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Title: Stoner Witch
Post by: The Chalupa on October 23, 2003, 03:26:59 PM
I dunno if any of you saw this but in the liner notes for stoner witch on the page that lists who wrote what and that stuff, the atlantic logo is there but it is all wavy and says "atlantis", not atlantic. do any of you know why they did this?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2003, 05:03:22 PM
probably cuz it was there last album for atlantic and they knew it.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2003, 05:04:13 PM
thank god they managed to squeeze out stag before it happened though :D
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: The Chalupa on October 23, 2003, 06:12:02 PM
Quote from: Anonymousthank god they managed to squeeze out stag before it happened though :D
Funny thing, that album just came in the mail today and I love it!  :D
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: blacksanta on October 23, 2003, 06:16:39 PM
After the Melvins released Prick, Atlantic decided that they would like the option of being involved in future "odd" releases, so the Melvins got to start their own vanity label, which was Atlantis. The only two things that were released on Atlantis were Stoner Witch (Atlantic/Atlantis) and the Tora Tora Tora box set (X-Mas/Atlantis). However, they ended up releasing the Singles on AmRep around the same time Atlantic pawned the Melvins over to Mammoth II. So who knows what the deal was...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: The Chalupa on October 23, 2003, 07:07:41 PM
Quote from: blacksantaAfter the Melvins released Prick, Atlantic decided that they would like the option of being involved in future "odd" releases, so the Melvins got to start their own vanity label, which was Atlantis. The only two things that were released on Atlantis were Stoner Witch (Atlantic/Atlantis) and the Tora Tora Tora box set (X-Mas/Atlantis). However, they ended up releasing the Singles on AmRep around the same time Atlantic pawned the Melvins over to Mammoth II. So who knows what the deal was...
That's interesting. How'd you find out about that?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: matt lukin the carpenter on October 23, 2003, 08:09:52 PM
What is Mammoth 2?  I never heard of the Melvins being on that label.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: blacksanta on October 23, 2003, 08:38:59 PM
Stag was released on Atlantic/Mammoth II. Mammoth II is a subsidary of Mammoth, which is a subsidary of Atlantic. (Other Mammoth/Mammoth II artists include Squirel Nut Zippers and I believe Ben Folds Five, but I'm not sure). Anyhoo, it was some interview with Buzz back then that talked about all this stuff.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: cooter on November 10, 2003, 07:15:14 AM
Some reviews about Stoner Witch

a review from half.com:

hiyestbitter (11/07/03)
This disk is a good starting point for anyone interested in the Melvins. With one major-label release already under their belt, this album sounds a little less forced than Houdini and offers several solid tracks with likeable qualities. However, to many of the Melvins purists this one will seem bland, devoid of their unique brand of experimentation and monkeywrench hyjinks. Check out 'At the Stake' and 'Sweet Willy Rollbar' and then check out some of their other stuff.

another from markprindle.com:

One last stab at heaviness, Stoner Witch is kind of like a more strapped down version of Houdini that replaces jokey experimentalism and instantly hooky riffage with an initially unremarkable yet ultimately satisfying enough batch of fairly straight grunge metal songs. Soundgarden with a growler, say, or mid-period Metallica without the speed ("Revolve" in particular sounds almost absurdly Hetfieldian), this album sort of lacks the delightfully sick idiosyncracies that make the other Melv records such a golly, but fans of the heavy will probably find a lot of digginess in the slipstream innyweigh. Plus, the last three songs are mucked up enough to confuse and impress any and all patient enough to bang the box through the first eight. The bass line in "Lividity" makes my entire apartment shake, for ex amp le.
Its 5th floor BOOTY, that is!!!!

I haven't gotten much sleep in the last couple of days.

And now's no time to start!!!! Ha!! Ha he akjakeee. How about that cool whistling bit in "Roadbull"?


I guess they saved "their unique brand of experimentation" and "the delightfully sick idiosyncracies" for the Prick album.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: The Chalupa on November 10, 2003, 04:40:45 PM
Roadbull was the very first Melvins song I ever heard! I love that song!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Leroy on November 11, 2003, 01:34:35 AM
I really love the album Stoner Witch, but it seems like the first 7 rock 'n  songs on the album go by so fast!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Leigh on December 02, 2003, 11:21:46 AM
I thought Stag was the last Atlantic release.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Jess on December 02, 2003, 12:15:09 PM
my cd says atlantic :(
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on December 02, 2003, 01:43:06 PM
Quote from: LeighI thought Stag was the last Atlantic release.

For the Melvins, it was. For the company? Well, that's an entirely different story...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Jess on December 04, 2003, 10:44:24 AM
i'm sorry it DOES say atlantis.  i'm such a dumb ass.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: GrimReaper on May 12, 2004, 06:44:13 PM
I get the impression people don't admit that they love Stoner Witch because it is too main stream. I mean. saying you like Stoner Witch is blasphemy just like admittimg Revolve is good right?

This thread is all about opening up and admitting you love Revolve, even though it's the only song the general public knows about the world's greatest band.

Any one understand "Bull you Squire?"

