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This probably has been posted but I didnt see it...so...


(from blabbermouth.net)

According to a posting at Toolband.com, the members of TOOL will conduct a "chat party" on Wednesday, October 12. "We did this last year, had some fun, so I thought we'd try it again," the posting adds. "Along with the members of the band, it's also your chance to chat with some of their musician friends, including the members of BUTCHER (Sasha, Camella, Reeder & more), kaRIN and Statik of COLLIDE, Aaron and some of the guys from ISIS, Buzz and Dale of THE MELVINS, some PYGMY LOVE CIRCUS folk and VOLTO!"

It's been four years since TOOL released their last album, 2001's "Lateralus", and drummer Danny Carey told Launch that the band prefer to take their time recording the follow-up. "We're not pressured, I think, and we don't have a record company hanging over us, saying, 'You have to do an album every year,' or something," he said. "It's a lot more important to take our time and have something to say, and if you're putting out a record every year, how much can you really learn in one year? You know, you've got to develop as a person and develop as a player."

thanks!

i'm not ashamed to admit TOOL is one of my favorite bands, and I LOVE hundreds of bands

Scott Reeder too...

Buzz stopped by to visit Tool a little while ago while they were recording:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/lamestain/buzzmaynardtoolrec.jpg)

EDIT: just saw this photo was already posted elsewhere in the Tool thread but, for those who missed it like I did, here it is again.

LMAO!

please pull it

Quote from: cellphone on October 05, 2005, 04:23:57 AM
please pull it

Die Maynard James Keenan Ivory Wayans, die!

So, let me get this straight: if I wait until october 12 to connect to that chat party I will have the chance to chat with all the guys from TOOL, plus Dale, Buzz and Scott Reeder...






















:shock: :shock: :shock:THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

I like Tool's Aenema cd but most of their other stuff bores me.  No offense.

Tool is amazing, even Buzz says they are one of the top 5 bands EVER! Yeah the toolarmy chat could be cool, but there are 6,600 members so good luck getting a question in for the boys.  And you know all your getting is smart assed remarks if they do respond!

QuoteYeah the toolarmy chat could be cool, but there are 6,600 members so good luck getting a question in for the boys.

Wait, toolarmy chat? I thought this is was going to be at the Toolband.com chat, for the other one you need to pay.  :(

just go to the toolshed.down.net forums.

The chat log will be posted there once it's done. That's if they don't post it during the chat.

definitely a toolarmy chat, but it should be interesting regardless

Is there a transcript of this somewhere?

there will be and Ill post it when they put it up on toolarmy...

thank you, chang and succ

here's buzzs part of the chat - man is that guy funny!!!

<buzz> hi everyone, it's Buzz
[01:04-RedLodge] <buzz> you people have way too much free time

[01:04-RedLodge] <buzz> are any of your moms hot?
[01:05-RedLodge] <chrisredman> mine is.....$20....she love you long time
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> do you think we're made out of money?
[01:06-RedLodge] * kasper has joined #RedLodge
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> $20??

[01:04-Common] <eod> danny, what do you think of autechre?
[01:04-Common] <danny> i love Autecher

[01:04-Common] <carlos> who makes the margaritas?
[01:04-Common] <danny> Kevin Willis or blair make the margaritas

[01:04-Common] <marty> whats your favourite Australian band/musicion?
[01:04-Common] <danny> noy boton is one of my biggest influences

[01:04-Common] <A-Bomb> What kind of tequila?
[01:05-Common] <danny> don Julio

[01:05-Common] <The_Betterfly> danny..any memories from Finland?
[01:05-Common] <danny> just fun in Finland, lots of fun

[01:05-Common] <Serialnumber19822012> Is it true Aloke Dutta started to really play tabla in his 20's?
[01:05-Common] <danny> it's true the locals a late bloomer

[01:05-Common] <Abiel> Danny, ever going to switch to ZILDJIAN?
[01:06-Common] <danny> i love my paistes

[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> anyone ever steal pot from your mom??

[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> have any nude pics of your moms?
[01:05-RedLodge] <SYNeR> nop sorry :(
[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> do you want to buy some?

[01:05-RedLodge] <Vlad> Hey Buzz, if you don't mind me asking, who's playing bass for you now?
[01:05-RedLodge] <buzz> your mom is playing bass

[01:06-RedLodge] <chrisredman> (special deal for fantomas types)
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> Fantomas?
[01:06-RedLodge] <buzz> fantomama

[01:06-Common] <danny> thanks guys, bye!

[01:06-RedLodge] <pogos_dope> BUZZ COULD YOU PLEASE KILL COURTNEY LOVE FOR ME  ...THANX THAT WOULD BE GREAT !!!!!!
[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> there's nothing I can wish on her that she hasn't already done to herself

[01:07-RedLodge] <toolmanjpc> Is patton as insane to work with as he looks?
[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> PAtton is Hitler with a cunt

[01:07-RedLodge] <buzz> do you like Tool?

