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Title: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 06, 2005, 02:46:24 PM
Every date on this tour on both the east and west coast will feature a Melvins set followed by a Jellvins set, except for the Halloween show in SF, which is the Alternative Tentacles showcase. All the west coast dates, again with the exception of the Halloween show will also have Altamont opening.

Please make a note of it.

Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: ManWithNoName on October 06, 2005, 02:48:12 PM
Will this be on the exam?
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: idiotboy on October 06, 2005, 06:28:29 PM
There's an exam?!!!
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Smellis on October 06, 2005, 08:07:41 PM
Crover's gonna' be rockin' out on his Gibson Les Paul Gold Top with Altamont!! For those of you who are in awe of Crover's drumb talents, he fronts Altamont on gi-tar and wails.   :shock:
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: anaconda on October 06, 2005, 09:56:21 PM
Thoroughly man! He's been onto something special since his solo EP even!
hahah but for all those cave dwellers out there Altamont have a couple great
records out there, sticky dirty balls in the dirt and its Dale on guits and vocs, who knew
he was a triple threat  !ahha
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: mumu on October 06, 2005, 10:48:51 PM
Evertime I see Anaconda post now, I think of Mackie sitting on his face.   :P :P :lol:
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: DubEMC on October 07, 2005, 12:59:51 AM
Quote from: mumu on October 06, 2005, 10:48:51 PM
Evertime I see Anaconda post now, I think of Mackie sitting on his face.   :P :P :lol:

Why?
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: cellphone on October 07, 2005, 02:01:19 AM
why not?
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: tesseract on October 07, 2005, 09:33:40 AM
aaarghh

punished for being in SF

looks like a road trip to sacramento

Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Michael on October 07, 2005, 02:44:07 PM
So what's the deal with Big Business?  I was under the impression that the fall tour would be Big Business and the Melvins with Big Business opening the show and then staying on stage for the Melvins set.  Is Trevor playing bass instead for this short tour?

Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: cheeseburger on October 07, 2005, 04:36:58 PM
that sucks...i want to see a melvins set damn it.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Smellis on October 07, 2005, 04:50:32 PM
The Melvins Big Biz tour won't be until after the first of the year sometime. I am under the impression that it will be a larger tour than the Jelvins short tour.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 07, 2005, 05:50:53 PM
I think it's pretty cool that the Dicks are playing Halloween, but I am in fact going down to LA on November 16 to catch a Melvins set.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Smellis on October 07, 2005, 10:08:06 PM
Come on dude, you gotta' wear the ladybug suit at that gig. My brother from SanDiego will be there, I'll tell him to watch for ya'..........
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: retrodummy on October 08, 2005, 06:10:08 AM
you american guys can call yourself happy.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: DubEMC on October 08, 2005, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: Smellis on October 07, 2005, 10:08:06 PM
Come on dude, you gotta' wear the ladybug suit at that gig. My brother from SanDiego will be there, I'll tell him to watch for ya'..........


I don't think Richie is one to repeat himself! :D
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 08, 2005, 10:05:11 PM
STRAIGHT FROM THE MELVINS TOUR DIRECTOR (POSTERS WILL BE DONE FOR EACH EVENT):

Jello Biafra & the Melvins Tour Series 2005 US Tour

Announcing the Artists for the Jello Biafra and the Melvins Tour.

21-Oct-05 -- Boston, MA
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: GrimReaper on October 10, 2005, 04:04:30 AM
This is great!

Kurd Lover joined bad news!
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: rhett E rock on October 10, 2005, 03:54:42 PM
Dub is Bad News actually good, or is it just a sarcastic avatar?

they look like they can't dissappoint.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: GrimReaper on October 13, 2005, 03:02:27 PM

Who will be there from the BBS:

1) GrimReaper
2) Bad Ronald SFO
3) Your Name here
4)...
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on October 13, 2005, 04:27:16 PM
who's going to boston on the 21st?  i'll be there and would be interested in meeting any bbslosers.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 13, 2005, 06:18:58 PM
Richie Goodtimes - SF 10/31 and LA 11/16.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: DubEMC on October 13, 2005, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: rhett E rock on October 10, 2005, 03:54:42 PM
Dub is Bad News actually good, or is it just a sarcastic avatar?

they look like they can't dissappoint.

