
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 11:28:22 PM
"Love described an incident that she says took place in the bathroom of Melvins' former bassist Mark Lorax's house when she allegedly caught Kurt and Buzz doing drugs together."
With such top notch journalism who wouldn't believe it!?!?
This was my favorite part. I had to jump out after that one or I would've read that shit all day. Hilarious.
im going to change my forum user name to Gay Freemason
ooh ooh! when you hit 666 posts on the forum your user tag should read gay freemason for just one post. spoooooooky!
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
They've never hid their worship of Satan.
It's at the end.
Melvins- Kid gets kicked out by BuzzO Oly,wa: http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc (http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc)
Darn, I hoped I would never see Buzz do that. No fan of bands pointing out single members of the crowd like that. It`s a great risk, cause they can get their ass kicked by other audience members in the crowd. There must be another solution to a crowd problem than to do that. It`s totally understandable that one reacts if someone spits, as the case was here, but I can`t imagine that a die hard fan up front would do that on purpose.
Quote from: Schnabster on April 23, 2014, 05:55:36 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
They've never hid their worship of Satan.
It's at the end.
Melvins- Kid gets kicked out by BuzzO Oly,wa: http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc (http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc)
Darn, I hoped I would never see Buzz do that. No fan of bands pointing out single members of the crowd like that. It`s a great risk, cause they can get their ass kicked by other audience members in the crowd. There must be another solution to a crowd problem than to do that. It`s totally understandable that one reacts if someone spits, as the case was here, but I can`t imagine that a die hard fan up front would do that on purpose.
Maybe that kind of stuff isn't as prevalent in Berrrrgen, but it happens all the time at shows over here. I don't blame any band that singles someone out and kicks them out for spitting, throwing beers...whatever. How would you react if you were sitting at your desk working and some asshole just chucks a full beer in your face? You would be extremely pissed, no?
too bad alcohol isnt allowed at my place of work
Quote from: Jozzy on April 23, 2014, 08:44:25 AM
Quote from: Schnabster on April 23, 2014, 05:55:36 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on April 22, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
They've never hid their worship of Satan.
It's at the end.
Melvins- Kid gets kicked out by BuzzO Oly,wa: http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc (http://youtu.be/d3_AbJK0Gyc)
Darn, I hoped I would never see Buzz do that. No fan of bands pointing out single members of the crowd like that. It`s a great risk, cause they can get their ass kicked by other audience members in the crowd. There must be another solution to a crowd problem than to do that. It`s totally understandable that one reacts if someone spits, as the case was here, but I can`t imagine that a die hard fan up front would do that on purpose.
Maybe that kind of stuff isn't as prevalent in Berrrrgen, but it happens all the time at shows over here. I don't blame any band that singles someone out and kicks them out for spitting, throwing beers...whatever. How would you react if you were sitting at your desk working and some asshole just chucks a full beer in your face? You would be extremely pissed, no?
Jozzy, I agree, just wasn't expecting that with Buzz. Credit to him for saying to the audience to treat him nice on the way out, opposite to the idiot Josh Homme, who singled out a fan at Norwegian Wood in Oslo, who took several hits to the head by other audience members on the way out, before Josh spitting on him on the way out. And yes, Jozz, there has been similar stuff in Bergen. Done it myself, 18 years old, throwing pizza slices with a mate, on a band we disliked, who played before the band we came for. According to my mate we hit the bassist bass guitar. I was senselessly drunk. Sorry CC Cowboys! Buzz is still the greatest.
Did you see the guy who claims he wrote the lyrics to 'Smells like teen spirit' and 'Come as you are' in 1986?
Apparently Buzz is aware of this as he was there (Banff Hotel) when the lyric sheet was slipped under the door. All the dude wants is to be acknowledged as the true writer of those lyrics. :^o
The Melvins version of rockin in the free world?
whooooahahahohooey!
who are these fucks?
Quote from: Satchel Paige on April 24, 2014, 09:52:22 AM
whooooahahahohooey!
who are these fucks?
Just like the "He who smelt it, dealt it" Principle, the true Lizard People are the ones accusing everyone else of being Lizard People. :shock:
According to http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm (http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm) Dale admits that Stag is about Satan! He even says, "All about the devil—as is this whole record. It's a concept album." This is proof that the Melvins are satanists. Why hasn't the media reported on this after Courtney Love claims? I bet the Illuminati is trying to silence her after she found the missing plane.
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on April 23, 2014, 03:52:14 PM
The Melvins version of rockin in the free world?
I had no idea they played this either. Apparently they did. Someone please upload it!
