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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: PepsiMike on March 04, 2025, 09:03:59 PM

Title: Fake Melvins signatures
Post by: PepsiMike on March 04, 2025, 09:03:59 PM
I'm 75% sure these autographs are fake. Buzz's B looks wonky, dale's looks nothing like his, and I have no idea what's going on with the far right signature.


(http://i.postimg.cc/HkZYzVSC/fakemelvins.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Melvins signatures
Post by: Dumpster D on March 04, 2025, 09:19:30 PM
I'll give you Five doll hairs for it.
Title: Re: Fake Melvins signatures
Post by: glen on March 05, 2025, 06:35:42 AM
I bet they're genuine.     no offense but are Melvins autographs really that sought after that someone is forging them?    I  mean, why?    all you'd get is five doll hairs for it.
Title: Re: Fake Melvins signatures
Post by: Dumpster D on March 05, 2025, 08:28:19 PM
Honestly, there's a les paul at my local pawn shop right now, it's a better investment.

How much money can you lend me?

I'm shy about $150 Canadian right now...

Do you want a pair of MKIII combat boots? $100...actually I'll take $75...how about $50???

No extra charge for the stinkfoot.

People in desperate situations will stoop to new lows without a second glance.

I couldn't confirm...conform? is it either or either? Whether these signatures are legit...but would not trust a fool and his money.


There's people who wouldn't give a rats ass...so buyer beware. ....Uh..

Wait...

Are you the one, buying or selling?

Seriously though, how do I come up with the money for this guitar?

I garauntee this thing will have some kind of issues with it that will ensure it will never play right.

Repair costs more than double the retail value, so I have trust issues.

Broken truss?

Broken trust?

how about a refret, electrical gremlins? I mean....Extra cash, and a place to lie low for a couple days until it all works out...

is the best you can do?


50 cents that all...Just 50 cents, anything helps.

God bless you.