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Title: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on May 27, 2015, 03:04:41 AM
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I bothered Buzz and Trevor Dunn before a show in Memphis when they toured with the Trio Convulsant and I came back with this souvenir.  I mentioned to Trevor that I'd been reading his column in Bass Player and maybe that's why he inscribed musical notation.  Not to be outdone, Buzz then added his own notation. 
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: meezer on May 27, 2015, 07:22:29 AM
Did you try his bass riff out? I don't read bass clef, so give me ten fingers, ten toes and about thirty minutes! I'll figure this out.  :P
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: meezer on May 27, 2015, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P
Smashed spider natural, or does it stick with the same scale?  :D
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: meezer on May 27, 2015, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P
Smashed spider natural, or does it stick with the same scale?  :D
I'll ask the exterminator next time I see him.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 11:45:40 AM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.
When you've been homeless as long as I have, you get to know your insects, rodents and infections. I stand corrected, on 2nd look that is a daddy longlegs. Are you homeless too, Cap'n??
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: glen on May 27, 2015, 11:50:12 AM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.


wrong! 

that is quite obviously a series drawing of a number 7 and a letter Z wrestling.  the number 7 is coming off the top turn buckle with an atomic elbow onto the waiting and barely conscious letter Z.   it looks as though Buzz went for the full backflip on that number 7 top turnbuckle dismount.   and at the bottom you see the number 7 pinning the letter Z for a 3 count after his finishing move. 

you guys need to work on your Buzzo sketch interpretations. 
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:51:48 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 11:45:40 AM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.
When you've been homeless as long as I have, you get to know your insects, rodents and infections. I stand corrected, on 2nd look that is a daddy longlegs. Are you homeless too, Cap'n??

Almost, last month. :o
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: glen on May 27, 2015, 11:50:12 AM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.


wrong! 

that is quite obviously a series drawing of a number 7 and a letter Z wrestling.  the number 7 is coming off the top turn buckle with an atomic elbow onto the waiting and barely conscious letter Z.   it looks as though Buzz went for the full backflip on that number 7 top turnbuckle dismount.   and at the bottom you see the number 7 pinning the letter Z for a 3 count after his finishing move. 

you guys need to work on your Buzzo sketch interpretations.

Why in the hell would a number wrestle a letter. They're in different leagues for christ's sake.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: glen on May 27, 2015, 12:04:04 PM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:53:22 AM


Why in the hell would a number wrestle a letter. They're in different leagues for christ's sake.


a solid point.  but you know how it is in the world of big time character wrestling.   rules be damned.     EMOTION SHALL BE YOUR RULES!
who knows?  maybe the letter Z pulled some earlier shit like jumped the number 7 with his crew R, M and K.   dude (7) is getting his revenge!

Hey... I can't get inside Buzz's head.  all I can do is try to make sense of what my eyes tell me. 
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 12:13:15 PM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: glen on May 27, 2015, 11:50:12 AM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: homeless_dad on May 27, 2015, 10:51:23 AM
Buzz' is a little easier to play
A#, E minor and smashed spider.  :P

That's a Daddy Longlegs.


wrong! 

that is quite obviously a series drawing of a number 7 and a letter Z wrestling.  the number 7 is coming off the top turn buckle with an atomic elbow onto the waiting and barely conscious letter Z.   it looks as though Buzz went for the full backflip on that number 7 top turnbuckle dismount.   and at the bottom you see the number 7 pinning the letter Z for a 3 count after his finishing move. 

you guys need to work on your Buzzo sketch interpretations.

Why in the hell would a number wrestle a letter. They're in different leagues for christ's sake.
If the Hulkster can become Hollywood Hogan, all rules are out the window.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Dumpster D on May 27, 2015, 12:19:23 PM
Buzzos Music notations.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: anaconda on May 27, 2015, 06:21:53 PM
its just a fucked up swastika he drew wrong deliberately
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 27, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: anaconda on May 27, 2015, 06:21:53 PM
its just a fucked up swastika he drew wrong deliberately
:lol:
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: DC on May 27, 2015, 08:24:56 PM
Glen, you're such a jagoff.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: glen on May 28, 2015, 03:25:49 PM
Quote from: DC on May 27, 2015, 08:24:56 PM
Glen, you're such a jagoff.


open your mind MAAANNNN!!!
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: meezer on May 28, 2015, 03:39:07 PM
Quote from: Captain Howdy on May 27, 2015, 11:53:22 AM

Why in the hell would a number wrestle a letter. They're in different leagues for christ's sake.
Best take on sports in the history of this board!  =D>
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: ZILLA on November 24, 2015, 10:58:22 PM
I was hoping this was a thread showing the evolution of Buzz's autograph through the years. I have seen old ones that have a prince-ish logo incorporated and his current (B) which must save a lot of time when signing stacks of posters etc. My autographed QEE is signed KBO.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: meezer on November 24, 2015, 11:13:31 PM
Yeah, this thread kinda skirts the issue and all, but that is still the funniest shit I ever read.
Title: Re: Buzz's autograph
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on November 25, 2015, 10:32:13 AM
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