It would also explain their odd following. At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Themelvinsdotnetbbs: we are a cult
Quote from: JUDY on April 25, 2014, 04:17:11 PM
It would also explain their odd following. At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Themelvinsdotnetbbs: we are a cult
I've always longed to belong to something bigger than my own meager existence. Tell me about the "plane ". I'm not linking up to this weirdo site. The plane! The plane! Boss! The plane! :lol:
Quote from: LuckMach3 on April 25, 2014, 12:37:37 PM
According to http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm (http://johnpecorelli.com/Features/melvinsfeat.htm) Dale admits that Stag is about Satan! He even says, "All about the devil—as is this whole record. It's a concept album."
Hmmmmm. That gives me something to think about.
Dude I read something by David Icke years and years ago, only I cannot remember what it was. I totally believe in Lizard people but if Melvins had any affiliation with this, I think they'd be more like the Nazi Alien race that's been fighting them off in Antarctica. And said mumus should only be referred to as Blackened Wizard Robes.
you guys are saying too much
i was being questioned by CIA affiliates earlier today
and i had to tell them the truth...
melvins don't worship satan
satan worships melvins
so now.. they are on to us
:-$
A while back, either Dale or Lori said they were Zoroastrian.. and it's rumored that Buzz and Dale met with Anton Levey in San Francisco.
Quote from: jules on April 25, 2014, 04:26:18 PM
Quote from: meezer on April 25, 2014, 04:23:20 PM
The plane! The plane! The plane!
(http://www.spin.com/sites/all/files/styles/style620_775_article_or_blog/public/120910-melvins-5.jpg)
The kid's bleeding from his ear. Wanna know more?
My flight in that day was insane!
The walrus was Crover.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 25, 2014, 07:48:56 PM
A while back, either Dale or Lori said they were Zoroastrian.. and it's rumored that Buzz and Dale met with Anton Levey in San Francisco.
I heard about Levey too, that they met at that house he had in San Fran.
I can't help but think of the Lard track "Can God Fill Teeth" once I got to the part about the Jelvins press release.
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPV73jB0N6Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPV73jB0N6Q)
It really is easy to make a conspiracy out of anything.
PS When I said Country Love found the plane I was joking about this from a few weeks ago. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/courtney-love-thinks-she-may-have-found-missing-malaysian-plane-20140317 (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/courtney-love-thinks-she-may-have-found-missing-malaysian-plane-20140317)
Ozma cat; animal sacrifice ... just sayin'
Don't forget to say your HAIL DALES before bed.
Quote from: JUDY on April 26, 2014, 12:18:17 PM
Don't forget to say your HAIL DALES before bed.
I say that before I kill drums.
Brutus, Judas, Boothe, Oswald, Joe Preston. Just sayin'. :shock:
It appears as though the David Icke thread on Cobain has mysteriously vanished.
I'm sure Buzz is behind it, much like the murder of Kurt...if only I had the proof...
Perhaps a call to Courtney is needed.
Ahh, I see Miranda Kelley is all over this.
http://wariscrime.com/new/mk-ultra-insider-kurt-cobain-was-assassinated/
:shock:
http://youtu.be/70eU840lc38 (http://youtu.be/70eU840lc38)
Quote from: deatheats on January 02, 2015, 06:23:58 PM
It appears as though the David Icke thread on Cobain has mysteriously vanished.
I'm sure Buzz is behind it, much like the murder of Kurt...if only I had the proof...
Perhaps a call to Courtney is needed.
Ahh, I see Miranda Kelley is all over this.
http://wariscrime.com/new/mk-ultra-insider-kurt-cobain-was-assassinated/
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: deatheats on January 02, 2015, 06:23:58 PM
It appears as though the David Icke thread on Cobain has mysteriously vanished.
I'm sure Buzz is behind it, much like the murder of Kurt...if only I had the proof...
Perhaps a call to Courtney is needed.
Ahh, I see Miranda Kelley is all over this.
http://wariscrime.com/new/mk-ultra-insider-kurt-cobain-was-assassinated/
It's still gone but one guy must have copied and pasted his discoveries about the Melvins being satanist onto another forum. No one cared this time. http://letsrollforums.com//kurt-cobain-mind-control-t17443p50.html?s=73b5c3706b414ce7dab0a54ac0913d97& Scroll about half way down.
It would also explain their odd following. At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Themelvinsdotnetbbs: we are a cult The FBI should hire this guy! :lol:
Quote from: ))))(((( on December 05, 2015, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: LuckMach3 on December 05, 2015, 12:00:55 AM
At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Going by that i guess im the 5% then. Being so obsessed by Melvins (or any one band for that matter) is not for me and i find slightly unusual. I admit i have been like that in the past with certain bands when i was younger but i couldn't do it now. Too many great bands around to focus on just one.