What do you mean? My lungs are fine...........

I just love this release, I think the X-ray is a picture of a mood ring. Remember mood rings Tool?

You friend in crime,
GR
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: FartLips on May 12, 2004, 07:40:42 PM
i think its one of the heaviest records.  i love that one.  and the production is incredible.  the bass nearly overloads my car stereo, just like it should.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Eponymous on May 12, 2004, 07:47:11 PM
I love this album and I think "Revolve" is an incredible song. I had no idea it was "the only song the general public knows".
I'd been listening to the Melvins since Ozma, but was blown away by this album. Still am.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Beto Brasil on May 12, 2004, 07:58:14 PM
Revolve and the rest of the album is 10!!!!

Stoner is very good!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Dr. Gonzo on May 12, 2004, 08:39:05 PM
nobody knows revolve or the melvins where I live... But I've always loved this cd. Roadbull is fucking killer. My first Melvins cd... just great!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Brooklyns Finest PoonTang on May 12, 2004, 09:45:37 PM
hands down classic.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: bUcKsAtAn on May 13, 2004, 12:59:32 AM
great first melvins cd for me.
awesome all around cd, as opposed to the others i have, where i have to be in a certain mood to listen to each of them.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on May 13, 2004, 01:30:17 AM
Stoner Witch is one of their masterpieces. Plus, I thought Hooch was the one that more general rock fans knew...least that's how it seems round these parts...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: eddie on May 13, 2004, 11:01:02 AM
I hear my last name in "Revolve."

"Hey big Boden
Big Boden Deluxe
Big Boden Eye"

I think Rene translated it as "hey big body"

It's my fav, with GPT in second.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: GrimReaper on May 13, 2004, 01:03:20 PM
If you listen to the cover on "Chanting of the Priests" they clearly say hey big body. I wonder if they copied Rene's interpretation? Who is Rene anyway? What is her breast size?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on May 13, 2004, 01:35:49 PM
I think he's packin' a couple of 38DDs  :lol:
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: houdini on May 13, 2004, 02:25:47 PM
stoner witch was my first melvins cd, revolve was the first song i heard off of it. the cd is rocking shit.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: brian on May 13, 2004, 02:28:58 PM
stoner witch, nothing new here.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: TOOL on May 13, 2004, 03:18:22 PM
I vaguely remember mood rings but neither I or anyone I knew had one.

I might have been in with the wrong crowd.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on May 13, 2004, 03:48:27 PM
hey big T! you said you were into gardening, does that mean
what i think it means, you grow your own herbs, etc
nudge nudge wink wink??  8)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: TOOL on May 13, 2004, 06:03:36 PM
Actually, I'm into both.

Should get my MM card Sat.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: turnacuss on May 13, 2004, 08:44:33 PM
its a good album. Its in my car right now. i wish i had it.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DubEMC on May 13, 2004, 11:38:54 PM
I still like it. Think it's better than Houdini but not quite as good as Stag. It's definitely a cohesive release from start to finish though. Stag is turning in to my favorite release and I only got it 2 days ago. The band's first truly " experimental " release....predating The Maggot. I sing " Black Bock " to my baby daughter.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Me Grimlock on May 14, 2004, 12:28:34 AM
DubEMC said:
QuoteStag is turning in to my favorite release and I only got it 2 days ago. The band's first truly " experimental " release....predating The Maggot.

What do you mean here? Are you suggesting that The Maggot is experimental? Or are you just letting us know that Stag was released before The Maggot?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on May 14, 2004, 01:43:41 AM
maybe he was thinking of the bootlicker? the maggot is also a bit experimental...but they really wanted to make a heavy record so thats what it mainly is :) but a spanking goog one :D
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2004, 11:09:39 AM
QuoteThe band's first truly " experimental " release....predating The Maggot

But not predating Prick which is an "expiremental" record by any standard. I wouldn't call The Maggot  "expiremental" though, at least not for the  MELVINS.

Anyway, I like Stoner Witch a lot. It's the one I usually recomend to folks lookin' for a place to start.  Who doesn't like it?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: grachan on May 14, 2004, 11:20:09 AM
Well, I'm one of those people who feels that Revolve is the cheesiest, most embarrassing song they've ever put out. I have to either skip it or turn it right down. The Def Leppard vocals are the final insult.

The rest of the LP has its moments but god I hate Revolve - it's cringetastic.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DubEMC on May 14, 2004, 05:20:00 PM
Sorry for the confusion. I meant The Bootlicker. I stay up late and become confused. Yeah Prick is experimental but I was meaning in terms of song structure, style and instrumentation. There are ideas on Stag that hadn't been approached before, in my opinion at least.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DubEMC on May 14, 2004, 05:46:56 PM
I also don't care for getting flak from " guests " Register or be damned!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: participant on May 14, 2004, 08:02:18 PM
Quotesaying you like Stoner Witch is blasphemy just like admittimg Revolve is good right?

The way I see it, it's ridiculous when people claim to be a fan of a band, and then imply to someone else that it's "blasphemy" to enjoy one of said band's pieces of work.  They obviously thought good enough of those songs to go into the studio and record them.  Looks like the Too-Cool-For-Stoner-Witch snobs are the blasphemers in this case.  