:D
Actually it's " The Young Ones " without Michael Ryan. They had a Comic Strip Presents show on BBC. They also did an lp which is where the pic came from. Pretty hilarious stuff if you've ever seen it.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: rhett E rock on October 13, 2005, 07:59:18 PM
oh shit, i love the Young Ones!  i'll have to check that show out. 

Reaper, i'll be at the Seattle show (if that's what you were referring to).  i think i said that before.  what, i don't count!?
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: duratop on October 13, 2005, 08:12:51 PM
I bought my ticket today for the Eugene show.  I can't wait to see the Melvins. 
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: andy the angry bald man on October 13, 2005, 08:31:48 PM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 13, 2005, 04:27:16 PM
who's going to boston on the 21st?
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: GrimReaper on October 14, 2005, 02:27:18 AM
New Moe's Show Seattle:

Quote from: GrimReaper on October 13, 2005, 03:02:27 PM

Who will be there from the BBS ?:

1) GrimReaper
2) Bad Ronald SFO
3) Rhett E. Rock
4) Your Name here
5)...
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Burnt Bride on October 14, 2005, 01:58:46 PM
I'll be at the Philly show...anyone else?? :D
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: BAD RONALD SFO on October 16, 2005, 03:45:55 PM
fucked up once again,,,,,,,,,,,,,here i am drinking on sunday. all alone, its ok ,,in seattle we now sale booze on sunday, so after i get some fuel in my gut, ill creep down , useing the back roads, to the booze store, funny though it ant like sfo, the state runs the store, so you can't stumble in and get a bottle, you can;t slur your words. if you seem fucked up you wont get your drink, so just  say things like yep,, that word doe's not have an exhale, so they won't smell the booze.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Agent48 on October 16, 2005, 04:03:06 PM
i hope to be at

3-Nov-05 -- Vancouver, BC
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on October 16, 2005, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: BAD RONALD SFO on October 16, 2005, 03:45:55 PM
if you seem fucked up you wont get your drink, so just  say things like yep,, that word doe's not have an exhale, so they won't smell the booze.

every word has an exhale, how do you think you get your vocal cords to vibrate?  don't post dumb shit about getting drunk.  nobody cares
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 16, 2005, 06:53:29 PM
A lot of the venues on this tour are strange. Reason for that is Jello wanted every venue to be all ages.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on October 19, 2005, 02:24:59 PM
alright, just confirmed my ticket for friday night in boston. 
gonna make the 1-night, 6-hour round trip for the once-a-year event which rivals all other sensory experience!
i'll make sure to get the setlist for this, the first show of the east coast tour.  they should be limber! (or rusty...)

i'm excited.
i am bringing one for sure, and maybe three melvins-virgins with me.  this should be fun to watch.



i'm excited
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: rhett E rock on October 19, 2005, 07:42:33 PM
i'm bringing my girlfriend who hates them with a passion.  i'm hoping this experience will convert her.  maybe i should wait until she sleeps and play them softly on the stereo.  she'd kill me in my sleep if she woke up to the Melvins.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on October 19, 2005, 08:19:37 PM
haha! do it..  subconsciously lure her.

tell her to just enjoy the experience of the intensity of their show and to appreciate what these 3 (4 this time?) people are doing to the atmosphere with their instruments.  only a real stubborn bastard would disagree that the melvins create a unique atmosphere within which to immerse oneself. 
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: anaconda on October 19, 2005, 10:23:21 PM
they move a lot of molecules in your mind and ass thats for sure
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on October 19, 2005, 11:10:53 PM
my ass molecules are hairy
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: anaconda on October 19, 2005, 11:15:54 PM
TMI bud
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 20, 2005, 12:27:46 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on October 19, 2005, 11:10:53 PM
my ass molecules are hairy
(http://rattownrecords.com/images/swines-ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: PeterDick on October 20, 2005, 12:58:27 AM
Has anyone heard about Alice Donut opening for the tour anywhere? I got a very cryptic email.....
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 20, 2005, 01:52:55 AM
No Alice Donut anywhere on this tour. I say this with 99.9% confidence.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: klump on October 20, 2005, 09:24:46 PM
mmmmmmmmmm, donut...  :lol:
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: GrimReaper on November 02, 2005, 11:58:46 AM

Tonight's the big night here in Seattle. How many here will be there?