What if there was a Sleep forum as hopping as this place?
Quote from: ))))(((( on December 05, 2015, 07:58:27 AM
Quote from: meezer on December 05, 2015, 07:42:53 AM
Quote from: ))))(((( on December 05, 2015, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: LuckMach3 on December 05, 2015, 12:00:55 AM
At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Going by that i guess im the 5% then. Being so obsessed by Melvins (or any one band for that matter) is not for me and i find slightly unusual. I admit i have been like that in the past with certain bands when i was younger but i couldn't do it now. Too many great bands around to focus on just one.
What if there was a Sleep forum as hopping as this place?
People have asked me this before and trust me i would say exactly the same. I wouldn't want to join ANY other forum about ONE single band. Admittedly i'd no doubt read bits now and then out of curiosity (which would go the same for any band i enjoy) but i still don't like that singular mentality. There's no sense of perspective for starters. For instance i've never subscribed to the popular belief around here that "us Melvins fans are smarter than other music fans" or other elevated statements similar to this. Every online forum i've ever read that is centered around one band has people who think that particular band is better than any other or that they are superior for liking them. It's total nonsense. It's all just the same thing. People here making fun of those folk on the KISS forum. Well, to me they are exactly the same as the folk here. The only difference is it's KISS being talked about and not Melvins.
Take this place, but remove schnab. Then are we smarter? :-k
Quote from: ))))(((( on December 05, 2015, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: LuckMach3 on December 05, 2015, 12:00:55 AM
At least 95% of the people that use this board eat, breathe, and sleep Melvins.
Going by that i guess im the 5% then. Being so obsessed by Melvins (or any one band for that matter) is not for me and i find slightly unusual. I admit i have been like that in the past with certain bands when i was younger but i couldn't do it now. Too many great bands around to focus on just one.
I don't think most of us are obsessed with The Melvins the way that guy implied. It's just hilarious to me how he found a forum with fans of a band and connected it to satanism. Gee, maybe we like the music? Maybe we'd like to talk about how awesome Hostile Ambient Takeover is with the 50 other people on the planet who think so? Maybe they aren't very popular so we like to talk about them here? Maybe we'd like to discover other great bands and tours through other Melvins fans? Nope, Satan.
Conspiracy dipshits are the worst.
Quote from: LuckMach3 on April 22, 2014, 04:43:51 AM
It seems like just the other day we were joking about lizard people. Well it turns out at David Icke's forum, the guy who honestly believes lizard people are real, some people believe The Melvins are a part of a satanic cult. :shock: :lol:
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3097&highlight=tiger+woods&page=292 (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3097&highlight=tiger+woods&page=292)
I only got about 5 pages in but it was as asinine as it was entertaining.
Thread removed? This guy dude 111 is on Tapeheads bringing up David Icke in weird references. Gonna see what he thinks of this thread. :lol:
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The Melvins Are a Satanic Cult...well DUhhh?
They are more subliminal about it than more blatant Examples out there of Devil music.
Buzz had an Upside down Cross on his Cabinet with Upside down cross written on it (possibly in homage to the band upside down cross) On his amp, and Devil on the headstock of his LP in the bullhead era.
What about Laughing with Lucifer at Satans Sideshow, What about the pentagram on the Trilogy vinyl! BY GOD its all there!
Chaos!!! Chaos!!! the end is nigh!!!!
I command you in the name of Lucifer!!! SHED THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! :twisted:
..but seriously, of all the bands possibly in league with Satan...why point the finger at the fucking Melvins?
Why?
Quote from: Dumpster D on April 18, 2016, 02:35:51 AM
..but seriously, of all the bands possibly in league with Satan...why point the finger at the fucking Melvins?
Because the same year they wrote GGIIBBYY the real Gibby was clearly involved with the Illuminati assassination of River Phoenix. They wanted Phoenix dead because of his political activism and involvement with Costa Rica. This was obviously the first step in summoning their satanic power so they could murder the new spokesman of a generation, Kurt Cobain. No one would ever suspect the band with a two headed puppy on their album cover but if you look closely the two headed puppy clearly resembles Cerberus. The two children represent America's childlike innocence to play with the devil. The government also drugged Courtney Love so she'd act crazy and we would believe that she was actually behind his death. A conspiracy within a conspiracy.
Now that you have these facts what will you do now? Will you go back to bed like the rest of the sheeple? Or will you spam the truth on Facebook until everyone believes?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqbD6pU33mA
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