Mainstream?  It's the MELVINS.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on May 15, 2004, 01:03:27 PM
youre one hot mama, and obviously youve got good grey matter too.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on May 15, 2004, 01:18:46 PM
melvins fans are so horny
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Ed on May 16, 2004, 08:51:07 AM
Stoner Witch is an album by the Melvins.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on May 16, 2004, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: grachanWell, I'm one of those people who feels that Revolve is the cheesiest, most embarrassing song they've ever put out. I have to either skip it or turn it right down. The Def Leppard vocals are the final insult.

The rest of the LP has its moments but god I hate Revolve - it's cringetastic.

Whatever, man. In any case it's going to be several thousand times better than anything you'll ever write. Sorry, but it's true.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: turnacuss on May 16, 2004, 11:01:42 AM
I mean,  revolve isnt a bad song. I don't obsess with it, and I definently like it more than the queen song.

And who doesnt love Magic Pig Detective. That is a fucking song right there.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: grachan on May 17, 2004, 07:52:42 AM
Quote from: Reverend Ebeneezer
Quote from: grachanWell, I'm one of those people who feels that Revolve is the cheesiest, most embarrassing song they've ever put out. I have to either skip it or turn it right down. The Def Leppard vocals are the final insult.

The rest of the LP has its moments but god I hate Revolve - it's cringetastic.

Whatever, man. In any case it's going to be several thousand times better than anything you'll ever write. Sorry, but it's true.

Don't take it so personally. I have nothing against Def Leppard, it's just not the sort of thing I enjoy. No need to apologise.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on May 17, 2004, 08:03:13 AM
I've not taken it personally, how can I take it personally when I didn't write the song? And I think I'm factually correct in assuming that Revolve is likely to be vastly superior to any music you've ever created. As for Def Leopard, don't hurl that one back at me in your rubttal since you're the one who made the comparison in the first place.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: grachan on May 17, 2004, 08:13:39 AM
I never said Def Leppard suck. Relax man...it doesn't matter..
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Galvano on May 17, 2004, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Reverend EbeneezerAnd I think I'm factually correct in assuming that Revolve is likely to be vastly superior to any music you've ever created.

1. How would you know?
2. According to whom?

Personally I love the Stonerwich album, and Revolve is a pretty good song, but far from their best (IMHO).
I don't give two shits about Def Leppard, but it looks to me you ARE taking this a bit too personal, yet you didn't write the song.
While I don't agree with Grachan, he is entitled to share his opinion, as the author of this thread suggested.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on May 17, 2004, 12:03:12 PM
Then surely I'm entitled to share mine, Galvy?

And as for criticising his music, don't take it literally, please. You know where I'm going...he just made out that Revolve was completely devoid of any redeeming feature, while at the same time, he's not written and created anything on a par that's registered anywhere. I'll admit it was a bit catty and cruel but, really, to insult Revolve in those terms is to make light of the people who appreciate it.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on May 17, 2004, 05:51:18 PM
while we're on the subject of def leppard i thought i might
break the tension with this little gem:

(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/defleppard.jpg)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: turnacus on May 18, 2004, 10:15:22 PM
hey, i wonder if he ever asks his drum techs for a hand.

HA! Cripple Humor
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: turnacus on May 19, 2004, 07:06:42 PM
what a sweet argument
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DanGerous on May 21, 2004, 02:26:44 PM
I like Side B more than side A, but all in all it's a classic
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: sousauce on May 27, 2004, 11:38:42 AM
Skweetits :twisted:  is one brutal opener for a mainstream lp and the low-end thunder defiantly creates a shitstorm oozing from my speakers (as previously mentioned)....speaking of shitstorm; isn't revolve the main basis, but backwards, for that amalgamated maelstrom of electroretardation.  maybe they didn't like it either, that's why they created a mess with it.....oh, wait, they also have a versh of revolve on that album.  i guess buzz and the boys really dig that diddy, as do eye :roll: ....i'll pack up another session with the stoner witch....light up and lay back.... :wink:  :shock:
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on May 27, 2004, 01:49:10 PM
sousauce, you are comical and you entertain me.  post more often.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Hog log on May 27, 2004, 06:55:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend EbeneezerStoner Witch is one of their masterpieces. Plus, I thought Hooch was the one that more general rock fans knew...least that's how it seems round these parts...

