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Title: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: GrimReaper on March 03, 2015, 08:30:51 AM
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My choice would be Eggnog or Stoner Witch.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: meezer on March 03, 2015, 08:47:53 AM
Quote from: ))))(((( on March 03, 2015, 08:36:46 AM
Anyone who doesn't pick COD is deluded.  :)
COD, Prick, Chicken Switch. Throw in the 16th track on The Maggot, for good measure.
The best part? No sissy lawsuits coming from Buzz and Dale, ala Skinny Puppy.
Their reaction?
http://youtu.be/thcuU-1SqwM (http://youtu.be/thcuU-1SqwM)
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: glen on March 03, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
Charmicarmicat has been banned by the Geneva Convention.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: homeless_dad on March 03, 2015, 03:02:51 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
Charmicarmicat has been banned by the Geneva Convention.
:lol:
It's the CIA's last resort. When all other means have been exhausted. But it works like a charm.

Gluey. Just the right balance of espionage-like stealth to go unnoticed and rapid fire power to take down the enemy. They won't see it coming.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: glen on March 03, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 03, 2015, 03:02:51 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
Charmicarmicat has been banned by the Geneva Convention.
:lol:
It's the CIA's last resort. When all other means have been exhausted. But it works like a charm.

Gluey. Just the right balance of espionage-like stealth to go unnoticed and rapid fire power to take down the enemy. They won't see it coming.


if these are the methods of noise warfare then I say "TO THE DEATH!!!!!!"
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Oscar on March 03, 2015, 03:31:15 PM
The intro to Pink Bat on a loop
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: homeless_dad on March 03, 2015, 04:21:19 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
Quote from: homeless_dad on March 03, 2015, 03:02:51 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
Charmicarmicat has been banned by the Geneva Convention.
:lol:
It's the CIA's last resort. When all other means have been exhausted. But it works like a charm.

Gluey. Just the right balance of espionage-like stealth to go unnoticed and rapid fire power to take down the enemy. They won't see it coming.


if these are the methods of noise warfare then I say "TO THE DEATH!!!!!!"
UNCLE BUZZ WANTS YOU!!
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Sludgebaby on March 03, 2015, 10:55:59 PM
the clicking on pearl bomb drives me a little crazy sometimes
:evil:
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 03, 2015, 11:19:40 PM
since all the good ones are taken, singles 1-12.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Sludgebaby on March 03, 2015, 11:27:23 PM
let's be real though: when they covered Gimme Pizza
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: oldies radio on March 04, 2015, 06:12:29 PM
skweetis.  8) bring it on, motherfuckers!  :o
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Bro Hammer on March 04, 2015, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Sludgebaby on March 03, 2015, 11:27:23 PM
let's be real though: when they covered Gimme Pizza

:lol: Yes. This.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Dumpster D on March 05, 2015, 10:28:59 PM
Just play the Maggot backwards and forwards simultaneously.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: anaconda on March 05, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
anyone who doesn't advise COD is a total tool!
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: vince furnier on March 08, 2015, 09:36:41 AM
lysol, parts 4 & 5.  8)
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: (PAUL) on March 09, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
http://mic.com/articles/87851/11-popular-songs-the-cia-used-to-torture-prisoners-in-the-war-on-terror
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Dumpster D on March 09, 2015, 05:16:59 AM
Quote from: anaconda on March 05, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
anyone who doesn't advise COD is a total tool!

hm, thought this would have been the *go to* so I left it up for grabs.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: ZILLA on March 09, 2015, 09:08:42 PM
COD, Lysol
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: John Schuller on March 11, 2015, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: (PAUL) on March 09, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
http://mic.com/articles/87851/11-popular-songs-the-cia-used-to-torture-prisoners-in-the-war-on-terror

Man, the CIA needs to dig deeper into the record crates. That is the best they can do?????

Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: meezer on March 11, 2015, 10:17:24 AM
If someone has a problem with such beautiful music, they must be destroyed.  :twisted:
http://youtu.be/SdjgBhJQ4xg (http://youtu.be/SdjgBhJQ4xg)
Interrogators played Arabic music for al Qatani on the first day of Ramadan on Dec. 7, 2002. Hearing the familiar instruments, he cried out "that it was a violation of Islam law to listen to Arabic music."
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: vince furnier on March 29, 2015, 07:41:25 AM
the "loudness wars"?  :P
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: GrimReaper on March 30, 2015, 08:38:58 AM
Quote from: (PAUL) on March 09, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
http://mic.com/articles/87851/11-popular-songs-the-cia-used-to-torture-prisoners-in-the-war-on-terror


6. "I Love You" by The Barney Theme

This one is especially sick. It's reportedly the most "overused" torture song in the CIA's arsenal.

Apparently, the song's creator Bob Singleton "just laughed" when he heard of its use: "It seemed so ludicrous that something totally innocuous for children could threaten the mental state of an adult. I would rate the annoyance factor to be about equal with hearing my neighbour's leaf blower. It can set my teeth on edge, but it won't break me down and make me confess to crimes against humanity."

Granted, he's never heard it blasted at ear-splitting volumes for weeks at a time.



My kids were Barney fans back in the day.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: homeless_dad on April 02, 2015, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: sadcorps on March 11, 2015, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: (PAUL) on March 09, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
http://mic.com/articles/87851/11-popular-songs-the-cia-used-to-torture-prisoners-in-the-war-on-terror

Man, the CIA needs to dig deeper into the record crates. That is the best they can do?????
I bought a Thrones cd and Miles Davis' On the Corner over the weekend and after listening to them I thought of this comment.
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: amazonAMAZON on April 03, 2015, 05:37:26 AM
On The Corner is the best, and I'm not a jazz guy. Also look for the Bill Laswell vs Miles Davis Panthalassa record which has one of my favorite ways to enjoy On the Corner, as heard here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OrVsFw_2Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OrVsFw_2Q)

Back on topic... here's my Seige/Surrender Melvins mix:
"Pigtro"
"Pink Bat"
"Sacrifice"
"Creepy Smell"
"At The Stake"
"AMAZON"
"Revolve (Summer Version)"
"Anal Satan"
"Pick It n Flick It"
"All At Once" (bathroom/coffee break for me)
"She Chokes Her Dying Breath & Blows It in My Face"
"Moon Pie"
"Teresa Screams"
"Goggles"
"Eyes On You"
"Pearl Bomb"
"Stalin's Solution"
"-+-HOW-+-" (find another excuse to leave the room)
"Colossus of Destiny"
Title: Re: What Melvins Album would be best for noise warfare?
Post by: Bro Hammer on April 05, 2015, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: amazonAMAZON on April 03, 2015, 05:37:26 AM
On The Corner is the best, and I'm not a jazz guy. Also look for the Bill Laswell vs Miles Davis Panthalassa record which has one of my favorite ways to enjoy On the Corner, as heard here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OrVsFw_2Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OrVsFw_2Q)

Whoa! This is fantastic! Never heard of it but I've been an on again off again fan of Laswell. Thanks for this!

Carry on.