Would you buy Melvins dolls if there were some like the old Kiss dolls? It would be funny if they made dolls of all the previous bass players. It would be cooler than Melvins shoes.
I'd rather have a King Buzzo action figure with cool accesories than an ugly pair of Nikes that say 'melvins.'
i'll take the dolls over the shoes anyday.
Only if they were the talking action figures; and when you pushed the button, it just played noise.
it depends if the shoes are going to give me an ingrown toe nail
Quote from: ShastaClockOnly if they were the talking action figures; and when you pushed the button, it just played noise.
HA!! yes!
im sure the shoes will fuck up your feet if the melvins have anything to do with the design. it will be like the convo. with lustmord..."let's make the shoes a little bit more Annoying...."
Quote from: ShastaClockOnly if they were the talking action figures; and when you pushed the button, it just played noise.
Yes! LOL, if you push the button on Buzz's it would say, "You're fired!"
Quote from: Joe DeutromQuote from: ShastaClockOnly if they were the talking action figures; and when you pushed the button, it just played noise.
Yes! LOL, if you push the button on Buzz's it would say, "You're fired!"
Then it never says anything else. Two days later; the doll falls apart.
Oh, for the shoes; one would be slightly taller than the other. Giving your permanent back problems.
hell yeah i would buy the dolls. i wonder if the Melvins will ever follow the merchandising extravaganza that Kiss did. when i see Melvins rubber duckies that'll be the day!
they should have a Melvins alarm clock...and have different alarm noises (i.e. differrent distortions from various different Melvins songs).
I'm pretty sure a Melvins alarm clock would just explode. ...or stab you with something.
i like the idea of friendly-looking melvins products that secretly berate your life with noise whenever they get the chance. they could even incorporate it into the shoes...kinda like "L.A. Lights" but instead of lighting up when you walk they screech and holler and rumble. hahaha....ah yes.. can't you just imagine walking around the streets and all these people's shoes are creating this wild cacophony everywhere..? oh i'm so happy right now.
I want a melvins car; it would randomly swerve from the direction i'm driving and hit the brakes.
would you buy a melvins turd?:
Quote from: don chentewould you buy a melvins turd?:
I'm going with "No."
It'd be cool if they had the dolls, and Buzz had a little toy guitar and amp that comes along with it. There'd be four buttons, and each one emitts four different 7-minute blasts of feedback and distortion.
And what about a Melvins frisbee? It'd soar through the air, go in your direction and whack you right in the face every time.
i would buy a Melvins turd, that would piss my girlfriend off to no end. she hates the Melvins as it is. but a Melvins turd, hahahahahaha.
id like it if either dave cooper or basmean would make action figures of them :) and make critterbox sell them.
I would thank my lucky stars if that happened, hehe.
the best of two worlds.
i'd pee with glee as well, meatman klumper