very true ...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: turnacus on May 27, 2004, 07:04:10 PM
Hooch, now theres a boring song.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Mesteren on September 05, 2004, 04:15:35 AM
Is Lori Crover the Stoner Witch?
I know the album Stoner Witch came before she divorced Dale but otherwise I think it fits her. I mean, Acid King and all.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vow on September 05, 2004, 10:01:01 AM
It is Mark Deutrom.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Binkard and Friends on September 05, 2004, 12:24:43 PM
At the Stake > any other song on that disc
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on September 05, 2004, 12:54:12 PM
I have a feeling it's Courtney Love. Buzz refers to her
as a witch in interviews etc all the time
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on September 05, 2004, 01:43:15 PM
yuuup
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Metalhead Cow on September 05, 2004, 02:33:11 PM
Dale was married to Lori from Acid King?! Whoa, that's cool, cause Acid King kick ass!
Didn't Dale get maried to someone else like a year ago, or something?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: FartLips on September 05, 2004, 02:59:35 PM
dale married neil young. :lol:
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on September 05, 2004, 03:04:47 PM
no...someone disguised as dale fucked neil young and then crashed his car...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: FartLips on September 05, 2004, 03:05:51 PM
...and now dale is pregnant with neil's baby.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Mesteren on September 05, 2004, 03:08:19 PM
Quote from: anacondaI have a feeling it's Courtney Love. Buzz refers to her
as a witch in interviews etc all the time

Definately makes sence. I'll buy that one.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Metalhead Cow on September 05, 2004, 03:18:14 PM
Quote from: FART LIPSdale married neil young. :lol:

:lol:
Wasn't he in a Neil Young video?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: FartLips on September 05, 2004, 03:19:59 PM
harvest moon.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on September 05, 2004, 03:28:26 PM
yeah:) nice video, really strange seeing the little guy running around acting and stuff! "insert redneck chuckling" heheh :P

but seriously, nice song
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: FartLips on September 05, 2004, 03:29:16 PM
one of his best records
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: zubata on September 06, 2004, 06:45:46 AM
oh dale is married?   :o (again?! :))

his wife must be veeerry lucky!
:D
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Galvano on September 06, 2004, 09:36:53 AM
yep, and they share clothes.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on September 06, 2004, 10:45:01 AM
* insert picture of Dale in wife's babydoll nighty here *

:o
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Burnt Bride on July 26, 2005, 10:30:31 AM
what is this artwork from?  who is credited for it?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Ozma on July 26, 2005, 11:03:26 AM
Art Direction : Mackie Osborne

Photography : AnnnaLisa
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on July 26, 2005, 11:59:54 AM
It's a scan of a sample piece of bathroom wallpaper
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Kurva on July 26, 2005, 04:41:13 PM
I always thought ... Stoner Witch is such a bad bad bad album title
dont listen to it very often too...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on July 26, 2005, 04:54:32 PM
stoner witch is a pretty stupid name.  i listen to it though.  as much as the others i guess.  i am surprised the melvins would put "stoner" in an album title.  it seems very anti-melvins.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Ron Maiden on July 26, 2005, 06:16:47 PM
i think Dale would be all for the Stoner word. he's into alot of old 70's stoner rock , like pretty much all those 70's rock bands.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on July 26, 2005, 06:18:54 PM
supposedly 'stoner witch' was their nickname for Courtney Love
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on July 26, 2005, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: anacondasupposedly 'stoner witch' was their nickname for Courtney Love

eek, even worse.  i don't want to think they named an entire album after that louse.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Kurva on July 26, 2005, 07:16:44 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo
Quote from: anacondasupposedly 'stoner witch' was their nickname for Courtney Love

eek, even worse.  i don't want to think they named an entire album after that louse.

my thoughts
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: cellphone on July 26, 2005, 07:52:07 PM
it doesn't really matter, does it?

it's not like they give it as much thought as 'the downward spiral' where the result is this completely overwrought thing with poop oozing out of it.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on July 26, 2005, 08:15:45 PM
no, it doesn't.  but courtney love is still an ass.  
it makes me think even less of kurt cobain...i would question a man with taste that bad.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Aggroculture on July 26, 2005, 09:31:24 PM
I think they would totally name an album after her because they hate her so much.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: THE DON on July 26, 2005, 10:58:27 PM
didnt kurt  write that bitches songs?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DubEMC on July 27, 2005, 12:04:06 AM
NEW YORK - Though some have labeled David Grohl of the Foo Fighters the "nicest guy in rock," Courtney Love would beg to differ.

"Dave gets to walk away unscathed and be the happy guy in rock, when he's one of the biggest jerks," Love says in the August issue of Spin, on newsstands Friday. "He's been taking money from my child for years."

Love, the widow of Kurt Cobain, and Grohl, who played drums in Nirvana, have feuded before. Grohl and Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic became mired in three years of litigation in a dispute over the timing of the famed grunge band's box set, "With the Lights Out."

They settled their legal issues in September 2002 and the CDs were released last year.

The office of Grohl's manager, John Silva, told The Associated Press Monday that Grohl wouldn't comment on Love's criticism.

As for being the "nicest guy in rock," Grohl wonders where the title came from.

"I don't know. Because I don't do coke?" Grohl asks Spin. "I supposed it's not taking anything for granted and feeling lucky to be here.

"There's ... thousands of nice guys in the world! Maybe it's because I have a goofy smile and people are like, `Ahttp://www, he's like a little kid!' I'm 36!"

The Foo Fighters are on tour of North America in support of their double album, "In Your Honor."

Love, 41, the former lead singer for the band Hole, was praised Friday by a Los Angeles judge for making progress in a court-ordered drug treatment program. The treatment is tied to a misdemeanor count of being under the influence of a controlled substance in 2003 when police said she tried to break into a former boyfriend's home.