[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> Buzz is still here, wearing Maynard's briefs
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> do you guys like TOOL?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> are any of you high right now?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> are you moms high right now?
[01:10-RedLodge] <buzz> pot is for teenagers, we said it before

[01:11-RedLodge] <Abiel> Buzz, is Adam a load of crap on guitar?
[01:11-RedLodge] <buzz> yes, Adam is a load of crap
[01:11-RedLodge] <buzz> not just on guitar

[01:11-RedLodge] <Wiggs> umm buzz do people think you are maynard or what the hell is going on
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm Buzz AND Maynard

[01:12-RedLodge] <guitaryoni> buzz hows the tour with jello biafra going
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> tour plus the new album is going great
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> and would be going even greater if all of you would buy it
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> you need to buy it because I just put a downpayment on a new Civic
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> Hybrid
[01:12-RedLodge] <buzz> on the new Ford Lisp
[01:13-RedLodge] <buzz> $2800 sticker price

[01:13-RedLodge] <parallax>  TOOLARMY buzz, can you ask maynard if the new album is a dubble album...???...
[01:13-RedLodge] <buzz>  it's a triple gatefold double album

[01:13-RedLodge] <nar616> Maynard -- I just want to thank you for inspiring all of us
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> I want to thank coffee for inspiring me to shit

[01:14-RedLodge] <cfhrevolutioncfh> WELL YOU DO SUCK
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> Yeah, Tool broke up because you suck
[01:14-RedLodge] <buzz> They broke up because you don't exist

[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> isn't great that the Angels won tonight

[01:14-RedLodge] <Khadgar346> buzz, anyone of you guys drinking Absinthe?
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> once again, we're not interested in gateway drugs, only adult drugs

[01:15-RedLodge] <Brewtality> Buzz, i've got a burning question-what is your favourite Condiment???
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> a steak

[01:15-RedLodge] <FourT6N2> buzz....Name an adult drug
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> PCP, sure
[01:15-RedLodge] <lonelymanifester> glue?
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> yeah, glue
[01:15-RedLodge] <buzz> wood alcohol
[01:16-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: Draino fluid?
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> drano, sure why not
[01:16-RedLodge] <Brewtality> pure crystal MDMA???
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> we're into crystal methodone
[01:16-RedLodge] <toolio> methadone is a shitty high
[01:16-RedLodge] <buzz> shitty high? burn in hell, junkie
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz>  the only thing worse than a drug user is a candy ass drug user
[01:17-RedLodge] <Wiggs> what about recovering drug users?
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz> when we start something, we finish it
[01:17-RedLodge] <buzz> our mom didn't raise any quitters!!!

[01:17-RedLodge] <eod> buzz, are you christ?
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> yes, I'll take credit for being Christ
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> Jesus was connected and look what they did to him
[01:18-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm turning water into piss as we speak
[01:18-RedLodge] <SYNeR> the true messiah.
[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> where's your messiah now maget?

[01:18-RedLodge] <bob2884> how about wine into piss?
[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> once again, we're not interested in gateway drugs

[01:19-RedLodge] <buzz> how are you going to tell your mom you have serum hepitis

[01:20-RedLodge] <passenger> Buzz are you on the new album
[01:20-RedLodge] <buzz> I'm on every new album

[01:20-RedLodge] <yazazen> Buzz, big fan of H.A.T. and stoner witch. will try to pick up pigs of the roman empire to help you on your Honda payments
[01:20-RedLodge] <buzz> thanks!

[01:20-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: have you ever shot heroin into your tear duct?
[01:21-RedLodge] <buzz> only underneath my tongue

[01:21-RedLodge] <jamcnew> Buzz, you  and The Melvins need to come down to the Bible belt. These fuckers need a good kick in the teeth. Need something better than 3doorsdown
[01:21-RedLodge] <buzz> we LIVE in the bible belt

[01:21-RedLodge] <opiate987> buzz, any chances of the current tour with jello being extended.... i.e. to the midwest
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> the next tour with Jello is extended to us playing 3 shows a night the next moonshot

[01:22-RedLodge] <SYNeR> buzz: ever tried huffing petrol? The aborigines do it here all the time... Hence the high petrol prices
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> al the aborigines are dead

[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> and so it Paul

[01:22-RedLodge] <yazazen> yeah, good question pezzo... buzz you heard new tool?
[01:22-RedLodge] <buzz> yeah, it doesn't sound finished yet

[01:23-RedLodge] <buzz> later

hehe funny, you wouldnt happen to have the text from the entire chat would you? I'm interested in what some of the other people may have said.

That was the stupidest exchange of dialogue I've ever read. Was that the transcript of people from ToolArmy.com asking Buzz questions? These are the questions that they ask him? Jeezus.

I feel bad for Buzz having to sit through that.