The Commet tavern is a cool place to get a beer.

Also the Bad Ju Ju Lounge has moved next to Neumo's.

See you there.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on November 02, 2005, 12:29:34 PM
hey bud! have fun tonight at the show, bud.

-your bud
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: glen on November 02, 2005, 12:45:20 PM
damn vin,  you feeling a bit ornery on this post?     do I sense a bit of nastyness in your typing?
easy killer,  no one wants to hurt you here.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on November 02, 2005, 12:53:45 PM
oh no...i've been grossly misinterpreted.  i really did mean grim should have fun!  i thought adding the ol' overuse of "bud" would invoke feelings of community bonding through recalling of a previous "joke".  i thought well-wishing combined with a supportive community atmosphere would really help grimreaper feel that i hope he enjoys his concert tonight.
i kid you not, this was my pathetically-overthought posting process.

i'll show you ornery!
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: glen on November 02, 2005, 01:10:00 PM
I got ya.        I was just joshing a bit myself.  but I noticed you DID get a little nasty with the dude about being drunk about a page back.  :lol:

Quote from: Vcavallo link=topic=4034.msg51270#msg51270 date=1130957625

i'll show you ornery!
quote]

easy, EASY!!   you got some serious pull around here. I'm not sure what your capable of and I would rather not find out.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Vcavallo on November 02, 2005, 01:33:10 PM
Quote from: glen on November 02, 2005, 01:10:00 PM
but I noticed you DID get a little nasty with the dude about being drunk about a page back.  :lol:


i cannot deny this.  i am easily set-off by stupid drunk people.  there is nothing that disappoints me more than a respectable person who turns into a jackass when they drink.  when i drink, i attempt to retain my sober sensibility and self-respect, while enjoying the feeling of intoxication.  compromising one's image and consistency and attributing it to alcohol is, in my opinion a bullshit cop out.  one's decision to get drunk is made, knowing well the outcome and how it will effect one.  when that is considered, i can't have any sympathy for a drunken fool. 

no offense to anyone is intended, it's just how i feel internally about people i observe.  i don't really think less of these people, as much as i hope that sometime they'll figure out why it is they lack self-respect, and will be able to do something about it and as a result, live a better more fulfilling life, and contribute positively to our society [which we are all forced into together].  it's hardly my place to tell them my thoughts, as that would probably be disrespectful.  it is difficult though, to continue to try and respect someone when they aren't doing the same for you. 

anyway, i have to go in my vehicle now.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Smellis on November 02, 2005, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: GrimReaper on November 02, 2005, 11:58:46 AM

Tonight's the big night here in Seattle. How many here will be there?

The Commet tavern is a cool place to get a beer.

Also the Bad Ju Ju Lounge has moved next to Neumo's.

See you there.

I'm going to DICK's drive-in on Broadway for burgers, then to the Comet to tank up.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: GrimReaper on November 02, 2005, 02:55:07 PM

Bad SFO is not stupid. A highly respected alcoholic and my attorney.

A quote from Flipper Mr.Vinny: "Fucked Up, Once Again".

Anyway Smellis, see you at the Comet. Bring Rhett E. with ya.
Title: Re: Jellvins/Melvins Tour
Post by: Hateyouhumans on November 02, 2005, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Smellis on November 02, 2005, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: GrimReaper on November 02, 2005, 11:58:46 AM

Tonight's the big night here in Seattle. How many here will be there?

The Commet tavern is a cool place to get a beer.

Also the Bad Ju Ju Lounge has moved next to Neumo's.

See you there.

I'm going to DICK's drive-in on Broadway for burgers, then to the Comet to tank up.


The Maharaj on Pike in between Harvard & Boylston (about 2 and a half blocks west of Neumo's) has free appetizers (one per drink order) from 5-8pm and PBRs and Well drinks are $2 ALL THE TIME