Her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, is 12.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on July 27, 2005, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: AggrocultureI think they would totally name an album after her because they hate her so much.

much like naming the band after someone they hated as well.
very good point there...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Eponymous on July 27, 2005, 12:57:17 AM
Quote from: Courtney LoveHe's been taking money from my arm for years.

(http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/love/inside/lede/courtney-love-inside-051404.jpg)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Aggroculture on July 27, 2005, 01:19:40 AM
That's so outrageous.
Grohl played on the fucking thing. Did Frances Bean?
And who killed himself leaving a daughter all alone in the world and in the clutches of that witch?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Kurva on July 27, 2005, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: AggrocultureAnd who killed himself leaving a daughter all alone in the world and in the clutches of that witch?

there we go again :P
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: steve on July 27, 2005, 10:20:53 AM
They also named a whole album after Kurt...

The Crybaby  :D
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DubEMC on July 27, 2005, 08:59:24 PM
Actually by now it would be The Maggot.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Aggroculture on July 27, 2005, 10:50:38 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on July 28, 2005, 12:15:15 AM
Quote from: DubEMCActually by now it would be The Maggot.

aaaahhhaha that is in such bad taste, but it really quite funny.  hey, it's only science.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Chomas on August 06, 2005, 12:58:24 PM
hehe - tasteless but it was a good one...
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Pelican on August 06, 2005, 03:31:08 PM
The Maggot, that is pretty funny. She creamated (sp?) him though, didn't want to have a Jim Morrison grave scene going on.

I think Stoner Witch is a little light for what they must think of her. At least Junkie Bitch or Smack Whore or something.

I agree, I never understood Courtney's fight with Dave. I mean, he played the music. He was great on their albums too. I actually remember one point when it all started that Courtney tried to say that Dave was something like the 6th drummer for Nirvana, so he was not entitled to his fair share. What a bitch. Yeah, technically he may have been the 6th to actually play for the band, but he was the one who was there for the Nirvana 99% of the world knows. I like Dave a lot. I think "The Color and the Shape" is a great album, and the first one was pretty decent too. Nothing good to say about everything since, but Probot was pretty good, and he played the hell out of the drums on "Songs for the Deaf".  I guess it just really annoys me when a no talent peice of crap leach who's only famous because she managed to marry the right guy is trying to take away from someone who actually has some talent. I just realized I've gone into a rant, oops sorry about that. I guess I just don't like that woman.

I remember a few years back that James from Tool had a shirt that just said "Save Francis Bean" I always thought that was funny and would be a great shirt to have. From  what I've heard that kid is extremely well adjusted. Must be some great nannies in that house.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Vcavallo on August 06, 2005, 03:51:00 PM
i appreciate your rant.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: justinII on August 07, 2005, 07:56:21 AM
stoner witch is a great album.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on August 07, 2005, 09:53:40 AM
the title is "anti melvins"...therefore a perfect melvins title  :lol:
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on August 07, 2005, 10:08:23 AM
courtney's performance in the 1987 flick "straight to hell" is flawless, but why wouldn't it be, she plays a pregnant junkie whore.  the movie is definitely worth checking out.  Joe Strummer also plays a part and Dennis Hopper make a pertinent cameo.

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/16/49/90m.jpg)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Eponymous on August 07, 2005, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: ___-----_____------_____courtney's performance in the 1987 flick "straight to hell" is flawless, but why wouldn't it be, she plays a pregnant junkie whore.  the movie is definitely worth checking out.  Joe Strummer also plays a part and Dennis Hopper make a pertinent cameo.

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/16/49/90m.jpg)
Yeah, definitely worth watching. So many cameos but, ultimately not a great film.
Speaking of Strummer, anyone see Rude Boy?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Burnt Bride on August 08, 2005, 04:26:24 PM
http://www.chetzar.com/stonerwitch.html

something I came across...pretty cool painting
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on August 08, 2005, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Burnt Bridehttp://www.chetzar.com/stonerwitch.html

something I came across...pretty cool painting

more pics from this artist in the BOOK.  :)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Green Honey on August 10, 2005, 12:27:47 PM
"Stoner Witch" is a Buzz O-ism used for rock "chix".
I heard somewhere that King Scratchie from the Warlock Pinchers
suggested Buzz should call an album 'Stoner Witch', which was
gonna be Houdini but ended up being the one after Prick instead.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on August 10, 2005, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: Green Honey"Stoner Witch" is a Buzz O-ism used for rock "chix".
I heard somewhere that King Scratchie from the Warlock Pinchers
suggested Buzz should call an album 'Stoner Witch', which was
gonna be Houdini but ended up being the one after Prick instead.


they actually say it in a son (the pinchers) "the stoner witches have entered the building" :)

i would really liked to see some pictures from the shows with the melvins and the pinchers
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on August 10, 2005, 01:04:04 PM
Quote from: Eponymous
Quote from: ___-----_____------_____courtney's performance in the 1987 flick "straight to hell" is flawless, but why wouldn't it be, she plays a pregnant junkie whore.  the movie is definitely worth checking out.  Joe Strummer also plays a part and Dennis Hopper make a pertinent cameo.

