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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: klump on December 20, 2003, 06:59:12 PM

Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: klump on December 20, 2003, 06:59:12 PM
what are the biggest rumours around the melvins? ( new and old)
and has any of them been proven wrong or true?
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: leroy on December 20, 2003, 08:15:27 PM
rumours that buzz recorded some songs for porno movies, and was under a different name.  i highly doubt that he did that.
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Dave on December 21, 2003, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: leroyrumours that buzz recorded some songs for porno movies, and was under a different name.  i highly doubt that he did that.

Great thing about that rumor, which he started I might add, is that it is absolutely unprovable either way...


...as all the best rumors are.
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: klump on December 21, 2003, 07:38:52 AM
hmmm, actually, buzz has confirmed that rumour(the porn music)...
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Reverend Ebeneezer on December 21, 2003, 08:54:20 AM
Here's one, Buzz is alleged to have played all the bass parts on at least Houdini. Some say that Lori never recorded a note, and all the bass work allegedly by her is by Buzz...
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: noctrun on December 21, 2003, 09:03:13 AM
the biggest "rumor" about the melvins is that all they play is slow

that's my personal favorite
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: cheeseburger on December 21, 2003, 09:05:05 AM
Quote from: leroyrumours that buzz recorded some songs for porno movies, and was under a different name.  i highly doubt that he did that.

about a year ago i did read an interview with buzz confirming that he did do porn soundtracks under a different name...due to the amount of dope i've smoked in my 29 years i can't remember the mag, the name he used or the director of the movies(it was all movies by one guy, i think) its driving me crazy trying to hunt this article down, but i do remember it having great pics of buzz holding a shotgun and some hot porn girls with it too...anyone else see this?
Title: f
Post by: f on December 21, 2003, 12:26:41 PM
yeah, that girl was hot.  i can't remember which one it was either, though.  he had a surprised look on his face?
Title: f
Post by: f on December 21, 2003, 12:33:43 PM
something to do with Lab Productions?
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: anaconda on December 21, 2003, 12:40:39 PM
No, he did the music for the Dark Brothers porn films.
The guy he was working with was the Director,
Gregory Dark. I believe....

I think the biggest rumour is about Lori having cancer,
then getting kicked out while she was recovering and
OD'ing on heroin shortly thereafter
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Rembrandt Pussyhorse on December 21, 2003, 04:28:10 PM
rumour is they're all GAY!
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: anaconda on December 21, 2003, 06:29:22 PM
that reminds me, have you seen that "Melvins is gay" site??

here: http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/gaymelvins/

:oops:
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Beto Brasil on December 21, 2003, 06:38:13 PM
Quote from: leroyrumours that buzz recorded some songs for porno movies, and was under a different name.  i highly doubt that he did that.

is this a Humor or Rumor? :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Vcavallo on December 21, 2003, 10:11:22 PM
yes, the porn is true.  it was gregory dark.  i think the article was in a porn mag, the girl's name i think was "papillion" or something.  she had a butterfly tattooed on her pussy which was real nice.  buzz insisted to the magazine that he carry a shotgun and wear a shirt that said "promote homosexuality" there's a funny story behind it all in the article.  and i don't remember if the girl was hot. but there was alot of skin and it is very likely that it is quite arousing.  i think she was a latina sexita.

More info: http://www.mvdbase.com/director/D/gdark.htm
greg dark shot bar-x-the rocking M (among much porn)

the movie they recorded the song for was "between the cheeks 3" hehe
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: GrimReaper on December 22, 2003, 12:38:00 AM
Go to Captain Pungent's Melvins Shack and under "Links" is the Melvins/Porn connection. There is a lot of interesting non-porn related Melvins Links there also.

Brian's work is credited there frequently.
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: blacksanta on December 24, 2003, 10:58:25 PM
There was a small one pager in Hustler talking about Stag after it came out and how the Melvins are working with Greg Dark on the Bar X vid. It was great because the photo was Buzzo in hell holding a beer can surrounded naked devil chicks. I have it somewheres, I'll try and dig it up.
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: zium on December 25, 2003, 02:08:09 PM
http://www.toyboxxx.com/products/161829.htm

who's gonna order it and rip the music for us? :)
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Vcavallo on December 26, 2003, 05:56:16 PM
rip the music?? why not the video as well?
:o  :wink:
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Mr. Bandit on December 27, 2003, 11:43:14 AM
Quote from: blacksantaThere was a small one pager in Hustler talking about Stag after it came out and how the Melvins are working with Greg Dark on the Bar X vid. It was great because the photo was Buzzo in hell holding a beer can surrounded naked devil chicks. I have it somewheres, I'll try and dig it up.

You probably mean this one (http://www.angelfire.com/mn/TryChicken/melvins/hus.html) .
Title: big melvins rumours
Post by: Swagger on December 31, 2003, 02:21:24 AM
Wow, I remember that video box. I actually "watched" that movie. It was years ago and I can't say I remember the music. I had my mind on other things.