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/16/49/90m.jpg)
Yeah, definitely worth watching. So many cameos but, ultimately not a great film.
Speaking of Strummer, anyone see Rude Boy?

I've seen Rude Boy, one of those slow, quiet films that lacks narration, but does have some good footage of the Clash and Strummer.  Sort of interesting but drags a little.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: GrimReaper on August 12, 2005, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Burnt Bridehttp://www.chetzar.com/stonerwitch.html

something I came across...pretty cool painting

Great artwork!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: thegrumpylil'hermit on August 24, 2005, 10:52:53 PM
The Stoner Witch title has nothing to do with Courtney Love.   I dont know where you guys got that from...and isnt one Courtney Love thread already more than we need here.  there was some interview with Buzz from the Atlantic era where he said thats what they used to call all the heavy metal chicks they used to go to school with.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Chill on March 08, 2006, 01:05:48 AM
On Stoner Witch there's a cymbal sound that's somewhere between a splash and an open hat.  I've been told it was some kind of riveted together cymbal contraption.  Anybody know what it is or have photos of it?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 08, 2006, 01:24:08 AM
just go to the pictures section on the site, look at the live pictures and take a look.
theres lots of pictures of dale in there.
His cymbals are really a thing of beuty.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 08, 2006, 01:31:19 AM
Maybe its that crash with the upside down bowl on it?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on March 08, 2006, 07:27:32 AM
ribbon crasher.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Burnt Bride on March 08, 2006, 11:02:53 AM
(http://images.misupply.com/products/full/Rhythm%20Tech/41855.jpg)

well this is the Rythym Tech ribbon crasher if that's what you mean...but Dale uses it a lot, not just on Stoner Witch...so this may not be what you're thinking of...anyway, hope this helps
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: thor on March 08, 2006, 11:52:19 AM
He's describing a china crash cymbal.

(http://media.zzounds.com/media/brand,zzounds/fit,325by400/quality,85/21616-f1e99cbbd6d35bf2de89efa23d29bc6e.jpg)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on March 08, 2006, 12:42:28 PM
is there a special song you are referring to?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Chill on March 08, 2006, 01:22:40 PM
It's not a hat, not a crash, not a china...it's somewhere inbetween.  Sort of a trashy hat/ crash sound with good sustain then a quick decay at the end of the envelope.  Probably something like the ribbon crasher, though I heard it was a custom piece.  Didn't see it on the photos here on this site.

I'd point out the song but the Melvins are new to me and I don't know the track names!  Stoner Witch is the first one I've listened to.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 08, 2006, 02:36:55 PM
Quote from: klump on March 08, 2006, 07:27:32 AM
ribbon crasher.
cant be.
the ribbon crasher is more of a chang chang sound. almost like a closed high hat with a tambourine on it. a good examble for the ribbon crasher is on 'the bloat" at the end where dale is just hitting that one thing over and over again until the song ends.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: thor on March 08, 2006, 03:39:19 PM
Well I took the liberty of reviewing Stoner Witch and think there are three possible cymbal sounds that the author of the thread is talking about. I made some clips of 3 songs... Skweetis, At The Stake, and Lividity.

Chill, - go to this myspace page and listen to the clips and tell me if I found the cymbal sound you're talking about.

http://www.myspace.com/clipsofthemelvins
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on March 08, 2006, 04:26:29 PM
thats different cymbals.

its a high hat with effetcs, a ribbon crasher and a china.

Ive seen dale playing something that looks like splash attached on top of a crash (watch vilar demours)
and this has that sound you describe, and its less "belly" than the ribbon crasher.

I am not a drummer.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on March 08, 2006, 04:41:59 PM
The Rhythm Tech "Pete Englehart" designed ribbon crasher is awesome. I picked up the larger of the two models (15") on ebay last year for $25. They're usually listed at around $50 at chain stores & drum outlets.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: razorblader on March 08, 2006, 08:40:32 PM
It is a ribbon crasher.  I got one on my kit, and I can duplicate that sound, even though I'm really a bass player.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: CaptainPungent on March 10, 2006, 10:32:38 AM
what's the damn thing that dale has on his bass drum?
it's like sheet metal, but is it made and sold?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 10, 2006, 12:58:01 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on March 10, 2006, 10:32:38 AM
what's the damn thing that dale has on his bass drum?
it's like sheet metal, but is it made and sold?
the ribbon crasher! theres a picture of it a couple posts up.
its made by rhythm tech and it goes for about 40-50 bucks.... you can order it from the same place you buy percussion stuff.
if thats what your talking about.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: CaptainPungent on March 10, 2006, 01:19:53 PM
i'm buying it.
on my kit i drill holes through metal things and put 'em up and try it out.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 10, 2006, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on March 10, 2006, 01:19:53 PM
i'm buying it.
on my kit i drill holes through metal things and put 'em up and try it out.
Its a good buy. I have one myself... they come in two sizes..... i think 12" and 15"
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on March 10, 2006, 05:39:57 PM
you can really hear dale whacking the hell out of
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 11, 2006, 02:25:16 AM
Quote from: anaconda on March 10, 2006, 05:39:57 PM
you can really hear dale whacking the hell out of
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on March 11, 2006, 10:28:01 AM
it is! its a live version where dale does the vocals :o
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: rhett E rock on March 11, 2006, 01:26:55 PM
i have to buy one of these.  there's so much stuff i have to buy for my kit.  why are hobbies so damn expensive?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: klump on March 12, 2006, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: rhett E rock on March 11, 2006, 01:26:55 PM
i have to buy one of these.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Uncle Fester on March 13, 2006, 01:23:05 PM
Quote from: anaconda on March 11, 2006, 10:28:01 AM
it is! its a live version where dale does the vocals :o
thats most interesting.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Rene They Call Him on May 02, 2007, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: anaconda on May 13, 2004, 01:35:49 PM
I think he's packin' a couple of 38DDs  :lol:

lol. no, actually, I'm a guy, a Cajun guy, which is how I got stuck with a name like Rene.  My fiancee is a 40DD, though, if that makes you feel better.

Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Andy on November 17, 2008, 03:54:34 PM
Strictly geeky thoughts here... but I was listening to this today and Buzz's vocals sound particularly awesome on this album. And the multitracked chorus vocal of 'At The Stake' kinda points the way forward to the harmony vocals they use so much in the latest version of the band.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: PrickHonky on August 31, 2009, 08:38:55 PM
as with all other Melvins releases, I love this one, and it is one of the cds I play first(along with Houdini) for people who have never heard the band before as it is one of their more "accessible" albums
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: black stallion on September 01, 2009, 06:27:26 AM
best drum sound ever
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: (the) Razor on September 01, 2009, 06:59:14 AM
Quote from: black stallion on September 01, 2009, 06:27:26 AM
best drum sound ever

Yes! Best reordered album ever! That guitar tone too....In the car, on an expensive stereo and on shitty little $2.00 earphones. This album sounds great and mixed very well.

Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: PrickHonky on September 27, 2009, 09:37:00 PM
the first time I ever heard 'Revolve', I listened to it at least 10 or 15 times in a row. For some reason that riff and that "groove" or whatever you want to call it, really jumped out at me. I was very thrilled to hear them play it live the first 2 times I saw them.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Eponymous on October 20, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Just came across this review of Prick and Stoner Witch: http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n10/htdocs/music-reviews-192.php

QuoteSNIVLEM / Prick
Amphetamine Reptile
Two albums from the Melvins in the same year. What have we done to deserve this blessing? Or is it? Prick, released on AmRep this summer, is an experimental prick-tease. The opening track,
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Juan on December 16, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 27, 2009, 09:37:00 PM
the first time I ever heard 'Revolve', I listened to it at least 10 or 15 times in a row. For some reason that riff and that "groove" or whatever


It is indeed a "groove" and it is a BEAST! When that baby drops the shit hits the fan.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 16, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
Bob was responsible for curating some of the melvins art show.

Quote from: Eponymous on October 20, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Just came across this review of Prick and Stoner Witch: http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n10/htdocs/music-reviews-192.php

QuoteSNIVLEM / Prick
Amphetamine Reptile
Two albums from the Melvins in the same year. What have we done to deserve this blessing? Or is it? Prick, released on AmRep this summer, is an experimental prick-tease. The opening track,
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: moderndayviking on December 20, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 16, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
Quote from: PrickHonky on September 27, 2009, 09:37:00 PM
the first time I ever heard 'Revolve', I listened to it at least 10 or 15 times in a row. For some reason that riff and that "groove" or whatever


It is indeed a "groove" and it is a BEAST! When that baby drops the shit hits the fan.

I remember At the Stake completely kicking my ass into submission the first time I listened to this record.  It was a religious experience.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Fraser on September 20, 2010, 02:07:29 PM
I heart Stoner Witch.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Smelvin on March 07, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Hello all. 
i was looking for some help on this. 
I was at a record convention and stumbled upon a Stoner Witch LP still sealed.
I offered the guy $30 and he bit!
When i got home, I cracked it open and saw that the wax was HOT PINK!
Anybody know how many were pressed in pink?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: anaconda on March 07, 2012, 06:01:11 PM
There's some speculation that it was a single pressing of 5000:

http://bored.amphetaminereptile.com/index.php?topic=1679.0 (http://bored.amphetaminereptile.com/index.php?topic=1679.0)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Dumpster D on March 07, 2012, 06:08:32 PM
got yourself a good bargain didn't you?

Just don't play it on something that came from SEARS bro.

Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: brian on March 07, 2012, 07:11:41 PM
if anyone here has the answer to your question it would be jochen aka 'the crybaby' on this board, you can PM him if he doesn't see this thread
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: jules on March 08, 2012, 12:03:28 AM
Quote from: Smelvin on March 07, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
Hello all. 
i was looking for some help on this. 
I was at a record convention and stumbled upon a Stoner Witch LP still sealed.
I offered the guy $30 and he bit!
When i got home, I cracked it open and saw that the wax was HOT PINK!
Anybody know how many were pressed in pink?
They were all pink, but I don't know how many were pressed. You got a bargain!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: the crybaby on March 08, 2012, 03:36:57 AM
as far as i know ther are 2 LP pressings:
offical pressing from atlantic: all on pink wax with gatefold cover (don't know how many have been pressed)
counterfeit pressing from germany: black wax with slip-in cover
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: DC on May 04, 2015, 04:47:46 PM
Big shout out to Stoner Witch; helped me break through a slump and achieve a new squat PR.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Topaz on February 26, 2016, 08:02:20 PM
I have trouble listening to the first 4 tracks because they sound too polished and commercial (e.g. Revolve). It's a good introduction for newbies, though.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: LuckMach3 on February 28, 2016, 05:34:56 PM
Quote from: Topaz on February 26, 2016, 08:02:20 PM
I have trouble listening to the first 4 tracks because they sound too polished and commercial (e.g. Revolve). It's a good introduction for newbies, though.

This is a comment I'll never understand when Melvins fans say it.

Skweetis is a pretty brutal and weird intro by mainstream standards.

Queen only sounds mainstream by The Melvins standards.  I emailed an mp3 of this song to a friend years ago thinking he'd love it but he hated it.  The drums were too weird for him and he couldn't grasp the timing of the song.  When I think about it no mainstream song sounds anything like Queen.

Sweet Willy Rollbar is played in an odd time signature and ends in about a minute.  Once again it's too weird for the average radio listener.

Revolve is probably the closest they've ever come to having a song that sounds like it could be played on the radio.  The intro is still pretty weird though.  On a side note as much as I love Tool I swear they stole the main riff from this song for Lateralus. 
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: meezer on February 28, 2016, 06:43:11 PM
Agreed. This was the first Melvins album I bought, after the hiccup of buying Prick first. It was so weird that it took me about a year of listening to it, just to figure out what the hell these guys were getting to.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: goldennuggetrecordings on March 03, 2016, 05:53:34 PM
yeah for a very long time, i considered queen one of my favorite songs. ive still never heard anything like it.

dont like revolve though. my first melvins cd was a mix burned from napster or limewire or something like that... it was 36 songs long, and i would put it on random and every other song or so my cd player would play revolve cause it was the last song. i dont think theyre algorithm accounted for 36 tracks or something. anyway burned me out in a real hurry. never really recovered either.

now id say one of my favorites off stoner witch is road bull... which used to be one that i didnt like. wasnt until i heard a live version of it where he sang the vocals more aggressively that it clicked.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: OZMAtt on August 08, 2016, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: goldennuggetrecordings on March 03, 2016, 05:53:34 PM
yeah for a very long time, i considered queen one of my favorite songs. ive still never heard anything like it.

dont like revolve though.

Stoner Witch is what really made me want more albums by this band. This was probably my second Melvins album (first was Houdini). But for some reason I am not a big fan of Revolve either. I always skip that song.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Jimmy on July 08, 2020, 04:04:08 PM
Does anyone know approximately when Stoner Witch was recorded?

I understand that it took 19 days, but when were those days, in late '93 and/or early '94, or after Prick, which was in April 1994?
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: GiveMe45 on July 08, 2020, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Jimmy on July 08, 2020, 04:04:08 PM
Does anyone know approximately when Stoner Witch was recorded?

I understand that it took 19 days, but when were those days, in late '93 and/or early '94, or after Prick, which was in April 1994?
Pretty sure there's a good in-depth interview about recording the album which may include some dates.  It may be in the Wiki somewhere -  http://themelvins.net/wiki/index.php/Melvins_Articles (http://themelvins.net/wiki/index.php/Melvins_Articles)
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: Jimmy on July 09, 2020, 09:23:12 AM
I've seen those before; still no dates!
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: jules on July 09, 2020, 10:41:26 AM
Quote from: Jimmy on July 08, 2020, 04:04:08 PM
Does anyone know approximately when Stoner Witch was recorded?

I understand that it took 19 days, but when were those days, in late '93 and/or early '94, or after Prick, which was in April 1994?

Peebot might know. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you sent him a PM.
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: ))))(((( on September 09, 2022, 07:36:14 AM
I haven't returned back to Stoner Witch for a while and listened to the song Queen last night. Immediately i was struck with how much slower the song is than i remembered. I think i have grown accustomed to the quicker tempos the band have performed it live plus the Five Legged Dog version which is also quite quick. I really like how they performed it here. It works really well faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAMR1G9NH0A
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: black stallion on September 09, 2022, 08:57:01 AM
true, all Melvins songs tend to be performed faster live
Title: Re: Stoner Witch
Post by: black stallion on October 18, 2023, 02:07:37 PM
29 years today, this album is pure perfection
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Post by: vince furnier on February 11, 2024, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: Georgelom on February 11, 2024, 12:08:09 PM
Norno video
if it's not porn featuring a Stoner Witch, yer way off-topic, Georgie boy!  :lol: